50 Destructive Cats That Weren’t Fast Enough To Escape The Scene Of The Crime
Interview With ExpertCats are undeniably adorable yet often unpredictable creatures. One moment, they are social, playful, and caring, and the other, they let all havoc loose, destroying everything in their way. Owners of these feline companions are proven this time and time again when they find piles of toilet paper or soil scattered around the house.
Luckily, they often manage to see the bright side of these mildly infuriating moments and share them with the rest of us so we can laugh and share their pain together. We at Bored Panda have collected some of the most mischievous cat crimes, and honestly, it’s pretty impressive what they can do when left to their own devices.
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with Mustafa Tshash, a pet behavior specialist and co-founder of How To Pets, and Joey Lusvardi, a certified cat behavior consultant.
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Pet behavior specialist Mustafa Tshash tells Bored Panda that cats aren't out to destroy our homes. "Their "destructive" behaviors are often misinterpreted and can be managed with a better understanding of their instincts and needs. Patience, coupled with the right tools and techniques, goes a long way in creating a harmonious living environment for both you and your feline friend."
According to Tshash, understanding why your furry companion engages in these behaviors is the first step to finding a solution that works for the owner and their pet.
Scratching, specifically, is an instinct that allowed their predecessors to survive and thrive in the wild. It can start as early as 8 weeks of age and lets felines mark their territory by leaving visual and chemical cues as a pheromone is released from the scent gland in their feet. This odor contains information about the animal’s health, sex, and breeding status, all of which other cats can detect.
Typical
“Hooman, the indoor tree exploded for no reason! I’m lucky I was over here and it missed me!”
Tried To Make My Own Paper. Failed Successfully
Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants. All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work
Felines also scratch surfaces to sharpen their nails, removing the old layers of the nail to expose a new, sharp part underneath. Honed claws allow cats to be better hunters and defend themselves from predators or threats.
Additionally, it lets a cat stretch out its muscles fully, relieving tension. Moreover, the action releases calming chemicals in the brain that help to lessen anxiety and overexcitement.
He Threw My House Slipper In The Toilet
Egg Thief
My cat doesn't like human food, with the exception of croissants and bbq flavored potato chips!
The Amount Of Guilt On That Cat's Face Is Hilarious
Guilt? There's no guilt there. Imagine some fool soft can-opener erroneously thinking you broke something, and they just up and grab you. You'd look like that, too, especially if you were completely innocent like this poor cat.
That isn't guilt. It's concern about what the owner intends to do with it.
Allium plants (onions, garlic, shallots, etc.) are toxic and deadly to cats! Make sure kitty doesn't chew on those!
Eh that is fear. Maybe the owner will hurt the cat. Wish someone would help it.
Lovely face, I would cuddle him no matter what blunder he made. <3
In the wild, cats often scratch against tree trunks, which leaves a visual and chemical cue at eye level for other felines. For this reason, the arms of couches and the legs of unvarnished wooden furniture are usually the most common targets for territorial scratching of house companions.
Tshash also tells us that kitties are curious by nature. They explore the world with their paws and mouths, chewing on objects and investigating their surroundings. And it so happens that they mistake furniture or other items for toys.
If a person has a young kitten, he additionally warns that teething is often a culprit. "Just like human babies, kittens go through a phase where chewing helps soothe the discomfort of emerging teeth."
My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back
An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room
The cat opened the vent by herself. I didn't ask for this.
They Want To Go To The Beach
Remember when you told us we'd knock something over if we got on the counter? We decided to scientifically test your theory. Congratulations! You were right!
Joey Lusvardi certified cat behavior consultant, notes that chewing can be a consequence of boredom. Meanwhile, other destructive behaviors could be the result of stress.
"If you look at the context in which the behavior is occurring, it will give you information about the underlying reason for it. In some cases, destructive behaviors may stem from accidental training.
If your cat is doing something you don’t want them to do and, as an example, you yell at them or use a squirt bottle on them, the attention you’re giving them may encourage them to do the behavior more. Even if it seems like it is “bad” attention, your cat may not see it that way. They may enjoy the attention or think you’re trying to play with them. Your cat’s perspective is what matters."
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Because these actions are innate in cats, they can be hard to stop when they become undesirable. The best way to solve this issue is to provide environmental enrichment. "Cats can get bored easily, and boredom often leads to destructive behavior. Provide a variety of toys, climbing trees, and scratching posts to keep them entertained. Puzzle feeders and interactive toys can also work wonders!" says Tshash.
Meanwhile, Lusvardi mentions, "Make sure your cat has an abundance of resources like scratching posts and cat trees spread out in prominent, easy-to-access locations. You likely need more stuff for your cat than you’d think, so a single scratching post isn’t going to cut it. A well-made, sturdy scratching post is better than a cheap, flimsy one."
The Crime, The Criminal, The Evidence
I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper
There Are No Thoughts Behind Those Eyes
The IN box is for sitting IN. Not very well made, though. Do better.
"Rather than focusing on stopping or suppressing a behavior, you’ll get better results if you try to address the root cause of the problem and encourage an alternative behavior that you’re okay with," further explains Lusvardi.
"Creating fear or stress in your cat often just makes the behavior worse or only temporarily stops it. Redirect your cat to an acceptable outlet for the behavior."
In the case of scratching, he recommends luring felines with catnip or silver vine to the scratching post itself or offering a reward after they use it. "You don’t want to take your cat's paws and place them on the scratcher, as that will only cause them stress and may cause an aversion to the scratching post," he says.
My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem
Problem? I see no problem. If you're going to put a cat bed in the window, the cat is going to sleep on it.
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No cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured.
To encourage the use of such an alternative, the owner might want to model how it’s done for the cat by running their nails over the post. This creates an intriguing demonstration that might entice the feline to come and try it.
If that doesn't help solve the issue, Lusvardi advises covering the object with something the cat can scratch. "An over-the-couch scratcher will protect your furniture and give your cat an outlet for scratching.
This will prevent them from going to a different location to scratch instead. If your cat is chewing, cover the object so they can’t chew it, and give them something they can chew. Cat grass or silver vine sticks are great options."
Another Reason To Put The Lid Down
Will you look at that! The toilet paper just jumped right into the porcelain litter box.
He Had A Mission
He was saving your shorts for you. Unappreciative soft can-opener.
Admiring Her Handiwork
Hey, soft can-opener, your WET shield has a hole. You best get that fixed. I'm not going to supervise your shower when there's a hole in the shield.
He concludes by saying, "Make sure they get plenty of interactive play with you where they get to hunt, chase, and catch the toy. If the behavior is a sudden change, set up an appointment with your veterinarian to rule out medical causes. If nothing is found, your veterinarian or a cat behavior specialist can help you figure out what to do if you’re stumped."
Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit
Poor Tony was viscously attacked by the toilet paper.
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Tshash even suggests that destructive behavior might mean that the owner should consider a companion for their furry friend. "Sometimes, solo cats get into trouble simply because they’re lonely. If it’s feasible, consider getting a second kitty. Of course, make sure to introduce them properly to avoid any interpersonal kitty drama!"
Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things
Luna is the nicest thing. She's just taking out the competition.
Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime
Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table
You mean, you left the new package of cat toys out.
Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked
Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers
Damn those aliens and their crop circles. Lucky there's a cat willing to guard the plants.
The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
If you don't want someone grazing, feed them on time. Easy
My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable
Gardeners Doing Their Job
They're obviously working very hard, and deserve much tuna.
He Also Stole A Hot Dog
Warm is good. We like warm. Why do you think we sleep on radiators?
Caught Him Stealing A Slice Of Beef Cheek This Taco Night
It's the cat's house. Therefore, anything in the house belongs to the cat. It's impossible to steal what belongs to you. There is no crime here.
I Guess I’ll Take My Knitting Projects To Another Room
I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead
Left My Office Door Open For One Minute
My Coffee Is His Coffee
What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It
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If the blinds were replaced, she'd have to resize them again. Resize. Yes, resize.
Tortilla Devil
There's absolutely nothing to suggest that the cat got anywhere near the tortillas.
"What?"
Look What She Has Done To My Seat
My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook
Well, it's not like YOU were going to bite the corner of your MacBook. Lucky for you, the cat doesn't mind helping.
This Cat Broke Into My House And Knocked Over My Monitor
Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off
What a lovely cat to help its soft can-opener to put away the puzzle.
"Mom, I Don't Like It" Proceeds To Knock It Over Three Times
*knocks the coffee pot off the table approvingly*
I have my cat’s reaction to this chaos. He’s above it. IMG_5887-6...b-jpeg.jpg
Load More Replies...Compilation of kitties being kitties: 10/10. Cracking up on a majority of these. 😹😹😹
I'm sooo happy when I pull up BP and see posts like this! Thanks, Ingrida Jasiukevičiūtė!
My young man has ruined walls, wallpaper, my recliner and many good nights sleep. I love the heck out of him.
Impossible. We are by far the most intelligent animals, even our gingers.
Load More Replies...So much mess yet all I want is to cuddle them all. The tuxedo shallots lover with "guilt" on his face is soooo cute. <3
I’d be interested to know what the percentage of these cats are indoors and outdoors. Mine are very outdoorsy and rarely get into any mischief on those levels as I think they burn off all their energy climbing trees, and trying to catch small animals but thankfully, mostly failing. I even take them out for walks when it’s nice.
I bought Bouche a harness so we could sit out on the deck. I had her in it, and had the leash in my hand as I opened the back door. I had trouble getting the walker over the stoop, and had to concentrate on that as Bouche noped her way out of the harness completely. She saw no reason to sit outside when there was a perfectly good inside to sit in. I wish I were well enough to take Audi. He would probably enjoy it. I just think that once he understood he was allowed to go outside under certain conditions (harness, me with him), that he would ignore the conditions and just bolt when the door was open. I'm not able to chase after him, and he'd be so into it, he'd have no idea I was looking for him. There are feral dogs in the neighborhood, a busy road, and lots of troublemakers. Also, I don't trust Audi would be capable of finding his way home, even if nothing bad happened to him.
Load More Replies...*knocks the coffee pot off the table approvingly*
I have my cat’s reaction to this chaos. He’s above it. IMG_5887-6...b-jpeg.jpg
Load More Replies...Compilation of kitties being kitties: 10/10. Cracking up on a majority of these. 😹😹😹
I'm sooo happy when I pull up BP and see posts like this! Thanks, Ingrida Jasiukevičiūtė!
My young man has ruined walls, wallpaper, my recliner and many good nights sleep. I love the heck out of him.
Impossible. We are by far the most intelligent animals, even our gingers.
Load More Replies...So much mess yet all I want is to cuddle them all. The tuxedo shallots lover with "guilt" on his face is soooo cute. <3
I’d be interested to know what the percentage of these cats are indoors and outdoors. Mine are very outdoorsy and rarely get into any mischief on those levels as I think they burn off all their energy climbing trees, and trying to catch small animals but thankfully, mostly failing. I even take them out for walks when it’s nice.
I bought Bouche a harness so we could sit out on the deck. I had her in it, and had the leash in my hand as I opened the back door. I had trouble getting the walker over the stoop, and had to concentrate on that as Bouche noped her way out of the harness completely. She saw no reason to sit outside when there was a perfectly good inside to sit in. I wish I were well enough to take Audi. He would probably enjoy it. I just think that once he understood he was allowed to go outside under certain conditions (harness, me with him), that he would ignore the conditions and just bolt when the door was open. I'm not able to chase after him, and he'd be so into it, he'd have no idea I was looking for him. There are feral dogs in the neighborhood, a busy road, and lots of troublemakers. Also, I don't trust Audi would be capable of finding his way home, even if nothing bad happened to him.
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