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Cats are undeniably adorable yet often unpredictable creatures. One moment, they are social, playful, and caring, and the other, they let all havoc loose, destroying everything in their way. Owners of these feline companions are proven this time and time again when they find piles of toilet paper or soil scattered around the house.

Luckily, they often manage to see the bright side of these mildly infuriating moments and share them with the rest of us so we can laugh and share their pain together. We at Bored Panda have collected some of the most mischievous cat crimes, and honestly, it’s pretty impressive what they can do when left to their own devices.

While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with Mustafa Tshash, a pet behavior specialist and co-founder of How To Pets, and Joey Lusvardi, a certified cat behavior consultant.

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He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

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Dragon mama
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so hard I came back for a second look. Happy to report it's just as funny the second time

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that's one epic hangry cat tantrum. 😂

Wyndmere
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get feline lite food, still get to eat enough to fill them up, less calories = weight loss over time. -- But that told me my 8 pound cat was 2 pounds overweight. I used this method with her, and over just a few months, she lost the weight - That's one quarter of her body weight - and never complained about being hungry.

Wyndmere
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get him a 5# bag of catnip. Break it open for him - he will forget he's hungry.

Lynette Hannan (Lyn)
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real meat will keep him fuller for longer. Cats NEED meat, not carb filled junk food. They are "obligate meat eaters". Look it up.

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    My Cat Broke Into A 5 Lb Bag Of Catnip. I Came Home To This

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    Al Fun
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 lb of catnip? That‘s intent to distribute. The cat just followed through.

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    My Cat Messed Up A Single Part Of My Window Shades. Never Realized Why Until Just Now

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    Pet behavior specialist Mustafa Tshash tells Bored Panda that cats aren't out to destroy our homes. "Their "destructive" behaviors are often misinterpreted and can be managed with a better understanding of their instincts and needs. Patience, coupled with the right tools and techniques, goes a long way in creating a harmonious living environment for both you and your feline friend."

    According to Tshash, understanding why your furry companion engages in these behaviors is the first step to finding a solution that works for the owner and their pet.

    Scratching, specifically, is an instinct that allowed their predecessors to survive and thrive in the wild. It can start as early as 8 weeks of age and lets felines mark their territory by leaving visual and chemical cues as a pheromone is released from the scent gland in their feet. This odor contains information about the animal’s health, sex, and breeding status, all of which other cats can detect.

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    Typical

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    7 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hooman, the indoor tree exploded for no reason! I’m lucky I was over here and it missed me!”

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    #6

    Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants. All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work

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    Felines also scratch surfaces to sharpen their nails, removing the old layers of the nail to expose a new, sharp part underneath. Honed claws allow cats to be better hunters and defend themselves from predators or threats.

    Additionally, it lets a cat stretch out its muscles fully, relieving tension. Moreover, the action releases calming chemicals in the brain that help to lessen anxiety and overexcitement.

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    Egg Thief

    Egg Thief

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat doesn't like human food, with the exception of croissants and bbq flavored potato chips!

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    In the wild, cats often scratch against tree trunks, which leaves a visual and chemical cue at eye level for other felines. For this reason, the arms of couches and the legs of unvarnished wooden furniture are usually the most common targets for territorial scratching of house companions.

    Tshash also tells us that kitties are curious by nature. They explore the world with their paws and mouths, chewing on objects and investigating their surroundings. And it so happens that they mistake furniture or other items for toys.

    If a person has a young kitten, he additionally warns that teething is often a culprit. "Just like human babies, kittens go through a phase where chewing helps soothe the discomfort of emerging teeth."

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    My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back

    My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back

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    #11

    An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room

    An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room

    The cat opened the vent by herself. I didn't ask for this.

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    They Want To Go To The Beach

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when you told us we'd knock something over if we got on the counter? We decided to scientifically test your theory. Congratulations! You were right!

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    Joey Lusvardi certified cat behavior consultant, notes that chewing can be a consequence of boredom. Meanwhile, other destructive behaviors could be the result of stress.

    "If you look at the context in which the behavior is occurring, it will give you information about the underlying reason for it. In some cases, destructive behaviors may stem from accidental training.

    If your cat is doing something you don’t want them to do and, as an example, you yell at them or use a squirt bottle on them, the attention you’re giving them may encourage them to do the behavior more. Even if it seems like it is “bad” attention, your cat may not see it that way. They may enjoy the attention or think you’re trying to play with them. Your cat’s perspective is what matters."

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    Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

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    My Jerk Cat Knocks Over A Lamp And Then Yells At Me About It

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    Because these actions are innate in cats, they can be hard to stop when they become undesirable. The best way to solve this issue is to provide environmental enrichment. "Cats can get bored easily, and boredom often leads to destructive behavior. Provide a variety of toys, climbing trees, and scratching posts to keep them entertained. Puzzle feeders and interactive toys can also work wonders!" says Tshash.

    Meanwhile, Lusvardi mentions, "Make sure your cat has an abundance of resources like scratching posts and cat trees spread out in prominent, easy-to-access locations. You likely need more stuff for your cat than you’d think, so a single scratching post isn’t going to cut it. A well-made, sturdy scratching post is better than a cheap, flimsy one."

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    I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper

    I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper

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    There Are No Thoughts Behind Those Eyes

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    "Rather than focusing on stopping or suppressing a behavior, you’ll get better results if you try to address the root cause of the problem and encourage an alternative behavior that you’re okay with," further explains Lusvardi.

    "Creating fear or stress in your cat often just makes the behavior worse or only temporarily stops it. Redirect your cat to an acceptable outlet for the behavior."

    In the case of scratching, he recommends luring felines with catnip or silver vine to the scratching post itself or offering a reward after they use it. "You don’t want to take your cat's paws and place them on the scratcher, as that will only cause them stress and may cause an aversion to the scratching post," he says.

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    My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem

    My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem? I see no problem. If you're going to put a cat bed in the window, the cat is going to sleep on it.

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    My Daughter Decided To Give Captain Beans Some Catnip. She Forgot To Put The Bag Away. I Came Home To This

    My Daughter Decided To Give Captain Beans Some Catnip. She Forgot To Put The Bag Away. I Came Home To This

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    Get Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said

    Get Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said

    No cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured.

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    To encourage the use of such an alternative, the owner might want to model how it’s done for the cat by running their nails over the post. This creates an intriguing demonstration that might entice the feline to come and try it.

    If that doesn't help solve the issue, Lusvardi advises covering the object with something the cat can scratch. "An over-the-couch scratcher will protect your furniture and give your cat an outlet for scratching.

    This will prevent them from going to a different location to scratch instead. If your cat is chewing, cover the object so they can’t chew it, and give them something they can chew. Cat grass or silver vine sticks are great options."

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    Another Reason To Put The Lid Down

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    Admiring Her Handiwork

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, soft can-opener, your WET shield has a hole. You best get that fixed. I'm not going to supervise your shower when there's a hole in the shield.

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    He concludes by saying, "Make sure they get plenty of interactive play with you where they get to hunt, chase, and catch the toy. If the behavior is a sudden change, set up an appointment with your veterinarian to rule out medical causes. If nothing is found, your veterinarian or a cat behavior specialist can help you figure out what to do if you’re stumped."

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    Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit

    Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit

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    Ah Yes, The Classic Feline Adage: "If I Fits, I Sits"

    Ah Yes, The Classic Feline Adage: "If I Fits, I Sits"

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    The Face Of Someone Who Is Proud Of Ripping Up My Sofa

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    Tshash even suggests that destructive behavior might mean that the owner should consider a companion for their furry friend. "Sometimes, solo cats get into trouble simply because they’re lonely. If it’s feasible, consider getting a second kitty. Of course, make sure to introduce them properly to avoid any interpersonal kitty drama!"

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    Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things

    Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things

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    #29

    Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime

    Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime

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    #30

    Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table

    Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table

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    #31

    Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked

    Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked

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    Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers

    Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers

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    #33

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

    The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

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    My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable

    My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable

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    Caught Him Stealing A Slice Of Beef Cheek This Taco Night

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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cat's house. Therefore, anything in the house belongs to the cat. It's impossible to steal what belongs to you. There is no crime here.

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    I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead

    I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead

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    My Coffee Is His Coffee

    My Coffee Is His Coffee

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    SEAGULL
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets rephrase the caption. Your everything is his everything. Much better!

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    #42

    What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It

    What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It

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    Zoe Vokes
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats like windows. What did you think was going to happen when you put a soft surface on a window shelf?

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    I Mean, Shrimp Is Cute, But She Cannot Afford To Replace My Blinds As She Is Currently Unemployed

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    #45

    "What?"

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    #47

    My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not like YOU were going to bite the corner of your MacBook. Lucky for you, the cat doesn't mind helping.

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    Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off

    Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off

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    "Mom, I Don't Like It" Proceeds To Knock It Over Three Times

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    #53

    My Cat Ripped A Hole Through The Window Screen So She Could Go Outside

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    I Was Prepping Grilled Cheese And Left It Unattended For A Moment. Had To Wipe Butter Off Of Her Paw Too

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you make her a sandwich? Oh no, of course not. You were going to eat the whole thing right in front of her, and not even share. Of course she wanted some. Be a better host next time.

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    #55

    Cat Sat On My Damp Custom Pottery Order

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat did the finishing touches for you. You should give the cat tuna for being a good helper.

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    I Don't Know If This Is His Guilty Face Or A "Oh No, I Got Caught" Face

    I Don't Know If This Is His Guilty Face Or A "Oh No, I Got Caught" Face

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    A Cat Ventured Onto Freshly Poured Concrete

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    Accidentally Ordered A 25 Lb Bag Of Sugar, Instead Of A 5 Lb One. Left It On The Table For A Bit, And Then My Cat Found It

    Accidentally Ordered A 25 Lb Bag Of Sugar, Instead Of A 5 Lb One. Left It On The Table For A Bit, And Then My Cat Found It

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    My Cat Got Hungry And Ate The Bread I Bought This Morning

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    That’s What Y’all Get For Not Using The Refrigerator

    That’s What Y’all Get For Not Using The Refrigerator

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