Ι hope both baby and cat found a loving home :)

I wonder if Mickey Mouse knows about this.

A legend!

Good.

Well, my cat has never done this, so she must think I am awesome!!

You can also calm cats down by shutting and opening your eyes very slowly while maintaining eye contact, of course. It might be helpful when our furry friend is in stress for some reason.

Cat has accomplished more than I have

And they also need to report those people to the local authorities, who should wait a couple of weeks and go to your house to see if you ended up adopting a cat. If you only every tried to adopt a black cat right before Halloween, and you didn't own a cat afterwards, and you never showed an inclination to own a cat later, you need seriously to go on some kind of watch list.

Mine would sit on the letters...

Im sure there's a good story behind that

So much intelligence. That is amazing.

As long as the servants do what they're supposed to do, there's no need for the Master to keep communicating. ;O

Angel of death.

But seriously, who else could the title be given to?

I would have a lot less cat conversations if my cat just used words instead of meowing... A meow and a death stare could mean anything...

This is an excellent idea.

I live on pizza pockets am i immortal?

The best hobby in the world

Upstaging Marlon Brando... wow

Well, depends on the cat.

Wow cat's can really predict things happening,

hmm, job description: "cat lady, little bit crazy advised".

that's why they're selfish and mean XD

Smart move, Persia, smart move.

Kitty has a Harley motor in him

New task for my two cats

Yes, black cats are considered to be good luck in England.

Not very clever coming from a 1st class hacker 👎

Please don't breed cats for a look. Well mixed genes means healthy cats. If there is 18 links of stray, backyard, runt of the litter, and general fuss-ball I'm happy, as is the cat.

Why was this cat not an option to run for President last year? I am 100% certain, they'd be doing a much better job

My heaven

Wow

You go cat!

I must be a cat

The purr is good for the humans who pet them too! I read somewhere that the frequency of a housecat's purr is roughly the same as a diesel engine (Thank God isn't as loud...)

And I own an Egyptian mau, the fastest domestic cat! 🐈 🏃‍♀️🏃

My cat also does that when he is sleeping on me. It causes to let me also fall asleep. ^‿^

I'm right-pawed.

Yup

Hooman is MINE!

100% of them are awesome.

I read that as "death perception"

Just looking at their teeth should tell everyone that cats cannot live off of a vegetarian diet..

We Japanese say that it's a sign of bad luck when black cat across infront of you..I love black cats though!

/kot/ in polish!

Can i adopt him, and his millions?

and yet she's still not amused

And if you do this to your cat, you are a disease to this planet and you need to be terminated.

This happened to my first cat. Until his hair started falling out... no more tuna for Charmsie...

Poor momma cat though

Oh well my cat throws a tantrum if he doesn't get some milk from time to time.

This is actually false. Saying that all cats are lactose intolerant is like saying all humans are lactose intolerant. Some cats can not and should drink milk, other cats will drink milk just fine. Should it still be done in moderation? Absolutely. Too much milk will still upset their stomachs, but a saucer of milk isn't going to make most cats sick. I work at a shelter, and closely with three vets, and everyone has realized the same thing. But, better to give off old knowledge then learn something newer.

My cats are always trying to drink milk out of our cereal bowls, and sneak empty yogurt containers to lick them out.

I have a female maine c**n that is extremely lactose intolerant. Give her just a tablespoon of milk and she becomes noxiously gassy. But she can handle butter. She comes running for her tiny bit of butter whenever she hears the lid to the butter dish removed.

It is OK to give cats loctose free milk and cream, though.

Should apply to humans, too, but we train ourselves to keep the lactaze flowing.