I draw on sheets of cardboard and pose with them at sunset. I call them Sunset Selfies and I hope this collection makes you smile. We will get through this. Stay safe, everyone, and see you at sunset soon.
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Finding Toilet Paper
After not finding any toilet paper for several weeks, I finally spotted a roll down on the rocks tonight at sunset. It was an adult male, soft and plump but heavily armed. I approached with nervous excitement.
“One step closer and I’ll wipe that smirk right off your face,” the toilet paper shouted in defiance.
“If anyone’s gonna do any wiping, it’s gonna be me,” I shouted back as I lowered my net.
Quaran-toned
I’ve been afraid to go to the grocery store during the quarantine, so I haven’t been eating very much. Still, it has been a chance to lose those pesky extra pounds around my waistline—which is a plus. And just in time for summer!
Love in the Time of Corona
We may not be able to get physically close during this difficult time, but as I watched the last sunlight glinting off Pam’s gas mask, her filter cartridge canister had never looked sexier to me.
Find Your Own Food
I’ve been worried about the food supply, so I decided to take up hunting. It’s going well so far, but I’m not sure I bought the right hunting cap. I mean, as advertised, it does attract plenty of deer. But it also attracts plenty of hunters.
Tick Humor
When he is fully engorged, Trevor is pretty disgusting, but he does have a good sense of humor.
“What do you get when you cross a virus with a tick?” Trevor asked me tonight as we watched the sunset together.
“I don’t know,” I said, playing along.
“Corona with Lyme.”
I gave him a high-five for that one.
Cat Juggling
With so much time at home, I’ve taken up a new hobby. The only problem is: I can’t find enough kittens.
A Talk with the President
“There will not be a sunset tonight,” the President said. “We did an incredible job and you will not see one. I am very strongly against them.”
Which didn’t make any sense.
“But there’s a beautiful sunset happening right now,” I pointed out.
“I always said there would be,” the President responded without missing a beat. “I called it a sunset long before anyone called it a sunset. Believe me: No one knows more about sunsets than me. I’m a big fan. A huge fan.”
Which didn’t make any sense.
“I’m confused,” I admitted. “What exactly are you saying? Because you just said—”
“I’m saying: You are fake news,” the President shouted. “That’s a nasty snarky question and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
And with that, another day ended.
Zombie Humor
Jessica and I were talking about the pandemic as we danced at sunset.
“Well, look on the bright side,” she suggested.
“And what bright side is that?” I asked.
“At least it’s not the zombie apocalypse.”
“You wish,” I teased, and she laughed her raspy little laugh that cracked from the back of her rotting throat.
It was cute.
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Share on FacebookWOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!
Cheers, Hunter. There's lots more Star Wars fun on Instagram. @sunsetselfies Hope to see you there.
Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!
These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!
CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/
Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.
the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.
Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.
Don't give up hope. There's a zombie out there for you, too.
Load More Replies...Aww this flatters my heart .Im sure I'll find a tall dark intellectual , funny zombie.
Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/
Load More Replies...please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!
Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/
Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.
They are technically "horse flies" but Pesky Pegasuses work too. :) Cheers.
Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.
Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.
Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!
The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!
These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.
Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.
These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!
Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.
Load More Replies...WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!
Cheers, Hunter. There's lots more Star Wars fun on Instagram. @sunsetselfies Hope to see you there.
Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!
These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!
CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/
Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.
the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.
Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.
Don't give up hope. There's a zombie out there for you, too.
Load More Replies...Aww this flatters my heart .Im sure I'll find a tall dark intellectual , funny zombie.
Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/
Load More Replies...please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!
Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/
Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.
They are technically "horse flies" but Pesky Pegasuses work too. :) Cheers.
Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.
Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.
Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!
The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!
These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.
Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.
These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!
Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.
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