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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile
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My Cardboard Cutouts With Pandemic Jokes To Make You Smile

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I draw on sheets of cardboard and pose with them at sunset. I call them Sunset Selfies and I hope this collection makes you smile. We will get through this. Stay safe, everyone, and see you at sunset soon.

If you want to see more of my work, check out my previous posts on Bored Panda here, here, and here

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    Finding Toilet Paper

    After not finding any toilet paper for several weeks, I finally spotted a roll down on the rocks tonight at sunset. It was an adult male, soft and plump but heavily armed. I approached with nervous excitement.

    “One step closer and I’ll wipe that smirk right off your face,” the toilet paper shouted in defiance.

    “If anyone’s gonna do any wiping, it’s gonna be me,” I shouted back as I lowered my net.

    Quaran-toned

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    I’ve been afraid to go to the grocery store during the quarantine, so I haven’t been eating very much. Still, it has been a chance to lose those pesky extra pounds around my waistline—which is a plus. And just in time for summer!

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    Love in the Time of Corona

    We may not be able to get physically close during this difficult time, but as I watched the last sunlight glinting off Pam’s gas mask, her filter cartridge canister had never looked sexier to me.

    Find Your Own Food

    I’ve been worried about the food supply, so I decided to take up hunting. It’s going well so far, but I’m not sure I bought the right hunting cap. I mean, as advertised, it does attract plenty of deer. But it also attracts plenty of hunters.

    Tick Humor

    When he is fully engorged, Trevor is pretty disgusting, but he does have a good sense of humor.

    “What do you get when you cross a virus with a tick?” Trevor asked me tonight as we watched the sunset together.

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    “I don’t know,” I said, playing along.

    “Corona with Lyme.”

    I gave him a high-five for that one.

    Cat Juggling

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    With so much time at home, I’ve taken up a new hobby. The only problem is: I can’t find enough kittens.

    A Talk with the President

    “There will not be a sunset tonight,” the President said. “We did an incredible job and you will not see one. I am very strongly against them.”

    Which didn’t make any sense.

    “But there’s a beautiful sunset happening right now,” I pointed out.

    “I always said there would be,” the President responded without missing a beat. “I called it a sunset long before anyone called it a sunset. Believe me: No one knows more about sunsets than me. I’m a big fan. A huge fan.”

    Which didn’t make any sense.

    “I’m confused,” I admitted. “What exactly are you saying? Because you just said—”

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    “I’m saying: You are fake news,” the President shouted. “That’s a nasty snarky question and you should be ashamed of yourself.”

    And with that, another day ended.

    Zombie Humor

    Jessica and I were talking about the pandemic as we danced at sunset.

    “Well, look on the bright side,” she suggested.

    “And what bright side is that?” I asked.

    “At least it’s not the zombie apocalypse.”

    “You wish,” I teased, and she laughed her raspy little laugh that cracked from the back of her rotting throat.

    It was cute.

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    Stay Safe, Everyone!

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    John Marshall

    John Marshall

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    John is a 9-time Emmy award-winning television producer, author, and the founder of Teach Her.org, a service organization offering college education to orphaned girls. His "Sunset Selfies" have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India to The Kelly Clarkson Show. You can see his complete cut-out collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies

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    John Marshall

    John Marshall

    Author, Community member

    John is a 9-time Emmy award-winning television producer, author, and the founder of Teach Her.org, a service organization offering college education to orphaned girls. His "Sunset Selfies" have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India to The Kelly Clarkson Show. You can see his complete cut-out collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies

    Violeta Draseikaitė

    Violeta Draseikaitė

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    My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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    Violeta Draseikaitė

    Violeta Draseikaitė

    Moderator, BoredPanda staff

    My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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    Maik
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers, Hunter. There's lots more Star Wars fun on Instagram. @sunsetselfies Hope to see you there.

    your_lesbian_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.

    Ayasophya Alturas
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.

    deewanipoetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/

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    Catherine Brady
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.

    Stuart Bane
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

    Sasha Titus
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!

    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!

    Quinn Adaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious and awesome, but also, how are you LOSING weight??

    ptm45
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That part with conversation with the president gave me a bit of a headache.

    Sheldon Liberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    another TDSer who apparently can't cope with reality so is forced to live in the shadows.

    Maik
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.

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    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMFH! How can so many Trump supporters so stupid? Especially after 3 years of his and his family's con? You know he's using you all, right?

    Maik
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talent, art and sense of humor in an uplifting post. Loved it all.

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW !! i wish these were metal so i could put them on my garage roof! awesome!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers, Hunter. There's lots more Star Wars fun on Instagram. @sunsetselfies Hope to see you there.

    your_lesbian_friend
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! Must use a lot of cardboard lmao! I love the star wars one heh!!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are absolutely magical. Every single one! I love the wild rumpus especially!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHeers, Dorothy. The actual image is much bigger. You can see the whole thing at https://www.instagram.com/p/BuoHD3ulC2k/

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear not. The fins are all cardboard on stakes in the water. Although I did see a real fin quite close while I was shooting...though it was probably a dolphin.

    Ayasophya Alturas
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the zombie one was probably my favourite. they're all amazing though.

    deewanipoetry
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least he got Jessica I'm still single here.Still better love story than twilight tho.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Xavier. The joke on this one was "Living so close to Disney World, I should have guessed who was breaking in and stealing all our cheese." You can see the original post at https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf0kcVTgSoA/

    Load More Replies...
    Catherine Brady
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please keep up your astounding, humorous, uplifting, genius creations. There aren't enough words to describe how your work impacts the viewer. Thank you!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers, Catherine. I love your comment. I will keep it up. Come join us on Instagram and I'll see you at sunset soon. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Ian. There are lots of dinosaur posts on the Instagram page. https://www.instagram.com/sunsetselfies/ I think I've done T-rex...triceratops...brachiosaur...maybe others I'm forgetting. Cheers and see you at sunset.

    Stuart Bane
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have made the one with horses , unicorns, that would have been like his creations , magical.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Stuart. There are plenty of horses and unicorns on my page. If you're on Instagram, check out https://www.instagram.com/p/BcHsrFcg_Ng/ Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

    Sasha Titus
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn those are great! I love the Cyclops. And Dobby. And the Star Wars. And Medusa. Heck, I love them all!

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke on the Cyclops one was, "The great thing about being a Cyclops Optometrist is...it's half the work!" If you're on Instagram, you can find the whole collection at @sunsetselfies Cheers!

    Lavender Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are amazing!! I loved the ones with the stories and the Harry Potter ones too. I also enjoyed the ones of Medusa and the Pegasus.

    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Lavender. I had "Harry Potter Week" on my Instagram page a while back. If you have an account you can look up @sunsetselfies and play along. Cheers and hope you are safe and well.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were awesome! I almost didn't click on them, but I am so glad that I did! Great work!

    Quinn Adaire
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious and awesome, but also, how are you LOSING weight??

    ptm45
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That part with conversation with the president gave me a bit of a headache.

    Sheldon Liberman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    another TDSer who apparently can't cope with reality so is forced to live in the shadows.

    Maik
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another POS Trumptard proud of it's ignorance. Go sniff some lysol.

    Load More Replies...
    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMFH! How can so many Trump supporters so stupid? Especially after 3 years of his and his family's con? You know he's using you all, right?

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