geese are evil and even they have to admit it at some point

I thought we had free toilets? Never paid?

i accept that challenge you feathered b***h

Lol

Canada is saving lives. The lives of retail workers.

YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP (just got YUP VIRUS but of this.........)

built different to another level

Because what else you gonna do when the snow is that deep?

B..b..but they're scented! lmao

We do?

Genius!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day

Toilet seat probably too cold

ouch this hurts as a Canadian

"I was actually targeting another victim" might not be the best argument at court.

My dad's family had children for tax purposes and to "help on the farm". They moved away from the farm.... but my dad had kids to help with the leaves.

🤣🤣

And you can write a letter to Santa at SANTA CLAUS, NORTH POLE H0H 0H0, CANADA. Canada Post will make sure he gets it ;)

Murder quacker

highest level security

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I reckon the lasses from Newcastle UK could give them a run for their money.

But... She has too many...! Oh, wait, nevermind... That's just her child.

How do you keep it from curling? Take away their little tiny brooms.

i vote for Keanu too :D

Genius!!!!!👍👏👏👏👏👏

Red Green was so much fun!

Nice boots.

My father passed this job off on me as soon as I was old enough to handle it on my own. Diesels from the 80s needed plugging-in even in Chicago.

The important thing is it's from timmys.

If ice bikes are a thing, I wonder if moose saddles are as well 🤔

Me who freezes to death in slightly cold weather: yes yes tell me something I don’t know

Oh yes…there is half a centimeter of snow…schools close, panic at the store, disaster on the roads…Welcome to America!🙃

Someone once tried to start a fight with me cause I asked them to close the door to the tiny McDonald’s attached to the subway station because it was cold. They said ‘no. It’s canada’ 😐

Canadians dont handle cold better we just protected layering properly. Unless your a teenage girl they need to look pretty not warm all 4 seasons. So funny a million holes in their pants and a tiny jacket shivering but they're pretty so its ok. Don't understand this.

I might button up my shirt at -15... Blazer stays open tho. I'm not a psychopath.

A few weeks ago there was a polar vortex where I live (it was at least -30 c) It was -16 c yesterday and no one was wearing jackets

In southern California, when it's 50 degrees or colder, out come the fleece jackets.

No one hates the cold more than Canadians.

Lol I'm Canadian and I can't bear the cold.

There's only one Buddy Guy

Advice for the opposite team : protect your nuts.