I like this one.

But not Facebook

In Norway camp fires are prohibited between 15 April and 15 September.

We used to call them Tin Foil Dinners.

I never trust my AT-AT on ice, no matter the thickness. I’m more comfortable with a Tauntaun for that

I dunno- how many times was the generic monster lizard tested on the ice...

We all know that 'Generic Lizard Monster' is really Godzilla and they don't want to get sued by Toho! Long live the King!!!

What does that mean in normal units?

they say generic lizard monster, but use a picture of godzilla

How are you supposed to know the thickness?

knowing my at-at pilot, theyd blast a hole through the ice

Camping tip, you will definitely need more than one headlamp.

I have a 3rd degree burn scar on my foot from stepping in a pile of embers that someone covered with sand. It took almost a year, multiple surgeries, and a lot of pain to heal. DO NOT leave embers anywhere. Always put them out with water.

Beware: depending on the kind of food this can work wonderfully (meat, bread, soup, butter, sturdy vegetables such as peas/cauliflower/beans, grated cheese, etc), acceptable (fresh fruit like berries) or terrible (fresh fruit such as apples/oranges, leafy vegetables, hard cheeses such as Gouda/Emmentaler)

Would you be able to use dried-up pine needles for tinder?

and extra carabiners.

This is actually really cool and helpful

Did not know that about catnip. You might keep the mosquitoes away, and end up with 3 cats on your lap lol

You mean waddle

This is why I stay inside—I don’t need knots to check out a library book.

swedish torch looks cool

if I ever saw a possum's footprint I would think there is a baby in the woods or sth

I don’t ever, ever, ever want to be in a “Survival Situation”

why?

Beaufort Wind Scale. Developed in 1805 by Sir Francis Beaufort, U.K. Royal Navy.

Why do men need this stuff and not women?

Or make you need the loo constantly throughout the night.

under Brown Recluse, "Only 10% of bites result in anything more than a small red mark" should be the first point, not the last.

Adding flour really isn't a good idea.

Just say NO to introducing unnecessary elements into your camping environment!