While most of us can probably scratch together a decent dish or two, baking is a whole ‘nother ball game. There is no touch and go, no feeling, just cold, heartless measurements and temperatures that have to be achieved. Naturally, things tend to go wrong all the time.
We’ve gathered the worst cake-baking and decorating fails people thought had to be shared online. From decoration “art” that might inspire horror, to cakes so poorly baked they don’t even hold together, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your own cake fails in the comments section below.
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Every Time My Wife Or I Look At This Cake I Made, We Immediately Cry Laughing
My Daughter Requested One Of Our Cats As Her Birthday Cake. It’s The First Birthday Cake I’ve Ever Made For Her (Cat Included For Comparison)
I Made Cake Toppers For My Wedding And Forgot To Check The Oven's Temperature Before Putting My Fiancée In
For better or worse, bad cake content does appear to be quite popular. Baking show aficionados know that for every series documenting the best things professional bakers can make, there is a show dedicated to amateurs trying and failing. Take Netflix’s Nailed It! which centers on home cooks attempting to recreate professional cakes.
As one can imagine, it goes horribly wrong most of the time. Even without the pressure of a time limit and competition, people at home mess up constantly. After all, baking is a science, while decorating takes hours of practice. In that sense, a delicious, gorgeous cake takes such a cross-section of skills that it might be best to leave it to the professionals.
So, There Is Going To Be A Cake Competition Fundraiser At My Little Sister's School, And She Made This
I Tried To Make A Cat Cake
That’s Brilliant
Good cakes simply take a lot of planning. Your oven and dishes need to be ready, and your ingredients measured out properly. Temperatures have to be managed, you can’t let your butter be too warm in certain situations, in others, it can’t be too cold. Don’t overmix, but also don’t undermix, let things cool, and don’t overbake, the list of things that can go wrong simply goes on and on.
Spider-Man Saving His Own Cake
After all that, Spiderman should get a piece, too.
The Cake Decorator Was Told To Spell "Marc" With A "C"
An Attempt Was Made
Because the oven and mixer are doing most of the work, the “human” element of making a cake has to be managed perfectly. Cooking a dish often has more leeway, you can taste, add, and adjust as you go. Even with the plethora of bad cooking tips out there, most of us can make a tasty dinner, given time.
My Friend Made A Danny DeVito Cake For Her Friend. It's Worse In Person
My 17-Year-Old Wanted An Owl Birthday Cake And Sent A Photo Of Her Favorite Design. My Dad (81-Year-Old) Decided He'd Make It
I have no idea why, as he's a retired power station design engineer. He unveiled his cake (2nd photo) with a flourish, and I laughed so hard, tea shot out my nose.
I See Your Ugly Hedgehog Cake And Raise You My Hedgehog Cake
My sister made this for my birthday and brought this bad boy into a restaurant for a grand reveal. It was quite the spectacle, and the servers stopped to get pictures of this beautiful boy.
Of course, even if you have mastered the cake batter and baking process, no mean feat, there is also the question of decorating. Applying frosting, managing its temperature, and mixing food coloring to get the right effect isn’t exactly easy as well. It’s like painting, except your tools are five times larger than the more ergonomic paintbrushes.
I Tried To Make A Baby Yoda Cake For My Boyfriend's Birthday, But I Didn’t Have Enough Cake For The Ears, So He Didn't Have Any. Then My Friend Edited A Photo Of My Cake
Update: I left the cake on the side while I showered, and my cat licked all the icing off.
See Those Eggs? They Are Supposed To Be In The Pies. I Made Two Hot Oily Chocolate Garbage Circles
I once made box mix brownies and forgot the eggs. I turned on the oven light about half through the baking, and hollered, "Mom, are they supposed to be boiling?"
Easter Cake My Friend's Mom Made. Those Eyes Rub Me The Wrong Way
Once you add in fondant and modeling chocolate, you are in a world of pain until you learn how to do it. After all, chocolate needs to be tempered, which feels like a particularly cruel chemistry experiment. Fondant has to be rolled and modeled, colored, and painted. All this just to make a cake slightly more pretty before it’s sliced up and consumed.
We Sent This Cake Photo (Left) To A Cake Shop, And This Is What We Got (Right)
This Was Way Cuter When I Pictured It In My Head
"It's Going To Look Just Like That!", It Didn't Look Just Like That
The end result is that many will fail, as can be clearly seen here, but there is then all the more glory for the bakers who can manage to turn out something beautiful. So if you struggle to bake something that is edible, keep trying, this article is evidence that most people, including some professionals, simply can not make it.
Your Daughter Will Go Far
A Betty Crocker Attempt Was Made. I Tried To Make My Mom A Hedgehog Cake For Her Birthday. For Context, I'm 34 She Was Turning 62. Tasted Great
I Made A He-Man Cake Today. Let The Hubby Decorate. Likeness Is Uncanny
The Cake My Wife Ordered From Walmart. She Called Me Upset And Said She Wanted To Take It Back. I Told Her Nahh It Can’t Be That Bad
I Told The Child That This Was The Last Time I Would Mix Anything With Food Coloring. I'm Not A Baker And I Don't Create Any Masterpieces
He Had One Job - To Write "Happy Birthday"
The More I Look At This, The Better It Gets
I Tried To Make My Long-Distance Friend A Cake To Celebrate His Birthday. There Were Not A Lot Of Supplies. It’s Really Bad
Happy Easter From The Cohen Family
My Wedding Cake. Yes, We Paid For This
I Made A Cake For My Friend. It’s Pretty Obvious But Just To Make Sure It’s Sonic
That is obviously Sonic, getting his implants styled. It's hell when a hedgehog starts losing quills.
This Is Just Too Funny
This one is actually pretty good and accurate.
Tried Making A Frog Cake For My Boyfriend, I Think He's Going To Leave Me
It's My Spouse's Birthday, So Here's A Throwback To The Time He Said He Wanted An R2-D2 Cake (His Mom Still Had The Cake Pan From His Childhood) And I Made This Monstrosity
The jawas wouldn't make too much money off of this droid.
The Cake My Girlfriend Baked Me
I Tried To Make A Unicorn Cake Once And It Turned Out To Look Like Godzilla. It Was An Angry Unicorn
If My Writing Career Fails, I Can Always Fall Back On Cake Baking. It's Such A Relief To Have A Backup Plan
A nude woman with uneven nipps being surrounded by sharks for a 9th birthday?
May I Offer You A Frog?
My Horrifying First Attempt At Using Fondant For A "Phantom Of The Opera" Birthday Cake. It Was A Big Hit
Wedding Cake. What I Asked For vs. What I Got, Publix Edition
The decorator clearly honed their craft on the sides of traincars.
I Made A Shrek Cake
Asked My Mom For A Hulk Cake. Nailed It
My First Duck Cake
I don't care for the popcorn hair. I like the other duck cake better.
It's Seen Some Stuff
Best Eat That Cake, Before It Eats You
Looks like an escapee from hell. And WTF is up with those teeth?! It sure is something…
My Dad Tried To Bake A Cake For My Mom's Birthday. Tried
What’s This
Shrimp Cake
It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick
Cake I Made For My Boyfriend's Birthday
When Whole Foods Tried To Make A Little Mermaid Cake
First Time Baking A Cake For Wife’s Birthday. YouTube Shows Make It Look So Easy
This makes me realise that my cake decorating skills are pretty good lol
This makes me realise that my cake decorating skills are pretty good lol