I love how casually they admit they routinely overstep everyone's boundaries. Oof.

I think it’s hilarious.

Orangutan, because i would be able to block in free time to practice my sword fighting skills. Fighting a chicken everytime I leave my house would be impractical, because I would have to leave earlier then I have to. However, do we know when the Orangutan fight is happening? Because that would be some must need information.

Why would you even still answer this weirdo?

I was unsure about having a tattoo, so the tattoo artists suggested a nice temporary one. We both agreed that tattoos don't work on me, so I paid him £300 to do a bunch of temporary tattoos as practice. He was a fun dude!

Damn it went downhill so quickly

That's not a trust issue, darlin' ... it's a Delusional Disorder, Persecutory Type.

Are those ages her lottery numbers?

There are a lot of these women around. If she asks your height, ask her weight. If she is offended, it ends there. My neighbours' daughter is obese, and her boyfriend is a dwarf. They are one of the happiest couples I have met. Plus, they have a dirty sense of humour and are hilarious to hang around with. Never heard them argue

Incel alert...

Not wrong, though…

🚩Creeper alert 🚩

Sorry I got to go, by back is really hurting from the weight of carrying this conversation.

Never heard of the specific ocean

ask his grandpa to wake up and give him a blow lmao

Do you even understand the concept of dating apps?!

At least he’s honest?

Why waste all that camo? No one is going to look at him with that in his profile

Size does matter… if it’s really big it’s uncomfortable and hard to do some stuff, according to some friends.

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And they say chivalry is dead…

My friend would check her cell phone all day waiting for a reply from some guy she had just met, and if they didn't reply promptly to her messages, she thought they were playing her, when they were probably at work and couldn't reply in a timely manner. Then she'd send them a scathing message stating that she was entitled to prompt responses from them, and they'd ghost her. Oddly, she never replied promptly to any text messages I sent her, but then, I don't have a dork.

"let's eat grandpa." - punctuation can save lives.

Okay but who doesn't like them (/j)

Tl;Dr: I have no ideas other than alcohol for how to get women to sleep with me.

so relatable

I'd have to go with the year in Europe. That was I could stay at home in England and pocket the money.

I don't understand what she said to sound bitter. 😕