LMAO this is too real!

Hangryyyyy

True story.

It reminde me of that moment when I'm enjoying the adorably cute sight of someone's baby and then my phone rings the contraception pill allarm. ♥

LOL "let's catch pokemon".

That, and having the stylish at the salon, give you a scalp massage while they wash and shampoo your hair ... OH EM GEE!

YOLO

Nothing is quite as unflattering as opening your camera on your phone, to find it front facing, and staring into your nostrils and double chin from the most ungodly angle!

I wish I even had that option. I have long, and fine hair. If I don't wash it daily it gets oily (Dry shampoo doesn't help much), I envy the girls who can go a couple days without washing their hair.

ALL THE TIME.

Or the period is on its way.

It's also gross sitting on that part of the toilet, knowing that someone else's pee was possibly all over there when they missed.

Accurate

Every morning

ME!!! haha

Must try to touch toes. *Breaks back*

This is definitely my mother and I.

hahahaha

The worst ia when you enter an already smelly bathroom to pee, and see the next person using that one right after you. It feels like "It wasn't me, I swear!"

Relevant

Best feeling!

Never seen that one before.

I used to just brush my hair in the morning she I was kid and come home from school like I was electrocuted!

Me on public transportation when people are staring at me lol.

The mom's eyes in the third frame say she's thinking the same as Deya, lol!

Blah blah

So, it looks like your plan is to make being around you so awkward that he decides not to bother taking your soul and you can be immortal. Could work.

When someone you talk to sounds gorgeous 😻

Dang it

Sigh

Does it look like I'm gonna get dressed?

How dare you.

Me at the funeral scene of My Girl movie, when Vada asks for his glasses... "where are his glasses?!"... s**t.

...like ugly people made preeeeeeeetty, underneath cheap maaaaaaaake-up... ♬♪

You always end up with a raccoon eyeliner ...

Classmate : Pokemon is for kids. Me : You don't belong in my world >:(

Welcome in my world u_u

The ponytail swoosh is so spot on. I always have a good day when my hair cooperates and does the adorable bouncy swoosh ^.^

Sliding into DM's be like...

The opposite for me, sadly. "Gotta wake up early tomorrow. Good, I'll sleep early." Ends ups sleeping later than usual.

Or very, very uncomfortable.

Never ... enough ... lipstick (or nail polish, for that matter). I'm more of a "okay that's enough lippies ... omg I don't have this shade!!!" kind of girl.

5 minutes later...F**k I chipped a nail!

with red it always looks like a crime scene >.<

Facebook: Someone tagged you in a photo! Me: *Sweats*

And then they don't even notice them!

Lol

Sigh... so me

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At least you tried 😌

What is that? It looks like a soccer ball with too many corners inside a gyroscope.

Haha I didn't see that one coming! I thought she'd just be casual

You a doge 🐩