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35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group
Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors.
They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.
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#1
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
Now with 43 spare lids, you can't find the matching containers for!
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#2
Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.
#3
gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
#4
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
#5
Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
#6
Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon
#7
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere
#8
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
#9
Facebook: your privacy is our business
#10
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
#12
YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!
#14
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"
#17
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
#18
Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.
Davis the Un-Greatest 3 years ago (edited)
Taco Bell: you’ll end up with an empty colon and deep regret, but you’ll come back again
#19
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"
Andrea S Cohen 3 years ago
I came up with this back in the 70s while in Jr. High School - got quite a few laughs LOL - it's still funny!
#20
UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
USPS: We're too lazy to actually deliver your package, so here's an orange slip so you can drive to the post office and pick it up.
#21
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.
Requiem 3 years ago
its a stressful job of people getting things delivered to a business but only having their name and the address onthe box; when it should say the business name so you can track it down easier. i worked for loomis for 6 months and everyone f***s up at their end but you get the s**t
#23
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test
#26
Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world
Moneythink 3 years ago
Disney World, the world's most advanced tourist trap. "Oh, look, the line's not that long". 3 hours of winding through a maze later.... Also, why would anyone visit Disney World during a Florida summer? 90 degrees and 200% humidity. Although, I actually enjoyed Epcot when I visited it back in the 20th century.
#31
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.
#33
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems
#34
Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…
#35
EA: Go get your parents credit card
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XenoMurph 3 years ago
A good Brie, Munster, Roquefort, with a nice red wine, Merlot for me... awesome.
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Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
Twitter gang up and mentally terrorize a celebrity with other random people.
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A good Brie, Munster, Roquefort, with a nice red wine, Merlot for me... awesome.
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Twitter gang up and mentally terrorize a celebrity with other random people.
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