You may have the nicest bin alley in the whole country, wistaria is dead posh

Oh fück, I'm laughing way too hard at this.

what is this green stuff? Jelly bean goulash?

German here. I know this is an exaggeration but we don't. Football Hooligans are a pest in every country here in and German and British drunkards are Klick the same in the Balears. I like my british friends. Much love and we miss you in EU ❤️

My brother's second wedding, I said, "OK, Let's see if he can get it right this time. He's had a practice run" Got a few laughs

I hate those things. Sister has a Grey's Anatomy one that she placed opposite her bedroom mirror. Going up the stairs and catching a glimpse of some stranger looking at you through the mirror is terrifying.

It looks like half his aris is hanging out of them there pants

My brother used to do this all the time. It is genius level thinking

Ok own up, how many of you used your phone or calculator to check?

Is it ok to injure people in their 30's?

89 "british memes" and your first pic is "irish lads"

British palm trees? Is that a thing?

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Perfectly golden and buttered edge to edge ... magnificent.

100% accurate.

I mean, how did they even find out that'd calm her down? Did the cat costume or wonder woman ones not work??

They seem like five, well adjusted Neanderthals.

Isn't this universal? (At least among the countries where having a TV is normal.)

*snort laughs*

Seems perfectly norm- da ***** did I just read

As a baldy myself, I can say that this bugs me. Why is it ok to "bald-shame"? Genetics, people. He is still fit and about 30 years older than in the first photo. People age. I hate this.

oh my, feel the sizzle

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOTTAH!!

Lashing down.

He's fine, he's got his shįt together.

The time I booked a taxi to get the cat to the vet. The driver thought I’d like a scenic tour of the surrounding neighbourhoods. On arriving at the vets (approx 3 miles using the normal route, well over 10 miles his route) I told him the route he should have taken and refused to pay and refused to get out of the taxi until the office contacted me. Office furious with driver, got off paying and he was ordered to take wait and take me back home. The looks are got through the rear view mirror were pretty scary on the journey home.

I really hope he asked the constable to pull his finger

Why would you name a child IKEA? Or does it translate to something?

Whats facinating is the accent is different from the top of "Tokyo" to the bottom.

👍

This level of idiocy amuses me greatly, but sadly also displeases me with the amount of people similar to this example.

Still have the superiority complex!

The Chase is a gold mine for things like this. Most infamously, Bradley Walsh (the presenter) cracking up at "F***y Chmelar"

I laughed way too much at this

Tonight on Bottom gear, James gets tied to a train track, while Hammond is forced into the coal mines to feed my super-deluxe 2000 ford-model steam train, which I will then drive of a cliff.

I feel like he's more likely to eat uncooked hot dog wieners straight from the package... with a side of risotto

Posties wearing shorts is the law!

Snowflake

There is also Morrisinghs. They used to be Singhsburys but they had to change it.

reminds me of how bored I got during lockdown, I started watching train rides on Youtube, just so I could feel like I was out and about. :')

A Freudian slip.

I have to disagree, because wet wipes are useful.

"Its about putting in the effort to earn it" - this mom probably

Even unto the camel paw

Bovvered!

"Yes boss there's trouble in the pub, but I'm only 11 and can't go in"

Don't do that. When I have 107 items and you're behind me with your carrot and turnip, it's because I've already let two people queue jump in front of me and I have a two queue-jumper limit. They'll open a new register up just for you anyway, so stop griping.

One of my garden chairs fell over.

Big Ben is not. A. Clock. When will they learn *Extremely British grumbling*