As a former meteorologist I wholeheartedly agree!

My metabolism is confused about the weather. It is convinced that winter is coming, and I must be prepared with internal fuel.

I wil start using this

I planted seeds in a flower bed... They did not grow, except I the alley.

Sad thing is that they will never get to the olive oil part.

I'm gonna use this with my cat. Lol

Brad! I is disappointed in you...

I definitely don't 'hallucinate' when I read. I love reading but have little to no visual imagination. I just love language and the associations the right combination of words can create, and when I read, I'm super focused on the use of language and the cadence of the writing. I will on occasion reread a section multiple times just because it was written so ridiculously well it makes me giddy.

Sex offenders should never be released.

yes

Lesbians to the rescue. I'd watch that show

For some, it’s the same thing

Bitey McBiteface.

they get cold feet

Sing Easy..

Why...why can I relate?

Whoa

At what point in time this self-deprecation has become mainstream in the internet, and why?

The itch juice is their saliva 💦💦 your body's immune system reacts to it with histamine making the area itch. They actually need to spit in the hole they made because their saliva works as an anticoagulant, meaning that your blood doesn't immediately clot and repair the hole, so they can drink until they're full.

I hate to be the "smartass": But this is how our mind actually works. It is really interesting, and there is scientific proof. Some of you might have read "the chimp paradox" by Prof. Steve Peters. There you will find the details about it.

yep that's republicans

I actually choked on my own spit laughing at this one.

Oh. I'll have to remember that one.

Never mind the computers, how about the printers that were so noisy they had their own room. Bit like my brother really

It's kinda the same with car rides, except for the windows.

ugh, Dave the snitch

Dammit, Dave! Do you know how expensive those windmills were? Now we have to move on to Plan B. Load the Queer Sprinkles into the crop duster and let’s be off!

Dave you f*****g rat.

You know the punishment for revealing any part of the Gay Agenda, Dave. Prepare to have your Judy Garland albums ritually burned!

WE'VE KEPT IT A SECRET FOR SO LONG DAVE JUST A LITTLE GODDAMN LONGER WOULDN'T BE THAT HARD

Dave, not again! First you told them about the water, now you told them about the windmills!

GODDAMMIT DAVE!! FIRST AREA 51, NOW THIS!!!

oh dave

Why did you tell them dave now we have to use plan B!😏

you guys I tried to warn you about dave but noo you just wouldn't listen

Dammit Dave!

Haha, Dave is such a prankster! That guy, always telling funny made up stories.

Dammit Dave! I swear, can't keep your frickin mouth closed can you?

Why did this make me think of this "Emu's All Live Pink Windmill Show" Grotbags for the win!

Dave really needs to stop telling people our gay agenda. This is the third time this month we've had to change it. Thanks Dave.

What am I missing? Are Florida, Karen and Dave related?

Dave why 🖐🏻😭

Seriously Dave

Welp if that were true their world domination isn't going so well. Stupid Dave.

Dang it, Dave. I thought we discussed this?

Dave.... Gay card revoked!

could be....great taste in décor, fabulous clothing, hair and nails...waiting for it to hit.

THEY ARE NOT WINDMILLS. THEY DO NOT MILL. They are wind turbines, to create electricity.

We dropped our entry standards for a few months and now we have to deal with Milo Yiannopoulos until we figure out how to excommunicate members without too much fallout. Crop-dusting randos? No, hunty. Never.

I don’t think so! If you think you can catch gay! Your a special kind of moron!! My only issue with “gays” is they high jack the rainbow! I like rainbows, but I’m not gay! Lol

Is this the same as Gayly Farting?

I'm sure it smells lovely and inclusive.