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50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
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#1
If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#2
“Would Apocalypse With”
#3
“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
#4
David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#5
DIY Deportation
#6
The Wise Animals
#7
Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#8
Wear Her Go To Work A*s
Petra Peitsch 4 days ago
And I bet, the comment was not comming from a dutch person ....
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Auntriarch 4 days ago
So butts limit our range of motion. Someone clearly wasn't brought up by my mother. (Well obviously also because they wouldn't be an utter cockwomble if they had been)
Broccoli 3 days ago
Exactly. Butts are a natural thing and the problem is people sexualizing it and deciding that women who don’t hide their butts are trying to appeal to males.
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Nimitz 4 days ago
Not for nothing, but the tall blonde dude next to her is also fully caked up
Roxy222uk 4 days ago
I love how ignorant of sexuality these manosphere nitwits actually are. For about half of the population it's the male officer that's 'displaying his sexuality' by showing the shape of his legs and bottom (for me it's the line from the back of the knee to the buttock, **so** different in men to women, that is the male sexy signal)
setsuriseikou 3 days ago
But... she's literally wearing the uniform designed specifically for this public safety job...
Shelley Dawson 3 days ago
Men and women are just physically different. It is men who sexualise women (and there is a little vice versa). It's what's on YOUR mind.
David Morgan 3 days ago
Exactly what motions can the lady NOT perform due to her curves? Seriously, I want to know. There's plenty of athletes with big butts (especially hockey players, because of the way they push with their legs) and they are flexible. Also, if you want to be tackier, strippers are often VERY flexible and curvy. Or, and maybe this is a wild theory, OP is talking shite.
Michaelann Dahlman 1 day ago
2 things, #1 those pants aren't tight enough to limit her range of motion, whatsoever./ & #2 - men can have nice butts, too.
David Morgan 3 days ago
Uh, you thought wrong. Butts are for operating your legs, and a cushion for sitting. Anuses and digestive systems are for pooping.
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#9
Back In My Day
#10
So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
AndyTaylor 4 days ago (edited)
In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.
#11
This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
Auntriarch 4 days ago (edited)
I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)
#12
Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
Joe Reaves 4 days ago
If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
#13
Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#14
Jesus Of New Jersey
Auntriarch 4 days ago
Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.
#15
Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
#16
Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#17
Well That Was A Great Idea
#18
Honey Taster Bear
#19
Excellent Use Of Free Will
#20
Incelf On The Shelf
#21
5% Bread Flavored Soda
#22
Public Armpits
#23
I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
#24
Great Googily Moogily
#25
Imagine…
FreeTheUnicorn 4 days ago
Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
#26
Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
#27
Can't Wait To Use It!
#28
Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#29
Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
#30
That’s Modern Milk For Ya
#31
Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
Andrew Keir 4 days ago
For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?
#32
A Potato On Drugs
#33
I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#34
Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
#35
Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
#36
Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
#37
Sting Jesus
Andrew Keir 4 days ago
Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?
#38
The Son Goku Of White People
#39
Made A Small Mistake
UncleJohn3000 4 days ago
I was late to a wedding and ran in just after "Does anyone have any objections?" All eyes swiveled around as I swiftly took a seat and lowered my head.
#40
80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
AndyTaylor 4 days ago (edited)
Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.
#41
‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
#42
Charging My Cat's Fish
#43
A Competition I Wish To Never Win
#44
Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
#45
Roast Belt
iseefractals 4 days ago
No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.
#46
How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
#47
A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
#48
Fat D**k Spirit
#49
Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
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Nikole 3 days ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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Nikole 3 days ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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