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50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
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#1
If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#2
“Would Apocalypse With”
#3
“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
#4
DIY Deportation
#5
The Wise Animals
#6
Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
#7
David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
#8
So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
AndyTaylor 1 day ago (edited)
In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.
#9
This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
Auntriarch 22 hours ago (edited)
I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)
#10
Back In My Day
#11
Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
Joe Reaves 23 hours ago
If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
#12
Wear Her Go To Work A*s
#13
Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
#14
Jesus Of New Jersey
Auntriarch 22 hours ago
Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.
#15
Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
#16
Well That Was A Great Idea
#17
Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
#18
Honey Taster Bear
#19
Excellent Use Of Free Will
#20
5% Bread Flavored Soda
#21
Public Armpits
#22
Incelf On The Shelf
#23
Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
#24
Great Googily Moogily
#25
Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
Andrew Keir 17 hours ago
For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?
#26
That’s Modern Milk For Ya
#27
Imagine…
FreeTheUnicorn 22 hours ago
Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
#28
I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
#29
I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
#30
Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
#31
A Potato On Drugs
#32
Diagnosed Me With Ugly
#34
Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
#35
80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
AndyTaylor 1 day ago (edited)
Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.
#36
Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
#37
The Son Goku Of White People
#38
Made A Small Mistake
UncleJohn3000 14 hours ago
I was late to a wedding and ran in just after "Does anyone have any objections?" All eyes swiveled around as I swiftly took a seat and lowered my head.
#39
Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
#40
Sting Jesus
Andrew Keir 17 hours ago
Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?
#41
Charging My Cat's Fish
#42
‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
#43
Fat D**k Spirit
#44
Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
#45
Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
#46
How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
kzys59pcrp 19 hours ago
My sister has more siblings than I do and that feels really weird to me
#47
A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
#48
Roast Belt
iseefractals 10 hours ago
No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.
#49
Looks Like A Silly Goober
#50
A Competition I Wish To Never Win
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What do you think ?
Nikole 1 hour ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
Load More Replies... Nikole 1 hour ago
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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