50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)
It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
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If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
“Would Apocalypse With”
“…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
DIY Deportation
The Wise Animals
Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
Wear Her Go To Work A*s
Back In My Day
So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
In the dark, eyes closed, pray you don’t miss, or stub anything.
This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
I love a good nerd reply (which probably explains why I'm married to Mr Auntriarch)
Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
If you can take an officer's gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.
Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
Jesus Of New Jersey
Never mind Americans, it's been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there's a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven't seen.
Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
Well That Was A Great Idea
At least. ( You don't really think Trump is going to go quietly the next time, either, do you? )
Load More Replies...Well good. Let the idiots keep doing stupid s**t like this and the gene pool with eventually be better for it. And hopefully we will get past this stupid MAGA b******t once and for all.
They're not going to stop. But maybe we can hope that 'return to the mean' works
Load More Replies...You know that thing, where a person tells a story to the person next to them, and then that person to the next, and to the next and so on, until it goes through about ten people? And then you see how fųcked up and twisted the story got at the end? Except it turns out to be real? 😳
It used to be called "Chinese whispers" but now it's called "X"
Load More Replies...I'm just going to sit back and laugh at the show. All milk I drink is pasteurized, and I'm fully vaccinated.
I wish milk was the only issue. There is a target on Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, education, insulin prices, American jobs - everyone knows someone who will be negatively affected.
Load More Replies...Wow, that is badly produced raw milk. It's legal to sell raw milk in the UK, and the farms that do so are held to higher hygiene standards by far that farms that send the milk for pasteurisation. E.coli means cow faeces are getting in the milk.
Yeah... It IS legal to sell raw milk in the UK (outside Scotland) but only in quite tightly restricted settings: https://www.food.gov.uk/safety-hygiene/raw-drinking-milk#raw-drinking-milk-and-the-law
Load More Replies...Why a Jewish plot ? What about a Christian/Hindu/Buddhist/Taoist plot ?
Please, any news about those people and their beloved leader is too much news
Great. I definitely support MAGAts walking the walk! Go (and keep going) MAGAts!
Darwin. And the hospitals shouldn't take them because they don't believe in medical science.
'When I was growing up, everyone drank raw milk from their farms or their neighbors.
Yeah, the knew about COVID hundred of hearts ago, when milk pasteurization was introduced. Also they accurately predict reluctance to vaccination. Some effing future predictions.
1) If they are relying on her, they deserve it. 2) if they get far worse, say "consumption" in their bones, that too is their Darwin award.... 3) I'd sue her were I them for deseminating such baseless "info".
Honey Taster Bear
Excellent Use Of Free Will
Incelf On The Shelf
5% Bread Flavored Soda
Public Armpits
I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
Great Googily Moogily
Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
Can't Wait To Use It!
Imagine…
Franklin would laugh because he'd expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.
Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
Diagnosed Me With Ugly
That’s Modern Milk For Ya
Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
For sheer fear, think of baby birds leaving the nest for that first time - fly or die! Makes your first date feel pretty tame, eh, boys?
I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
A Potato On Drugs
Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
Sting Jesus
Self reproduction isn't totally unknown, but it only produces females. Maybe Jesus was trans?
The Son Goku Of White People
Made A Small Mistake
I was late to a wedding and ran in just after "Does anyone have any objections?" All eyes swiveled around as I swiftly took a seat and lowered my head.
80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
Wait till they hear about humans. They’ll wear anything just for the halibut.
‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
Charging My Cat's Fish
A Competition I Wish To Never Win
Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
Roast Belt
No one is lying....some of us just know how to cook, and...ya know have standards.
Fat D**k Spirit
Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
Looks Like A Silly Goober
Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
Load More Replies...Which one was that from? It sounds like a reference to random dudes on the internet saying that an attractive, thin woman isn’t that great because, “she looks like she has pointy knees”. And then it became a phrase used against those guys. Is that still a thing? This was like 20 years ago.
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