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For those who do not see the least bit of entertainment in the procedure called ‘structural inspection,’ we may prove to you it can be as intense as watching a world cup finale. Especially if we’re talking about the findings made by California-based Alpha Structural, Inc.

These guys have seen it all—from rotting decks to crumbling foundations, falling walls, and very ingenious “we have it at home”-type of solutions. But that’s the job of these experts who are used to running into structural disasters where instead of cement holding it all together, you get pure luck.

So buckle up and scroll down for Alpha Structural’s most recent discoveries that will make you sigh, gasp, and even emit one or two swear words. And after you’re done, be sure to check out our earlier articles about Alpha Structural, Inc. here, here, here, and here.

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#1

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This is one of the craziest things that we've seen during our inspections. This owner had undermined almost the entirety of his home by digging underneath the slab and excavating around the piles. There had been a minor mudslide and they decided it would be a good idea to create more space underneath... The grade of soil used to be up to the concrete slab above. Believe it or not, the property had not yet been red-tagged.

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Hannah Edwards
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The owner must be an idiot! What did they think would hold the house up. Air?

Mazer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

California coast, should never have been built in the first place. In less than a decade it will be toast

Ladyandthetramp
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bloody hell. How would they think this could work?!??? Reminds me of a tony stark house!

Ripley
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes my hair stand on end . . .

Otter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In California, it's usually Mother Nature that does that! (But only to really expensive houses.)

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Roberto Durante
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and now for sale after restauration

Katia Wolfe
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like Bodega Bay, in California

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    #2

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    Somebody was preparing for the zombie apocalypse or something!

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    bonnyatlast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We saw this kind of thing in Winnipeg. On the welcome mat too. In order to keep polar bears from coming in your house.

    Yoinks!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fun" story: When I was just a few years old, Dad took the old wooden gate off our fence and pulled it apart, laying the boards down with the straightened rusty nails sticking up. I came blazing around the corner in my 1966 Batman booties and fell down when one of the boards "stuck" to my foot. Dad had to use a penknife to dig out the end of one nail, pouring hydrogen peroxide into the wound "because of the tetanus." After I was patched up, I was despondent because the bloody Batman booties got tossed.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody wanted to get to the point.

    Ladyandthetramp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that’s efficient but now?

    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss Trunchbull, is this you? reminds me of the chokey... *shudder*

    Rachel Elizabeth Dare
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    4 years ago

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    Atopher Bot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives new meaning to "Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out"!

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep animals from scratching the door?

    あんぱんまん
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant help imagining how many people could get hurt frm this tbh... or is that just me overthinking this

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    #3

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    Here is one of our Senior Structural Assessors, Kyle, inspecting a failed retaining wall. You can see the tie-backs used to hold the retaining wall upright didn't work out too well.

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    Frances M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is he standing that close and not screaming in terror?

    maswartz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well there's your problem!"

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be one of the places you refuse to walk past. Cross the street, and walk on the other side, because one day it's going to fall and crush someone, and it could be today.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm still standing" (just)

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I'm still standing! yeah, yeah, yeah🎶

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tie-backs are used to hold a retaining wall?

    Eric Forster
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Retaining wall" is an optimistic statement.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravity, it gets us all down (not sorry)

    Shelley DuVal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be noping right out of that wall

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    #4

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    Pottery can be a very useful tool.

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's just a cable duct or waste water pipe, the pot is certainly not taking structural load. It's still not how you build, but this is by far not as bad as other pics in here.

    Marky Mark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. A pipe hanger would be appropriate but this is not a critical issue.

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    Chuck Coulson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this type of thing dozens of times. It's no biggie, holding up a waste water line and it's not going anywhere unless someone or something pretty large knocks it. When you don't have money and you do the work yourself you make do and hillybiilly plumbing works fine.

    Ladyandthetramp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen many rides getting help up by a couple of bricks

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were you doing? Construction work on pot?

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazing that it can hold that load.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cellular ABS waste pipe, there's not much load there.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not to use a mug to. hold your house up. Eeek!

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the termite shield? Fail.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT IS A WAY TO SPEED UP A BUCKET LIST.

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    If you don't know what termite damage looks like, here is a great example. If you notice this around your house, I would call a termite guy right away.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then very, very carefully but swiftly walk out of the house.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Termites have 2 sections in their body, carpenter ants have 3. Both can ruin your house. Termites do it faster

    Blake Ingram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this 800 square foot shack on my sisters at the time newly purchased property. My parents were planning on renovating it into a little home for them. It passed inspection, but when it came time to start, we discovered termite damage up into the roof. The whole building had to be demolished. I was knocking out stucco with a hammer, hit a beam, and it turned to dust pretty much. I was able to stick a flat head screwdriver into the wood with very little pressure. Worst damage ever.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    termite gals can do only 3 things: eat wood. sh*t rock. kick ass.

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    Whawhawhatsis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if your floors start feeling spongy underfoot while you have strange flying insects swarming several times a year, you'd better hope you can move out before your idiot landlord, who refuses to do anything about the termites swiftly eating the house, moves back in so HE can fall through the floor, not you!

    Molly Block
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This most definitely is in the south of the USA somewhere. I've lived here all of my life, and you should see what it's like when termites suddenly swarm in the summer months.

    loretta hines
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy if you haven’t noticed that.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some homes have had a structural nightmare when the wall was revealed.

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    #6

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    This was a crazy bridge structure we saw across from a home we inspected. Many of the supporting posts are bending as the soil erodes and the structure above begins to move.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phhhh, it's been like this for years, what could possibly go wrong.....

    Shelley DuVal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, not a lot, nothing to worry about. She'll be right mate.

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    BG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are water pipes (schedule 40 black steel), not structural steel tubing.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One was almost see their logic but not their application....just as well discovered before ..

    Anna Phalactic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the supporting posts look like handrail material.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it’s in California

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    #7

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    Please watch your step!

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd rather spontaneously evolve the ability to fly than use those stairs. Lamarck, here I come!

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Jean-Baptiste Lamarck reference??? 179 degrees! (Very obtuse... but I studied biology in college.)

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stairway to heaven. Or hell. Depending on your life choices and belief structure.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im already not confortable with stairs im not familiar with.... so i know for a fact i wont even get close to those

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what else has been neglected

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they're about to crumble. Use a big sturdy ladder until new staircases are done

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they mean on those steps or those flagstones? One is an ankle-breaker, and the other is a neck breaker!

    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the first person to use the stairs will crash through the first step

    loretta hines
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people wait so long? That didn’t happen overnight.

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    #8

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    Do not jump on this deck if you enjoy living. Don’t even walk for that matter.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This floors enforces social distancing AND diets... two people within six feet will surely get swallows, or any person over 200Lbs.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will people not within 6 feet get amazons instead?

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even look at it too hard. Stop looking!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or breathe heavily near it. And don't sneeze

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    okpkpkp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wt heck caused that loadbearing beam to fail?

    Shane Gibson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like possibly laminated timber. I'm not sure they were rated for external use until recently.

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok, its the sun terrace from a diet clinic

    Onion rings like to make your breath smelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can a home this big and (possibly) luxurious have this terrible of structural standing

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    #9

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    The column was barely hanging together with just a small portion of the top and bottom staying connected.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two bits seem connected by what looks like a chicken foot.

    Anna Phalactic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll accept that this one needs some attention

    Jaybird3939
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the Beaver family came to dinner.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems secure. NOT!

    Viki Banaszak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you got you a bever problem

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    #10

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    This is a cripple wall that is bowing outward, causing movement in the units above. This is dangerous and could end in a collapse if not handled properly.

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs very urgent attention given the recent building collapsing in Florida.

    Erik Granqvist
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    Florida collapse has nothing to do with it.

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    Erik Granqvist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Structural problems would be there even if the catastrophe in Florida never happened. What Florida did was showing ordinary people that structural saftey matter - it is litterarly about life and death. But Florida did not make the problems more widespread or worse in unrelated structures then they allready were.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can actually be handled? I thought this close to ground, the building just has to be taken down. But I guess that's also way how to handle it.

    Kim Kermes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on a lot of things gd, starting with whether its cheaper to demolish. I've seen a very large multi story building jacked up and moved around the block, in person.

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    Jenifer Halpern
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not already being fixed!

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    #11

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    This was a home we inspected with two sets of rotted stairs and plenty of interior cracking.

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    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God you guys are professionals! Us laypeople would've never guessed these stairs were unsafe! (Sarcasm meant only for silliness, not derision... I enjoy these posts much.)

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amazing what people get used to living with

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of the person's forced to livevhere

    Jaybird3939
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for that second step. It's a doozy!

    Not PC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the better of the two?

    John Topper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need a ladder just to get inside that must be a really big red flag.

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    #12

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    I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your piers down!

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We call such piers "Morgan". However unstable he looks, however much nobody can come up with something good, he's still around."

    Michael Gaskell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to go back to America again I think, we've had enough of him.

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    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took care of it honey .you know me Mr fix it

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many shoddy foundations and home made 'solutions'..

    k Wetherbee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, my back deck on my building looked just like this until they finally repaired it.

    Lindy Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope this isn't in earthquake country!

    Jenifer Halpern
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! This has got to be fixed ASAP!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good gawd, DYI fail

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the top stone was a cat with a blurred face, lol

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they aren’t using a mug to hold it all up.

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    #13

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    This was a gnarly river rock foundation that was falling apart. Some say this is a rock-solid foundation, but those people must be stoned.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dig your riveting puns, but I see no concrete evidence for your complaints.

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but his foundation is totally solid with regard to concrete evidence.

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    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if that means stoned as in high or stoned as in executed. And I'm not sure I disagree with either interpretation.

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't build everything on pot.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎼🎶It's wired for rock 'n roll🎵 🎶

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    #14

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    Here we have some damage dealt to a garden wall by a local FedEx driver.

    At least it exposed the wall as being fragile and hollow. We'll be proposing a new wall here that will be properly done with concrete and steel reinforcement. It does hold back a sizable slope, after all.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot even begin to tell you how many times I have driven by "brick walls" that surround a housing area and the walls are just built on the soil, no foundation, no support. And in about five years, if they are lucky, the walls begin to collapse because the ground absorbs water and dries out and there is nothing that holds the fence in place.

    okpkpkp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bummer. any fix to this will cost major money.

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!! These FedEx drivers are wrecking people's property everywhere! Gouged my neighbor's brand new paved drive way so badly it could not be saved and took out their stone pillared mailbox on the way out! The driver looked at what he'd done, then peeled out making a getaway. Well, as much as you can put the hammer down in one of those trucks.... Thank you Ring cameras!!

    Anna Phalactic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the water implies active downward pressure/movement from that slope

    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know where that is! We've driven by there a few times

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinder blocks, saves money upfront

    #15

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    This deck system has some bad rot and we are almost ready to start the repairs! There are some beautiful views of DTLA from this home as well. Luckily it had just rained so most of the smog was cleared.

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    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not count anybody above or below that deck as lucky until the job is finished

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pollution is the worlds biggest killer

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pollution is just a symptom of the real biggest killer - mankind.

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    Klaudia Goldstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it could be the home of "Bosch" from the TV-serie (i don't know where he lives, but he has this phantastic view from this home)

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they knew when stepping out for a view..

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “some” bad got, whoa

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    The termites stood no chance.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, they made a pact with the fire ants. The termites construct artificial habitats for the fire ants and the fire ants protect the termites. It is a win win for both species. Just imagine, ants with flame throwers.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before insecticide: Stabbing termites one at a time

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kill you termite !! I am bigger than you

    Dan Abramsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause of Death: multiple stab wounds to the midsection

    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea that you have to knife termites to kill them...

    Blake Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is similar to the damage in my comment on a post above.

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to see a place which looked OK at first blush. Found out they had done cosmetic repairs and the bottom of the house was almost completely rotten.

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    This pier missed the mark and is now floating. To be fair, the expansive soil caused a ton of movement and the pier began to sink a long time ago.

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    #18

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    I think this is the original.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's smiling because every time someone opens the window it tickles her armpit.

    Joyce Deering
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh! Oh! I want that on my house!" ...said no one ever.

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this here because of, or in spite of, the Mona Lisa? Those posts look sus enough to be from TikTok, but I don't know....

    Ladyandthetramp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just doesn’t fit with the house. How many euros did it cost?

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    4 years ago

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    This is what happens when painters think they can build things.

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    Well, at least it's not a giant cross. That would have been really pushing religion on those who don't want it. You can't argue with art though.

    DogPerson7
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, at least it wasn’t a pride flag. It would have been really pushing straight people to be lgbtq when they don’t want to. Stfu.

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    #19

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    The concrete porch area has some major cracking and is slowing pulling away from the house.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but don't think of it as a minus, because now you have drainage of unwanted fluids.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does it look like they just peeled duct tape off of the crack? (And isn't a reversed welcome mat a hint for you to leave?) Either way it cracks me up 😹

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phh, that's just your separation anxiety speaking.

    Stannous Flouride
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The different coloration shows that someone tried to patch over the crack before.

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When house hunting, I saw a place that mentioned a crack in the workshop floor. Got there and it was a nice property bordered by a creek. The crack was completely across the shed and was there because it was sliding into the creek.

    Heather Menard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this on porch stairs on the daily

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    #20

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    This failing retaining wall was bowing quite a bit and it didn't help that it was connected to a section of the basement wall. This needs some attention asap!

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one does not crack me up 😬

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some. of these things can actually survive in 'norma'l conditions for longer than imagined .. not good!

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    I guess the contractor who installed these didn't know left from right, or up from down.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinder blocks make a very poor foundation wall even when correctly installed.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when he had such a solid foundation of knowledge to work with...from kindergarten 🤤

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    Anyone want to join in on this crawl? Didn't think so.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spiderwebs are what's holding the house together.

    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole idea of crawlspaces is just effing creepy to me. Why do people not have proper foundations??

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, why? Can someone please explain?

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    Ladyandthetramp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you give me €10,000 And a full body suit

    Gregg Bender
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderman's secret lair...

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the pits...well, a pit anyway. Peach, I think. 🤔 I shall name it Waldo.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too vague? OK, does anyone else see a (peach) pit?

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost cause, demolish, rebuild!

    Chich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best just chuck a grenade in first.

    Shirley Heyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they added a skylight. . .!

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    #23

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    Here's a rubble wall that is supposedly holding up that corner of the home. Well, that corner is now sinking since the wall holds very little structural value.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was a rocky start...and it'll be a rocky finish.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ping ping suddenly rocks go flying everywhere and the house..crumbles.

    #24

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    Some good ol' termite damage.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Termites are rotten to the core. They eat away at my confidence in my home.

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn the whole house down.

    DogPerson7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no, we do that with big spiders. With termites we simply set the neighborhood on fire.

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    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Termites if you wanted food I would have given you food.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those little dudes gotta eat too ya know

    Argie Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! A sponge on a sponge on a sponge on a sponge!

    #25

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    Much of this has to be replaced.

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    Vicki Perizzolo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's just go with all of it needs to be replaced.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to our expert there from the Ministry of Stating The Bleeding Obvious.

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    Some nasty termite damage on an old girder.

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    Anna Phalactic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Treated and bolted to a new timber, it looks like. Leaving it in place is gentler than trying to remove it.

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post looks new, which means somebody knew this joist was damaged. Maybe that's why it's been sistered with a newer one.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they only like that one board?!? Picky bugs.

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I had no idea people would leave rotten wood behind during a repair 🙄

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a few holes, looks like mostly rot ?

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    Here we have an eroded concrete pier that will more than likely be gone within a year or two.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have used a ceramic jug 😁 it'd last longer.

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run boy get me that flower pot mom made

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One night as they were watching the old movie Earthquake ...

    #28

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    A mousetrap was placed here just in case any of those pesky buggers managed to slip through the cracks!

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    Marie Stanford
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No trapping since the trap isn’t set. Maybe the mice hacked it?

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey don’t laugh, I’ve seen first hand those pesky buggers squeeze through a gap way narrower than their body width

    TheAnimalLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Snappy" the mouse was quicker than the trap. This is concrete evidence.

    #29

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    This stilted deck has multiple rotting members holding up and you can see the warping and rotation where some of the lumber connects.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet you still stand under it ya mad man

    Steve Barnett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing pics like this reminds me of Josephine's house in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they didn't even bother to line anything up when they were building it in the first place.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay, maybe I'll sit on the deck another time.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just terrible work from the beginning! Even I can see that those posts aren't appropriate for holding that deck, and why place one of them to the side of it instead of underneath? God, it makes me anxious to look at.

    TheAnimalLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Multiple rotting members" holding up. "Warping and rotation". 😏😅😂🤣😂🤣

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    #30

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    "Jack-lift the house" they said. "It will be cool" they said.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, the jack has more structural value than that flimsy bit of wood. I don't know why people in the US insist on building houses like this, because this is the structural equivalent of putting high heels on your house - instead of dissipating the forces, they are concentrated in single points and you absolutely will have uneven settling sooner or later, which means that the house itself will sag differently at different points. The flexibility of wood can help mitigate this effect a bit, but it only goes so far. Besides, what's with all the untreated pine used for structural purposes? Pine is probably the wood that rots the fastest, so you're just making sure you have to replace bits all the time or have the house rot out from under you.

    Rich Peall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm; I live in a brick-built house in Europe, that was built in the 1940's (post-war build), and has had zero structural maintenance or requires any, and likely won't need any long after I've left the building... 10/10 would European building again.

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    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in a house that was held up with jacks partially. It wasn't too obvious unless you spilled something but every thing would go down one way

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not move the jack. And pine rots very quickly

    Claudia Lorenz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old American way to use cheap building materials for maximum profit.

    RoseAnne Hutchence
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While up here in Canada, if a house isn't up to a rigid building code and doesn't pass a fairly critical inspection, mortgage is denied, insurance is denied and the place may be condemned (i.e., marked for destruction before someone gets hurt).

    Fred Zankowsky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the jack was used to attempt to repair the post, they used that piece of wood to replace the original (maybe it was all they had close at hand), and when it didn't fit, they abandoned the jack, because it was doing what they wanted the post to do. Or maybe they got it this far, it was beer-thirty, and they forgot to come back the next day.

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    #31

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    Just posted up, chilling by the beach.

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    Heather Menard
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for the house to sink

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the little guy will grow into his job.

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious, seriously ignorant question: (probably the kind of thinking that caused most of these disasters): Could you just slip a disk under here?

    #32

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    This was a slab crack that spanned all the way from the garage to the kitchen floor. It had lifted and cracked many tiles in the kitchen as well. So much so that the assessor was able to stick his pen in between the two sides of the concrete.

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    Memere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a 3 color pen to me, but either way, those are not thin pens - that's a good size crack!

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    Finally, somebody with good Jenga skills.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shed is held up like this, but it's a small shed, not a house!

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    There was a doubled joist acting as a beam in the center of the sub-floor. It was pretty rotted and was separating from the other joists.

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    Justine Nicole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bad eyesight that looks like the girl from Ring huddled in the corner

    #35

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    These elevated grade beams are breaking apart and you can see how badly rusted the beam saddles are.

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    Some major support joists just a tad bit off of their original place.

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    #37

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    Breaking apart a brittle foundation with just a pair of hands is a bad indication that your foundation needs some work!

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    #38

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    Here's some pretty significant rot damage to the main beam that is holding up a second story.

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    Much of the original metal connection hardware was rusted and bolted into what is now rotted wood supports.

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    Molly Block
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect at a beach?

    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living by the seaside must be a real pain in the neck that way. (But aw, look at the little pawprints. Looks like the family dog was all excited to see the builders!).

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is (can hear the ocean from my living room right now). Dry-rotted, moldy, mildewed, water-logged Beach living with sand in every crack. But we love it, and the wildlife wild life especially (used to live in the city).

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    #40

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    They also poured the concrete with different mixes and at different times. What a mess.

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    All sorts of wedges, shims and jacks were used to help support the framing, but that did very little to help the situation.

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    Snake vs. lizard matchup. You can probably guess who won this battle.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I saw a snake eating another snake. But then I do live in Australia.

    Ray Heap
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you live in a country that actively wants to kill and eat you?

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what a (non-venomous) snake has to do with structural problems but OK.

    Alexandru Bucur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is simply interesting things the assessor saw while on the job, not necessarily structural damage. And you have to give it to him, mother nature can be very interesting, in a very cruel, morbid way...

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    #43

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    This was another contractor's attempt at a sister foundation. It's completely missing proper footings and much of the forming was left in place. Just another reason not to go with the cheapest option.

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    We shared the original photos of this leaning building a while back, but now we are doing extensive repairs! I'll be doing a full story post on this project tomorrow! Over many decades, pervasive termite damage took place and the entire apartment structure began to lean as the wood was eaten up.

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    #45

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    Here's another concrete slab patio that has pretty significant cracking all over.

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    Wood compression. The opposite of the one above this.

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    I think we will just add layers until it's eventually higher than the Eiffel Tower.

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    #48

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    Here's some of the cracking inside the home. This place was sitting on a bed of expansive soil. The foundation itself was in fairly good condition, but the home has moved so much that the interior began to pull apart.

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    Lindy Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this had to take years to be this bad... and they are still living here?!!

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they moved (&/or called inspectors) after Surfside fell 😢

    #50

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    This was a home that sat at the top of a steep slope. The concrete patio in the back started to sink due to the movement in the soil below. The creep of the soil eventually caused stress cracking to appear and the fencing to lean as well. A good amount of work is needed here.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good amount of work"? Talk about an understatement.

    #51

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    The "pier pressure" is too much.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your friends told you to jump off a ledge, would you?

    #52

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    Here’s some interesting jacks holding up an old concrete float that is supporting the subfloor of this home.

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    #53

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    This set of stairs is sinking to one side and beginning to pull away from the home.

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    #54

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    Here's a concrete pier that is riddled with cracks. This is usually caused by a bad concrete mix, compression and lack of steel reinforcement.

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    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fibres in the concrete mix are ideal for this situation

    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the shim makes all the difference 🙄

    #55

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    A soil shelf underneath a home. This will continue to erode over time and potentially cause some settlement issues.

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    Vic 404
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Potentially" sounds too optimistic to me.

    #56

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    A runaway pier. It will never escape.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider website will hold it back.

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    #57

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    Here's a leaky pipe that has caused some instability and rot damage in the surrounding subfloor.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a little drip, no big deal.

    #58

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    Here's one last shot of the crawlspace access where you can see the framing has rotated outwards significantly. The concrete there is basically dust.

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    Allow me to pen this slab crack into my structural notes.

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    A new member of our assessor team, Carlos, doing an inspection of some rotted framing.

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    This is normally what spall damage looks like before the concrete has broken off.

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    We are tearing up the concrete and perimeter drainage on this property to install proper waterproofing. Tons of rotted out framing was discovered after ripping open a few areas.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it work better if you take the Quikrete OUT of the bags?

    #63

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    Most of the hardware holding this place together was fairly corroded and we recommended that the owner should explore replacing most of it.

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    When in doubt, shim it up.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leave the beer can there so the wife won't find it and know you were drinking on the job.

    #65

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    This is the end of one of the concrete walls holding up the slab.

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    Two ends of a girder sitting on a compressed and sunken post & pier.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to live well together but now they've split up.

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    #67

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    We come across these rubble walls quite often around LA and they're usually all in a similar condition as this one.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these homes meant to withstand earthquakes? It’s scary

    #68

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    The fact that electric boxes are hooked up to this post makes the shims not look so bad.

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    #69

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    Waterproofing of a retaining wall that was done backwards. This material is supposed to be on the backside of the wall, not the down-slope section.

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    This is actually a large retaining wall right next to the property we were brought out to inspect. It had a large vertical crack going all the way through and one side was severely displaced.
    The ivy couldn't even hide it from us.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an arhitect, this kind of thread on BP always gives me more anxiety than entertainment, especially in the light of that recent condo collapse in Florida that killed more than 160 people (don't get fooled by the fact they're still only listed as "missing" - there is no way they survived the way that building collapsed - they simply haven't recovered the bodies yet). These are exactly the warning signs of structural collapse that should have been heeded long ago, but somehow people ignore for years on end until it's much too late. So, for the ever loving love of Pete (Conrad), take care of your house before it falls on you!

    Nubmaeme
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think about while looking at these pictures is what will the places look like after the next good shaker hits LA?

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