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For those who do not see the least bit of entertainment in the procedure called ‘structural inspection,’ we may prove to you it can be as intense as watching a world cup finale. Especially if we’re talking about the findings made by California-based Alpha Structural, Inc.

These guys have seen it all—from rotting decks to crumbling foundations, falling walls, and very ingenious “we have it at home”-type of solutions. But that’s the job of these experts who are used to running into structural disasters where instead of cement holding it all together, you get pure luck.

So buckle up and scroll down for Alpha Structural’s most recent discoveries that will make you sigh, gasp, and even emit one or two swear words. And after you’re done, be sure to check out our earlier articles about Alpha Structural, Inc. here, here, here, and here.

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This is one of the craziest things that we've seen during our inspections. This owner had undermined almost the entirety of his home by digging underneath the slab and excavating around the piles. There had been a minor mudslide and they decided it would be a good idea to create more space underneath... The grade of soil used to be up to the concrete slab above. Believe it or not, the property had not yet been red-tagged.

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    Here is one of our Senior Structural Assessors, Kyle, inspecting a failed retaining wall. You can see the tie-backs used to hold the retaining wall upright didn't work out too well.

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    Pottery can be a very useful tool.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's just a cable duct or waste water pipe, the pot is certainly not taking structural load. It's still not how you build, but this is by far not as bad as other pics in here.

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    If you don't know what termite damage looks like, here is a great example. If you notice this around your house, I would call a termite guy right away.

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    This was a crazy bridge structure we saw across from a home we inspected. Many of the supporting posts are bending as the soil erodes and the structure above begins to move.

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    Please watch your step!

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd rather spontaneously evolve the ability to fly than use those stairs. Lamarck, here I come!

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    Do not jump on this deck if you enjoy living. Don’t even walk for that matter.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This floors enforces social distancing AND diets... two people within six feet will surely get swallows, or any person over 200Lbs.

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    The column was barely hanging together with just a small portion of the top and bottom staying connected.

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    This is a cripple wall that is bowing outward, causing movement in the units above. This is dangerous and could end in a collapse if not handled properly.

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    Steve Barnett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs very urgent attention given the recent building collapsing in Florida.

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    This was a home we inspected with two sets of rotted stairs and plenty of interior cracking.

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    Daniel Marsh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God you guys are professionals! Us laypeople would've never guessed these stairs were unsafe! (Sarcasm meant only for silliness, not derision... I enjoy these posts much.)

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    I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your piers down!

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We call such piers "Morgan". However unstable he looks, however much nobody can come up with something good, he's still around."

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    This was a gnarly river rock foundation that was falling apart. Some say this is a rock-solid foundation, but those people must be stoned.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really dig your riveting puns, but I see no concrete evidence for your complaints.

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    Here we have some damage dealt to a garden wall by a local FedEx driver.

    At least it exposed the wall as being fragile and hollow. We'll be proposing a new wall here that will be properly done with concrete and steel reinforcement. It does hold back a sizable slope, after all.

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    This deck system has some bad rot and we are almost ready to start the repairs! There are some beautiful views of DTLA from this home as well. Luckily it had just rained so most of the smog was cleared.

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    Valley Girl
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not count anybody above or below that deck as lucky until the job is finished

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    This pier missed the mark and is now floating. To be fair, the expansive soil caused a ton of movement and the pier began to sink a long time ago.

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    I think this is the original.

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    The concrete porch area has some major cracking and is slowing pulling away from the house.

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    lara
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but don't think of it as a minus, because now you have drainage of unwanted fluids.

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    This failing retaining wall was bowing quite a bit and it didn't help that it was connected to a section of the basement wall. This needs some attention asap!

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    I guess the contractor who installed these didn't know left from right, or up from down.

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    Anyone want to join in on this crawl? Didn't think so.

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    Here's a rubble wall that is supposedly holding up that corner of the home. Well, that corner is now sinking since the wall holds very little structural value.

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    Some good ol' termite damage.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Termites are rotten to the core. They eat away at my confidence in my home.

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    Here we have an eroded concrete pier that will more than likely be gone within a year or two.

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    A mousetrap was placed here just in case any of those pesky buggers managed to slip through the cracks!

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    This stilted deck has multiple rotting members holding up and you can see the warping and rotation where some of the lumber connects.

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    "Jack-lift the house" they said. "It will be cool" they said.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, the jack has more structural value than that flimsy bit of wood. I don't know why people in the US insist on building houses like this, because this is the structural equivalent of putting high heels on your house - instead of dissipating the forces, they are concentrated in single points and you absolutely will have uneven settling sooner or later, which means that the house itself will sag differently at different points. The flexibility of wood can help mitigate this effect a bit, but it only goes so far. Besides, what's with all the untreated pine used for structural purposes? Pine is probably the wood that rots the fastest, so you're just making sure you have to replace bits all the time or have the house rot out from under you.

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    #31

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    Just posted up, chilling by the beach.

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    This was a slab crack that spanned all the way from the garage to the kitchen floor. It had lifted and cracked many tiles in the kitchen as well. So much so that the assessor was able to stick his pen in between the two sides of the concrete.

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    Finally, somebody with good Jenga skills.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shed is held up like this, but it's a small shed, not a house!

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    There was a doubled joist acting as a beam in the center of the sub-floor. It was pretty rotted and was separating from the other joists.

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    These elevated grade beams are breaking apart and you can see how badly rusted the beam saddles are.

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    Some major support joists just a tad bit off of their original place.

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    Breaking apart a brittle foundation with just a pair of hands is a bad indication that your foundation needs some work!

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    Here's some pretty significant rot damage to the main beam that is holding up a second story.

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    Much of the original metal connection hardware was rusted and bolted into what is now rotted wood supports.

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    They also poured the concrete with different mixes and at different times. What a mess.

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    All sorts of wedges, shims and jacks were used to help support the framing, but that did very little to help the situation.

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    Snake vs. lizard matchup. You can probably guess who won this battle.

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    This was another contractor's attempt at a sister foundation. It's completely missing proper footings and much of the forming was left in place. Just another reason not to go with the cheapest option.

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    We shared the original photos of this leaning building a while back, but now we are doing extensive repairs! I'll be doing a full story post on this project tomorrow! Over many decades, pervasive termite damage took place and the entire apartment structure began to lean as the wood was eaten up.

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    Here's another concrete slab patio that has pretty significant cracking all over.

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    Wood compression. The opposite of the one above this.

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    I think we will just add layers until it's eventually higher than the Eiffel Tower.

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    Here's some of the cracking inside the home. This place was sitting on a bed of expansive soil. The foundation itself was in fairly good condition, but the home has moved so much that the interior began to pull apart.

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    Lindy Mac
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this had to take years to be this bad... and they are still living here?!!

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    Poor little guy got stuck.

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    This was a home that sat at the top of a steep slope. The concrete patio in the back started to sink due to the movement in the soil below. The creep of the soil eventually caused stress cracking to appear and the fencing to lean as well. A good amount of work is needed here.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good amount of work"? Talk about an understatement.

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    The "pier pressure" is too much.

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    Here’s some interesting jacks holding up an old concrete float that is supporting the subfloor of this home.

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    This set of stairs is sinking to one side and beginning to pull away from the home.

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    Here's a concrete pier that is riddled with cracks. This is usually caused by a bad concrete mix, compression and lack of steel reinforcement.

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    A soil shelf underneath a home. This will continue to erode over time and potentially cause some settlement issues.

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    A runaway pier. It will never escape.

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    Here's a leaky pipe that has caused some instability and rot damage in the surrounding subfloor.

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    Here's one last shot of the crawlspace access where you can see the framing has rotated outwards significantly. The concrete there is basically dust.

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    Allow me to pen this slab crack into my structural notes.

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    A new member of our assessor team, Carlos, doing an inspection of some rotted framing.

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    This is normally what spall damage looks like before the concrete has broken off.

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    We are tearing up the concrete and perimeter drainage on this property to install proper waterproofing. Tons of rotted out framing was discovered after ripping open a few areas.

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    TheAnimalLady
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it work better if you take the Quikrete OUT of the bags?

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    Most of the hardware holding this place together was fairly corroded and we recommended that the owner should explore replacing most of it.

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    When in doubt, shim it up.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And leave the beer can there so the wife won't find it and know you were drinking on the job.

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    This is the end of one of the concrete walls holding up the slab.

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    Two ends of a girder sitting on a compressed and sunken post & pier.

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    We come across these rubble walls quite often around LA and they're usually all in a similar condition as this one.

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    The fact that electric boxes are hooked up to this post makes the shims not look so bad.

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    Waterproofing of a retaining wall that was done backwards. This material is supposed to be on the backside of the wall, not the down-slope section.

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    This is actually a large retaining wall right next to the property we were brought out to inspect. It had a large vertical crack going all the way through and one side was severely displaced.
    The ivy couldn't even hide it from us.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an arhitect, this kind of thread on BP always gives me more anxiety than entertainment, especially in the light of that recent condo collapse in Florida that killed more than 160 people (don't get fooled by the fact they're still only listed as "missing" - there is no way they survived the way that building collapsed - they simply haven't recovered the bodies yet). These are exactly the warning signs of structural collapse that should have been heeded long ago, but somehow people ignore for years on end until it's much too late. So, for the ever loving love of Pete (Conrad), take care of your house before it falls on you!

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