ADVERTISEMENT

You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.

Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.

For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.

#1

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.

Tmiester22 Report

RELATED:
    #2

    The Best One Liner.

    The Best One Liner.

    matthdude Report

    #3

    Some Assembly Required

    Some Assembly Required

    HeathenMama541 Report

    Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

    Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

    There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

    #4

    A Bargain If You Ask Me

    A Bargain If You Ask Me

    thebombchu Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Damn You, Coronavirus.

    Damn You, Coronavirus.

    KyserSoze94 Report

    #6

    Fake Wasp Nest

    Fake Wasp Nest

    Subscrib-2-PewDiePie Report

    The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

    #7

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Galantis31 Report

    #8

    Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

    Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

    lil_nosebleed Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #9

    It’s A Me?

    It’s A Me?

    damionrux Report

    Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

    #10

    In Iowa

    In Iowa

    aldandnoa Report

    #11

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    insufficientcreddit Report

    #12

    No Words Necessary

    No Words Necessary

    Coltron_baeritto Report

    #13

    This Beautiful Thing

    This Beautiful Thing

    molestedbyapareot Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #14

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

    yellowfang_the-cat Report

    #15

    Perfectly Balanced...

    Perfectly Balanced...

    AChikenSamich Report

    #16

    MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

    MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes

    jwage Report

    #17

    It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

    It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

    Gniphe Report

    #18

    I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

    I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl

    cdauby0 Report

    #19

    A Good Deal

    A Good Deal

    obsessivetuna Report

    #20

    The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

    The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

    MythicalWhistle Report

    #21

    Not Having This Thing In My House.

    Not Having This Thing In My House.

    elizabubblehead Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #22

    Nice Ponch

    Nice Ponch

    6ix9ineWithAnAK Report

    #23

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

    lurker1159 Report

    #24

    Keep Louisville Weird

    Keep Louisville Weird

    Phoenix_Rising2020 Report

    #25

    A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

    A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

    alexsava24 Report

    #26

    Giant Airpod

    Giant Airpod

    kpeter1993 Report

    #27

    The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

    The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...

    Sir_Q_L8 Report

    #28

    Nice Ass Lamp

    Nice Ass Lamp

    goldenrobotdick Report

    #29

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

    reddit.com Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #30

    Found This On My Local Classifieds

    Found This On My Local Classifieds

    Strafe_Stopper Report

    Note: this post originally had 83 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.