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30 People Share Their “They Didn’t Realize I Spoke Their Language” Stories And They’re Hilarious (New Stories)
There are so many ways we can make a complete fool of ourselves. It's almost as if awkward situations are a quintessential part of the human existence. However, there are things we can do to limit the amount of embarrassment we go through. For example, stop assuming nobody speaks our language abroad.
For starters, bilinguals are a thing. Not to mention you could bump into another tourist from your country. Or an ex-pat. Sure, yelling insulting or vulgar stuff in public might give you the impression that you are all mighty and can say anything, but it's only a mirage.
Bored Panda collected another list of “They Didn’t Realize I Spoke Their Language” stories, and it's just as good as the first one. From racist old ladies telling black people to wash their skin off to obnoxious train passengers screaming that all Germans are Nazis. While in Germany. We've included it all, so scroll down, enjoy and upvote your faves!
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#1
I'm Dutch and my GF is Hungarian. I went to meet her parents for the first time af Christmass a couple of years back and my GF suggested that I should learn a couple words like: Hello, how are you. Those kind of things. I took it a step further and got a lot of help from 2 workmates, just to suprise my girlfriend and parents. When we got there, her father was not so keen of me being not Hungarian. He was saying some things to my girlfriend like "How will we ever communicate?" and "It's such a shame that you couldn't find someone who is Hungarian or at least speaks it". I look at my GF, then camly responded to her dad that although my Hungarian isn't the best, I will learn it for them because now they are my family too. I also thanked then for having me over and asked my GF's dad that I hope that one day he can accept me for who I am as a "Outsider" as how he likes to call it. The moment I did say that, he teared up and said that no one ever did some much for his daughter and his family in this way and he appreciates it very much. After that, A bottle of Palinka appeard on the table and from that moment on I don't remember much from that night. Now several years later, me and my GF's dad are really close although we live at the other side of Europe. Soon I will go again to Hungary for Christmas, And now I am planning to ask him for his daughter's hand. I hope I will pronouce it correctly
Femur! 6 years ago
This one was beautiful. IT make me cry :') I really love to read this stories. I'm having not the best of the times right now. And this positivism makes me feel less bad.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
Femur!, please know that you're not alone in your "not the best of times right now". I know it can feel isolating, but please also know, that there are random boredpandas, from all over the globe, wishing good things for you - in many languages and accents. <3 (p.s. I love how you're looking for, and celebrating the positives - I find it also helps me when I'm having times that aren't the best. I wish you only good things. :D )
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Benjámin Dorogi 6 years ago
Kudos to you, the fact that you learn a foreign language for a loved one is amazing by itself, but if that language is Hungarian... oh boy, you are a hero. Sometimes even the natives have difficulties with this magnificent whatthef*** of language :D
Kevin Camp 6 years ago
Small efforts and you've expanded your knowledge and found a whole new family.
Margaret Shannon 6 years ago
Sounds like even if you get it a little wrong all will be well. You made a good impression by making the effort!
Around the world, most people – estimates vary from 60 to 75 per cent – speak at least two languages, suggesting the human brain has evolved to work in multiple tongues.
Multilingualism has been reported to have many social, psychological and lifestyle advantages. And if they're not enough, researchers are finding health benefits from speaking more than one language, with faster stroke recovery and delayed onset of dementia being just a couple of examples.
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#2
This will get buried but oh well. About a year ago, I was in a café, just eating lunch when I overhear 2 French girls sitting next to me, talking about boys and stuff like that, nothing out of the ordinary. Then, one of them looks at me and says in French "That guy [me] is really cute. I want his number." 5 minutes later I go to leave and say (in French) "Thanks, I think you're cute too, I can give you my number if you still want it." She gets so embarrased while her friend is laughing her ass off. I gave her my number, and the girl is my girlfriend now.
Also, there are findings that suggest we might think different when we "switch" to another language. In the 1960s, psycholinguistics pioneer Susan Ervin-Tripp asked Japanese–English bilingual women to finish sentences in each language.
She found that the women ended the sentences very differently depending on which language they used. For example, “When my wishes conflict with my family…” was completed in Japanese as “it is a time of great unhappiness”; in English, as “I do what I want”. Another example was “Real friends should…”, which was completed as “help each other” in Japanese and “be frank” in English.
From this, Ervin-Tripp postulated that human thought takes place within language mindsets, and that bilinguals have different mindsets for each language.
#3
American who works abroad- it always baffles me how some American tourists seem to think that nobody else in the world speaks English. The one that comes to mind was at a train stop where some tourists who were clearly American were talking about how smelly everyone in the country was. Tourist A mentioned that Tourist B should keep her voice down, and Tourist B replied, "Why? None of them know what I'm saying." A guy standing behind them piped up with something like "Pretty much all of us speak English." The tourists faces dropped and they were silent until the train came. It was excellent.
Not what you think. 6 years ago
Wouldn't doubt if you told me that my fellow countrymen (USAians) claimed people in London don't speak English or they spoke it with weird accent. They might go ahead probably tell them to learn better English.
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Aunt Messy 6 years ago
Europeans all learn English in school. It's the language of international business. Only an idiot would think they're being clever by speaking English.
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
And then other Americans think everyone SHOULD speak English, even when in a non-English-speaking country!
R De Backer 4 years ago
Plus many people in Belgium speak 4 languages (English + the 3 official Belgian languages French, Dutch, German) or more (Spanish, Italian, Romanian…)
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covi16 4 years ago
Ignorant 'Muricans think their little colony of a country is better than the rest of the world xDD im-getting...152d6c.jpg 
#4
At 17, just after I got my driver's license, my dad allowed me to take his car. I was on my way to pick up my friend so we could go see a movie. I had a green light, was moving through the intersection, and was hit by a car running a red light. I hit my head, was confused and scared, and was incapable of moving. The accident took place less then five minutes from a hospital so I was packed up in an ambulance before I could think straight. I was in the same ambulance as the woman who hit me that was screaming about the pain in her knee. In the hospital we are wheeled into the same room and separated by a curtain. She called her family, speaking in Spanish, and told them to come to the hospital. A nurse gave me my phone and told me to call a parent. So I called my dad to come. Her family arrived first. I only took one year of Spanish and, while I couldn't follow the conversation, I could tell they were talking about me. My dad arrived then. He's completely fluent in Spanish though you wouldn't know it from looking at him. And, after hearing the other family's conversation he became enraged and began recording it on his phone. The gist of the conversation was this. The woman that ran the red light knew she was in the wrong but didn't have insurance. I was a young white girl "rich enough" to have a car. The police would believe her, the middle aged woman, if she claimed I ran the red light. When the police arrived to take statements they went to the woman first as the medical staff had already finished with her. (Inbetween the plan hatching she'd been screaming about how her knee hurt and the pain pills the nurses tried to give her were too big to swallow. I'd just been quiet and undemanding and simply answered questions asked of me and complied with any requests.) Then they came to talk to me. My dad asked if either officer could speak spanish. One did, so my dad played the recording. She got the ticket. The report stated she was at fault and I was not. And yet she still tried to sue me for her medical bills and the damage to her car. My mom was a secretary at a law office and her boss was kind enough to write her a letter full of legalese saying I'd countersue if she continued to harass me and I had the police reports stating she was at fault. It was an interesting few months.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
I did admit I was at fault in an accident. The only thing wrong with the other car was a small hole in the bumper which I could not be assured wasn't my fault. When the man who owned the car called (his son's were driving) he tells me that it's over $300 to fix his bumper (Back in 1994) and $89 for the replacement window. I was like "Window? I tapped your bumper?" He insisted the window shattered later on down the road when the boys went over a speed bump. I called auto-glass places to confirm..just so happens called the one where he took his car. The tech there showed me an arrowhead piece of glass indicating that someone struck the window with a hard object. And that bumper, went from small hole to torn apart. After taking pictures, calling auto body shops and his insurance company, he not only didn't collect a dime from me, his insurance company dropped his claim. When he tried to take it to collections, I told him if he pursued, I'd get him charged with fraud.
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Electric Ed 6 years ago
How does one's appearance alter when one becomes "completely fluent in Spanish"?
Coco 6 years ago
I was thinking exactly the same. Some racism there, isn't it?
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TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
I can't stand this behavior. We were stopped in a line of traffic at a red light and the guy behind us wasn't paying attention and rear-ended us. He then tried to say it was "both of our fault." How in the world are we at fault for being stopped at a red light?? He saw that we had a child in the car and tried making up a story saying "WE must have been distracted by the baby and stopped suddenly." We were not moving for a full 30 seconds before he hit us...He then tried leaving multiple times without providing his insurance information. Finally I told him if he left I would call the police and took pictures of his license place to identify him. He looked pretty well off, wife in tow, nice newer car, and valid insurance. I just don't understand why people have to be scum.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
That all kinds of sucks. Why can't people just take responsibility for their actions.
#5
So not me but a friend of mine. So he is a manager in a kitchen and when he got this sweet gig in a new kitchen it was like 90% Cuban women. Now my friend is straight up Irish, red hair, pale skin with freckles, green eyes, totally a white boy. His mother though was a Spanish teacher and raised him to speak fluent Castilian Spanish. Well for his first two weeks the ladies talked a lot of smack about him in Spanish to each other and totally dissed him non stop. He decided to let it roll and when the two weeks was up he held a big meeting with them all to go over the changes he was gonna make. He held the whole meeting in Spanish and he said every women's face just dropped and went bright red lol needless to say they stopped talking smack in Spanish.
Meami 6 years ago
Something similar happened to my daughter who is fluent in French (actually has a degree in the language). She was in line for a movie in a large city and some French tourists were standing behind her group talking a lot of smack about them and she turned around and thanked them for their "lovely" comments in French. They shut up in a hurry.
Gregg Bender 6 years ago
Love it. I was a little blonde haired, blue eyed boy raised in Puerto Rico and have often played that "hand of cards." 😆
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
I was out to dinner years ago in San Francisco with friends at a Benihana of Tokyo restaurant. The Japanese waitresses were talking smack to each other in Japanese about us and my girlfriend's husband very politely in Japanese asked for something. They were not happy being caught out doing a dishonorable thing.
Lynne Harbison 4 years ago
We were on a coach tour of Spain, Portugal and Morocco. Driver and tour leader Spanish. Woman on our tour spoke fluent Spanish and told all of us they were making derogatory comments about every passenger. At the end of the tour, all 35 of us had written notes to put in their envelopes for tips, no money. I would have loved to see their faces when they opened their envelopes and read the notes!
#6
Had a customer speaking korean and I heard them say the coffee was good and I said thank you in korean. They were super nice and tipped more than I thought they should have.
#7
I'm german, but also speak english. Like almost everyone in Germany. Once I was at a suburban train where I live and there were two Americans who were screaming, that all germans are nazis and that they are way better than every german and that the language is horrible... You get the point. Someone stood up and said "Do you really think you are the only people in the train who speak English?" They literally looked completely shocked and totally embarassed, while the whole train started laughing at them.
Teresa Taylor 6 years ago
This is the kind of c**p that makes people hate people from the US. First of all, we hijack an entire continent to identify ourselves and then act like a******s in other countries.
Paneeraq Karlsen 6 years ago
Pretty much everybody can speak english in Europe, the language did originated in europe.. I don't get why americans think that they are the only ones who speak english.. x) Most people in Europe speak at least 2 languages..
Karen Johnston 6 years ago
As an American, I'm horrified. I still find it funny, though. That being said, I hope that you don't think all Americans feel this way. I'm of German descent. All of my mothers grandparents were born in Germany. Not that that makes much difference here, but I remember being called a Nazi when I was little and we would discuss where our ancestors were from. It baffled me then and it still does. One thing I could point out, is that in order to travel to Europe from the US, you need to have a bit of money, and frankly rich people think they are entitled to everything. They are the rude ones.
Serena DuBois 6 years ago
As a fellow USA person, whose gotten sensitized to the USA hogging the name American, and whose background is great American mongrel [ Scots, Scots-Irish, English, French, Dutch, German, Spanish and Native American] I would sort of agree with you.i traveled to Europe on the cheap in 1975 and England in 1983. I couldnt afford it today. I think there are still Ugly Americans out there but also those of us who try to learn a little of the language we might need when we get there. There are also just as many stories circulating of French people who don't want to hear their language mangled. All of these is part of the tribalism taking over the world today. I HATE all of it wherever it turns up. I have to say, I love hearing stories of people accepting the attempts others make to communicate.
Load More Replies... Iggy 6 years ago
If you're speaking English in Germany, you will definitely be understood! I was very impressed with English language skills of every German I met.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
The Netherlands is the same. They speak better English than most of us (Americans). It's wild.
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Glynis Lailann 6 years ago
I don't get it - if these Americans thought so badly about the Germans, then why were they in Germany in the first place?
#8
I started dating a girl and decided I'd learn her language (Punjabi) but I obviously didn't tell her because I wanted to keep it a surprise. Anyways, that's how I found out she was cheating on me because I overheard her conversation with her friend. 8 months of effort gone in vain.
Hans 6 years ago
If you hadn't made the effort, you would have never known! And you now speak a new language. Totally worth it!
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
Not in vain. You found out your girlfriend is a cheater before you got more serious & you know a new language!
Ronel du Plessis 6 years ago
Not in vain. Can you imagine if you only found out later or even worse! MARRIED THE b....
Night Owl 6 years ago
Exactly my reaction, after two happy endings... But the 8 months of effort weren't in vain
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#9
French, English, German and Spanish. Have had some fun ones with the latter two. Once, German tourists were in town, talking about how North Americans are rude and dumb. I politely responded to them that generalizing all North Americans is dumb, and saying things like that was very rude. That shut them up. In Spanish, I was out with my partner, and a group of Spanish speaking boys started saying things about my partner that while I understand why they'd think them, you shouldn't say out loud, and what they'd do to her. I responded that this is what I thought of their mothers as I was having them the night before. Once again: triumphant silence and indignant shock was their reaction. The best polyglot story ever was my Godmother, who is this White-ass French Canadian who was raised in India, and speaks fluent Hindi and Marathi. So these two guys in an elevator start talking about her physique, berating her for being on the plumper side. As she exits the elevator, she says in fluent Hindi how their mums would not approve of how they were talking and treating women.
Your Local Lizard 5 years ago
SOMEBODY UPVOTE THIS ONCE MORE PLEASE SO ITLL BE 69 :D
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Kim Lee 6 years ago (edited)
Then you surround yourself with awful people. Sounds like a 'you' problem
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So I worked in Italy for 1,5 years and took Italian classes at our local library 2 times a week for the first day I moved there. When I was filing a complaint about a dirty and poorly maintained hotel room whilest checking in, I started off in English because I was tired and could communicate better in English. The guy working at the front desk then turned to his colleague and starting bitching about me in Italian. He said something among the line of "OMG this stupid tourist thinks she can come down here and tell me what to do, just tell her we're fully booked. Maybe if she was prettier, I would've helped her. Nice tits tho." I was startled to say the least. So I replied, without skipping a word: "Well boys, maybe if your Mom would've raised you better, you would know not to treat women like that. Now if you can cancel my reservation, that would be lovely. I don't think I will be staying in this hotel tonight, thank you." So yeah, I got my money back...
Donald Schofield 6 years ago
"So...." "So....." Please, enough of the unnessary "S0"s in your comments and speech. It really makes you look stupid. If you are stupid, keep saying it.
#11
Am ethnically Chinese but grew up learning German. I was in Germany for student exchange and attended a dorm party one night. Two German guys at the party started flirting with me and openly discussed who would be able to sleep with me that night. Played dumb and rejected both their advances. A week later at another party I conversed with other friends in fluent German in front of them. Their expressions were priceless.
#12
I am half English and half French. When I was 19 I used to run a football class for a summer school in my hometown in England. My dad was the modern language teacher of the private school which lead me to be pretty knowledgeable about how things worked. When walking through the street at the end of school term some French exchange students asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke so I told them as much and I carried on. I got 5 meters down the street before one said "eh merci fils de pute". This means oh thanks son of a b*tch. I turned back and asked them to repeat themselves. They apologised and were really suprised and also extremely embarrassed. Not nearly as shocked as when they turned up to gym class for their first summer class and I was their teacher...
Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
Back in the late 70s, during my punk days (see pic) I was in SF's Mission District and on my way to work I passed a small group of high school kids, a couple wearing ROTC uniforms and one of them muttered "Chinga puta" (in local slang: 'f*****g f****t') and I immediately spun around on my toes, raised myself to all of my 6'2" (185cm) and said "COMO pendejo?" (slang for 'WHAT no-balls (i.e.-pussy). Every bit of color drained from all three faces face and I had to stifle my laughter.
In reality it bothered me more that it was said by some ROTC twat than being called gay. 1978-Stan-...1e702f.jpg 
Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
In the late 1970s during my punk days (see pic) I was walking to my job at a club in San Francisco's Mission District and a kid in a high school ROTC uniform said to his friends, "Chinga puta" (local slang for "F-ing f*g") I turned around and said, "Como pendeja?" ("What ball-less one [i.e. pussy]?) All the color instantly drained from his face. In reality, it was more being insulted by some ROTC twat than being called gay that annoyed me.
Tahani 6 years ago
nope you can say eh as in oh like the person wrote. Et means and which they didn't say
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Guy MacGregor 6 years ago
Even though you are right, I don't see the link with the bilingual point. And your post is arrogant for no reason
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I’m a white blonde female, but I grew up learning Spanish and ended up living in Chile and Mexico for a time. I am pretty fluent in Spanish. I was 18 and getting my car fixed after an accident and I had to walk around back with one of the guys past the garage where all the mechanics were. This was in Arizona so almost everyone working there was Mexican or Hispanic. They started saying some really rude things about me in Spanish loudly and they were laughing. I understood them but was too embarrassed to say anything. With me being white they probably assumed I didn’t understand them. After my car was done I walked back around past the guys again. This time one of them said something along the lines of “I want to kill her with my di*k/ choke her”.... something like that. At that point I decided to turn and tell him off in Spanish and say that yes, I understood him, and I let him know how rude, offensive, and uncalled for that was. My Spanish isn’t perfect, and I probably didn’t get the exact point across that I wanted to because I was nervous and angry, but he and the coworkers clearly understood that I had heard them and knew exactly what they were saying. On my way home I called the car place and told the manager what happened and he said he would handle it. Idk what happened after that but I was young and shy and was proud of myself for how I handled it in the moment.
Baali Venomax 6 years ago
Be proud of that moment. Never let bullies disrespect you, in any language!
#14
I've heard my 2 aunts gossiping about me, for 2 hours in a car ride. I learned Farsi (which is what they spoke) by myself, so they had no idea I can suddenly understand them. From the moment I picked them up, to the moment we arrived to destination, they never stopped gossiping about me (in Farsi). They were sure I didn't understand them and they talked about EVERYTHING! My romantic life, my job, my studies.... At the end of the car ride I told them to have a good day, in Farsi. It was worth it all just to see the look of horror on their faces.
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
I have done this. Am English in Turkey. Been here a while so my Turkish is pretty good now. Particularly love using local jargon or slang. They then really know I understood any insults. Sneaky, I know, but I don't do it to them.
TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
I couldn't have held it in that long. For those in these stories who waited until the end to show they understand kudos to them!
Annemarie Mattheyse 6 years ago
Clearly the trick is to WAIT as long as possible for the big reveal so that the guilty parties can well and truly incriminate themselves!!! XD
Kjorn 6 years ago
no Wonder why people didn't like when people talk another language in front of them. exemple like that makes them think they talk about them behind their back.
Not what you think. 6 years ago
That may be true but if you don't understand what they are actually saying you don't know what they are talking about. In such cases you shouldn't worry about it because you aren't always the center of universe. For all we know they might be just saying they really need to let a big one out.
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#15
I used to be the manager at a hostel in Kingston, Jamaica about 3 years ago. I speak English, Spanish and understand German, Portuguese, Italian and French some what well enough to get the context. They would often talk negatively around the front desk before checking in about the locals and would say extremely disgusting racist things and would generalize about my fellow compatriots (I'm a local, but due to my Hispanic background I look Latino). "Jamaicans are so lazy", "These n-words are always trying to charge us more because we are tourists", "This country is a complete s**t hole and backward, no one here is educated". Since I had the right to refuse admission even if they had a booking, I would cancel their reservation and explain to them that it was due to the racist things they were saying, I was kind enough to issue a refund to these atrocious persons. The owner of the hostel would back me up and say "People like that shouldn't stay here anyway".
Iggy 6 years ago
If they hated it so much they should just stay home and stop ruining things for everyone else. They wouldn't be missed.
Umgreg Universe 6 years ago
Are you kidding? We send them over to other countries so we DON'T have to deal with them!
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Joyce Berman 6 years ago
Sometimes I wonder why people travel if they're not interested in getting to know the local culture and the country they're visiting.
TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
Again..I still don't understand how people can visit another country and feel that it's ok to talk trash about the people there! Scum scum scum!
#16
Hard to describe but I thought it was adorable. I was at a weekend retreat for people studying Sign Language. It was held at a residential school for the deaf and the children were away at home but a few teenagers were hanging around. A couple of the teen boys were trying to flirt with a girl. I wasn’t paying close attention, and I’m not fluent anyway, but I could tell one boy was asking the other boy to talk to the girl for him, probably because he was too shy to talk to her himself. Finally I "overheard" (oversaw?) the boy ask her "What is your weight?" The girl looked confused and a little disgusted. He repeated the question. The first boy slapped the second boy's hands away and emphatically signed "What is your NAME?" The girl was happy enough to answer that and I was glad none of them could hear me laugh out loud.
Ronel du Plessis 6 years ago
I am learning sign language at the moment. Gosh it is difficult! I could, how ever, help a deaf person find a shop he was looking for in my hometown. Kroonstad, South Africa.
Cori 6 years ago
Good for you! That is a beautiful thing to do! I spent a few years working with people with disabilities and picked up a little sign language. I don't remember much but to this day I can still emphatically sign 'No! Stop!' I worked with a young man who was deaf, autistic and had some intellectual disabilities. He liked to turn the radio up crazy loud and would try to grab the steering wheel when I tried to drive him places. 😳 I signed 'No! Stop!' a lot. He was a sweetheart and I adored him, but he was sort of the human equivalent to a puppy who doesn't realize how big he is.
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Don Golosso 6 years ago
This is one of the cuter ones. Especially because the shy one did get the courage to talk when his friend messed up.
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
I was taking an American sign language class & my teacher told us of a former student who was working as dorm staff at a deaf school & was new & still learning sign. She was offering the senior boys a slice of pizza by making a triangle with her thumbs & index fingers. They started cracking up. That means vagina.
Vermonta 1 year ago
I took it in college when my daughter was 4 yo and taught her some key words. At holiday dinners I could give a quick sign across the table to my daughter to basically knock it off. Anyone else notice how with ASL signs with men use the forehead (brain) and signs for women use the chin (mouth)?
da silva 4 years ago
Cute. 🥰 I used to be a sign language interpreter at my church at the wkds (Volunteer) I worked in a dental clinic in town . One day a “deaf” man came to the clinic with some little cards saying that he’s was deaf and unemployed. He was asking for money. He came to the reception and started to move his hands as if he was using sign language. While people were starting to look for money to handle to him I started a conversation in sign language. “Hi, good morning, what’s your sign name?” The man kept pointing at his ears and gesticulating with his hands. So I realized he was a scammer. He didn’t wait for the money. He left in a hurry.
Vinniegret 5 years ago
I could see how that could happen. Weight and name are kind of similar. MANY signs have embarrassingly similar gestures.
#17
Used to teach in Korea in a fairly small town. Some kids I taught told me about their grandma. She saw a black man at the train station and muttered at him, in Korean, to go wash his skin. She, of course, assumed there was no way he spoke Korean but he immediately answered back, in Korean, “Don’t hate, grandmother.” She was so shocked and embarrassed she just stood up and left the station. Took the afternoon train instead.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
It's funny how most racists will take free will to speak their mind when they think no one else is listening. As soon as you call them out, they are embarrassed, apologetic and can't get away fast enough. If you feel that guilty being caught saying something like that, then don't say it. And if you don't feel guilty about saying something like that, then you're an A**hole.
hunger games 6 years ago
they don't feel sorry about being that was there sorry that they got caught
Load More Replies... Kim Lee 6 years ago
Happens with me all the time. I'm only half, but I've had some full Koreans say things about my skin color and hair and I've had the pleasure of either speaking Korean around them or they figure out who I am in the community. Either way, they are usually remorseful but I wish people would just realize that, with education and communication all over the world becoming quick, easily-accessible, and commonplace, just because someone LOOKS a certain way doesn't mean they do or do not understand. I have full-Korean friends here in the U.S. adopted by White families that do not know a lick of Korean but everyone else Korean tends to assume they just KNOW the language.
TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
Why do people think it's ok to say such awful things about other human beings??
#18
I was working downtown (in the US) in a part of the city that is mainly tourists and waited on a Chinese family one day. The restaurant is the equivalent of a sit down chain like Olive Garden. I greeted them in English and they responded in English, so I figured that this would be the best method of communication since they did not ask if I spoke Cantonese. Once I moved onto my next table I heard the mother tell the father that it is such a shame that my parents worked so hard for me to not speak Cantonese and work at a restaurant. I went through the whole meal speaking in English and at the end as I was handing them the bill, I said in Cantonese that "it was a pleasure serving you and I hope you come again soon". The mother's face dropped and she thanked me profusely and left a decent tip. I might speak English well, but I also know how to work the Chinese guilt.
Craig Reynolds 4 years ago
You would think that a person from a culture that puts so much importance on "face", would avoid doing things that cause them to lose it!
#19
I’m French. I was in NYC, on top of the Empire State Building and a young couple was standing next to me admiring the view, the guy turns to his gf and says in French "ahh I need to s**t so bad". I couldn’t not laugh.
Kristof De Smet 6 years ago
Should have realised that in such a tourist hotspot, there could have been some people who could understand...
TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
You mean you've never had to poop before? And don't feel comfortable enough with your partner to tell them? This really doesn't seem like a big deal to me..perhaps there would be a nicer way to say it but still. People have to poop... *shrug*
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I grew up in Thailand and can speak fluent Thai but I'm mixed race so I look pretty white. This happened when I was about 14 and wearing red lipstick for the first time. I was coming home on the sky train. This older lady turned to her husband and basically said that foreigners always dress like sluts and that she feels sorry for my parents for raising such a degenerate. Luckily my Thai mom called to ask which station I had gotten to so I was just talking to her in perfect Thai. The woman's face was priceless. I kinda wish I had some witty retort before I got off the train but I was really shy and didn't really stand up for myself at that age.
#21
American tourists being totally oblivious that a heck lot of people in Europe are fluent in English. I'm Swiss, which means I've learned 2-3 languages in school before the age of 18. It's always great fun to see peoples faces turn white or bright red when I respond to what they're saying in their language. But American tourists seem to forget the fact that English is being widely spoken a lot. When I was working in retail I once had a family of 6 (parents, children, granddad) coming into my store, touching everything and making snide comments about the prizes along the lines of "it looks so cheap" and "how do these people even live here, they must all be crazy rich" . Then they'd side-eye me and comment on my clothes like "nah, look at her" and "maybe her boyfriend is rich and she isn't even Swiss". You'd bet I had the nicest smile on my face when I went over and asked them if they needed some help finding a product in my best American English. The dad ushered the kids out of the store while the mom and granddad asked me with horrified expressions if I heard what they had said. That day was very satisfying.
queen...<3 6 years ago
I apologize on behalf of the rude tourists. It's really unfortunate when someone comes to another country and thinks they are "higher up" than them, and think they could be rude.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
I get what you are saying but if you read through all these posts you'll find that rudeness is not an American thing. It seems everybody could use a class in manners and kindness.
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Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
A good retort to store for next time is: "It's amazing how well the sound of bigotry travels, even in a crowded room."
Joyce Berman 6 years ago
I'm American, but I speak French fairly well and am learning Spanish and German. I've never heard anyone talking about me, but have overheard conversations in elevators and stores. People shouldn't assume that no one can understand them.
Helen Haley 6 years ago
Unfortunately, a lot of the americans who can afford to travel abroad are the ones with enough money to feel entitled to be rude to whomever they want. Whether they speak the same language or not.
Kjorn 6 years ago (edited)
lot of american didn't realise than europe most people speak more than one language, unless most american Don't even bother to lean spanish even if lot of people live there speak spanish. i live in province of quebec (canada) and even if we are a french-speaking place (apart from Montréal, the rest of the province it's almost 100% french-speaking) it's important to realise the go to language is English. i didn't learn it it school (it's not well teached) i learn it myself with book and tv. it's so much more satisfying to Watch movie and tv show in the native language.
Shelby P 6 years ago
That's because a lot of US citizens (of which I am one but not always proud to admit) are so self centered, racist, and ignorant that 'we' can't be bothered to learn another language even when or especially because half the population speaks something other than English. They expect all people are nasty as they are. Languages open doors while narrow minds close them up tight.
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Barbara Vandewalle 6 years ago
Yet so many immigrants, to the US, refuse to learn English. Sadly about the only foreign language taught in the US schools is Spanish. Though some schools are starting to add French. Leaves a lot to be desired.
Whawhawhatsis 6 years ago
The schools I went to many years ago taught French and German as well as Spanish. And my daughter took Russian in school, while my son studied Japanese. Don't assume other languages aren't taught in US schools because they are.
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Michelle LAVAL 6 years ago
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#22
I speak French and English but people wouldn’t think it because I’m Asian. I also wrestle. I was at a tournament and a group of French wrestlers showed up. They assumed that o my their team knew French. I won my weight class and completely annihilated the French kid. Later, I’m in the change room getting dressed, when in walks the French kid and his teammates. They are speaking in French and his teammates are like “that’s the kid you lost to? How? He doesn’t even look tough.” And some racist/derogatory comments. Before leaving, I turn to the kid, and in perfect French say “that was a great match. I had a lot of fun wrestling you. Have a great day.” The three of them stood their, jaw to the ground as I walked out.
Ronel du Plessis 6 years ago
I would walk out and tell them to please pick up their jaws since it makes the place look messy
#23
Not me, but a teacher of mine Teacher, who spoke both fluent French and fluent German, was on a horse drawn tour of a city, sitting in the center row of the carriage. A French couple sat in the rear row, and a German couple with small children sat in the front. The children were tired and cold and making a small fuss, but nothing outrageous. The French couple started insulting the parents and children in French, snidely. The German family didn't speak French and had no idea what was going on, trying to soothe their children and enjoy the ride. Teacher scolds the French couple in French, saying something along the lines of "if you two bitter people ever manage to hold this relationship together, you'll likely be in the same situation one day. Show some decorum." Teacher then turned to German couple and, in German, reiterated what the French were saying about them and what he said in return. The German couple asked him to convey their apologies, their hotel room wasnt ready and the children hadn't eaten yet, and they were killing time until they could check in. That they were sorry for disrupting their evening. Teacher did. French couple looked embarrassed. Teacher spent the rest of the evening visiting with the German family in German.
Katchen 6 years ago
Why did the teacher feel the need to tell the German couple they were being bad mouthed? And how did the teacher know the Germans couldn’t understand French?
Fuck i forgot the pizza!! 5 years ago
If they could they might have said something back
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Bruce Nielsen 6 years ago
C'est merveilleux quand deux - It's wonderful when two sprachen kollidieren zur gleichen zeit im gleichen satz. - languages collide at the same time in the same sentence.
Don Golosso 6 years ago
How overly polite of the Germans to apologize to the bastard French couple.
Michelle LAVAL 6 years ago
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#24
Very innocent comment towards my Dad, but regardless they clearly didn't think I could understand them. I once overheard some middle aged guys say that my Dad looks like "the oldest kid from The Brady Bunch if he grew up" in Spanish. My dad was down the aisle getting something and I was manning the cart and they were semi near me. I just start laughing because my mom had a crush on Greg from The Brady Brunch as a kid,so it was perfect! Even my Dad's name is Greg! No one was offended, but the guys did look scared for a minute.
TeeMarieTisMe 5 years ago
How funny, I'm glad it wasn't anything derogatory. Side note: My dad looked like Peter Brady growing up!
#25
It happens to me all the time because I look middle-eastern when I'm really hispanic. I was working at a coffee shop and two hispanic men came in talking mad s**t about our food and confused about the menu. Right in front of me the guy's like "Lets ask this guy" "This guy? What's this camel gonna know about anything here" (I guess camel is a slur for middle eastern or something?) I responded in Spanish and it was back-peddle o'clock.
Laana 6 years ago
What does it mean? English is not my 1st language,so can’t get the connotation. Thanks 😊
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Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
This reminds me of an incident with my ex. She's Egyptian but for all the world looks Mexican. We were taking a bus cross country for a trip, and she was having trouble following the English instructions being given to her rapid fire by one of the employees with an incredibly heavy accent. The employee notices her confusion and, without skipping a beat, switched over the Spanish and started barking orders like my ex was incompetent. I had to politely tell the employee that while I understand every mean comment she made, my ex "only" knows Arabic, English, and French and she just needed to slow down while speaking English.
#26
English and Italian. I am fluent in Italian and find it the most beautiful language. I like the culture and history. Anyway, was young and chose as a starting point for two week trip across the Europe Italy. My friends speak only English. So we are at the bar, and talking with some locals. One of them is a girl so cute that , at the time, I would never had courage to approach. We all speak English, but she turns to her friend to tell her silently that she wonders if I am good kisser and she plans to find out. I stayed in Milan for few days longer than planned.
Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)
I agree, Italian is a beautiful language. And it's so musical. It's my favorite language even though I understand only some parts of it (I never formally learned it but I always wanted to), I mostly learned it through a soap (after a while I tried to wach it without titles and understood almost every word) and I also love Verdi's opera.
Not what you think. 6 years ago
I want to learn Italian but I am worried my hand will get tried every time I speak it. :)
kathryn stretton 6 years ago
Yes. Italian is a beautiful language. Almost musical. Wish I could speak it.
Mary Stiles 6 years ago
Yeah, Italian is a beautiful language, and I recommend that if you want to learn it, you could use Duolingo, I'm learning italian on there and it is very helpful, when it comes to learning a different language.
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On the tram in Munich I heard some drunk American tourist talking about how she didn’t realize some guy had left a condom inside her for a few days. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that like 90% of the people there could understand her.
Kristasaurus Rex 6 years ago
How did a guy leave a condom in her? Does she usually have guys that retrieve them? I have so many questions.
Helen Haley 6 years ago
You do realize when a woman showers, she does not reach up her vagina, right?
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Fuck i forgot the pizza!! 5 years ago
she cant wash it out it might be stuck
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Helen Haley 6 years ago
Pretty easily actually, how do you think we can do things like a nuvaring, or tampons? Something designed to not actually be felt, like a condom, wouldn't even register.
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I was sitting in my grandmother's living room. I hadn't been there since I was 7(I'm 19 in this story) and had said nothing as at that time I was a quiet introvert. My two aunts were talking about how I was "A stupid American" and "How I never could understand the language of my family". I then smiled and said "You know I understood everything you just said, right?" They didn't talk to me for a while after that.
#29
Sometimes my students forget I speak Russian, and start saying stuff that is way inappropriate for English class. The best was when this one boy, who always finishes his work early and fidgets around with things, was pretending to swallow a pencil. Another boy, who thinks he's very funny, said in Russian, "I always knew you could deep-throat." That kid turned a beautiful color when I reminded him I could understand.
Night Owl 6 years ago (edited)
and so funny too :D (well, for everyone except for the two kids)
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#30
All the Mexicans at work insult my white ass every. F**king. Day. They still don't know I can understand them.
Ronald Morrison 4 years ago
No!! Not ever! More fun and more valuable to be in that position.
Load More Replies... Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
I'd say: "Es extraño cómo los racistas suenan igual en todos los idiomas."
William Shelton 5 years ago (edited)
i lived in Mexico City for three years but am visibly not Mexican. One day I was walking through Chapultepec Park with my wife, who very clearly IS Mexican. We passed by a couple of teenagers who took one look at us and popped off with "F*****g gringo (American)". I turned and replied in perfect Spanish. "I'm not a f*****g gringo. I'm a f*****g German!." They were stunned. Oh, by the way, I actually am a 'gringo".
Iggy 6 years ago
You need to go wash your mind/mouth/keyboard out with soap. There's no room for racism here.
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I'm bilingual (going tri-lingual) and I have a full traditional Japanese sleeve. Day before thanksgiving was at a Korean/Chinese jjajangmyeon restaurant. My family and I sat down and behind me, there was a kid...maybe 10/11 and saw my sleeve. His eyes got BIG and told his mom "im going to get tattoos" in his native tongue (which I speak as well). Mom was shocked and stated "if you get tattoos, you'll end up homeless, nobody will like you, you wont have a job, and you'll be a criminal." I turned around and said "I have a career, have a BIG house, and am not a criminal" She turned very red with embarrassment, got her order, asked them to pack it for her and they left. My family and I had a good laugh
Renee Gauthier 6 years ago
I don't know why people think people with tattoos are broke. Tattoos are freaking expensive.
EM 6 years ago
Stad le bhith a ’cleachdadh daoine le cànanan air thuaiream! Tha e neònach a bhith a ’cleachdadh google translate, mar sin eadar-theangaich a’ Ghàidhlig Albannach seo.
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“That guy is so pretty! Look at his hair” a teenage girl said to her mother. I responded in their language with “thank you” and a wink. The mother died of laughter while the daughter died of embarrassment.
#33
I speak Russian, I have for a while now but I keep that a secret from most people, even my wife doesn't know much about me speaking Russian, she just knows I say something every once in a while. I traveled to Russia because I for one wanted to see the Red Square and I wanted to buy a Russian Nesting Doll. As I was in line waiting for my turn at a small convenient store outside Moscow a lady behind me knew I was American from my 5.11 American backpack, she then proceeded to tell her boyfriend or husband "Americans always try to ware military clothes to hide the fact that they are weak." Once she said that I first greeted her and then told her that I am a Military veteran and that no just because I'm wearing military clothes doesn't mean I'm pretending to be military. Meanwhile her SO was trying his hardest not to laugh and just plain walk out. After that I bought what I needed and left for Moscow, I ended up getting my Nesting Doll and see the Square but that moment was by far the best.
#34
My great grandmother. Great grandma and grandma were in an elevator. Two women started speaking in Yiddish, "Oh look at the poor washer woman". As my great grandmother got off, she turned and said "I can understand everything you said. Be nice."
#35
Am from the US. Was visiting a friend in Germany. Her friend didn't know I could speak the language. When she walked up to us at a restaurant she said, "Where is your friend staying? He is sexy. I'll take him home with me." I responded with "Sounds good, I'll cancel my hotel."
Tina Hugh 6 years ago
It’s not funny. Reread the posts here and reflect on the disrespect shown to women. Now put on your thinking cap and consider how many men are brutalized and raped by women versus the other way around. Are you starting to understand the difference between men’s and women‘s perspectives now?
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I was at a ferry once and there was a Swedish couple sitting next to me for a solid 30 min talking about sex and talking shit about their friends and the other passenger's when it was time to leave I said: "excuse me can you move?" in Swedish and the look on their faces was pretty priceless.
#37
Actually I was the one who embarassed myself here. My brother and me went to this huge concert in Stockholm. Even though we both speak Swedish, we communicated in German as usual - expecting few to no people to understand what we're saying. Big mistake. So then there's this girl making her way through the crowd past us shortly before the concert begins. She's using the good ole "I-bought-2-beers-so-I-can-sneak-closer-to-the-stage-pretending-to-have-a-friend-there-trick". In an animated voice, my brother says something along the lines of: "Hey honey, why don't you stay here?", mimicking some creepy 50-year old with a thick German accent. The girl isn't reacting. I then continue telling my brother: "How about I just grab this girls second beer and chug it right in front of her?". Of course, I had no intentions of doing that as we we're just making up funny scenarios. The second I said it the girl turns around, looks us dead in the eye and proceeds to tell us that she also is from Germany. Needless to say our faces turned red as tomatoes instantly.
#38
In high school I spoke Spanish fairly well. It was not common for that time and for my area. A family was buying groceries, and as I was ringing up the items the father said "he has not seen the stuff on the bottom, dont get it." I rank up what was on the belt, and sat there, after a few moments I asked about the stuff on the bottom. They would not look at me for the next 2 mins or so of the transaction.
Megan Curl 6 years ago
Moral of the story: dishonest parent passing along the tradition. Disgusting!
#39
i was sitting in an uber pool. two korean guys from a music school were in the back seat while i was in the front. they were discussing sex at first, but then they started talking about women in a super disparaging way. things like "you have to try a white girl at least once, they're different," "if you just play music for them they'll take their clothes off," except the rated R version. the uber algorithm decided i should be dropped off first. the one asked his friend, "where are we going?" in korean. i answered in english, "he's dropping me off first." they said "oh," in unison then quickly changed the subject to "hey have you eaten yet" lmao
Annabell H. 6 years ago
Ok that is funny. “Oh hey have we had dinner yet” I think if I made the mistake of talking sh*t about people and got caught that’s how I’d react
#40
I grew up in a border city in Texas. My immigrant parents taught us Spanish, and although they knew English they weren't confident enough to teach me and my brother. So, in elementary school I went to "bilingual classes" taught in Spanish in which we would learn the same thing as monolingual normal classes, but in Spanish. We would be taught English slowly through the years, supposedly. But, the thing about public schools is, they suck. Needless to say, most of us did not learn English at all, and by the time we moved on to middle school me and my old classmates would form our own clique. We didn't understand the other students, and would just keep to ourselves. I, on the other hand watched TV every day, I watched it religiously. So, at some point I started watching TV shows in English (with subtitles) and naturally picked up the language after a while, I could read it and understand it but could not really speak it. It was during this point in middle school that I realized a bunch of the other students loved talking s*it about us. They would approach my friends and under the guise of teaching them English, they would try to goad then into saying shit like "I am a retard." because they knew my friends didn't understand. So one day I had enough, and I snitched on them to my homeroom teacher. I told her what was happening to a few of the students (in broken English) and she assured me she would pay more attention and stop them from continuing to do it. It wasn't until a few weeks later that some of the kids got caught and punished for doing that sort of stuff. After this I realized the importance of learning other languages. Now I speak English and Spanish and I can read and understand French, and read a little bit of Chinese and German. I hope to one day travel abroad and be able to speak the languages spoken in those countries, to get a more fulfilling experience.
Jette Wang Wahnon 5 years ago
GOOD ON YOU !! the more languages you speak the better your life..
#41
Strangers in my city. They were German and I am half German half Italian (I live in Italy guys) and they asked me in english where they had to go to reach the city center. I told them where (in english again) and than put my headphones on,but I could hear them say: "look,I told you,not every Young person is bad. For example this girl:she could have ignored us but she helped us" (in German) they were an old couple. I love these two.
#42
Employees at the Asian market dont think I know Mandarin, they talk some mad shit about everyone shopping there, and they some racists MF's. I hear "watch the black ones they steal" quite often and they comment on people's weight a lot.
#43
In high school, I spent a month in Germany as an exchange student. The family had a son my age. Everyone I met commented on the fact that they had never met an American who could speak German. Until they met me. One night I shortly after I arrived, I was at a party. Two girls about my age sat down close to me and started talking. I tried to look oblivious. Girl1 (In German): Isn't that the American boy staying with Peter? Girl2 (German): Yes. He's rather cute, yes? Girl1 (German): Yes! I'm going to say something! Girl1 (English): Hey! Aren't you the American staying with Peter? I'm Birgitte, and this is Hilde. Me (In German): Yes, I am! It's nice to meet you both! They both turned bright red. It was one one of the funnest trips I've ever had.
#44
People in the PRC used to kill me, because they ALWAYS assume that the white girl does not understand Chinese....*even if they have just interacted with the very white girl, in Chinese, about two seconds ago*. My favorite instance was when I walked into a convenience store, asked the clerks where something was, went to buy it, and had the clerk turn to the other clerk, and laugh about how he was going to short change the dumb laowai (foreigner). The dumb laowai was not pleased.
María Hermida 6 years ago
A couple of years ago I went out for dinner in my town in Spain, with some Spanish classmates in my Chinese class and the teacher, who is and looks Spanish but obviously speaks perfect Chinese. We went to a Chinese restaurant, but we were beginners so nobody spoke any Chinese. There were few customers, and we could hear the Chinese waiters, but we didn't understand. Suddenly my teacher started to laugh, because they were criticising us, saying "those stupid foreigners speak all the time instead of eating". She called the manager in Spanish and when he arrived she told him in Chinese: "this stupid foreigner can speak Chinese, and, by the way, I'm not a foreigner here, you are". The manager was speechless!
安娜貝拉李 6 years ago
I'm a blonde-haired blued eyed American, and people always insult me because I dress like a punk. I have overheard many Chinese families talking about me in Mandarin during New Year's events, and I normally put up with it. Once, I was buying a clay doll during the Chinese New Year's event downtown, and a woman was talking to her kids, telling them that if they dress like I did, they would become a criminal and go to jail for multiple years. A few minutes later, I responded to them, "You can dress however you would like to. Don't feel like you have to be judged," in fluent Chinese. Their mother was astounded and walked off with red in her face.
#45
I was eating at a restaurant in Quebec -- where seriously everyone speaks at least some English who isn't super old -- and a couple who only spoke English sat there and bitched about everyone around them as if no one could understand a word they were saying. It was crazy because we were speaking English (albeit, not so obnoxiously loud as to draw everyone's attention, as they were) a couple of tables over. Anyways, it was embarrassing for them at first. Then downright terrible as they even made fun of their waitress right in front of her. Eventually a manager came out and basically told them to f**k off. But as they went people were commenting loudly in english, and I'm surprised people didn't actually clap.
#46
My wife's family asked her " I thought you didn't date white guys" She says "He's Mexican and he understood you." I smiled and nodded. After that, I was repeatedly asked If I'm sure I'm not white.
EM 6 years ago
Classmate of mine is Indian but looks black. Because of that, the black kids at school let him say the N-word, but he was not allowed to give N-word passes.
Emma, The Yellow Teletubby 6 years ago
I have really light-skinned Hispanic friends and I know for a fact they know the struggle lol
#47
I was on my way to a job interview in North America, 2001. Didn't have a car so I had called a cab. I overheard the 35 year old driver speaking to dispatch on the radio. I couldn't tell if it was Polish, Ukrainian, or Russian so I asked "do you speak Russian", in Russian. It was literally the only thing I knew how to say, because it was on the Pimsleur brand language tapes I had just started a few days earlier. He sat up straight like he was hit with lightning and began asking me questions one after another in his language. Despite explaining that I was just learning and couldn't really understand, he insisted the ride was free. Wouldn't even accept a tip. The meter said "$46.50"!
#48
When I was 13 my family moved to Switzerland. At first I didn’t understand french at all, but slowly i began to learn. My classmates didn’t realize I was learning though, so I got to hear them “discreetly” argue about who had to sit next to me, or who had to put me on their team in gym :(
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 6 years ago
Hate to say it, but this is school kids everywhere, even when it's in a language they're perfectly aware you can understand. :(
ADHORTATOR 6 years ago
Talking about WWII to swiss people "What war...oh and thank you for the gold!" :-)
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ASL for many years. Had a deaf best friend and learned for him. Downtown PDX one afternoon, waiting on the MAX, guy walks up and starts talking in what I assumed was the most broken English I'd ever heard. After a few "I'm sorry, man, can't help", he signs... The sign... For "sign?". Phone goes in my pocket, water bottle set down, I'm ready to help. Motherf**ker asked me if I knew where to get heroin.
Kristof De Smet 6 years ago
? In my language (Dutch or Flemish, as you wish) 'Lul' means c**k or d**k, so in a language thread...:-D
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Not me, but my dad and uncle. So, we live in Wales, and my dad and uncle were in a store, and they were looking for something (a light bulb, I think), and so they asked these two guys for assistance, and because they don't have very thick accents, these guys assumed they were English, and then proceeded to take the piss out of my dad and uncle in welsh. Anyway, they found what they were looking for, and they went to pay, and it was the one who was taking the piss out of then most, and my dad, being the absolute legend that he is, only spoke Welsh whilst paying for the item. My dad told me that he had never seen someone's face drop harder
#51
So I speak like 1.2 languages English and Japanese. My Japanese is poor but gets me around town, let's me be pleasant in the most basic conversation, order food and beer, and try to pick up girls. I was on a bus in Australia one time and overheard the two girls on the bus say something along the lines of "those guys are cute/cool". I responded with something of along the lines" Thanks! You're cute too. Would you like to drink beer with us?" In Japanese. They were shocked! They did not get a beer with us be I did get her phone number. Fortunately for me, her English is much better than my Japnesee and we did meet up after!
#52
I‘m from Switzerland and I can speak German and English. One summer my friend invited me to a vacation to Florida. Pretty much at the beginnning of that vacation her family and I went to a McDonalds for quick bite. We had to wait a little but there was this really cute cashier there. My friend and I were openly talking about how cute he was in Swiss-German, which is basically just an dialect even some Germans don‘t understand. So we did that a lot in Florida. Well the line moved eventually and we were in front of that cashier. He smiled at us and asked us if were from Switzerland. We nodded and then he told us how his family used to have mainly Au-Pairs from Switzerland and he knew some German. We went red and he thought it was very funny and was flattered. At least I hope so lol.
#53
So once when I used to work at GameStop and this lady and her older mother walked in and they started to speak Spanish to each other looking for a game that the lady’s son wanted for Christmas. They eventually find it and then they come to the register and this is where the fun begins. (Now I do speak fluent Spanish but because of a recent work incident I didn’t speak Spanish to people unless they asked me to). So this lady and her mother are trying to gather their dollars together and while they’re gathering the money I asked them if they wanted to add insurance on to their game for $3 and the lady looks up and says yes and then resumes to look for more money and then they finally get together the original $11 that it cost to buy the game but we’re surprised to when it said $14 on the screen. The mother of the child asked why it went up to $14 and I said because of the insurance for the game, the lady then says I don’t want the insurance. The lady’s mother then asked why it jumped up and the her daughter said “He added insurance without telling me” in Spanish then her mother proceeds to say “Wow, he’s just trying to take advantage of people for not speaking his language”. This ladies and gentleman is where I lost and went full Spanish speaking mode and explained to both of them what was going on and they both apologized and they paid for the insurance and didn’t say a word for the rest of the transaction.
#54
I’m half korean, and can understand fluent Korean and can only respond in simple Korean or I just respond in English. But I was eating by myself in a korean restaurant and the servers were speaking korean, literally shit talking me. I just looked up at them as soon as they were talking among themselves about me, and they noticed and just dispersed / went separate ways. I’ve talked to other half korean folks I know and we’ve all talked about similar experiences of full korean folks talking shit, all the while them not realizing we understand what they’re saying. It’s embarrassing. Edit: I didn’t think this was going to blow up! I in no way am saying that all full Koreans are racist, or treat half Koreans like crap or anything. I have been told that I look more white than korean. I have blue hair, some nostril piercings and I don’t remember what I wore that day but that’s what they were talking about! They were talking about my appearance. Unfortunately this was just a recent example, i used to hear more comments when I was younger. I think people are more open minded now, interracial couples werent as accepting back then like it is now imo! But this was purely people not realizing I can understand them when they’re speaking their native tongue.
Carol Emory 6 years ago
Don't worry about it. If people are getting their undies in a twist, then perhaps they can start calling out people that speak their language when they hear them talking c**p about someone else. I've called out racists white folks for talking c**p about my black coworkers when they aren't around. It's like "Dude..I may be white, but they're my friend and I work with them. Do you really think I'm going to support your bigotry?"
hunger games 6 years ago
I'm mixed half black and half white and when people ask me what race I am and I tell them that I'm mixed but they just can't believe that i'm mixed and then insist that I must be Mexican or native american anything but what I am and honestly its kinda insulting. l know my parents and race you don't so don't go telling me what race I am!
#55
One flight attendant to another in an elevator: "I'm farting now". My boyfriend and I just giving each other the WTF- look
Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago
Make sure to pull the straps of the oxygen mask and breath normally.
ADHORTATOR 6 years ago
There is only oxygen for 15 seconds so use it carefully
Load More Replies... #56
I took a youth group to Six Flags. We had extra tickets from a couple of no-shows, so I decided to scalp them. A Korean family walked up and I made my pitch. They conferred together in Korean. I'm a white guy, but I lived in rural Korea for a year and bargained with a lot of shopkeepers, so I knew their counter-offer and what they were willing to pay before they announced it in English.
#57
A polish guy at work started swearing at me profusely in his tongue , I learned a little polish from a friend , I told him I understood everything he just swore at me whilst I stared him dead in the eye . He didn’t say another word
#58
I used to work at a name brand retail store. This attracts a lot of Chinese clients as Chinese people are really big on name brand products. Most of our Chinese clients are tourists or people who've moved to the US later in life and don't speak that well and prefer to speak in Chinese. I hate dealing with actual Chinese clients because their manners are usually not the best and once they know you speak Chinese they start demanding lots of stuff from you. So at work, I avoided speaking Chinese as much as possible, leading to me to insulted many times by them thinking I don't understand. I've been called all kinds of profanities and blamed for cheaping them out and not giving them better prices or free stuff(this is a retail store not the street market). I usually don't confront these people but one time this older lady in her 70s yelled "HURRY UP" to my face in Chinese. He daughter turns to her and told her even if you tell her to hurry up she can't understand you. Only reason why it was taking longer than usual was because she wanted me to individually wrap everything she bought. So I decided to take my time, give her the shopping bag and said "慢走" which is a formal greeting Chinese people use when people are leaving their house/store. I'll never forget the old lady's face when I said that.
#59
Kind of the reverse situation. My best friend lives in America with me, but was born and raised in China. When he first came to America, he went to NYC for a few days with a tourist group. For background, the mandarin word for "that" is "那个" which happens to sound quite a bit like the N word. Well at one point, my friend was walking down n the street with one of his friends from China speaking mandarin and was pointing some things out and, rather loudly, said "that, that, that, and that!" Luckily the people who were about to punch him realized pretty quickly how poor his English was at that point
Keanric Choy 6 years ago
Can confirm. 那个 is pronounced "na ge" and depending on your accent it may come out as "nei-ger"
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
ah, the 'fun' of multiple languages, and accidentally sounding offensive due to accents / mispronunciation. :o Been there, and done that a few times in my life. Eek!!
Load More Replies... #60
I speak mandarin, heard some weird s*it, “I wouldn’t marry you if you owned all the kittens in the world” overheard in a restaurant was great. But I also speak some French, and while in Baltimore airport, I overheard a little girl, who was pointing at a huge ass preying mantis on the window and say “it’s not going to come on the airplane is it?” Adorable.
MermaidQueen 6 years ago
The "I wouldn't marry you if you owned all the kittens in the world" dude prolly said he had a kitten as a weak attempt to get the lady to marry him. He tried, at least.
#61
Once some people were speaking in my native language. One of the dudes said in my native language. I bet he f**ks his mom (a common insult to Muslims in the country idk why but it is). I answered “yeah I do, and your mothers too. Say hello to your daddy”. Almost ended in a fist fight. Luckily police were right there. This happened in Dubai. Once I explained what happened, the police officer told me they’ll be deported. I felt happy.
#62
Worked in the food industry (German here) as a cashier. Had a group of 5 American girls come in a couple nights in a row because their hotel was right next to us. They were obnoxiously loud but clearly living their very best life so we didn't mind. However they were also dressed very scarcely and in heels (this was in winter) and started talking shit about our appereance and clearly felt superior. I was wearing a plain uniform. To this day I did not understand how stupid one can be - I was ringing everything up while talking to them. In English. Fluently. I just cleared my throat and asked them if they needed anything else, then proceeded to talk to my coworker, in German, making it very obvious that we are talking about them. She started laughing at the sheer absurdity of the situation and the girls clearly felt insecure right away. Just don't visit another country "foR the eXpeRienCe" and be rude to the people that live there and help you along.
#63
I work in the utility industry. I had a guy I was working with trying to get new service to his residence. During one of our meetings he was on his cell phone when I got there. He continued talking for a few minutes then said something along the lines of "I've got to go, that stupid ass white boy is here". He was laughing on the phone then looked at me. The look on my face must have told him I understood everything he said, because he got stone sober professional.
#64
Well, as an Italian I overheard many American tourists diss my town, the service workers and many other things. But the most fun I had was abroad when two thugs talked shit about me and my father in our face (even with sporadic eye contact) in a bastardized second-generation-immigrant-esque version of Italian while we were touring NYC. Boy did they look surprised...
#65
A friend and I (both male) were sitting at a restaurant. Two girls next to us were speaking spanish, arguing with each other about which one of us was more attractive. Eventually they both agreed on my friend so as we walked out he thanked them in Spanish and they both went beet red.
Emma, The Yellow Teletubby 6 years ago
I got a little late to this party to post, but anyways, it's kind of a shared experience. One day in 8th grade, at my school **where mostly everyone knew spanish**, the table at which me and my friends usually sat was gone, so we chose a different spot, that's always empty, and went on into the lunch line to get food. When the first of us, my Guatemalan friend, reaches the table, all of our stuff formerly on the seats is all now on the ground and kicked a couple feet away. Two Latina girls have replaced them, and set their stuff down on our temporary seats. One of the girls spoke pretty much no english, while the other was pretty fluent. The fluent one says to the other girl "Just pretend you can't understand english because you can't really, and I'll do the same. This light b***h probably doesn't know spanish. Just ignore her if she tells us we're in her spot." My Guatemalan friend, who is pretty pale but full-blooded Guatemalan nonetheless, replies with
Emma, The Yellow Teletubby 6 years ago (edited)
"Excuse me? You're sitting in me and my friends' spots. Can you move please?" Like the polite person she is. The one who speaks english just completely ignores her, and my friend who at this point is pretty pissed (Shark Week), starts going off on her in rapid, perfect spanish as the rest of us are arriving. At the end of her rant, she ends it off with something along the lines of "Y como probablemente sepas, puedo hablar español. No soy blanco Muévete, hijo de puta." Which translates to "And as you probably know, I can speak Spanish. I'm not white. Move, m**********r." Needless to say, the one who can't speak English laughed her a*s of, and they moved.
Load More Replies... #66
I'm from Hungary and I lived in Germany for a few years as an au pair. I was honestly surprised how many times I heard random Hungarians. They never said anything offensive or rude about others, just...swore a lot, really loudly. Always made my day when I heard a random "f**king f**k" in my native language in Aldi. I almost never swear in English (a sad lack of variety) but when my friend visited after 6 months, and I could finally talk with someone from home, I did the exact same thing! Maybe it's a cultural thing.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago
See, the problem is that you only learned the traditional curse words in English. But you're totally allowed to play around with it. "Twat Waffle" is my favorite.
#67
On a transatlantic flight I had a row to myself. In the air the flight attendant asked me to switch with a couple who didn’t have an extra seat for their baby. No problem. Then they moved me again for some reason. After I sat down the lady across the aisle asked me to switch with her boyfriend, who was one row ahead of me. I let out a deep sigh and she told me not to worry about it. The food service came and on reflection I realized it wasn’t a huge deal to move again so I decided I’d offer after the flight attended cleared the trays. Then they started talking to each other in French and called me fat and lazy. So I stayed in my seat. The weird thing is this was an Air Canada flight. Most Canadians aren’t bilingual but know enough to understand the insults. They weren’t being very secretive.
#68
I was stationed in Germany and out processing to get out of the Army. I had been there for almost 4 years so I was pretty fluent by then. At one office worked a Germany lady and a German guy. The lady gave me a paper to sign and as I am reading it she turns to her co-worker and says hella snarkily, "die sind meine lieblings Kunden, die die Alles lesen müssen" or "they are my favorite customers, the ones that have to read everything."
#69
"That guy is a f**kin idiot" I was washing my hands
What do you think ?
Hans 6 years ago
Many of these are funny to read, but the underlying disrespect, racism, and intolerance shown by most who think they speak what cannot be understood is outraging.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
I'm right there with you in the outrage. My looks defy my ethnicities (I'm a big mix), and people will often assume I either only speak english (due to my accent in english), or will support their bigotry (based on their assumption of my ethnicity). My circle of friends are all multi-lingual, so we've all experienced this in varying ways. The positive side though - is that we as a group can travel soooooooo many places together, because at least one of us can typically act as translator, and the rest of us are willing to learn new languages. :D :D :D
Load More Replies... lenka 6 years ago
Happens to us all the time. I am an expat in a non english speaking country. I am fluent in the local language and my children are bi-lingual but I always speak my native english with the kids and people assume we don't speak their local language. One day we had just come from an afternoon at the playground and the kids were pretty dirty. I needed to stop at the supermarket for some fresh milk and an old lady, who heard me speaking with the children in english was extremely rude about the children and basically said I neglected them and that they were worthless human beings who would grow up to be thieves and drug addicts (seriously wtf!). My son was really upset and asked me why the ladies were saying such mean things. I replied, loudly, and fluently, that it was indeed mean and that perhaps he should ask them why they would say these things - which he did. Their embarrassment as being confronted by a child was wonderful.
Kim Lee 6 years ago
This was a great teaching moment for your child as well, even though he didn't realize it. Good job, mom/dad
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 6 years ago
A friend of mine grew up speaking English and Spanish, but learned Japanese and German. She was in Japan on an exchange program through her high school. She was having a particularly bad day and was on the train, complaining in English about how she hated Japan, she wished she could go home and so on. A business man, who got off at a stop before hers, leaned over and said in perfect English.."Awe...come on. It can't be that bad." *Gasp!! Fast forward and she's in NYC on the bus. Two women are behind her complaining about New Yorkers in Japanese. As she exits, she turns to them and said in Japanese "Come on. They can't all be bad." The women gasped.
Steve Barnett 6 years ago
A polyglot would be my second special power; first being teleportation.
ADHORTATOR 6 years ago
You could go everywhere and communicate with everybody...perfect combination!
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Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
oh gosh, this happens to me all the time... since i speak 4 languages fluently, such as german, italian, french and english, there is high probability that i understand the languages the other people speak. once an italian mother told to her kid, that it would be better if he wouldn't let grow a beard so he wouldn't look like a homeless like appearently i did... in an other situation while working i had on the phone 2 dudes which needed help in regards to online banking and while we were talking in english, he told his colleague in italian that i am 'an absolute amateur and it's a shame that my company hires people like me'. after that i told him in italian that i will connect him with someone more competent than i was, in italian obviously. lastly some dudes were talking (in german) about stealing the purse of my mum while in italy and were shocked when i turned around and told them not to even try it.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
Speaking as someone who is multilingual since childhood, as was my mom and so forth? Try living in the US and hearing what tourists think of us, assuming no one in the US speaks anything but (bad) English. Or how they think if they play dumb, the Anglo won't get it. Nice try, folks, but... I have "tourist" level in six languages, and am competent to fluent in three, and achieving what is considered "competence" in a fourth. Please, tell me again how stupid ALL Americans are?... Oh, and tell me again about my parentage and desirability, too. *evilgrin*
Helen Haley 6 years ago
You would think our public schools would teach in english, french and spanish. The three most relevant languages on our continent. Rather that just relying on english and making the other two downgraded.
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
Although I'm a big mix of enthnicities, for all intents and purposes, I look ambiguously "white". I'm in Tokyo at least twice a year, and get to hang out with my best friend who is Japanese. I've decided to add Japanese as my fourth language. However, despite speaking NO japanese at the time, I could recognise a very common conversation my friend would have with workers at the various stores we'd visit ie they'd ask her how she got the job as translator / she'd explain she wasn't my translator, but rather my friend / they'd be so surprised and ask how we became friends. I didn't understand a word - but I always managed to "know" when this conversation was happening. The workers were always stunned that I 'understood', so would start trying to talk to me; only to have me look at them blankly. Am going back next year, and my friend doesn't know I've been studying. Hopefully my fluency in Japanese will be enough that I can now surprise my friend. :D
Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
The fifth language I studied was Tagalog. (I just wanted to learn a non-European language. If you're so inclined, it's by far the easiest one to learn: only 20 letters, none silent, no gender at ALL, and NO irregular verbs). At the time (mid 90s) my shoulder length hair was cobalt blue. I took a MUNI bus that frequently had many older Filipinas as passengers. I knew my hair was a frequent topic of their whispered gossip and at my instructor's suggestion I memorized: "Sa personal, sa palagay ko ang asul na bahagi ng watawat ng Pilipinas ang pinakagusto. (Personally, I think the blue part of the Philippine flag is the prettiest) I always delivered it with a friendly smile and almost always it caused a shared laugh.
KatKaleen 6 years ago
It doesn't take a second language to be this cringe-worthy, all it takes is volume. My sister embarassed me so often that I stopped counting. "HEY, LOOK, A GAY COUPLE! RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY, EY?!" I wanted to choke her with my left sock. I went to the CSD and it was a lot of fun, that doesn't mean I gawk at people eating at a restaurant. Who would do that? On a seperate occasion there were some asian-looking students sitting at the next table and she said very loudly "Go and talk to them, you know Japanese". "They are NOT japanese, they are chinese, and they understand everything you say."
Hans 6 years ago
Many of these are funny to read, but the underlying disrespect, racism, and intolerance shown by most who think they speak what cannot be understood is outraging.
Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
I'm right there with you in the outrage. My looks defy my ethnicities (I'm a big mix), and people will often assume I either only speak english (due to my accent in english), or will support their bigotry (based on their assumption of my ethnicity). My circle of friends are all multi-lingual, so we've all experienced this in varying ways. The positive side though - is that we as a group can travel soooooooo many places together, because at least one of us can typically act as translator, and the rest of us are willing to learn new languages. :D :D :D
Load More Replies... lenka 6 years ago
Happens to us all the time. I am an expat in a non english speaking country. I am fluent in the local language and my children are bi-lingual but I always speak my native english with the kids and people assume we don't speak their local language. One day we had just come from an afternoon at the playground and the kids were pretty dirty. I needed to stop at the supermarket for some fresh milk and an old lady, who heard me speaking with the children in english was extremely rude about the children and basically said I neglected them and that they were worthless human beings who would grow up to be thieves and drug addicts (seriously wtf!). My son was really upset and asked me why the ladies were saying such mean things. I replied, loudly, and fluently, that it was indeed mean and that perhaps he should ask them why they would say these things - which he did. Their embarrassment as being confronted by a child was wonderful.
Kim Lee 6 years ago
This was a great teaching moment for your child as well, even though he didn't realize it. Good job, mom/dad
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 6 years ago
A friend of mine grew up speaking English and Spanish, but learned Japanese and German. She was in Japan on an exchange program through her high school. She was having a particularly bad day and was on the train, complaining in English about how she hated Japan, she wished she could go home and so on. A business man, who got off at a stop before hers, leaned over and said in perfect English.."Awe...come on. It can't be that bad." *Gasp!! Fast forward and she's in NYC on the bus. Two women are behind her complaining about New Yorkers in Japanese. As she exits, she turns to them and said in Japanese "Come on. They can't all be bad." The women gasped.
Steve Barnett 6 years ago
A polyglot would be my second special power; first being teleportation.
ADHORTATOR 6 years ago
You could go everywhere and communicate with everybody...perfect combination!
Load More Replies... Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
oh gosh, this happens to me all the time... since i speak 4 languages fluently, such as german, italian, french and english, there is high probability that i understand the languages the other people speak. once an italian mother told to her kid, that it would be better if he wouldn't let grow a beard so he wouldn't look like a homeless like appearently i did... in an other situation while working i had on the phone 2 dudes which needed help in regards to online banking and while we were talking in english, he told his colleague in italian that i am 'an absolute amateur and it's a shame that my company hires people like me'. after that i told him in italian that i will connect him with someone more competent than i was, in italian obviously. lastly some dudes were talking (in german) about stealing the purse of my mum while in italy and were shocked when i turned around and told them not to even try it.
Leo Domitrix 6 years ago
Speaking as someone who is multilingual since childhood, as was my mom and so forth? Try living in the US and hearing what tourists think of us, assuming no one in the US speaks anything but (bad) English. Or how they think if they play dumb, the Anglo won't get it. Nice try, folks, but... I have "tourist" level in six languages, and am competent to fluent in three, and achieving what is considered "competence" in a fourth. Please, tell me again how stupid ALL Americans are?... Oh, and tell me again about my parentage and desirability, too. *evilgrin*
Helen Haley 6 years ago
You would think our public schools would teach in english, french and spanish. The three most relevant languages on our continent. Rather that just relying on english and making the other two downgraded.
Load More Replies... Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
Although I'm a big mix of enthnicities, for all intents and purposes, I look ambiguously "white". I'm in Tokyo at least twice a year, and get to hang out with my best friend who is Japanese. I've decided to add Japanese as my fourth language. However, despite speaking NO japanese at the time, I could recognise a very common conversation my friend would have with workers at the various stores we'd visit ie they'd ask her how she got the job as translator / she'd explain she wasn't my translator, but rather my friend / they'd be so surprised and ask how we became friends. I didn't understand a word - but I always managed to "know" when this conversation was happening. The workers were always stunned that I 'understood', so would start trying to talk to me; only to have me look at them blankly. Am going back next year, and my friend doesn't know I've been studying. Hopefully my fluency in Japanese will be enough that I can now surprise my friend. :D
Stannous Flouride 6 years ago
The fifth language I studied was Tagalog. (I just wanted to learn a non-European language. If you're so inclined, it's by far the easiest one to learn: only 20 letters, none silent, no gender at ALL, and NO irregular verbs). At the time (mid 90s) my shoulder length hair was cobalt blue. I took a MUNI bus that frequently had many older Filipinas as passengers. I knew my hair was a frequent topic of their whispered gossip and at my instructor's suggestion I memorized: "Sa personal, sa palagay ko ang asul na bahagi ng watawat ng Pilipinas ang pinakagusto. (Personally, I think the blue part of the Philippine flag is the prettiest) I always delivered it with a friendly smile and almost always it caused a shared laugh.
KatKaleen 6 years ago
It doesn't take a second language to be this cringe-worthy, all it takes is volume. My sister embarassed me so often that I stopped counting. "HEY, LOOK, A GAY COUPLE! RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY, EY?!" I wanted to choke her with my left sock. I went to the CSD and it was a lot of fun, that doesn't mean I gawk at people eating at a restaurant. Who would do that? On a seperate occasion there were some asian-looking students sitting at the next table and she said very loudly "Go and talk to them, you know Japanese". "They are NOT japanese, they are chinese, and they understand everything you say."
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