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People In This Online Community Shared 30 Cringy Pickup Lines That Actually Are Quite Funny
However we try to avoid it, judging a person on the first impression is just human nature. And you usually want that first impression to be nice and show off how cool you are, because otherwise you can lose the opportunity to get along with someone right from the start.
It’s especially nerve-wracking when you’re talking about a person you might like and want to know more. So you have to think very carefully about what you want your first words to be because there is no turning back.
Most people would advise you to not resort to pickup lines as they are often cheesy and cringey. But they are also often based on a play on words, so in a way, they are kind of funny. And in this list, we gathered the most hilarious ones people on Reddit shared when someone asked “What’s your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?”
Also, this is not the first time Bored Panda has explored various pickup lines and we have a couple of more articles that you might want to check out. If you click here, you will be directed to a list of the cringiest pickup lines we managed to find, and right here, you can look through some conversations from Tinder that people couldn’t resist screenshotting and sharing because the pickup lines cause secondhand embarrassment.
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#1
This one technically did get me laid. I met a girl at a dance at 15 years old. I asked her to dance during a slow song, and during our small talk, I asked, “so… what color is your toothbrush?” Just the dumbest most ridiculous question I could think of.
Fast forward 8 years at our wedding, and my new wife asks during our first dance, “so what color is your toothbrush?” I’ve never been so in love..
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#2
I overheard a girl in a bar telling her friends goodbye. I simply leaned in and said, “Don’t go.” It worked. It worked so well!
#3
What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
#4
Hey can you help me out real quick?
Holds out hand
Will you hold this while I go for a walk?
it worked a few times. And when it didn't I got some good laughs.
#5
Do you live around here often?
my autistic brother who giggles profusely after saying it.
#6
You remind me of my appendix. You give me this weird feeling inside and I want to take you out.
#7
Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon on the Colorado River, on the border of Nevada and Arizona, constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Because DAM
#8
Has anyone ever told you that you don't look a thing like Eddie Murphy?
Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago
As a short 65-year-old white woman, no one has ever felt compelled...
#9
Cute thing looked at me and said "Mike?" (which is not my name). My response was, "No, but I'll change my name if you want." She gave out a gut laugh and walked off. Months later she saw me again and started laughing the instant she saw me. I made an impression, just not the one I wanted I guess.
Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
Oh, my name is in the picture! Happy New Year from Slovakia to all of you!
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Happy New Year darling. Hug. Germany 🎉
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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago
He didn't read the signs. Comedy is one of the best ways to get to know a woman better. If you can make a woman laugh, you can become friends. Bad men don't know how to make a woman laugh.
Sasquatch The Almighty 2 years ago
Maybe referring to human beings as "things" is a clue to why you're still single
DC 2 years ago
I knew several people just from laughing at each other ... daily commute by train, you don't talk much, especially after they banned smoking in 2005 or 2008 or so I think ... 08 might be it ... anyway, meeting the other chimneys at the smoke half of upper level kind of reduced the amount of people in constant fluctuation.
#10
Hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through the process of elimination.
#11
Back in the day I gave a buddy a pick up line to use. “How much does a polar bear weigh?” He said it to a girl nearby and she’s like “idk like 800 lbs?” And he responded, “yeah that’s what I was thinking, around 1,000 lbs…” and proceeded to chat her up! smh
#12
Damn girl, are you a mortgage lender? Because you look like you want nothing to do with me.
#13
My college room mate: Hi . you're cute! My name's Bob. How do you like me so far?
Sadly he was serious
#14
Are you Australian? Because you sure as hell meet my koala-fications
#15
I wanted to take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks inside
Arctic Fox Lover 2 years ago
My friend once said to me (as a joke of course), "B5! B5! Oh, sorry, I thought there was a vending machine, because you look like a snack."
#16
I can tell you the difference between they're, their, and there.
#17
Mine was a joke but it was toward my ex and it was hey girl are you a fire alarm cuz your loud and f**king annoying
#18
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got Fine written all over you! Now give me those digits cause this is a robbery
#19
Hey girl, are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmmmm
Will Lanni 2 years ago
Hahahaha I imagine saying the mmmmm in the most microwave-esque manner possible
#20
So what ya do, is sit at a bar.. and write on a napkin or post-it note or something...
"Wanna hang / drink / (whatever)
Smile = yes
No = backflip"
Not once has anyone been able to pull off the backflip
#21
"Hey I think we've met before. I've seen you in the dictionary next to the word wow!" This was one of my High School freshmen. He did not get her number.
#22
You got an uglier, dumber sister? I might have a chance with her.
Raven DeathShade 2 years ago (edited)
Nope. All my sisters are the same level of intelligence and beauty, just in different ways: one is elegant and elf-like, one is cute and childish, and I am vampiric and elegant (hopefully). The other 3 sisters aren't old enough to be considered attractive by anyone.
#23
Are you drinking skim milk because you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could drink whole if you wanted to
#24
Damn girl, are you pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because although I’m not really feeling that right now, I do see you over there and I respect what you’re doing.
I saw this somewhere and it made me cry laughing. 10/10 would blow someone who said this to me as an icebreaker.
#25
Are you a rope? Because i wanna hang with you someday
#26
Hey, if I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If they say yes, then that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. If they say no, that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. It's foolproof!
#27
“You have great hair can I touch it” , then touch her moustache
Bob D. Lin Quint 2 years ago
In what cold hell alien world would anyone have this thought run through their mind?
#28
Hey, is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
#29
Hey girl, are you a birthday card from my dad? Because I don't get you...
Mary Rose Kent 2 years ago
That’s meant as a pick-up line? Don’t mention your dad...that’s just creepy!
What do you think ?
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I always liked, "Did it hurt? When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?" I don't know why...it just seems so corny and opposite to the usual angel line. I've never had the confidence to use pickup lines...or any lines for that matter. Lol
Raven DeathShade 2 years ago
"Are you a demon rising from the fiery depths of Hell? Because hot damn."
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Debbie 2 years ago (edited)
Only be the toothbrush was kinda fun. The rest was not hilarious but very cringeworthy and/ or insulting and/or disrespectful.
ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
I don't really agree with all of that... I find it really funny when a woman uses a stupid pickup line on me. The more corny it is the funnier it is.
Load More Replies... Raven DeathShade 2 years ago
I got a better one: "Are you a shape? Because I like you." (Inside joke). And one that isn't really a pick-up line, but I said it to my crush in front of his friends and family: "I told my friends about you and now I know how many times I can call someone perfect without sounding crazy." He was amused, thankfully, and didn't seem to mind. I believe his response was "really?" He had the most beautiful smile, and very fluffy hair. I need to find him again; I moved away a few years back.
Lovin' Life 2 years ago
I liked the toothbrush and the koala one! Not so much the rest of them. Some were a bit funny though.
matt fischer 2 years ago
I cannit claim credit for this. There is a guy named Raf on TikTok or YouTube Shorts that goes up to girls with pick up lines. Imo, the best one is: Raf: "Do you give blow jobs to strangers? Girl: "No." Raf: "Let me introduce myself." Although crude, it does a few things well: It shows interest, it shows humor (despite its crassness), and it could open the door to expanding conversation and therefore connection.
Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
...and let me add: It borders on sexual harassment.
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
I liked the toothbrush question and the "Don't go". Otherwise....🤢.
D K 2 years ago (edited)
I was at a party with some friends a few years back, all the men there were losing their shït over this one very attractive woman. She was getting hit on a lot. So at one point she glanced at one of my guy friends to which he gave her a mean-mug look and said “what the fück are YOU looking at?” Then smiled and laughed to show he was kidding, then turned back to talk to our group. She seemed to get a kick out of that and came over with her friend to hang out with us for a bit. He ended up leaving the party with her.
Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
My son is three years old and few days ago he said "she is pretty, I would take invite her for dinner and breakfast". I'm very proud father in the moment, he is so smooth that if I would ever need to ask somebody out, I will ask him for pickup lines.
Joanna Werman 2 years ago
I was walking my dog and a guy walks past and says "so beautiful". "Dogs cute too". Made me smile
Uber Mensch 2 years ago
I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not getting me drunk! OR I would gladly marry you Tuesday for a honeymoon tonight.
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Why can't men stop being idiots? Just walk up to someone and say, "Hi, can I get you a drink? Do you want to dance, or sit and talk for a few minutes? "
ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Not everyone is you Lyone, so not everyone will try engage with you at the level you prefer. Some people respond to humour. Some people respond to "get a drink". Some people respond to "wanna talk?", and some respond to "wanna dance". You have to judge your person you are interested in, at a distance. And as a result, you can't tell how a person necessarily will respond. Over time you get a sense of your "type" of person and how they walk, talk, gesticulate, speak, etc., and you can identify them in seconds. I can give a simple example. I was at a (non-academic/trade) conference and saw a woman who looked like my type. I went straight up to her and said the name of her university in a question tone. She said "yes, but after that..." and gave another university name. We then sat and spoke about academic stuff. It's a nuanced thing. Other women I've met liked pickup lines, particularly the really really stupid lines. Sometimes they're so funny they're attractive/amusing.
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 2 years ago
Did that ever work for you? I don't think it would work on most people.
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I always liked, "Did it hurt? When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?" I don't know why...it just seems so corny and opposite to the usual angel line. I've never had the confidence to use pickup lines...or any lines for that matter. Lol
Raven DeathShade 2 years ago
"Are you a demon rising from the fiery depths of Hell? Because hot damn."
Load More Replies... Debbie 2 years ago (edited)
Only be the toothbrush was kinda fun. The rest was not hilarious but very cringeworthy and/ or insulting and/or disrespectful.
ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
I don't really agree with all of that... I find it really funny when a woman uses a stupid pickup line on me. The more corny it is the funnier it is.
Load More Replies... Raven DeathShade 2 years ago
I got a better one: "Are you a shape? Because I like you." (Inside joke). And one that isn't really a pick-up line, but I said it to my crush in front of his friends and family: "I told my friends about you and now I know how many times I can call someone perfect without sounding crazy." He was amused, thankfully, and didn't seem to mind. I believe his response was "really?" He had the most beautiful smile, and very fluffy hair. I need to find him again; I moved away a few years back.
Lovin' Life 2 years ago
I liked the toothbrush and the koala one! Not so much the rest of them. Some were a bit funny though.
matt fischer 2 years ago
I cannit claim credit for this. There is a guy named Raf on TikTok or YouTube Shorts that goes up to girls with pick up lines. Imo, the best one is: Raf: "Do you give blow jobs to strangers? Girl: "No." Raf: "Let me introduce myself." Although crude, it does a few things well: It shows interest, it shows humor (despite its crassness), and it could open the door to expanding conversation and therefore connection.
Yoga Kitty 2 years ago
...and let me add: It borders on sexual harassment.
Load More Replies... Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
I liked the toothbrush question and the "Don't go". Otherwise....🤢.
D K 2 years ago (edited)
I was at a party with some friends a few years back, all the men there were losing their shït over this one very attractive woman. She was getting hit on a lot. So at one point she glanced at one of my guy friends to which he gave her a mean-mug look and said “what the fück are YOU looking at?” Then smiled and laughed to show he was kidding, then turned back to talk to our group. She seemed to get a kick out of that and came over with her friend to hang out with us for a bit. He ended up leaving the party with her.
Šimon Špaček 2 years ago
My son is three years old and few days ago he said "she is pretty, I would take invite her for dinner and breakfast". I'm very proud father in the moment, he is so smooth that if I would ever need to ask somebody out, I will ask him for pickup lines.
Joanna Werman 2 years ago
I was walking my dog and a guy walks past and says "so beautiful". "Dogs cute too". Made me smile
Uber Mensch 2 years ago
I don't care how much you take advantage of me, you're not getting me drunk! OR I would gladly marry you Tuesday for a honeymoon tonight.
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
Why can't men stop being idiots? Just walk up to someone and say, "Hi, can I get you a drink? Do you want to dance, or sit and talk for a few minutes? "
ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Not everyone is you Lyone, so not everyone will try engage with you at the level you prefer. Some people respond to humour. Some people respond to "get a drink". Some people respond to "wanna talk?", and some respond to "wanna dance". You have to judge your person you are interested in, at a distance. And as a result, you can't tell how a person necessarily will respond. Over time you get a sense of your "type" of person and how they walk, talk, gesticulate, speak, etc., and you can identify them in seconds. I can give a simple example. I was at a (non-academic/trade) conference and saw a woman who looked like my type. I went straight up to her and said the name of her university in a question tone. She said "yes, but after that..." and gave another university name. We then sat and spoke about academic stuff. It's a nuanced thing. Other women I've met liked pickup lines, particularly the really really stupid lines. Sometimes they're so funny they're attractive/amusing.
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 2 years ago
Did that ever work for you? I don't think it would work on most people.
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