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Having a good comeback to anything is a skill that doesn’t come easy to some people. At least to me anyway. Sometimes I wish a spider would bite me, and I would magically turn into a master of quick and witty remarks. Which, let’s be honest, would probably up my quality of life only slightly.

However, some folks are naturally born this way. Luckily for us, they occasionally put their superpowers to noble use by shutting down online absurdity. Today, we have an impressive collection of some of the best savage comebacks that might inspire you to sharpen your wits and get your keyboard ready to fight some internet trolls.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany has every right to be patriotic. Despite the fact they murdered my great grandparents, their two youngest kids and had my grandmother doing slave labour in a concentration camp for 4 years, that Germany is long gone. The new Germany is a great example of how to run a country.

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    If you ever suffered from “l’esprit de l’escalier” or "the wit of the staircase," that is, thinking of a comeback once you’ve reached the stairwell of your home, don’t worry; experts have several tips that can help with that. 

    They emphasize that in order to have a witty answer, timing is everything. This means that your remark should be as fast as the words that took you by surprise. The key to doing that is honing your listening skills so that you can essentially respond at lightning speed.

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    Colin Leamon
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's done in the name of Christianity by people calling themselves Christian is truly heartbreaking

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    Luckily, people tend to think faster than others speak, giving the hearer additional time to come up with a reply, even though they might look as if they are still listening. This is especially handy when a conversation turns sour and someone needs to defend themselves. 

    Such a skill can definitely be improved with practice. One strategy for better listening skills is playing a game of one-word volleyball, where two people are telling a story by quickly taking turns and adding words to what the other said before them. The simple exercise forces players to be less focused on what they are going to say and instead helps them listen and respond to others spontaneously.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can always rely on the Irish for a ripping answer! 😂

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    Now Sit Down, Stefan

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    AnnaB
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, you can't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

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    Belina Raffy, the CEO of Maffick, who often uses improv skills in business, adds that not overthinking the situation is key. “You’re taking yourself out of unfolding reality if you think too much,” she told Mental Floss. It’s important to be in the moment and to deliver an answer that is relevant in the instant. After all, a comeback that is off-topic most likely won’t be effective or amusing.

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but he reads infowars and watched a tutorial, he knows stuff

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then they do terrorist attacks yelling " in the name of nooothiiiing "

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    Yes, The Answer Is Yes

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy with the turban is most likely Sikh, not Muslim. He’s also sick of your c**p.

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    In addition, if you find yourself thinking about the reply too much, chances are you may end up saying nothing at all. Meanwhile, putting too much pressure on yourself can make your mind go blank, similar to a fight-or-flight situation. In a quick and witty comeback, this is the opposite effect you want to achieve, so try not to take it so seriously and just let your personality shine through.

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    SCamp
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HTF do people think up cr@p like this, look at it and think ‘yep, I’ve nailed that, now just let me post it’. One of the clearest negatives about everyone having a voice is that everyone has a voice, which is great unless you’re a f***** moron

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    Something else that might help with quick-wittedness is expanding your knowledge, whether that’s learning new things or techniques from your comedy heroes. For this, you may want to watch some comedy specials or your favorite sitcoms. It’s not necessarily about memorizing certain lines or imitating them, but picking up certain subtleties like amusing observations or timing. 

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far-right activist Laura Loomer. She was banned from Uber and Lyft after this and then tweeted “@Uber banned me but they will never ban any of their Islamic drivers who are raping women and refusing service to Jews. #BoycottUber.” woman is revolting.

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    Even if you wish to pass certain comebacks as your own, there’s no shame in doing that. Winston Churchill, who was famous for them, has borrowed a lot of them. One of his well-known lines was in response to politician Bessie Braddock’s remark, “Sir, you are drunk.” The PM replied, “And you, Bessie, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning, and you will still be ugly.”

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    SCamp
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shutdown response is perfect - every job requires someone to do it, folks gotta make their coin how they can. No delivery ppl, no deliveries and idiots like the OP would be the first and loudest to complain

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    Well, When You Put It That Way

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    Cut The S**t Lady. You Chose The Bathroom

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    This iconic phrase was copied from American actor and comedian W.C. Fields. Despite this, it took quick thinking to recall and adapt the quote in the moment, which is why Churchill was considered a master of timing. “It was an off-the-cuff recall of something he had synthesized, composed earlier, and that he was waiting to perform,” Tim Riley, director and chief curator at the National Churchill Museum, said.

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    Jerome Lenovo
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now dance to The Weather Girls or we'll serve you an appletini !!!

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    You Dense Mother ---!

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently, we are. It’s why we have the Darwin Awards

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    Lastly, as with any skill, practice is what makes one improve. For a quick-wit exercise, Hack Spirit recommends trying to make a mental note of something you’ve heard a person say during the day. Then set a timer for 5 minutes and try to come up with as many witty things as you can during that time. Some of them might not be that good yet, and that’s totally fine. The activity is all about training your brain, and over time, you will get better.

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    This Guy Wants All The Cake

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    Cactuar Jon
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    moral of the story, don't have friends. Then you can have 100% of that cake and get fat! :D

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    BoredPossum
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what most sane people want. People with different cultures, beliefs, sexual preferences, styles etc etc, getting along and don't fight. Respect, understanding and honor are rare, but hopefully it will be common in the future.

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    Miki
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets show the whole world how big on an incels we are.

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    Michael Largey
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no mention of any lesbian students at the school losing control, so maybe it isn't the clothes that are the problem?

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    Adam S
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the obvious hate and bile in the first message, this comeback is 100% class and hats off to them.

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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pride month, lots of colours all over the place, crazy decorations, weird and wonderful people coming out and enjoying themselves, what's not to like?

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister tripped and split her face open on easter. My next door neighbor had an easter party that included an egg hunt. After all the candy was found each kid took a small percentage of their candy and combined it to make a portion for my sister who didn't participate in the egg hunt for obvious reasons. THAT'S SOCIALISM. No kid was mad because we all understood that my sister deserved to also get candy even though she didn't search for the eggs.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the photoshopped one where the tweet says that the robotics team set fire to the insurance company's HQ

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmmhhhh, nice d**k, can I ..... yeah we're surrounded you're right, i forgot

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have more guns in private ownership than at any time in our history. We only restrict what type of guns people can have, have strong requirements for how those guns are stored, and don't allow people who can't pass a background and psychological check to own them. We also don't fetishise guns. They're a tool for doing a thing, nothing more.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right to free health care, the right to have at least 28 days paid leave, the right to not be fired just because my employer doesn't like me is pretty sweet to be honest.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    failure of obamacare ? where ? when ? you mean the fakenews from kolonel Von Shitzpantz before killing it

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k do vaccines *weaken* your immune system??? That's like the exact opposite of how they actually do work. Huh?????????

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only place I expect a doctor to be a medical doctor and anyone else to say they're not a medical doctor is in a f*****g hospital.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a conversion camp when I was 19! It was a load of b******t but on the upside, I slept with half a dozen men which was great fun. I'm still gay by the way, it had the opposite outcome they were wanting.

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    Miki
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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought snowflakes are not people who disagree, but people who are offended and angry because you don't agree with them.

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    Pot, Meet Kettle

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, we 'muricans know there is only one border that needs a wall /s

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    Girls Have Ankles Too

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    Penny Hernandez
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've rolled my ankle more times than I can count and the pain is bad. I've also had severe period pain and if I had to choose which was worse, period pain wins.

    Giraffy Window
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, If I could make my period pain go away forever by straight up amputating my foot with no anesthesia I would choose to lose a foot.

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    robin aldrich
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want a better idea what period pain feels like? . How about I knee you in the nuts, several times a day, all day for about a week.

    me myself and i (she/her)
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and something for the sore back, sore legs, bloating… PMS too. Plus that some people suffer from cramps the week before, of, AND after, so it’s really for three if they wanna get technical with those transparent ankle pictures

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    Liz Downing
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rolling your ankle for 3-7 days every month for 40 years does sound like hell.

    veryvenasaur
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've rolled my ankle and I promise you guys it doesn't hurt more that period pain. Especially since an ace bandage and 20 minutes of icing pretty much solves the problem for hours if you don't have to do much walking.

    ynyrhydref56
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S why women shouldn't show their ankles. Because then it would be obvious that they are just an illusion.

    Just a bored scp
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has periods AND done this, they’re both pretty bad. Periods are a constant, and rollin my ankle(I did that by tripping over someone’s leg into a bunch of backpacks; there was nowhere to land) was like a sharp pain where I couldn’t walk for a few hours

    Ken Beattie
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister rolled her ankle like that. Which reminds me, I must give her a call and see if she's finally out of the cast.

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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wear HEELS. I mean, it must be impossible to turn your ankle in those, right?

    Mary Peace
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how women's feet are connected to their legs, so they can stand up, and walk and everything. I don't know how we manage.

    somnomania
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've done both, they're different types of pain and both are equally unpleasant

    Caroline Overill
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever rolled your ankle over like that 24 seven seven days a month from the age of 12 to 45 you stupid ignorant twat.

    EJN
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I have. It hurts like hell. My foot was black and blue for weeks. I thought I broke my Talar bone and probably cracked it and had a cast on the foot as a result. Bad news. I'm a girl with ankles.

    Tina Harnish
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and had painful periods. Lucky you. You only roll your ankles.

    MarvinsMom
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did, in fact, break my leg rolling my ankle. Hurt less than period cramps by like 100.

    FaceTime Audio
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing that doesn't hurt. What does hurt is menstrual cramps so bad that you can hardly stand.

    agirlandherrobot
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once snapped my foot clean in half. I didn't cry, in fact I tried to walk it off. My period cramps are so debilitating all I can do is take enough meds to put me to sleep & stop the pain.

    Elladine DesIsles
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be a gymnast, and I've injured my ankles just about every way imaginable short of actually breaking them. The connection between my feet/ankles and brain has been damaged to the point that periodically my brain will lose track of one foot or the other, land a step wrong, roll the ankle, and I'll just collapse. A couple of times I've ended up falling straight forward and landing with my face an inch above the cement. And you know what? Period pain is still worse.

    Ducki (She/Her) 明明
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes we cannot roll ankles. I have rolled my ankle twice while playing basketball. It was not fun

    Maggie Fulton
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman who used to have bad cramps, often with hormone-linked migraines, I can say I have rolled my ankles A LOT. I’d rather roll the ankle.

    amy harvey
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rolled my ankle like this, people overreact so much about it. It's not that bad as everybody thinks. (Or I twisted that same leg twice and literally destroyed it's sensory networks) :(

    Katie Lutesinger
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me once and I was limping for a week. Goddamn rock!

    Naomi van Nijnatten
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did both, prefer the ankle above the cramps and bleeding out for days, every f**ing month.

    Susan Reid Smith
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I was in pain for 6-7 weeks or so with the rolled ankle and resulting broken bone.

    Lee Banks
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had skull surgery, and recovery was less trying than my last period.

    Susan
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right!? Girls walking in wedge sandals and getting taken down by the tiniest pebble have noooooo idea what that pain and terror feels like... SMH

    Sue
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could deal with period pain & ankle rolling all at the same time you snowflake.

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, i have. twice. once on each ankle. both times happened before the second month of school was over. the first time sometime in september, 6th grade. the second time was august last school year, on the second day of school, freshman year. so yes, you can say that i have rolled my ankle like that.

    Christopher Bowers
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure it hurts even worse for women rolling their ankles, especially when wearing heels, that extra height hitting the ground

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    Don't B Confused

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeless charities supply phones to people, because they understand (unlike fückwit above) that it's barely possible to survive without a phone these days if you have a home, impossible if you don't.

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    #53

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

    "I Don’t Understand Marches"

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    Tortitude
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have depression and panic disorder and I have both. Yes, running helps lift my mood but it's temporary and it's not always possible to run. Fluoxetine keeps my mood stable and allows me to function day to day (despite some side effects). Things are not always as simple as they seem.

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    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my partners have been attractive because i'm attracted to them. If you aren't who gives a flying f attraction is more than just physical attributes its seeing someone as a whole for who they really are.

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    Babies Are Not A Plaything

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about as repulsed by babies as can be, but this just looks like someone going insane commenting on someone excitedly showing off their baby pictures.

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    #58

    Honestly, You're Not Important Enough To Be Microchipped

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    Rayne OfSalt
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still mad that I never got the 5G Wi-Fi and magnetic superpowers from the vaccines that anti-vaxxers promised I was going to get.

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    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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    Eugenia
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you remember that this was exactly the tactic that a famous Prime Minister wanted to adopt? It is called flock immunity irc. There also was another famous Chief of State that wanted to couple it with bleach shots.

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    Caroline Nagel
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was in a place where she should not have been, inciting violence.

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    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

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    FreeTheUnicorn
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, if only more Karens used condoms. But more importantly, you can avoid STIs by not having sex and there's no issue, it isn't practical to stop breathing to avoid airborne disease.

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    Wise Advice!

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    Joe Reaves
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, dump your friends who encourage this b******t. This is how stalking is normalised.

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