i totally .. completely agree with this

I'll drink to that :D

That's true. So, people, do not feel discouraged to speak that language you've been trying to learn recently! Practice makes perfect, once your skills get better, you're the one with the last laugh! *laughing in Spanish* ♥

Hahaha the imagery this evokes

I love this- castles made of sand

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Ooh I like this one!

And for that I love them.

Omg this has really got me thinking now...has there been anytime where I've almost died but just had no idea?

I punctured a gas line in my house about a month ago with and electric drill. So that's #1.

do u ever re consider a near death experience but u in paralel universe is dead in that particular event.

cue to the thing at the stairs today i had

Who says you won't?

Hmm. I already have that one time when I was in kindergarten and almost got hit by a car because I chased a butterfly across the street.

But if you were going to heck, it would be presented like an annoying YouTube video: narrator with an annoying voice and laugh that keeps pointing out the obvious, loooong transitions, and bad quality videos.

When I was a baby I nearly died twice by stopping breathing in my cot. My uncle who is a Catholic Priest came around after the second time and gave me a special blessing with Holy Water and told my mother that it would never happen again. It never did.

For me, two instances would have been following each other quite closely. Crashed my motorcycle (the crash looked worse than it was), but the bike narrowly avoided my head and when I wanted to light a cigarette after a stranger saved me because I was covered in gasoline... would have played torch^^

I can actually count the times and sadly, there are many. So I believe I'm here for a reason; haven't figured that out yet.

At the times I have almost died, I knew that I just had a "life/death experience" (and lived) . . . more then 5, but wondering if this is similar to a cat-with-9-lives prophesy in play?

You can, actually. Don't ask me how I know.

Reminds me of the Final Destination series - you escape one death and run right into another one.

So glad I didn't eat those berries...

This was an SNL skit in the 1980s. At the gates of heaven, the guy wanted to know the worst thing he's ever eaten. They refuse to tell him. They told him like the 33rd worst thing he'd ever eaten.

This makes me think a lot now. The time when I go down the car and turn around to cross the street then see from my peripheral vision that a car was coming but I stops immediately. The time that an attempted robbery was made that I didn't know the guy that want me to change sit with him has a gun.

Make it 10 or the freakiest ones. I already count 5+ on the regular

Like in a video game

That's the most stupid thing I have read in quite a while. That person must never have been in a horrible almost-died situation or watched a loved one in it.

when being a parent you don't realize that watching your kid grow up, you are also growing up with them.

Amen!

not for their entertainment. They are just picking the court fool for the queen

theres a fine line between condoning the bad and encouraging self esteem sometimes

I have literally never heard that phrase before in my life. Is it common?

I think they are forgetting his 5th year...

did they vaxx the 11 babies? hope they did....

Instead of just in the airport, if should be right next to security. That way, "here is your pile of stuff not allowed on the plane, but it all fits in the flat rate box, so we can mail it home for you for $29.95." USPSTSA employees.

The odd looking theory!

Yes. We also lack that "aw, that'll never happen to me" filter.

Keeping up with the Olympians

😮 I'm jealous now

They must mean norwegians... /Swede

Good robots 😘

Witches’ fantasy wars...I will pay to watch this in cinema.

This is pretty funny.

Yep

I would gladly take Antarctica over the US.

I remember catching my reflection in my daughters eye when she was little and thinking I looked awful, then realizing she thought I hung the moon, anyway. ;)

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We just looked at the street view of my husband's parent's house as we are getting ready to sell it after his parents both passed away and the picture has his dad sitting out on the porch like he used to like to do. It was a special surprise.

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