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The restaurant business can be incredibly cutthroat, and standing out from the competition often requires a dash of creativity and a sprinkle of humor. Owners are always coming up with unique ways to grab attention—whether it’s an unforgettable name, eye-catching decor, or hilarious signs that make customers chuckle and come back for more. 

Today, we’re dishing out another round of El Arroyo’s legendary funny signs, and let me tell you—it was no small task picking the best ones. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay, quirky humor, or simply need a good laugh to turn your day around, we’ve handpicked some of their finest for you to enjoy.

And while you’re at it, don’t forget to check out our exclusive interview with Sumersing Patil and Pravin Kadam, the co-owners of Swaad – Assal Marathi, a restaurant based in Munich that’s bringing the authentic taste of Marathi cuisine to the city. So scroll on, enjoy the laughs, and stay tuned for some behind-the-scenes restaurant wisdom!

#1

El Arroyo sign with witty message about the Grinch disliking people, not Christmas.

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Just Cosmo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate them too. People just make you grinch

My O My
Community Member
12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the people I meet on christmas too

Mary Peace
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I think it was the combination of the two. He was OK with the people, until they started celebrating.

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    #2

    El Arroyo sign with humorous quote: "It's weird being the same age as old people."

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    Blue Flower
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I was 25 and felt great, today I am 63 and feel like 89 and I have no idea what happened in between or where the time went 😞

    Bill
    Community Member
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this so hard

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    Zaach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That old guy in the mirror is going to be the death of me

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like why are these kids calling me " Grandpa". Oh, they're my grandkids? When did this happen? Why wasn't I notified? I want to speak to your manager right now!!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition of 'old' keeps changing.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I turned 53, I se the family record for male longevity. It's been more than two decades since, and I'm ready for two more. Or to go tomorrow.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trouble is that “old” might be relative - in a way. Are you asking a child or an adult to define being old? 😆

    #3

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about experiencing life at multiple W*F's per hour.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s both what the’s and why the’s

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you get the bill.

    to old to care
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 in a nut shell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Choosing the perfect name for a restaurant is no easy task. Sure, the dishes and recipes get all the spotlight, but the name? That’s the first thing people notice—it’s what gets them curious, makes them remember you, and sets the vibe for the entire place.

    It’s like giving your restaurant its own personality, so naturally, a lot of thought (and maybe a few sleepless nights) goes into getting it just right.

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    #4

    Sign at El Arroyo Austin humorously suggesting taco trucks cruise like ice cream trucks.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Why has no one done this? Food trucks on the go instead of clustering in just a couple of places around town that I can't get to in my brief lunch break...wonderful idea!

    Foffy Skrimshaw
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mainly because unlike ice cream which is solid and frozen, most other foods need prep to at least assemble. And that would be a nightmare logistically to do like a ice cream truck.

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    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they cruise, they must play Mariachi music.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slowly enough to have time to grab money and get out there.

    HanSolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually already thought of this, it would be awesome

    MK-C PHD
    Community Member
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With special music when the margaritas are ready!

    Rali Meyer
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, with a bell to announce their presence!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, breakfast burritos at 8 am, lunch menu at 11 am, and full menu at 5 pm.

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a service station in Nashville in about 1987 and the Roach Coach always showed up at noon every day. Haven't had a pizza burger in years lol

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have lots of tamale stands in Los Angeles. Tamales suck, so, we need more taco trucks.

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    #5

    El Arroyo sign with text "Mi casa es su casa but mi taco es mi taco" in a sunny outdoor setting.

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    Mary
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: My house is your house but my taco is my taco

    AKA AKA
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    incase anyone was wondering 'but' in spanish is 'pero'

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she shares her taco with you, you know you've found a keeper!

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right! Touch my well-prepared taco, and all bets are off!

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    #6

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about toddlers being the fastest land mammals.

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    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say the exact same thing. My labrador is fast when asked what he's eating. Or what he's stolen (most likely my dirty socks)

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this person has not met my family’s dogs….😆

    My O My
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no mammal is slower than a toddler being told to hurry up

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    Sumersing Patil and Pravin Kadam, co-owners of Swaad – Assal Marathi, shared with Bored Panda how they arrived at their restaurant’s meaningful name despite being in a foreign land.

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    “In India, when we eat food, we say swaad, which means taste,” they explained. “In Marathi, the state language of Maharashtra, we say assal marathi, which translates to authentic Maharashtrian food.” 

    #7

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about binge-watching shows for 10 hours.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you buy a set of dvds of a show and they show the opening show title/sequence. Once I see the shows opening title I don't want to keep watching it all the time. Maybe once per disc. Same with the end credits. Show a little bit of end credits so you know that episode is done then go directly into the next episode without the opening title of the show.

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half the episode is showing what happened last week. So you get a 22 minute recap and 22 minutes of new show, accounting for ads.

    #8

    El Arroyo sign with humorous quote about errands counting as going out.

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a physical today, I went out!

    gijeff58
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also counts as exercise!

    gsnxjfzxfv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a life long introvert, I totally agree! I was always pleased with myself if I did more than one errand in the same trip.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally! And if that happens I definitely deserve a nap. :)

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    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been doing that for years. I call going for petrol a "Social Engagement".

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to pick up a prescription. Went out.

    #9

    El Arroyo sign: "HATE WHEN I GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND THE PUBLIC IS THERE," showcasing humorous message.

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    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just too peopley out there.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. No matter the time or day, the public is out there in public.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prefer that over an lost 'L' here..

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    Their restaurant, known for its flavorful Maharashtrian cuisine, reflects their pride in authenticity. “While the name is important, it’s equally important for us to represent our language and culture,” Sumersing and Pravin emphasized. 

    They spent a few days brainstorming, tossing around ideas that might catch attention, but eventually decided to skip anything too flashy or funky. For them, authenticity was the winning formula. “We didn’t want a gimmick; we wanted something that spoke to who we are and what we serve,” they said.

    #10

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about losing things in safe places.

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    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 out of 10 times, if you find it? It's in the last place you look for it...

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally, I stop looking when I've found it 😂

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misses '9 out of 10 cats does countdown' !

    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate putting something some place where I 'know' it'll be safe. It's so safe I can't even find it again!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason people lose things is that they don't look in the place where they put them. This gets more complicated if you live with someone else, and they move your stuff, but I live alone.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked through every book on my bookshelves (700+) a few different times trying to find that $500 I hid "in a safe place".

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked for the Christmas presents for about ten minutes and I found them in the bin. That's my Christmas spirit this year.

    Bill
    Community Member
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? We find stuff then feel compelled to relocate it to "somewhere I will remember." Then when you can't find it you buy another only to discover the old one the second the new one arrives. My life is simple. I spend half my time losing things and the other half looking for them. It evens out.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on the tenth time, you actually forgot what you're looking for.

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    #12

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "SORRY I'M LATE! I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I WANTED TO."

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    The Announcer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of when this event began, I arrived precisely on time!

    Willow wolf!
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sweater that says “Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come”

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't know where you are going, you can never be lost.

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    At the same time, they acknowledge that every restaurant is different, and there’s no one-size-fits-all solution.

    “Each owner should do what they think works best for them. For us, it was about staying true to our roots, but for others, it might mean experimenting with quirky names or standout concepts.”

    #13

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice."

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. Did I roll my eyes out loud?

    Peppy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone rolled their eyes at me today,…so I rolled them back to them!

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    ANGEL BABY
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just today, my cuz said fix your face !!!!! :)

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are introduced to someone, don't glare at them as if you hate them instantly. Not a good first impression.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for the eyebrow! That one is for children and idiots and it can be as loud as necessary

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My supervisor told me I have a very obvious "Are you stupid" look.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Her side eye was so intense, it ended up on the other side of her face."

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    Sign at El Arroyo with humorous message about snooze and microwave minutes.

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when frozen meals had to be baked in an oven, you had time to go do something else while you waited.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still use the oven for "microwave" meals if able.

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or like washer minutes. At least mine seems to be programmed to think minutes are more than 60 seconds

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's washers have all kinds of sensors. If you've used too much detergent, the rinse cycle will take much long as the sensors can tell there's still detergent present. So if standard rinse is 10 minutes but there's still soap, it'll add more minutes.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't cook beyond microwaving premade meals, and that's when I realized I'm a jerk. I'll suck my teeth, drum my fingers on the counter, while sighing and shuffling, because the meal takes an entire 3-minutes to heat. Who's got that kinda time?

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking for loved ones is one of the great joys of this world, in my opinion.

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    Heras buddy
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be even better if they were laundromat washer minutes. Wher 20 minutes is 45.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least nobody tried to cook fish in your clock.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a minute fish. ('minute' meaning tiny.)

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    In today’s world, they believe marketing is everything. “For some restaurants, the name alone can be the key to success.

    For others, it might be unique branding, unforgettable customer experiences, or even something as simple and fun as creative, funny signs that make people smile.”

    #16

    El Arroyo sign with humorous text about cookies and performance improvement.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liars. They collect cookies to sell our info to mailing companies, and we are forever inundated with garbage popping up on our computers. At least an edible cookie tastes good and you can walk off the calories afterwards.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookies are great for keeping you logged in, and they're acceptable or useful for a few other things. OTOH, if your website won't work at all unless I accept cookies then those cookies are completely unnecessary.

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    Ashlisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. if you give the toddler cookies will the speed be supersonic?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the best advertising can't sell to a poor man.

    #17

    Funny El Arroyo sign about online shopping, featuring humorous text and Texas outline.

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    to old to care
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so true, scary - but true.

    HanSolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re always listening

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes when an ad keeps popping up I'll yell "I don't need X" so it will stop happening. :)

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm avoiding that as long as I can, having heard reports of people chatting to a friend, and later realised Alexa (etc) was listening and brought up an ad for a product just mentioned in casual conversation.

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    #18

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about a parrot speaking, highlighting its iconic reputation in Austin.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Polly wants to buy a Rolex!" Swak!

    Lauren Wilder
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious 😂. Now I wonder if other animals can talk but we just haven't tried it yet.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they've tried it, and found the results less than satisfactory

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    Ultimately, they believe that being genuine and understanding your audience is what matters most. Whether it’s a simple, heartfelt name or over-the-top humor plastered on the walls, the key is to make a connection.

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    “It’s not just about food; it’s about creating an experience that sticks with people long after they’ve left your restaurant.”

    #19

    El Arroyo sign humorously states: "I'm stayin home today, I have mood poisoning."

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    Nea
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is new for me! Definitely adding to my vocabulary.

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been from someone I hate.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand. I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.

    #20

    Funny El Arroyo sign about dry clean only shirt learning harsh truths.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " This shirt is "dry clean only", which means,,, its dirty " - Mitch Hedberg

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the label says "Dry Clean Only," I put it back and look for a label that says "Machine Washable."

    #21

    El Arroyo sign with humorous text about a roach.

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    to old to care
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or Spiders, those guys are just as fast.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imo that would be house centipedes. AkA in my house creepy bugs. I have never in my life seen something move that fast! Also those mofos can live for years.

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in an apartment in college that was actually pretty nice until we had really nasty neighbors move in and cause everyone around them to have ants and roaches. I was taking a bath once, and had a roach fall from the ceiling into the tub...I have never moved so fast getting out of a bathtub. After that, and the ants that got into all of our dry goods...we had to move all of our food to the dining table...we started calling the apartment complex landlords. Took multiple exterminator visits to get the problem under control. We moved out as soon as we could.

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After dealing with numerous ant invasions, I became rather fond of Ziploc bags.

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    TrinaKA
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arizona here. Change roach to Scorpion. Occasionally they crawl onto the ceiling and then fall onto the bed, so ya, if it escapes there's no sleeping that night.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I stayed in a Motel 6. In the morning I was going to leave a tip for the maid. I took the pamphlet to put the money in, opened it, and a roach came fl

    Nancy Lynch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a huge (size of a quarter) spider appear on my bed.I swept it off my bed so fast I heard it hit the wall six feet (no pun intended) away from me and then I couldn't find him. I named him Frank. Short for Frankenstein's monster. I have no idea where he went. Just hope it was away.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever seen a house centipede? Scared the ever lovin sh*t out of my husband & I. They are REALLY fast, but they're "good bugs" because they eat roaches & silverfish.

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you KNOW that by now, there's more than one!

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    That’s exactly what El Arroyo has mastered with their now-iconic funny signs. While their food might be what brings customers through the door, it’s their clever and witty one-liners that leave a lasting impression.

    These signs aren’t just funny—they’re a brilliant way to connect with customers on a personal level, giving them something to laugh about, relate to, and even share online.

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    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about scrolling to select birth year.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What strikes me the most, is that sites that have an age restriction, have the date-of-birth scrolly thing starting with 2024. First off, babies don't know how to use a computer. Second, shouldn't they start with the minimum age for the site?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they think someone will get the 2024 as a present to give to the parents and keep for when the baby gets older.

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    Nikki Gross
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm spinning the wheel on The Price Is Right, which is an American game show in the US that's been on for YEARS.

    Gwen
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the sound that the Wheel makes when it is spinning!

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    Khavrinen
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't they just let us type in the number? ( Oh, right, because too many people aren't smart enough to do that. )

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually you can... it's not a textbox but it still jumps down to what you type, as long as you do it quickly. (If you don't do it quickly, it resets.)

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    Bettye McKee
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome.

    Cheryl Ramsay
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I'm really down near the end!

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    #23

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about falling apart and tacos.

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    Probably Aoife
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your insides are still delicious, even when they're messy... >:D

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my age, I started losing parts indiscriminately. Is that my gallbladder! Wait, I think that knee cap. Is mine. I've tried Gorilla glue, but the dang monkey keeps falling off! 🎶 What a drag it is getting old 🎶

    #24

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "I wonder what my dog named me" in front of a Texas-themed restaurant.

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    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm called Ruff by my dog

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a-woooh-mmmm ..at least it's what he calls me

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    Whether it’s a heartfelt story behind a restaurant’s name or a dose of humor that keeps people talking, the takeaway is the same—find a way to stand out and connect. And let’s be real, who doesn’t love a place that can serve up both good food and a good laugh?

    #25

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "CLEANING IS JUST PUTTING STUFF IN LESS OBVIOUS PLACES."

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put a piece of duct tape around it and tell people you bought it for $1.6 million dollars. My stack of frozen pizza cartons is a brilliant work of art!

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    #26

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about rolling an ankle.

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    MED71
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! Lil pee came out! 😊 Fun...brb

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day, I was taking my dog outside, and I tried to step down to the last step of my porch, but it was covered in leaves, so I misjudged, and started to roll my ankle outward. I didn't want to sprain, or break my ankle right before Christmas, so I intentionally fell. I learned how to fall in Kung Fu classes years ago, so, luckily, I just rocked in my back like a turtle, then played there for a minute to evaluate for injury. When I determined I was fine, I got up. I should mention it was about 3 AM, and 13°F outside. And my dog just looked at me like I was crazy for laying on the ground. 🙄

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knee but it does that on its own.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to say there's a reason pains called joint, blunt, and chronic pain.

    Pandarosa
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    12 months ago

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    #27

    El Arroyo sign reads, "Dear Naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid," humorously lamenting past decisions.

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    on second thought....
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those countries where siestas are common really nailed it!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get in your senior years, you will appreciate the naps. So you make up for it.

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    #28

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about getting through the day without a nap.

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    Probably Aoife
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have napped maybe, like, twice in my whole life (discounting when I was a tot). So thank you ;D

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Force is strong with this one

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    #29

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about running out of passwords.

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My password list looks like a CVS receipt.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought 2 books off of Amazon specifically for this purpose. One is titled "S**t I can't remember" and the second is "WTF is my password" both fairly cheap and the older I get those are goddamn life savers.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recycle your passwords by sticking numbers in the middle.pass567Word. Ta da! Instant new password.

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    #30

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about jogging and smiling in Austin, Texas.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't jog, makes my beer foamy.

    Blue Flower
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t jog anymore, I got tired of my thighs rubbing together and setting my panties on fire 🔥

    Papa
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I've told friends and family, if you see me running, stop and help, because something is chasing me.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I pass a person they are sitting or running the other way.

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason people jog is the endorphin rush you get when you stop.

    #31

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about cheese measurement.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're edam right. [Sorry everyone]

    Blue Flower
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s gouda you to point that out 🤣

    Gwen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I parmesean to measure with my heart!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recipes are only a rough guide. If it says 2 cups, I make sure that I have 2 pounds.

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    #32

    El Arroyo sign with funny message about being ready for bed.

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give your dogs a chance to get of the couch.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine in Michigan, during winter, turn the lap blanket I have at the end of my bed on. Feet warm, I'm warm.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down in the Blue Ridge Mountains (NC) I put my electric throw between the mattress pad and the bottom sheet, on the bottom of the bed. 😉

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The act of fetching my nightwear from the bedroom reminds me of the jobs-I-meant-to-do-before-I-went-to-bed. So one day I'll twig that I need to start the 'getting ready' 30 minutes earlier.

    My O My
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that I have to do so much on the way from the sofa to the bed

    #33

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about unintentionally doing stunts.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravitational Dance!

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally say "gravity check" when I stumble or fall. 🤪

    A girl
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trip's not a deal but the abrupt stop is a bear.

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    #34

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about calories reading "I think you mean delicious points."

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like conservation of mass. This donut weighs like nothing so it must be the heavy water making me fat.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh. If money was as easy to acquire as calories, we'd all be fat cats.

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    #36

    El Arroyo sign stating, "Never give your printer hints you're in a rush; they can smell fear."

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Nancy I know it's midterms but you ignored low cyan level for far too long. Don't care if it's only black ink you need. FEED ME CYAN

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers are no different. They have a union. They will make your life a living hell, especially concerning vital documents. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times can I upvote this?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about cars? I don't even drive but I know that if you've got an important meeting, the mysterious 'engine section' will decide it needs an oil change, and water, and something done to the battery, etc. . .

    Talis
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with the coffee machine. "You have a meeting in 2 minutes? Sorry, I just switched to automatic cleaning mode. Should be done in a minute. Oh, I also need beans, then. And afterwards, water... In the end, coffee takes an additional minute to prepare. Hehehe"

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes Dave. The printer will fail in 26 minutes and 22 seconds. I'm a H.A.L. 9000 computer. I'm completely certain of this".

    MED71
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cat smells fear from afar...

    #37

    El Arroyo sign with funny mom-related quote in Austin.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your wife can't find it for you.🤣

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or husband... My wife loses her phone 5 times a day

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm...I'm constantly finding stuff for my mom...and my boss, too. They're a lot alike that way.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so true, except for the times my mom can't find her phone when it's right I'm front of her and I have to hand it to her

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum kept losing her purse, so she bought a new one, it was bright red, you couldn't miss it. That evening at home, after she'd put stuff in it, she said, "Where's my purse?" She had put it in a bowl of ripe tomatoes.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the finder in the family.

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... my mother can't find me (luckily) and I am definitly not lost!

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    #38

    El Arroyo sign humorously states, "If cats could text you they wouldn't."

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for treats and food!

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's missing "L" isn't as bad as the possible one above.

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    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat speaks into microphone: Can opener, please return to the kitchen. Can opener, to the kitchen!

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dogs would text you every 15 minutes... 🤣...but we would still love them.

    Pirate Luxe
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd just leave all your texts unseen and constantly have the "cat is typing...." Dots

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know they can't text. Maybe they already have the ability but can't be bothered.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when she wants to come inside. Like every minute of every hour. Every hour of every day, Every day of every year...

    #39

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "When is 'old enough to know better' supposed to kick in."

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also still waiting to be old enough to understand the things my mum told me I'd understand when I was older. I'm 58.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really should be "old enough to not want to deal with the consequences any longer"...

    Leisa K
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 71 and I still don't know...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have been more specific.

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    #40

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "The me that buys groceries & the me that cooks are two different ppl."

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the me that eats hates both of them...

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the me that has to wash the dishes. That me hates pretty much everyone.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one thing about being on disability is that since my budget is so tight I can't afford ready made snacks anymore. So, now I have to decide if my craving for chocolate chip muffins out weighs the trouble of baking them. On a positive note, I've dropped a bunch of weight!

    CG
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very angry when I buy groceries, mostly because people keep getting in the way of me trying to grab something. I'm actually happy most of the time when I cook. I actually have fun with it.

    #41

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about treating people by not talking to them.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet so many of them fail to take the hint.

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    #42

    El Arroyo sign with funny quote about squirrels acting inexperienced.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me wonder, when I have thoughts like"I wonder if I should....squirrel! " If squirrels have the same issue? Like "Now remember where you buried... Bird!!" Or like when we were kids and playing in the street someone would keep watch and yell "Car!!" So, when you see 2 squirrels together do they have their own version with a lookout? Like squeak, chitter, etc. to warn the other squirrel about a car so they don't get turned into pancake squirrel. Now I'm legitimately thinking about this.

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the summer I watch the squirrels steal apples from the tree in my backyard. They'll take off running along the fence with an unripe apple, and as soon as they try to hop over the first upright post, the apple hits the 1" finial and goes flying. So, they go back and grab another one, sometimes repeatedly. The grass ends up littered with small apples with never more than one bite taken.

    #43

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "Clapping is literally hitting yourself cause you like something."

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We repeatedly high-five ourselves to congratulate someone else

    Ryn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok…this made me almost pee myself 🤣

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clapping was the ancient mass media that connected people to their leaders and to one another. Our primate cousins do it for a variety of other reasons.

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    #44

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about sneezing and farting simultaneously.

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    Tostones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that’s a new one and it’s brilliant!

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the worse!! Especially, because the older you get the less you trust the farts. In addition if you're a woman, you now have the cough, sneeze and pee factor to deal with.

    Michael Figueiredo
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That trio would initiate a format or self destruct message like MI 🤭

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    Gloria G
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this that I choked!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you sneeze and fart at the same time, that wasn't a fart. And you need some new underwear.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you probably wouldn't want to put the pic on the Internet.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds funny, but I don't think I got the joke completely?

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    #45

    El Arroyo sign reads humorous message about inventing a Sunday without Monday.

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    Everest Hernandez He/She/They
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're trying to start 4 day weeks for schools, so something ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three day weekends come to mind

    panther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are spelled a little different, but they are ice cream sundaes.

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    #46

    El Arroyo sign humorously lists the 5 stages of waking up: denial, anger, bargaining, acceptance.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /Gen: I'm missing one. Is the miscount part of the joke, or am I just missing it altogether?

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is the hope stage of this though: "As soon as I get back, I am taking a nap!"

    MK-C PHD
    Community Member
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skipped Depression which comes first and last!

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    #48

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message, "No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And trusted with the real Kinder Eggs...we Americans can't be trusted not to eat the toy...and honestly, I don't doubt it.

    Bill
    Community Member
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    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that. It's because they could use those little instrument of destruction to infiltrate and conquer us man.

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    ANGEL BABY
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that, cause I was like, huh :)

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    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    12 months ago

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    Please make sure that male employees write the jokes only if they are chidless?!

    #49

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: “I forgot how expensive outside was.”

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you used Internet lately? 😶

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    #50

    El Arroyo sign humor: "The main function of the little toe is to make sure all the furniture is in place."

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    Kristen Woehlke
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to let others know you're multilingual!

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    #51

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about missing TV shows in childhood, capturing the best sign moments.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fooling here, youngsters. TV shows used to have 39 episodes per year and were replaced with another show during the 13 weeks of summer. No reruns, no syndication, no streaming. And it was all uphill - both ways.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uphill and nothing but snow until the test pattern came on.

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    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can binge them.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, you just had to wait until rerun season.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early TV wasn't taped. It was live. No reruns possible.

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    #52

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about the future leadership being homeschooled by day drinkers.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to throw a 20th birthday party for this sign next month?

    #53

    Funny El Arroyo sign about people's survival instincts and toilet paper in Austin, Texas.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon to be mass hoarding of canned vegetables and canned fruit when all the Hispanic farm workers are deported and we have no food.

    Kombatbunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand that 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    12 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a friend of mine, running from a long-winded earthquake (45 seconds), manged to put on her contact lenses and grab a full five-liter water bottle.

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    #54

    El Arroyo sign reads "Introverts unite! Separately! In our own homes," humorously highlighting introvert lifestyle.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introverts: We like people, we just don't want to be around them much.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quietly, so no one will know you're there.

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    #55

    El Arroyo sign with the humorous message: "I just know I’ll die trying to pet something I shouldn’t."

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not friend then why friend shaped?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austin is an abandoned town in the Murchison region of Western Australia, so that is very possible, maybe even probable.

    #56

    Humorous El Arroyo sign with a witty message about aging like milk, not wine.

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    #58

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about Santa visiting once a year.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at night, so you don't have to see them.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For enough time to eat the cookies and drink the mik.

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    #59

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about running out of coffee and using tequila instead.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One tequila two tequila three tequila, floor!

    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to an older Mexican acquaintance: Do you drink beer? NO. Wine? NO. Any alcohol? NO! Tequila? WELL, YEAH.

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    #63

    El Arroyo sign with humorous quote about not going to bed angry and plotting revenge late.

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    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says I can't plot my revenge in my bed?

    #65

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about naming a baby and realizing dislikes.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the method where you give the baby a classic name, a hippie name, and a Scottish Clan name. Like Elizabeth Rain Skullcracker Tokyo.

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    #66

    Sign at El Arroyo displaying witty message: "Common sense is like deodorant, those that need it most never use it."

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    #67

    El Arroyo sign humorous message about Netflix history and m****r studies.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Bored Panda comment history makes me look cynical and sarcastic.

    #68

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about eating and shirts.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be safe just never wear white while eating.

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    #70

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about Santa publishing his naughty list for meeting people.

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    #71

    Humorous El Arroyo sign about holding the fridge door open, seeking answers.

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    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure in Texas there are little taco-type snacks called "Answers".

    #72

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "Always remember you're unique just like everyone else."

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    #75

    El Arroyo sign with humorous quote about Texas weather's unpredictability.

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    Kombatbunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melbourne as well though these days it feels more like two..

    to old to care
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colorado is right there with you.

    #76

    El Arroyo sign displays "You're on mute" phrase, highlighting a popular saying of 2020.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you realize you're not on mute?" came in a close second.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2021 "let him be on mute, I don't care" 🙃

    #77

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message: "Feeling good about yourself? Have a kid draw a picture of you."

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least the German kids are Kinder? 🤷‍♂️

    kitten levels tokyo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think anyone was feeling good about themselves anymore.

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    #78

    El Arroyo sign with funny message: "Easter egg hunts: Proof your kid can find things if they want to."

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    #79

    El Arroyo sign with humorous message about Earth's rotation in a street setting.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a slight tilt makes my summer! 🌞

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It simply makes the world go 'round!

    #80

    El Arroyo sign with a humorous message about rewatching firework videos.

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