This one's pretty funny. Waste not, want not ...

That's actually kind of cute.

How do you carry on a conversation with him ? I have so many questions.

my friend is like this and its hilarious

No

Asking all the questions on people who do this is amazing, because they answer. Not sure if always honest or true.

I'm sorry, but as annoying as this must be, I also find it hilarious.

I loved how he finds it endearing instead of annoying.

As someone with high-functioning autism, this sounds like it might be Autism Spectrum Disorder. Many High Functioning Autistic people have trouble with chatting and casual conversation. The fact he has to google topics for conversation hints he might be having trouble with casual social skills and is making an effort to compensate. Likewise, the fact he asks intimate questions in a room full of people suggests he has trouble understanding social propriety and boundaries, another thing difficult for people with autism.

Put him in front of a mirror and tell him that he is cute and a keeper, because he is actually listening to you. My one, I could tell him 200 times how a watch is beautiful and he would still show up on valentines or birthdays with something else but the watch.

What's rizz?

Umm...aren't alarm clocks just a type of timer?

I think this is a healthy self care boundary and not a flag at all.

"Snack budget"? That doesn't sound good.

I think that flag is red, not beige!

Thanks random boyfriend!

Girlfriend's version of zoomies!

That’s really strange

In high school, my brother loved convincing people that "gullible" wasn't actually in the dictionary.

I've often said that it's as selfish to refuse to receive as it is to refuse to give, because in refusing to receive we are denying other people the opportunity to be generous and we are refusing to be grateful to other, instead insisting they always be indebted to us. Generosity sometimes means allowing others to be generous too.

100% me. Not hypochondria or attention seeking, my body is just a POS. I either try not to comment on it because I can absolutely see how this would be annoying, or I make it a joke, like, ugh, what's broken on me now?

Maybe she just problems with inflammation or an allergy and doesn’t know it? OP seems a bit judged IMO but then again I was like his girlfriend until I figured out my own dietary and environmental triggers then it was like I had a new body

Sounds like a presentation of anxiety.

Some people are just physically weaker all around. eg. Me. I sprain my thumb on one day(it takes forever to heal). I stub my toe so badly it hurts 2 months in. Different parts of the body hurts relating to monthly female probs. Back aching for sitting down too long. Fingers hurt for typing too much. After a couple of kids and getting older, minor issues like these are just a given...

I loathe it when someone that matters to me dismisses chronic illness. A dear friend just told me if her "91 year old mother can walk 2 blocks, so can you". I stopped answering her calls.

Same with me honestly

Don’t worry. Once you get older, you’ll start chiming in with your own aches and pains. She’s just got a good lead on you. But you’ll catch up and pass her in a few years.

This feels like a bright red "I have to be the center of attention at all times" flag... buts that any opinion and if OP loves her, and sees the flag as beige, that's all good too. I'm not about to pass judgement on someone I don't know.

my husband, ditto. & just keep complaining instead of taking a f n head powder

Did my husband wrote this??

yep my ex permanently had headaches and the new one has random s**t happen as well. Meantime I haven't been sick since like 2019.

that is going to grow tiresome

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome - when all your connective tissue is messed up. Can dislocate a finger by trying to write a letter.

This is my mother in law. The woman has had thousands of ailments over 30 years..her doctors are rich af

That is not a beige flag. It is a red one. Her aches and pains will become larger and more debilitating as long as you feed into her hypochondria. I've seen two ladies like this.

this is me, but to be fair.. when you have Fibromyalgia, autism, schizophrenia, DID, gallstones and Porphyria, it's hard to feel 100% , but I try :') xD

Have you checked to see if she has depression?

Kind of a reddish colored flag...

I went through that for years before being diagnosed with fibromyalgia. Even now more than 20 years after being diagnosed every thing that comes up is attributed to my fibro. I've had years of problems with my right hip. Fibromyalgia. One time I asked an er doc for an x-ray on my hip without mentioning fibro and it was done. Basically my hip is crumbling and because of my problems with anaesthetic they refuse to replace it. Leaving me in a wheelchair. Sucks

My M was like that. She was ~never~ healthy. She once tried telling me she broke her leg but didn't go to the doctor because it would heal on its own. Amazingly, she was healed the next day!!! What a miracle! She also broke her ankle once. That too was healed the next day. Another miracle! Lol. Love and miss you Mom!

Maybe she just doesn't want to have sex with you

She could be, or become, a hypochondriac. Not necessarily a beige flag imo

I friggin hate when people do that! Didn't you read the rest? Is your brain function that limited? Why?!

When my children went through this phase I'd pretend to not know what they wanted until they spoke properly. (And, yes, they were fully able to articulate clearly.)

I don't understand why that would make the waiter embarrassed - he'll either have an actual favorite that he'll recommend, if not then he'll pick something at random from the menu (or something expensive)... or maybe the manager said "hey, we've got too much fish, so push the fish!" and recommend that. Not sure where the discomfort would come from unless the waiter was so unfamiliar with the menu that he couldnt think of a single dish to recommend.

I'm like that and I'm a woman. If they want to say, they will tell me - that's my reasoning.

Maybe he thinks it’s a beige flag that you call yourself a scheduled girly.