40 Times People Revealed What Ridiculously Hilarious Misconceptions They Have About Women’s Bodies And It Got Immortalized Online
Turns out, it's not just the mysterious, elusive G-spot men have a hard time locating on a woman's body.
Some of them are so oblivious, so misinformed about the female reproductive system, you can't help but wonder what they had been up to during their biology classes. Maybe reading the memoirs of an 80-year-old grumpy alien virgin? I don't know.
But there's even a subreddit dedicated to their ignorance. It's called r/BadWomensAnatomy. This online community, which already has 460,000 members, collects pictures of some of the dumbest things men have said about the clitoris, vagina, and pretty much every other body part you can think of.
Here are the most popular posts from the subreddit.
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"Just how little men know about women's bodies is shocking," general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda. "A YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The results were actually abysmal. Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."
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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel said. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."
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To make that a top priority, Gorfinkel gives the following reasons: "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."
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Girls Can't Orgasm Apparently
Gorfinkel also pointed out that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. To understand this, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."
"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."
And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction.
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What The Hell Does That Even Mean? What Is She Supposed To Do?
*dun dun dun* *horror chord* *psycho strings* *waterphone sounds* *half-life music*
Load More Replies...It's not about her, he objectifies women and sexualizes them at all times and so it doesn't matter to this jerk who she is as an autonomous person, it only matters what it does for him. What a small, pitiful human.
She didn't even get to decide which pants she wore. This is a uniform, what does she need to do? Wear two sizes too big?
This dangerously sounds like "she asked for it". I hate when someone says something like this.
That was exactly what I thought, very close to that sickening idea.
Load More Replies...Forget the guy cop's butt. Everyone knows the most powerful ass is TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS™.
Load More Replies...also what does sexuality have to do with this lesbians cant have an a$$?
Think he is implying the pants are rather tight and so may restrict movement.
This person has not ever worn police gear. The pants are made to stretch....its called polyester, some elements of lycra and spandex are woven into service officer's uniforms. Fitting close to the body of both men and women, mean that your pants won't snag on the fence you have to climb over on a dead run foot pursuit, or the broken glass of a window you have to break to save a person's life when they are trapped and the fire dept. and para medics are 15min. out.
She’s obviously having to wear trousers made for men- they have pockets.
My sister works in the same profession. ALL the uniforms are made for men. She HAS to wear a mans small pant size because it’s the closest fit. Women do not have the hips of prepubescent males. Strange, I know. Even the worlds top designers can’t figure this out ... but then, most of them have preferred prepubescent boys. - Just saying.
Where do you live? Here they have female uniforms and male uniforms. The female uniforms are cut to fit the female body. The uniform stores and online outlets carry female and male uniforms for EMS and police. Very very strange that they don't have that where you live !!!!
Load More Replies...How does this limit her mobilty? I'm very sure this material is elastic.
Police and EMS uniforms are not elastic. They're a poly blend that is able to be washed, dried and put on without the need for ironing.
Load More Replies...That's a trustworthy ass, the kind I want my police to have. To serve and protect (me from idiots)
Not to be a creep but just as a fact, that is a very nice behind, his problem is that he is clearly intimidated by it.
For some reason, I thought he was talking about her hair and was very confused
ermmmm.... limits her range of motion??? Pretty sure having an ass helps with range of motion....
us girls have like an extra closet for all our asses don't you
Would there be differed kind of work asses for different kind of jobs? Like a big soft ass if you work in an office, a small hard ass if you work in the mines, a big hard ass if you have a dangerous job?
the man who said this needs his commonsense brain! wait.... he doesnt look like he has it
How does having an a*s limit her range of motion exactly?? I'd like to hear the explanation for this one.
These are the Dutch police. They have some pretty good looking women on the force but mind you, cross them and you will face their wrath.
what look like a man you guys only look at boobs, ass instead of her face
It also doesn't help that the folks who design (and make) tactical pants don't have a wide range of shaping. We're all skinny minis with no ass. And if this tall? Thank Dog forin hemmed options (on occasion) and boots. I hate looking like I'm waiting for a flood when I sit down!
I thought he was going to complain that since she & the male cops back of uniform say different things, that hers translated to lesbian, as a way to stop getting hit on by jerks like him, but he wasn’t falling for it. Glad to see I was wrong. Sort of.
Honestly. The guy should be happy 'cos that's the only ass he'll ever see with that attitude, tbh
I'd LOVE to have an ass like that...it take it everywhere with me!
That ass is clearly a "i squat 225 lbs" ass and is fully operational for the field. It's an ass that will pretty much kick yours if you act like one. Or at least, the guy getting his ass whupped by her has something positive to take away from the ass whupping lol
i believe that these pants have been altered to fit a woman; very French.
Yeah, I have a casual butt, a going- out but, and an outdoor but. Shame on you for not having one, lady.
And once again this “man” shows what pigs some men can be. They can’t control themselves to the point of seeing a woman working equals sex
Yeah of course it's a woman's fault somehow 🙄 do you even hear yourself?
Load More Replies...What got MY attention was the hair sticking out - can be grabbed by someone during a scuffle. Female or male, tuck long hair under the hat unless you want it used against you during a fight.
Misogyny aside, how does she bend over in those trousers without the seams ripping or feeling as though she is cutting herself in half?
The trousers are so tight they will make it difficult to climb over things or bend down without being very uncomfortable. That doesn't excuse the sexism though.
Load More Replies...All he had to do is say "females" and I automatically had no respect for him.
You automatically lost all respect for someone because they referred to females? I don't understand. She's a female. You said "Him". He would be a male then. You believe in males but not females?
Load More Replies...Truth be told, the same study we mentioned at the beginning of this text found that some women have problems navigating their body too. For example, 43% of them could not label the labia.
The only part of the female genitalia which the majority of both genders got right was the clitoris, identified correctly by two-thirds of men and women (71% of women, 69% of men).
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"As well as asking Britons to identify body parts, we also surveyed women about their understanding of their own bodies," the researchers wrote. "We discovered a worrying lack of knowledge among women about how their genitalia works."
For instance, the vagina contains a large amount of bacteria, but the good kind which keeps the area healthy. Washing inside the vagina - even just with water - damages the natural balance of bacteria and is highly likely to lead to infections.
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However, nearly half of the women (46%) they surveyed did not know that you shouldn't wash the inside of your vagina. A third (33%) thought it should be washed on a daily basis, and one in six (14%) said with water and soap, and one in five (19%) with water only. One in fifty (2%) think it should be washed with water after sex, rising to 7% of those aged from 18 to 24.
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Tampons=condoms
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I was holding the hand of my wife when she gave birth to our two children, an experience I would recommend to all men
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She Just Got Pregnant By Herself, Like The Virgin Mary
Just Push It All Out
That's Not How This Works
...uh No
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This reminds me of when someone gender swapped the Avengers poster to make a point... avengers-6...bc0537.jpg
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First I was cringy, then I was laughing.. hard, and eventually I get pissed off at the lack of education.
I totally agree, but people still can't differentiate between they're/their/there, so how will they fully grasp uterus/vagina/urethra?
Load More Replies...This is why sex ed should be mandatory andnot conected to any religion
As a guy, I'm sorry that women have to live with these ignorant, misogynistic, gross, egotistic morons. I'd just not want to be associated with men at all, thank you.
This is inadequate education, and not in any way related to gender. I have female relatives who would absolutely believe half this stuff because they weren't taught anything about their own anatomy other than "it's dirty".
Load More Replies...What is going on with your education systems? So much of this can be sorted using education.
I thought it was scary enough when I read about a woman that worked for a Senator who thought women could have their periods at will and that, women who had theirs, were looking for excuses to get out of work and be lazy. The guy was married..WITH KIDS!! You think at some point his wife would have at least explained it to him.
Wasn't there also some politician who said that women couldn't get pregnant from rape, because women's bodies would shut down the uterus if it senses that it's rape or something?
Load More Replies...I'm getting an eye roll migraine again. The post (which is probably too far down to hit many people's radar, since there's only so much idiocy a person can take in one sitting) describing the fact that any discussion about our bodies is pornographic, or otherwise sexualised leading to much misinformation is so sad but true. To address a few others: there are 3 holes; periods are gross, yes, but also natural and painful and we dont have any control over them (short of certain birth control options); vaginas are elastic, no amount of penetration will make them "looser"; women are human beings.
I am just gobsmacked by most of these. Like seriously how some of these people manage to be in relationships is beyond me.
Honestly, I doubt that any of these people have relationships.
Load More Replies...Funny story for this thread. A couple months back, my parents had a raccoon in their attic. Obviously, the called pest control. So the guy gets there and he starts talking about racoons, how it's probably female, etc. So then he gets the nerve to compare MY MOTHER'S hormones to the racoons. "You know how you want to feel nice and warm, and safe-" there was more racooney specific phrases in there. I am still suprised that my mother did not fire him on the spot. 😂
Two problems -- (1) lack of sex-ed in schools and the social taboo nature of talking about this stuff. You can't blame boys/men for being ignorant if they aren't taught AND society shuns even talking about it. -- (2) Arrogance. You CAN blame men for being arrogant and assuming that they are experts on subjects that they know nothing about. A proper response to any of these scenarios is "I though ___, but you are a woman, so you know better than me when it comes to that stuff. Guess I was wrong", -- or instead of saying "What's the problem? Why don't you just do ___", they should ask "Is it possible for you to ___ or is that not how things work?"
You can blame them for being ignorant. If my male partner or my father or brother gets a "misterious condition " every month I would ask them to explain it to me or do some research. Its pure selfishness.
Load More Replies...Sad thing is, I bet most of these people did go through public school sex ed. It's one semester and they go through it quickly and not thoroughly at all. What little they might have learned, they pissed out just like a woman pisses out her period... Duh
I had some huge gaps in my sexual education, but never this much misinformation. I guess it's because I didn't grow up with easy web access to total bullshit.
Now I'm gonna have to go and have a look at r/badwomensanatomy for more infuriated laughs
I laughed but alll in all this post just gave me a headache.God, we still have SUCH aa long way to go to an enlightende and civilized society.
We're discussing the reproductive system in anatomy and physiology tomorrow. I'm ready to hear some fun questions from the guys
There is a difference between ignorance and insanity. Like, I get some people may not understand biology, but the way they get to that conclusion baffles me. Some of the stuff, like the PE teacher shows how they put sexism and misogyny as truths that define the female body.
PLEASE teach your children anatomy and physiology for both male and female bodies. We aren't that different until reproduction is involved, and obviously, the misconceptions about that are epic....
Sadly, there is no more 'Survival of the Fittest' . If there was.....many less F*cktards....😁
Load More Replies...Well now I'm ticked off! I'll be reading animal comics if anyone needs me
To all the females dissing males sorry but not all of us are this f*****g retarded
Most of us do know that. Many of use live with them in some form or other (I mean husband/father etc). Sex ex needs to be compulsory and no excuses. The harm that some of this dumb crap can cause.
Load More Replies...Are you suggesting these men are just stupid and don't know any better? Because it's become pretty obvious that as you scroll down, people just assume they know more about women than actual women. If you want to excuse this behavior then go ahead, but just know that both types of people are rude, and clearly don't care enough to educate themselves.
Load More Replies...First I was cringy, then I was laughing.. hard, and eventually I get pissed off at the lack of education.
I totally agree, but people still can't differentiate between they're/their/there, so how will they fully grasp uterus/vagina/urethra?
Load More Replies...This is why sex ed should be mandatory andnot conected to any religion
As a guy, I'm sorry that women have to live with these ignorant, misogynistic, gross, egotistic morons. I'd just not want to be associated with men at all, thank you.
This is inadequate education, and not in any way related to gender. I have female relatives who would absolutely believe half this stuff because they weren't taught anything about their own anatomy other than "it's dirty".
Load More Replies...What is going on with your education systems? So much of this can be sorted using education.
I thought it was scary enough when I read about a woman that worked for a Senator who thought women could have their periods at will and that, women who had theirs, were looking for excuses to get out of work and be lazy. The guy was married..WITH KIDS!! You think at some point his wife would have at least explained it to him.
Wasn't there also some politician who said that women couldn't get pregnant from rape, because women's bodies would shut down the uterus if it senses that it's rape or something?
Load More Replies...I'm getting an eye roll migraine again. The post (which is probably too far down to hit many people's radar, since there's only so much idiocy a person can take in one sitting) describing the fact that any discussion about our bodies is pornographic, or otherwise sexualised leading to much misinformation is so sad but true. To address a few others: there are 3 holes; periods are gross, yes, but also natural and painful and we dont have any control over them (short of certain birth control options); vaginas are elastic, no amount of penetration will make them "looser"; women are human beings.
I am just gobsmacked by most of these. Like seriously how some of these people manage to be in relationships is beyond me.
Honestly, I doubt that any of these people have relationships.
Load More Replies...Funny story for this thread. A couple months back, my parents had a raccoon in their attic. Obviously, the called pest control. So the guy gets there and he starts talking about racoons, how it's probably female, etc. So then he gets the nerve to compare MY MOTHER'S hormones to the racoons. "You know how you want to feel nice and warm, and safe-" there was more racooney specific phrases in there. I am still suprised that my mother did not fire him on the spot. 😂
Two problems -- (1) lack of sex-ed in schools and the social taboo nature of talking about this stuff. You can't blame boys/men for being ignorant if they aren't taught AND society shuns even talking about it. -- (2) Arrogance. You CAN blame men for being arrogant and assuming that they are experts on subjects that they know nothing about. A proper response to any of these scenarios is "I though ___, but you are a woman, so you know better than me when it comes to that stuff. Guess I was wrong", -- or instead of saying "What's the problem? Why don't you just do ___", they should ask "Is it possible for you to ___ or is that not how things work?"
You can blame them for being ignorant. If my male partner or my father or brother gets a "misterious condition " every month I would ask them to explain it to me or do some research. Its pure selfishness.
Load More Replies...Sad thing is, I bet most of these people did go through public school sex ed. It's one semester and they go through it quickly and not thoroughly at all. What little they might have learned, they pissed out just like a woman pisses out her period... Duh
I had some huge gaps in my sexual education, but never this much misinformation. I guess it's because I didn't grow up with easy web access to total bullshit.
Now I'm gonna have to go and have a look at r/badwomensanatomy for more infuriated laughs
I laughed but alll in all this post just gave me a headache.God, we still have SUCH aa long way to go to an enlightende and civilized society.
We're discussing the reproductive system in anatomy and physiology tomorrow. I'm ready to hear some fun questions from the guys
There is a difference between ignorance and insanity. Like, I get some people may not understand biology, but the way they get to that conclusion baffles me. Some of the stuff, like the PE teacher shows how they put sexism and misogyny as truths that define the female body.
PLEASE teach your children anatomy and physiology for both male and female bodies. We aren't that different until reproduction is involved, and obviously, the misconceptions about that are epic....
Sadly, there is no more 'Survival of the Fittest' . If there was.....many less F*cktards....😁
Load More Replies...Well now I'm ticked off! I'll be reading animal comics if anyone needs me
To all the females dissing males sorry but not all of us are this f*****g retarded
Most of us do know that. Many of use live with them in some form or other (I mean husband/father etc). Sex ex needs to be compulsory and no excuses. The harm that some of this dumb crap can cause.
Load More Replies...Are you suggesting these men are just stupid and don't know any better? Because it's become pretty obvious that as you scroll down, people just assume they know more about women than actual women. If you want to excuse this behavior then go ahead, but just know that both types of people are rude, and clearly don't care enough to educate themselves.
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