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By widely accepted definition, humans have 79 organs. If you aren’t a doctor or an expert, chances are that your memory of knowing what their functions are has become quite rusty since the last time you sat in a biology class. This seems to be a particular issue when it comes to the woman’s body, as many men seem to have skipped this lesson entirely.

That’s why the subreddit ‘Bad Women's Anatomy’ exists, full of blissfully ignorant males wrongly commenting on the female body. And since they decided to spell out their unbelievable opinions online, it’s only right that the Internet shames them in return. Scroll down to find some of the worst misconceptions about women's health, and don’t forget to share similar encounters below!

While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, who kindly agreed to tell us how we could educate ourselves better about the female body.

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Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

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Sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, believes that women’s bodies are still surrounded by mystery because we as a society have placed a lot of shame around them.

“Although it's shifting, western culture placed a lot of shame around women's bodies, menstruation, and sexuality, making these subjects hard to talk about openly and keeping conversations behind closed doors. Furthermore, there were very limited studies done on women's bodies, leaving women with limited information to begin with.”

#4

When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even imagine. Growing up in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis, I got decent sex-ed from my public grade school. Religious schools just suck.

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#5

I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

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#6

Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

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According to the Mental Health Foundation’s survey, around 85% of women feel uncomfortable in their bodies, which prevents them from talking about them or seeking out medical professionals' help when health issues arise.

#7

Push And Splat

Push And Splat

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Alexia
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please stop this planet, I want to get out of it

Ellinor
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If one day I see an Alien, I won't be telling anyone. I'll pack a suitcase and go with them far away from here.

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The Doom Song
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah all us women have a button hidden somewhere on our bodies named "push and splat" If only it were that simple......

Foxxy says Hello
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in a discussion with someone who thinks that women who leak during their periods are lazy and disgusting. Doesn't matter if you don't know when you will get your period, how heavy you are or lack of symptoms, you should know your body and prevent yourself from leaking. Most women would rather not leak as it can be quite embarrassing. Nothing to do with being lazy.

Kangaroo
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL I had my period earlier this month, ended after a few days as usual, things were fine and normal. 3 days later I randomly passed a huge blood clot while sitting at my desk at work. I’m in my 30s, my period is quite regular by now. No warning, no spotting, just all clear until suddenly splat, while I was wearing very light coloured pants. This has never happened to me before (except in my teens when periods are still chaotic). How lazy and disgusting of me, according to the person you talked to 😂

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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhh....On behalf of all humans, I think we're going to have to let you go. We've seen the work you're doing, and we're gonna be moving in a different direction...

_-DungeonKeeper-_
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That implies that we can also stop it from happening, which I wish were true.

Lost Panda
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is it. This is the one that made me lose all hope for humanity and stop reading

Sunny Day
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IDK. It seemed to me that to schedule your period all you had to do was schedule a big event where you did NOT want your period. Beach vacation? Romantic getaway? Camping trip? Wedding?

Gen X Feral
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously!!! Every new relationship when it's time for the first time boom

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Danielle
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going to write something graphic about when you sneeze on you period, but I'll let you fill in the blank yourself.

Deborah Coalter
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dum dum dummy. If we really could stop it, don't you think we would have done it by now?

Val
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah buddy. We control it as much as you control your boners.

The Queen Of France
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Push and splat! Were that it was so easy and could also occur on demand! 🤣🤣🤣

tori Ohno
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dated a guy once who thought that when a woman bears down to have a bowel movement during her period, the blood squirts out and would make her period end sooner by emptying it out. That guy got dumped fast.

Tyranamar Seuss
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, the hormones going on at the time of your period cause smooth muscle contraction. Which can cause diarrhea. And while you're dumping your bowels you do push more blood out. But it doesn't stop the period faster. Just sort of helps clear things out. The bleeding lasts as long as it's going to last.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am too focused on the amazing doggy wallpaper to care about how stupid this boy is.

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#8

Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

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#9

Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

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Farah the Turtle
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YTA, obviously. How DARE you suggest that your daughter has a vagina at such a young age??? /s

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Even those who gather the courage to talk to a medical professional about their concerns might not receive fair treatment, as before 1993 females weren’t included in clinical trials, and to this day the medical field is still not sure how many drugs and devices work for women. 

#10

I Don’t Even Know Anymor

I Don’t Even Know Anymor

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#11

Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

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#12

This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

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The Doom Song
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... I'm just getting to work now... time to switch the "OFF" button

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Most clinical testing and research has been done on men, as testing on women included too many unstable variables, like fluctuating hormones, and required greater funds to cover both gender studies. However, this is slowly but surely changing by focusing more on health conditions that everybody has but that might be experienced differently by men and women. 

#15

I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exhibit A why men should not be involved in discussing women's reproductive rights. Who's gonna tell him?

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MacKinnon emphasizes that it’s important to understand the female body better. “Women spend an average of 7 years of their lives menstruating and are affected by their hormones throughout their cycles. Something that affects women's energy, fertility, moods, sleep, sexuality, and so much more is worthy of understanding. Women are roughly half of the population, why wouldn't it be important for women to understand their own bodies, and for women and men to understand each other's?”

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#16

Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

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#17

That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

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#18

Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason is, that self proclaimed "alphas" can't impress anyone above 30 anymore.

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One way to understand the female body better is to talk about it more with men and women. This will help to normalize these conversations and help educate ourselves and others, says MacKinnon. “Men run on an average 24-hour hormonal cycle, while women run on an average 28-day hormonal cycle. The more women can understand how they're affected by the 4 phases of their cycles, the more they're able to thrive throughout the month and be less negatively impacted by menstruation,” she further explains.

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Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

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#21

Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

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It’s especially important that men get educated on the female body, as they significantly outnumber women in state legislatures, who make decisions that affect women. When male politicians who govern people are uneducated, they may make choices that restrict the liberty of women.

#23

Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

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#24

Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

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Just like Donald Trump, who, in one of his recent interviews, blurted out that he plans to make birth control much harder to get, particularly for people living in less fortunate conditions. Even though he later denied this, there’s no way to ensure that he won’t commit to it if he gets the presidential chair.

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#26

Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So every woman who is NOT pregnant after EVERY ovulation is a mass murderer. I've heard this one before. Southern Baptists are sick MFs.

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Meanwhile, learning about the female body can make women more comfortable in their own skin. In addition, familiarizing yourself with your own physiology can help make more informed decisions about health. And when women can make autonomous decisions about their bodies, it unburdens half of the population and benefits everyone. 

#28

This Is Just Vile

This Is Just Vile

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thesis: Ben knows exactly one girl who happens to be white. And he calls her a s**t because her boyfriend isn't him.

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#29

How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

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Floeckchen
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all: Google it! The fact you don't know about any proove doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Second: We can't describe it in detail to you because you little man-baby would cry your eyes out.

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#30

Found One In The Wild

Found One In The Wild

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#31

It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

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Me
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what if his girl described her vibrator as a "coochie cleaner" just to have a nice time without him?

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#32

Perfectly Logical!

Perfectly Logical!

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Blah blah blah
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh s**t, did I have a secret child age 12 when I had a growth spurt?

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#33

When Will This Myth Die?!

When Will This Myth Die?!

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Ellinor
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't have hymens, and some other "break" when biking or doing some sports, doesn't mean I lost my "virginity" at 11 when I did equitation.

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#35

Tampons Do What Now??

Tampons Do What Now??

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