Not many people would rate “giving a presentation” as their favorite thing to do. But whether you love it or hate it, there’s a good chance you’ve had to give at least one during your school career. Presentations can help build communication skills, confidence, public speaking abilities, self-esteem, and other useful traits. But no matter how prepared you are, things can still go awry. When they do, it’s always good to remember that everything in life is a learning experience.
Someone once asked, “What was the ‘please stop’ school presentation that you witnessed?”—and the internet went wild. The post clocked 11,000 comments as people shared the most cringeworthy and embarrassing moments they'd seen in class, from a Computer Security student openly admitting to illegally hacking a website, to another who fully plagiarized an essay—even a voice actor who took things to the next level by awkwardly running around the stage pretending to be all the (bear) characters in a children's book.
Bored Panda has picked the best of the absolute worst presentation moments for your scrolling pleasure. Let us know your favorites by upvoting them, and feel free to share your own experiences of epic presenting fails.
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The antivaxxer chick that did a presentation on why vaccines cause autism... followed up by someone elses presentation on how vaccines do not cause autism. It was a weird day.
counterspell(roll for IQ, if IQ is higher than two, previous spell will be nulled by common sense)
Psychology class. Our final was to research and to a presentation on a mental illness. One group chose necrophilia. Started with the first slide saying 'lets crack open a cold one'
I should - no, should not - add a comment. Oh dear.
Load More Replies...I would have laughed my backside off! Anyway, it IS a recognised mental illness.
This reminds me of a presentation I once had to do on a politician who offed himself via... well, let's call it "forgetting to open his parachute". I started the presentation with "My presentation is about [politician] *dramatic pause* or what's left of him" to the shock/groans of my classmates. Let's just say my humour was, and still is, darker than average...
Have a listen to Freaker's Ball written by Shel Silverstein and performed by Dr. Hook. One of the lines goes: "white ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones... necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones!" It's a classic!
He was a genius. Most people know him for his kid-friendly stuff, but he produced some excellent material for adults. Almost necrophilia-adjacent is his short ditty about a young lady name Polly.
Load More Replies..."He will stay till you come." - Hamlet (William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 3)
obsession or love of dead things/people I think. Have a lovely day.
Load More Replies...Someone in my class did a book report on the dictionary. The teacher was pissed, all of us students thought it was hilarious. Never heard the end of the presentation.
Us.
We were to make a film retelling the story of Hamlet. It was supposed to be five minutes. Being the creative nutcases we were, we made a 22 minute film complete with a commercial break which made fun of prior books we had to read. Ophelia was a Jersey Shore whore who refused to take her Prozac, Polonious was a perverted Greek philosopher, and Hamlet was a depressed emo. Sword fights were video game based, with Mortal Kombat themes. We presented it to the class and were cut off after five minutes.
We received an A-.
In college during Abnormal Psychology, a student did an entire presentation on Obama's bipolar disorder she kept citing an article from The Onion.
This one happened a few months ago only actually :
We were in law and entrepreneurship class and we had to make a presentation about a made up company we would invent and the two class "clowns" made their presentation about a drink and their slogan was "If she's drunk she can't say no" and neither of them wanted to read it.
They just wanted to skip over it, but the teacher made them read it and asked them to go back to their places, i had never seen someone so calm and angry at the same time. When the class started hesitatingly clapping, the prof said "Stop, this isn't worth clapping for"
The next week, the two of them went around all the classes during the morning reading time to present a video about consent
Edit : Sorry for my english, i meant teacher, not professor, we're still in high school.
In college, someone was doing a presentation on Nelson Mandela and kept referring to Africans as “African Americans”.
An Anti-Bullying campaign
They spent most of the presentation explaining different types and ways to bully/harass people
Bullying increased in school and everything got 10 times worse now that the students were more “educated” on the subject.
It was my sophomore year English class, this kid who was reading his essay in front of the class and started to stumble over some of the words. The teacher recognized the words and found the essay the kid plagiarized and started HELPING HIM READ IT the kid didn’t understand what was happening and just thanked the teacher and kept reading.
Edit:
I don’t have time to reply to everyone but here’s a few more details for clarity. This was in like 2004, the teacher found the essay on the internet. He gave the kid a day to try again. The kid was stumbling over the words because they were big ones he’d evidently never seen before. Everything else is fuzzy since it was over 15 years ago. Cheers! Thanks for the upvotes!
Reminds me of when I worked for a university and a student was caught for plagiarising an essay because what he had copied was something published by his (female) lecturer. His defence: "I didn't know you were a doctor so I didn't recognise your name." 🤦♂️
I studied went to school for Computer Security. In an introduction to computer security course, we had to do a project on Social Engineering. A student decided that for his project he was going to find a way to gain access to a chosen website.
* He found a small local business website.
* Identified that the domain was registered to an email address from a local ISP
* Called the ISP to reset the password, they asked him for his last 4 of his SSN, so he hung up.
* He found the phone number of the business, so called them and pretended to be from the ISP offering 3 months free if the person did a 5 question survey. They accepted, and answered some BS questions, then he asked for the last 4 of the guy's SSN, which they gave no problem
* He then called the ISP with the last 4, got them to reset the password of the email account
* He then logged into the email, and used it to get the domain registrar to send a password reset to the email, which he used to reset the password of the domain account (and deleted the email).
* He recorded all phone calls and screenshotted the whole process
As he presented all these we kept expecting him to say "but that would be illegal, so I didn't do X", but he went all the way.
The professor finally stopped him after he said he logged into the domain registrar and told him to destroy everything and never speak of it again.
I think the professor was a bit nicer than he could have been... potentially to the point of accomplice (telling him to destroy evidence).
When I was in high school, a girl from an absurdly wealthy family gave a presentation on why the rich are just as oppressed as anyone. This was in a normal public school in Kentucky where about 90% of the students were middle class at best. You could feel the eyes rolling in that room.
Ooooo do I have a good one! When I was in school we were asked to create a project that would help solve some issues in our environment. Anyway, this one guy who is probably one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met (and I don’t say that lightly) suggested the idea of flying cars, and his reasoning for why it would help the environment was because “then we wouldn’t use so much gas, just like airplanes!” And I just sat there like what does he think airplanes run on? F*cking pixie dust?
Freshman year college public speaking course. Had to give a persuasive speech on a “controversial” topic.
Being the deep thinker I was, wrote my speech arguing we shouldn’t have seat belt laws, it was a personal choice... blah blah blah. Almost finished my speech, cute blonde girl gets up and runs out of the room crying. Girl sitting next to her says that her friend had just died in a car accident from... not wearing a seat belt.
I freeze and look over at the prof. She says don’t worry about it, it happens. If I remember right I got an A or B. The girl ended up being a friend of some friends and I would see her around campus and at parties. Never worked up the nerve to talk to her or apologize.
I mean, if it’s supposed to be controversial, I’d say that was job well done
Sophomore year of high school we were tasked with a bringing in an object from home and giving a presentation on how/why the object explains you as a person. Kid brought in a knife, not a big one, but a knife nonetheless. He actually gave a decent presentation...but ended getting expelled because of it later that day.
Enviromental science. For our final project in the class we were allowed to talk about
Dude decides to do his project on global "cooling". Buddy was up there for 7 mins explaining to the class how the earth has been getting colder and colder, and how its eventually going to cause problems to other species.
Teacher was really passionate about this class and you could se her squirming in her seat the whole way through the presentation. Whole thing was a Big WTF.
His sources were online forums.
Some guy in my class, about 12-13years old, confused "heroic" and "erotic". The teacher asked if he really read an "erotic" book and he said yes, as the student watched in disbelief. Took the teacher 30 seconds to catch up the misundersting.
This was my presentation, and it was about the science behind how mountain dew can dissolve a mouse. This was in 4th grade. Needless to say I got some parent complaints.
It's me. I did this. I cringe about it to this day, nearly 20 years later.
I was 16 and in high school. My high school was going to do a spring talent show. I wanted to be in the talent show and show off my talents. The problem was, my actual talents are not ones that I could show off at a talent show. So I decided to try singing.
I have never sung in my life. I have never had voice lessons.
I was in my prime weeb stage and chose an anime song to sing. I didn't know any actual Japanese, I had just memorized the lyrics from hearing the song so many times.
Luckily I didn't make it past auditions, but several people saw an overweight girl in a Sailor Moon shirt try to sing 'Butterfly' despite having never done any singing or voice training ever in her life.
Nearly 20 years later, and remembering it keeps me awake at night.
Someone gave a speech about durian in a class once. She brought a small frozen sample that thawed as the class went on. The professor let students step out the room. Coincidentally, one of the culinary classes reported a gas leak and pulled the fire alarm.
In high school a student died in a car accident where she was driving. There was no record that stated she was distracted by her phone or anything, but the school decided to have an assembly shortly after talking about distracted driving and using her as an example. Telling the whole school she'd be alive if she was doing what she was supposed to.
I was in 4th grade and a girl in my class did an oral report on Martin Luther King and how he was a hero for freeing the slaves ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Presentation on WWII. Student had just discovered all the neat transitions you can use between slides and decided to use a different one each slide.
They used the flashing heart transition between a photo slide of a mass grave and a photo slide of [the German dictator].
One year in a violent political upheaval class a kid gave a presentation and the whole time he said ***pheasant*** revolution instead of ***peasant*** revolution. I had to stifle a giggle for his entire 15 minute presentation.
In Speech 101 in college we had to pick a children's book and voice act each character. That was it. That was the entire assignment.
Well... One student decided to take it to the next level. He chose a Berenstain Bear book and decided to not only do voice acting for every single one of the characters, but also act it out.
It was physically uncomfortable to watch this guy scramble around the room and pretend to be bears and other animals. It was not well done. It was awful.
For 8th grade talent show, 2 girls sang the "Mr. Bledel" song (Mr. Bledel was a good looking, recently college graduated teacher) that basically was about how cute they thought he was. Even then, it was incredibly uncomfortable and I remember looking at the teachers face and he didn't seem very amused.
My elementary/primary school was a religious school. So one day when we had an assembly by the religious members of our school, they were explaining the importance of praying and all the discipline issues. While one of the members were saying stuff about faith or whatnot one of the other members interrupted him and started to say to never lose focus while praying she then went on to say that even though there is a house fire to not stop praying, the most “yikes” thing was when she said that even if your parents are dying and asking for help to not stop your prayer. I was completely shocked by this and couldn’t believe what she said to the whole school of children ranging from (4th grade- 8th grade). I looked around to see the reaction of everyone but everyone seemed normal.
Coming out of the whole presentation. I told one of my friends how messed up that particular message was. Basically someone heard me saying that and like a little snitch went to tell that lady what I had said. I was called to meet her and she confronted me about saying bad stuff about her speech. I told her that yes, I did because one of things she said didn’t stick to me well and told her which one I disagreed on. She said well that’s how we are suppose to be when praying. I was lucky she didn’t take my words too seriously and let me off the hook.
I thought it might’ve been a slip of the tongue kind of thing she must’ve said in the presentation, But by the end of the confrontation I was proved otherwise.
During our practice rounds for senior presentations, a girl got up with her PowerPoint that had paragraphs of text on each slide and then proceeded to read the paragraphs word for word from her notecards. The teacher stopped her and asked if this is how her whole presentation was and when she responded yes, the teacher stopped her and asked her to change her presentation. She wasn't understanding what was wrong, so we kindly gave her some feedback. She redid the presentation a few days later but the original was ROUGH.
This was a Spanish class in college, and I think the assignment was something like "talk about your best friend" or some such, just kind of a softball assignment so you could practice using the vocabulary. And one classmate's friend was evidently a friend with benefits.
Oh, I remember many decades ago, being in a drama class one time where somehow we got on the topic of incest, and a girl in class started talking about how it was okay if it was your "special" uncle and you really loved each other etc, and the teacher very, very gently asked if she were talking about someone she knew, and she blushed bright red and wouldn't talk for the rest of the class. I really hope he reported it and that she got the help she needed.
Compared to some other stories in here this is minor, but it was a group project for one of my literature classes. There were five people in this group. According to the rubric for this assignment, everyone was supposed to have equal speaking parts.
One of the members in this group would just *not stop talking.* Half of their presentation was just her talking (and she went on about each of her slides for like 5 minutes). The rest of her group members had like 1 or 2 slides each, and she had IIRC 5 or 6. She would also interject into the other group member's parts to add her opinions.
The look on my professors face screamed "Just shut up already!" everytime she talked.
The professor should have stepped up and each time she started to speak for another person or interrupted, he should tell her this is not her time to speak. She already had her time.
During nursing school a guy decided to use my little pony figures as props to a seminar room of about 100 people. He told the class that he would refer to himself as his pony name for the duration.. Don't remember what it was.
Also, not that this is relevant but he wore a black leather trench coat and it was pretty hot in the room yet he never took it off... cringe.
Edit: He wasn't a student he came in to do a talk about epilepsy and his experience with healthcare. We got to review them at the end and I gave him a good score because he actually had a lot of interesting things to say about his condition even if it was cringey.
Trenchcoats are suitable in some scenarios, but not in a roasting hot lecture
In 1984, when I was in 6th grade, each class did a winter concert. The 8th grade football team sang "I'm dreaming of a black Christmas" in. blackface. Green Bay Wisconsin, Bay View Middle School
B-school ethics class - we had a group give a presentation on how society benefited from the tobacco industry. They were ripped to shreds by the professor and rest of the class.
When i was a ninth grade student, we had to present the poems we made in english class.
most people wrote about embracing their culture, loving their friends, etc.
and then there was that one kid who recited a “lifestyle poem” which compared fat people to beached whales and said that people who don’t work out will die before they’re 20.
We had this senior talent show that a few male students could sign up for (No idea why it was only guys, or how the few people even got nominated for it) and they all had to do their own act. Some sang, some danced, some put on a funny skit (possibilities were endless)
Well, each year someone who never got told they weren't good at singing would end up on stage. One time this guy did the evolution of boy band songs and it was just below average singing for (no joke) 15 minutes straight.
Bonus skit that I'm glad didn't stop because it was hilarious, one guy did a wrestling skit with different movie characters and my friend was the announcer. When Indiana Jones got into the ring my friend announced "Its the BDSM bad boy himself" and somehow that slipped by all the school staff members and made it into the DVD's the school sold. Another friend of mine sang Disney princess songs while wearing a sonic hat and got second place and at least 3 girls gave him their number.
In history class, we all had to do a presentation about some sort of injustice in the world. One kid chose a prison camp for his topic.
All his powerpoint slides were photos of men being stripped, chained, whipped, sodomized. We were 13.
Edit: Yes, his project was about Abu Ghraib.
I worked at the Prison that replaced Abu Ghraib- which was just on the other side of the Baghdad Airport. We weren't allowed to go into the "Iterogation" building, ran by the spooks (I'm assuming CIA but they were civllians we wern't allowed to talk to in the chow hall).
We were supposed to have Arnold Schwarzenegger come to our school sometime around 1999 or 2000, principal was hyping it up for weeks, then about 4 days before his arrival it was announced on Friday that he wasn't coming. Fast forward to Monday during morning announcements it's announced he's changed his mind and is coming to our school tomorrow as planned.
Come Tuesday morning everyone is excited, were all amped to meet The Terminator, a handful of parents even came with VHS copies of his movies, posters, ect.
Were all going to our gym/auditorium, taking our seats.
Principal takes the stage takes the moment to make some announcements, award honor roll, perfect attendance, ect. Finally she starts hyping up Around Schwarzenegger, everyone is excited and on edge, when she basically says "heres Arnie" and.
It's the vice principal in a leather jacket holding a shotgun (not a toy one either) and spends 30-40 minutes trying to hype us up for FCAT all the while doing the absolute worst impression of Arnold Schwarzeneg I've ever heard.
Once we realized Arnold wasn't there people start shouting, screaming at the principal's for lying to us, along with some of the parents who came to this.
I do hope someone has footage of this meltdown of a bunch of K-5 kids shouting and screaming at the principals because Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't come to our school. Because I clearly remember 2-3 people having camcorders.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, honestly thought this would get buried, and can anyone explain the office reference? I genuinely hate the show so I'm not sure why people kept bringing it up.
As for some of the questions, Arnold was scheduled but canceled last minute on not only my school but my cousins who he was supposed to go to on Wednesday. Instead he only went to one school in my city (which I don't remember which one atm, but I'll add it if I remember it)
Yes the principals apologized the next day, and the vice principal changed schools the following school year.
I have absolutely no idea why he thought bringing a shotgun was a good idea, but I think he was attempting to look the part, which considering his massive gut, really didn't help.
Some adults lie to kids and then wonder why kids don't believe them anymore.
I had my college freshman English students present 10 minutes on their favorite hobbies, with PowerPoints and handouts.
This one stoner kid decided to do his on Magic: The Gathering, which I was pretty excited about, since I'm an avid player.
He started his presentation by announcing to the class, in a booming voice, "I AM A PLANESWALKER!" The next 15 minutes (5 over the limit) he explained the lore and backstory. He never once said it was a game or fantasy series; he literally presented it as if it were fact. He sounded completely insane, describing how he loved raising the dead and waging war against Elves and Angels.
Awkward aside: he failed my class, and we later had to play in a major tournament. I beat him and knocked him out of the prize bracket. He was only in my area because his family had been evicted and he was living with a friend.
I’m probably reading way into this, but coming from someone who has dealt with this exact issue (in the form of bipolar disorder) it may be something deeper in terms of mental health. When I was unmedicated, things like video games/books/movies did seem like real life, I knew in theory that they weren’t but that rational connection didn’t get through to my brain. If that’s the case I hope he’s doing better. Otherwise I hope he’s off the weed
A kid in my middle school class (late 80's) decided to run for class president...he was one of those kids who was squarely in the middle of the student hierarchy - people knew him, but knew he was a bit off.
His last name was O'Brien. Some people called him OB for short.
He gets up in front of the school to give his speech, and finished with his campaign slogan.
To quote, from a very famous US ad at the time "OB! It's the way you should be!"
Yes, his campaign slogan was the one for tampons. The round of ironic applause only fueled his fervor and he became more and more hyped up with the crowd, encouraging people to start chanting the slogan. Ugh.
We had a student (I'll call her Edna here) who campaigned for class president with posters saying "Edna Likes To Be On Top!" They were quickly taken down by the principal - who was also her father.
Not a literal presentation really, but we had an assembly in high school where the students that helped plan homecoming would announce the nominations for homecoming court. It always had a cute little theme and like a short skit involved.
Well at one point the audio they were using as the cue for the skit failed. They just kind of paused for technical difficulties, but this one girl from the planning committee started singing a random Disney song a capella while improvising a dance to go along with it, I guess as a distraction from them trying to fix the audio?
She kept trying to get people to join in with her, but nobody did, and she eventually just kind of trailed off mid song and started pouting that nobody would sing with her. Then once they got the audio fixed for the skit she pouted and snapped the way through the rest of her lines, which made everything even more uncomfortable.
The other famous one was when a girl in our class running for student government referenced a hashtag that she was trying to make popular during her campaign speech to the whole school. The hashtag was something catchy about her having a big a*s. There was a genuine collective "yikes" from the crowd when she said it. I don't think she got elected.
When I was in eighth grade, we were assigned to each make a 10-minute presentation about a controversial topic. One girl made her presentation about how she believes women shouldn’t be allowed to become President.
(Edit to clarify: to make matters worse, this was in 2014 or 2015, so it wasn’t that long ago).
In 4th year university we had a year-long seminar course of 15ish students. Our big end of year project was to give a 3 hour lecture on one of the historical figures we’d studied.
One guy got up there and was so nervous he blasted through his content in less than an hour, without hardly taking a breath. Nobody could understand him, the prof didn’t step in to tell him to slow down, and he was sweating so profusely his shirt was soaked through.
I felt really bad for him, but oh god.
EDIT: the class was taken several years ago, and had more like 8 or 9 students. The presentations still took the majority of the semester. Brutal.
Guy in my highschool class refused to go in front of the class to give a book report in our Government class, the teacher even gave him a second chance after everyone else had gone, he told those of us sitting by him that he had read his book, but he wasn't going to give his report in front of the class (because he had a slight speech impediment).
I was doing work experience with a bunch of special needs kids at a school. We were watching a play that I don't remember the name of, which was about someone who was in a gang or something and got HIV.
Instead of having any action or dialogue, the story was told through characters standing out the front and telling the story to the audience. It was dull as hell. The special needs kids were getting so restless, and I couldn't blame them, because it was terrible.
Junior year of high school, for our AP English class, our group made a 30 minute telenovela of the Scarlet Letter. The whole thing was in Spanish.
Theatre school, one guy did a 30 minute presentation on why UK Grime music is the future of theatre...expect it was just music videos and no context.
He failed. We all had headaches after.
Once in the seventh grade I did a report on the African penguin but it had a nickname called the jacka*s penguin so I decided to call it that and I almost got suspended on the 5th day of school
It should be a crime to make a student do a presentation of any kind on day 5!
Grade 11 physics we were told to a presentation which would account for 30% of our grade. The curriculum was new and the cumulative project being worth 30% was mandated by the province. Also the teacher was new and didn't provide a lot of direction. This was fine for most of us.
But it wasn't fine for Chris. He spent 30 minutes describing the physics of a perpetual motion machine. It was not a debunking. Very awkward.
Probably not helped by the fact that nearly all the calculations we did for high school level physics were assuming perfect efficiency and a lack of any external factors.like air resistance and stuff. It was always made clear that they were not 'real world' figures, but obviously this guy didn't get it.
One day a group of highschool girls wearing really...uh appealing clothes went to the stage at my school's talent show and started twerking thinking they were nailing it. Everyone cringed so much, and the people with the middle schoolers were super uncomfortable. When they finished the teacher presenting the show went to the microphone and said "Congratulations! You got the whole audience clapping!"
But no one was clapping.
It was a presentation that my art teacher made for the rules of the classroom and it was full of minion memes.
In high school my best friend, who had learning disabilities, read a monologue that she’d written. It was half plagiarised Shakespeare and half nine year old style writing, everyone else laughed.
A teacher asked up to compare the cells in our body to anything we can think of. Obviously some students compared the parts of the human cell to schools, jails, libraries, normal things right? Well this one student that sits next to me had a different idea. These were group projects keep in mind. This girl managed to strong arm her group to compare the human cell to the infamous webcomic Homestuck. She did this successfully. Not only did I feel dirty but her group felt worse for having their names on it.
IT wasn't stopped, but we got in BIG trouble. In a communications class we had to make a commercial for a fake product. Our product was Mafia brand trench coats, which was done in a very Scarface-esque filme style. We presented our commercial on April 19, 1999. The next day was the Columbine High incident...
Well how the hell were you supposed to have known that was going to happen? Was this a school for psychics?
Load More Replies...This girl gave a presentation about terrorism but her slides said tourism.
With some travelers, it's an understandable confusion.
Load More Replies...In 6th grade guy performed a whole scene from an Austin Powers movie. All of the parts.
In speech class in college we had to give a persuasive speech. One girl picked why female genital mutilation was wrong. It was very uncomfortable it wasn’t like anyone in the class ever thought it was good and there were pretty graphic descriptions.
well, im on her side. There's still a lot of cultures that think this is acceptable and made their girls do it when they are pretty young. But still, nothing is being made to stop it, so the graphic descriptions are pretty useful. When my teacher told us about it for the first time, the description made me understand how bad it was
Load More Replies...Not me, but my brother's fiancé reckons she still lies awake sometimes thinking about the time in grade 8 when she was doing a presentation about eclipses and accidentally said looking at one could "burn a hole in your r e c t u m" instead of retina.
In elementary school, our teacher sorted class into a few groups and each group had to make presentation about dysfunctional relationships, like unfaithful partners, overbearing in-laws, etc. We had to present it like play on stage. Some group turned it into telenovela, where one classmate pretended to give birth on stage, other turned it into historical drama, and group I was in come up with story, where unfaithful husband murdered his entire family and then commited suicide.... Our teacher was not amused.
A few years ago my daughter's English teacher gave an assignment to write a five page essay on a list of topics, writing as if they were a superhero (as if the student was Iron Man or Batman, etc.). My daughter wrote as Groot, inflections, punctuation and all. An entire essay of "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Grooooot!, etc.) which she read in front of the class. Got an A and praise from the teacher for thinking outside the box.
In English class in highschool groups were assigned a book to read and then present on, each member was given a task in the presentation. My group got Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the teacher told me he had chosen that book for me) and I was given the task of a 5 min summary (teacher told me he knew that wasn't possible for our book so to do my best). We were told at the start the groups would all share a grade so, when I found out the rest of my group were the slackers/underachievers of the class I was worried but what could I do other than make sure I nailed my part. Of course, they never shared anything for me to help them with and the presentation was bad. I did my part well; one guys task was to talk on his favorite part of the book. I knew we had a problem as soon as he started. The bit he chose wasn't in the book, it was in the movie. When the class was allowed to ask questions, they wanted to know when in the plot. Yeah... He failed, I got an A.
I was in German class and got put with this guy who looked like a brick and was about half as intelligent. We were supposed to recite a conversation and of course the guy was worse than useless. At the end of the year the other kids awarded me a prize for Most Disastrous Presentation of the Year, saying "they started saying each other's lines and things went downhill from there!". In fact, what had actually happened was that the moron couldn't remember any of his lines so I just started saying them for him. He certainly didn't recite any of mine. Just stood there with a "duh?" look on his face. But the award was a huge Mars Bar so I didn't argue.
took an american sign language class. the assignment for the final was basically pretty simple: take a poem or passage and sign it to the class. since this was a basic course the teacher said that she didn't expect perfection but did expect that most of us would be able understand. one person did the pledge of allegiance; another did the lord's prayer, etc. me? i decided to do redd foxx's poem 'the dogs once had a meeting'. it wasn't profane but it was a bit risque - well, at least it was when foxx was performing it in his stand-up. i figured i would know if they understood it because it's actually funny. the teacher was not amused. you can probably look it up on the 'net.
I went from a swimming class to a public speaking class. I find in swimming, Ican totally over-exert myself because you can't tell when you're sweating, or overheating. I was 5'10/120 pounds. (About 50 kg?) After over-exerting myself, the first presenter handed out sugar cookies to everyone and basically told me I looked like I needed them so finish up the leftovers. That gave me a sugar bounce right as I did my presentation. The professor actually accused me of being drunk off my a*s.. I can't blame her because at one point, I said, "Oh, f***, I'm bombing: OUT LOUD.
IT wasn't stopped, but we got in BIG trouble. In a communications class we had to make a commercial for a fake product. Our product was Mafia brand trench coats, which was done in a very Scarface-esque filme style. We presented our commercial on April 19, 1999. The next day was the Columbine High incident...
Well how the hell were you supposed to have known that was going to happen? Was this a school for psychics?
Load More Replies...This girl gave a presentation about terrorism but her slides said tourism.
With some travelers, it's an understandable confusion.
Load More Replies...In 6th grade guy performed a whole scene from an Austin Powers movie. All of the parts.
In speech class in college we had to give a persuasive speech. One girl picked why female genital mutilation was wrong. It was very uncomfortable it wasn’t like anyone in the class ever thought it was good and there were pretty graphic descriptions.
well, im on her side. There's still a lot of cultures that think this is acceptable and made their girls do it when they are pretty young. But still, nothing is being made to stop it, so the graphic descriptions are pretty useful. When my teacher told us about it for the first time, the description made me understand how bad it was
Load More Replies...Not me, but my brother's fiancé reckons she still lies awake sometimes thinking about the time in grade 8 when she was doing a presentation about eclipses and accidentally said looking at one could "burn a hole in your r e c t u m" instead of retina.
In elementary school, our teacher sorted class into a few groups and each group had to make presentation about dysfunctional relationships, like unfaithful partners, overbearing in-laws, etc. We had to present it like play on stage. Some group turned it into telenovela, where one classmate pretended to give birth on stage, other turned it into historical drama, and group I was in come up with story, where unfaithful husband murdered his entire family and then commited suicide.... Our teacher was not amused.
A few years ago my daughter's English teacher gave an assignment to write a five page essay on a list of topics, writing as if they were a superhero (as if the student was Iron Man or Batman, etc.). My daughter wrote as Groot, inflections, punctuation and all. An entire essay of "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Grooooot!, etc.) which she read in front of the class. Got an A and praise from the teacher for thinking outside the box.
In English class in highschool groups were assigned a book to read and then present on, each member was given a task in the presentation. My group got Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the teacher told me he had chosen that book for me) and I was given the task of a 5 min summary (teacher told me he knew that wasn't possible for our book so to do my best). We were told at the start the groups would all share a grade so, when I found out the rest of my group were the slackers/underachievers of the class I was worried but what could I do other than make sure I nailed my part. Of course, they never shared anything for me to help them with and the presentation was bad. I did my part well; one guys task was to talk on his favorite part of the book. I knew we had a problem as soon as he started. The bit he chose wasn't in the book, it was in the movie. When the class was allowed to ask questions, they wanted to know when in the plot. Yeah... He failed, I got an A.
I was in German class and got put with this guy who looked like a brick and was about half as intelligent. We were supposed to recite a conversation and of course the guy was worse than useless. At the end of the year the other kids awarded me a prize for Most Disastrous Presentation of the Year, saying "they started saying each other's lines and things went downhill from there!". In fact, what had actually happened was that the moron couldn't remember any of his lines so I just started saying them for him. He certainly didn't recite any of mine. Just stood there with a "duh?" look on his face. But the award was a huge Mars Bar so I didn't argue.
took an american sign language class. the assignment for the final was basically pretty simple: take a poem or passage and sign it to the class. since this was a basic course the teacher said that she didn't expect perfection but did expect that most of us would be able understand. one person did the pledge of allegiance; another did the lord's prayer, etc. me? i decided to do redd foxx's poem 'the dogs once had a meeting'. it wasn't profane but it was a bit risque - well, at least it was when foxx was performing it in his stand-up. i figured i would know if they understood it because it's actually funny. the teacher was not amused. you can probably look it up on the 'net.
I went from a swimming class to a public speaking class. I find in swimming, Ican totally over-exert myself because you can't tell when you're sweating, or overheating. I was 5'10/120 pounds. (About 50 kg?) After over-exerting myself, the first presenter handed out sugar cookies to everyone and basically told me I looked like I needed them so finish up the leftovers. That gave me a sugar bounce right as I did my presentation. The professor actually accused me of being drunk off my a*s.. I can't blame her because at one point, I said, "Oh, f***, I'm bombing: OUT LOUD.