She pays in blessings of a single glance. Be grateful

It's always the vindictiveness with which they administer the shot that's the worst

Gaslight, house clean, girlboss.

I'd rather live in a closet alone than a mansion with roommates.

Give it to them you monster

Time for new roommates lol.

Jokes on you. Shower snack.

I don't like the beeps

🤮

I wonder if his employer is a BP fan?

….wow.

That isn't a room- that is a garbage dump/ bio hazard. Yikes.

That is an insane amount of soda. His poor kidneys must be shriveled up lil beans rasping out ... "Water..." 😮‍💨

Huh *shakes trash bag* I don't see anything in the hallway

according to the og post, it's an old desk the roommate let OP have, which makes it that much worse

Oh look, they left their pot, too. I think you have more than one reason to get rid of these losers. And how much nicotine do they need? There are loose cigarettes AND Zyn everywhere. Chewing and spitting, smoking up the house, and getting high. At least they're well hydrated.

That is, in fact, a bedbug. Time to bug bomb the room

Staying with a bestie is a sure way to ruin your friendship. It is very rare that you won't butt heads eventually.

If you can't take this any more, time to move out.

High functioning almond milk.

I would be getting a different doorknob with a lock on it either install it yourself or have it install professionally.

Your roommates would call your bluff if they see this

Eww

Good choice! A rare bit of common sense in this list!

What the heck is a permiaskom egg?

Yup, but it was before social media, and they claimed I was racist because I asked them to clean up the pot of food that had been sitting on the counter in our tiny kitchen for four days. It was Bushwick though!

How dare you ask them to clean up after themselves? You monster!

wall to wall carpeting should be outlawed. its disgusting no matter what you do. even "clean" its full of chemicals.

Did you just not use the sink or counter for those same months? Is this person in the ICU from mold born respiratory diseases? Holy mold, batman!

Surely, the worst human being is the one who leaves their freakin pet behind??? Sounds like Lucky may be better off, tho. Guess Lucky got lucky and so did the remaining roomy, 🤷‍♀️

Lame. Cool space tho.

No context. Not sure who is who in the text. Also doesn't seem worth being angry about?

Jim seems like an o.k. dude.

I'd leave a nice passive aggressive reply "Sure! And that'll be 22.50 for the meal you consumed. Please pay in advance next time- Thanks!"

Well at least he left a clean room. Some one else would have left all their trash.

Well, it's 'squatter' but that aside-Call the police? How did you not know people had moved into your room & office?

Why are you still living there? I'm so sorry, she sounds unhinged. Start documenting everything just in case you need evidence for anything legal or involving the police.

Asking forgiveness is easier than asking permission doesn't apply here. Such an hypocrite.

Is your roommate the Kool-aid man?

should never tell a roommate that they can have something you bought. You will never get any of it or very little of it.

Put them on their beds.

That is insane. It would take more work to move around it than to just take it out to the bins!

My former landlord played music so loud my furniture was vibrating. The worst of it was that he started at 0:00 until 6:00.

The stuff you use on glass cooktops. Should work for this. But first a razor blade. Of course the person who damaged it should be the one the clean it.

It's really cluttered but not filthy like some of these.

13, for anyone curious. 13 lols

Ex is right. I'm guessing they knew you'd clean it up so they just didn't bother.

I'm sure this will end with a peaceful solution to your cleaning habits...

This is nothing, just empty boxes. My grandmother was a legitimate hoarder. 2 bedrooms filled floor to ceiling. We both slept in the living room.