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Say all you want—you can’t go wrong with art. Even if it’s bad, you can still appreciate the effort, the amount of time and talent it took, and other aspects. Even getting to a point where it’s so bad, it’s good becomes an art form in and of itself in that sense.

Consider music album covers: there is a certain kind of approach to album cover art, yet folks still manage to create something that makes you scratch your head. For any reason. Calling it bad would be wrong because at least you can laugh about it, and bad doesn’t make you laugh. It’s still good. Right?

So, with that said, scroll down to have some laughs at questionable album cover art, as seen on the Bad Record Covers page.

#1

One Of My All Time Favourites

One Of My All Time Favourites

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Javelina Poppers
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an alternative, I recommend Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".

Hugh Cookson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything by Tom Lehrer is an antidote to something. I used to listen to the 'Periodic table' song before doing chemistry exams - didn't help a bit but made me smile every time, the song, not the exam.

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irissii (she/them)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where can i find this? asking for a friend

Phobrek
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/i7qVXs9Y11E?si=Uhn9JJcGlKGyCytI

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were his seven friends pigeons?

Duncan
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To do what with them exactly?

Jane Doe
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Night Pastor sounds like the tabloid nickname for a serial killer who's one escaped victim reported that he preached salvation while cutting her hair with a pocket knife. or something like that.

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    #2

    Here's A Classic From Carlos

    Here's A Classic From Carlos

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?! I think he posed like that on porpoise.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He orca be having a whale of a time.

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    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ah, ce qu'on est bien, quand on est dans son bain!" (Being in your bath feels so good) Another classic by Carlos, who was reknowned for his sense of fun, if not for his good taste ;-))

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun (or not) fact about Carlos: he was the son of a very famous child psychiatrist, Françoise Dolto. Make what you want of that...

    R.M Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell you my jaw DROPPED

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carlos and his dolphin back again with another banger hit "dolphy swim in bathtub"

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strategic toy dolphin placement.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to take a triple glance, he's a real weiner

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    #3

    Incredible Albums No.1

    Incredible Albums No.1

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, it's not with triangles.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth in advertising. Not one of those banjos is wearing clothes.

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I find the font the most jarring thing?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started reading through the comments to see if anyone was talking about that crazy font.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my friend Kristen from my college years. She was in a Punk band called Blood on a Banjo. Yeah a punk band with a banjo player. That's the kind of thing you can occasionally find in Oregon.

    Reggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the banjos cousins?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a banjo in your lap or are you just happy to see me? oh, nevermind,,, it is a banjo.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one thinking of the kid in, "Deliverance"...sitting on the front porch, playing a banjo? 🪕

    Dogfacedboy1980
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out this one https://www.last.fm/music/Nigel+Pepper+C**k/Fresh+White+Reeboks+Kickin+Your+A*s/+images/1d7e2b1692034349bab6ade10e1856a3

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    So, there’s this page on X as well as Facebook that’s all about sharing, let’s just say, very questionable album art. It doesn’t have to be bad, it doesn’t have to be weird, heck, it even doesn’t have to be flat out are you seeing this [shirt]? But it can. And often is at least one of that, but bad is just a matter of taste.

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    The page has been around for nearly 10 years now and amassed nearly 30,000 followers since its launch in December of 2013. However, two years ago, it announced that the page had run its course and that it was fun while it lasted. There was a seemingly brief return as per nostalgia, sharing some of the older stuff and considering a resurrection of the page, but it's been radio silence since then.

    #4

    The Whole Glory Gang

    The Whole Glory Gang

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much coke do you you have to do to make this album sound good?

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A complete record on premature ejaculation?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one of those photos you beg your mom not to drag out while your friends are visiting. "I promise Mom, I'll clean my room until the end of time. Just don't show Betty any photos from my 'cool' phase"

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and their Glory holes, I mean, Glory ah forget it 🤣

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all look like the same guy at three different stages of meth addiction.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the left looks like a Porn version of Nigel Mansell.

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    #5

    About Time, I've Nearly Worn Out My Stylus Playing This While Waiting

    About Time, I've Nearly Worn Out My Stylus Playing This While Waiting

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    Cursed Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay Bulldog! 🏳️‍🌈

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gay dog. She would jump female dogs but bark at male dogs. She would have loved this album. RIP my daisy girl.

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my doggo liked females, but also liked males. Is pretty common, they just bump other dogs. Sorry for your loss and I miss you Golfo, you were my best friend in very hard moments of my life .(edit: spelling)

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay probably meaning happy in this context but still 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate these days, but there *was* a time when 'gay' simply meant happy. See: The Flintstones theme, 'We'll have a gay old time'. Sad when the language shifts in a way that causes unforeseen innuendo.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This album just so happens to be from 1963 so I’m quite certain they meant happy.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's referring to happy dogs? That dog certainly looks happy!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight dogs can't listen to it.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy go lucky music to not dance to

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    #6

    I Really Don't Want To Know, Thank You Very Much Dean

    I Really Don't Want To Know, Thank You Very Much Dean

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want to hear the sounds of a man alone

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mostly farting burping and the sound of eating, and drinking beer

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    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the title of an adult movie in an independent movie's festival

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have just 1 question, "Why?"

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mono, stereo, no, no no

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a few seconds to get this for some reason lol XD

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    As you’ve probably understood by now, the page shares old album cover art that asks more questions than it answers. These are typically albums from older generations of music, back when deliberate posing while mom snaps a picture in your living room, your backyard or with a view of the creek outside your house was considered the bees knees. And while the '60s-'80s aesthetic (maybe even '90s) has aged well for the most part, there’s this other entire contingent of wow album art that we just can’t help but appreciate, but not for the usual reasons as it aged as well as the economy.

    #7

    I Can Help..... Bath Your Swan

    I Can Help..... Bath Your Swan

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the swan sing on the album I have to know?

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, the swan is singing the last song on the album, commonly known as the swan song

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song actually kicks... adorable organ sound, jangly cascading guitar. https://youtu.be/tBBw1MEOMWI?si=bQUGpmyfu1X6tsRT

    Lynn Gardenhire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man has a great voice. He should have made it bigger than he did.

    Mister E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who's the guy behind Billy?

    EmiTheEpic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, the name is accurate! There’s Billy standing, and there’s Swan in the bath!

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this song. Was very popular in the 70's.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too. My dad had it on 8-track. "If your child needs a a daddy, I can help" "I've got two strong arms, let me help".

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    FatKidShakeDown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great analogy for someone who offers help without the proper tools/knowhow. "The guy's about as useful as a swan in a bathtub"

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can remember when that song was all over the radio. I never saw the album cover before though.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: swan leaps outta the bathtub & attacks guy with huge, angry wings after photo op is done. 🦢 🛁 🍿

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    #8

    Shame

    Shame

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    Ge Po
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware, this album will self-destruct after playing. Have your fire-extinguisher ready.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man has some pipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wN1NlNg0N4

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a really long song.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he was an early adapter of the extended single. /S

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    #9

    He What?

    He What?

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schat means treasure in Dutch, and is a term of endearment. So the title translates in to something like Hey Honey.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while wearing white shoes no less.

    Andy Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell by the way she's leaning

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly,,, it's grandma's dining room chair that pulls this one together.

    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I, but I kept the news to myself.

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He schat, he schat, oh baby, when he poos, he poos

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then she sat on it..??😳

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He shat"? Oh, I see on her boots.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/1jvOxD5vwzI?si=R_eQyiQkUGzRcJsM

    Northlander72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the follow-up album "He wiped".

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    So, what makes an album cover bad? Let’s flip this around and start from what makes it good.

    An article on Creative Review explains that the music on the album as well as what the album looks like physically have a symbiotic and vital relationship. While a record becomes famous because of the music on it, there can’t be an album without a cover. And it doesn’t really have to be anything—it just has to be there. It’s the first contact people have when looking up songs.

    #10

    Snigger, Snigger

    Snigger, Snigger

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and blowing it for themselves...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple of old windbags. ;-)

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Yes, the thread where everyone unleashes their inner seventh-grader sense of humor.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you hate the sound of bagpipes... Northumbrian small pipes are even worse!

    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mm, adding that to my playlist

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they thought this one through lol

    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keith and his brother Pete. Neil and his brother Kevin.

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    #11

    My 'Favourite'

    My 'Favourite'

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your buy The 2 Live Crew on Wish

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the magic flying battle bra

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Jane Russell when you need her? (Old TV ad for the "Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra"./

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they flying on? Oh wait, I don't want to know.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling you anyway. It's a really fugly bra

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with all the nakedness?

    LiuLiu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of a bra(h)man before but I always thought it was a hindu caste thing. /S

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHy does the guy in the back look like Will Smith? 🤣

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting a Michael Strahan senior year picture vibe.

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    Len Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression is "Buck naked"

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 lemmethink No

    Jeffrey Sok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're flying in their Sex Gondola!

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    #12

    Divine Disco

    Divine Disco

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christian Rock. Christian Metal. But Christian Disco is a new one for me.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order Boney M from Wish.com

    Valerio Denicolo'
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come they are all dressed like sofa?

    Bored something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't look like they've ever been near a disco.

    Lisbeth Guz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop staring at the mother's hair

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls' smiles do look as genuine as could be.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect to the Disco Ball hair. Way to commit to a theme.

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    And while there is a claim that cover art can elevate the brand of the musician, it can go the other way too—the music can elevate the album artist. By proxy, folks speculate that it can go the other way—if one is bad, the other can become tainted by it.

    Folks on a “music nerds” subreddit—one for a music critic named Fantano—have raised this question. The general consensus is the above statement, but bad albums can have good art. However, because of the little attention bad albums get, the artwork gets forgotten just as fast. And good albums, even if their art is bad, tend to still make it memorable.

    #13

    You Can Leave Your Hat On

    You Can Leave Your Hat On

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carlos was a very popular singer in France and french speaking countries. The title of the song is "all naked and all tanned" and was a hit a the time.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering what the largest head gear I could hang on my reproductive organs is. Thanks BP.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also want to note that that post totally bypasses the BP censorship despite the context. But W*lly and D*ck are still auto censored.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home. We'll I'm sorry Carlos, that's NOT my home!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what Joe Cocker meant, Carlos!

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stick with Joe Cocker's version, thank you very much.

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carlos ftw again with the strategic hat placement.

    misfit toy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hat skirt - oh no

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Starring Carlos! the human Hat rack!"

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    #14

    Goodnight. Sleep Well

    Goodnight. Sleep Well

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the plus side I don't think he can chase you far.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One big spot on our Flemisch music-scene. You can still book this guy's party band, by the way... going strong since 1978.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there a movement in photography in the 1970s called "awkward senior pictures" that inspired these ridiculously uncomfortable, over posed images?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found a youtube video of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7LyXJbsrQ0

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an air conditioner in the window. Feel free to cool yourself off.

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a you, not me, problem

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    #15

    Do What, Mate?

    Do What, Mate?

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    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddy, Kiddy, please go to your room, and do not come out until the gentlemen leave.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this could have been worse is if they are accompanied by a string quartet called The Kiddy Fiddlers!

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow know that song from my childhood, but only now, 50 years later, realise the cringe-title...

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really were liberal with their graphic fonts. They don't even pretend to match each other. I don't know what to call them. Are they Highway? Are they all named Michaela? What is Paprika contributing to this mess? And I don't want to know which one of them is Kiddy or if Kiddy Kiddy is all of them? They're like asexual versions of the pod people or people you just wouldn't go to a party with them there. Paprika, indeed.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddies, stay away from these guys.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...To hell, that's where they're going

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    One Redditor in the same thread pointed out that Radiohead’s The Benders album is great, but the album cover art is oof. They’ve seen bad albums with better cover art than that.

    Others, however, were quick to joke about it and it’s a question of if it’s actually that bad or just a little bit. One thing’s for sure—The Benders does have a very meme-like aesthetic.

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    #16

    Moose Knuckle Alert

    Moose Knuckle Alert

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See how even on these outfits it's only the man that gets pockets!

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is 70ies Power Rangers

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left or right, that's ... no question here.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an advert for a 1970's scifi show

    Rick O'Shae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl on the right appears to have 6 fingers on her left hand.

    UnicornSnotRules
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just - wow! There is ALOT going on in this picture, between chest hair, facial hair, head hair, outfits, and, ummm...the guy on the right....

    LargeMarge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the guy on the right did that on purpose.

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    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Center guy looks like Zardoz cosplay and green outfit looks, well, let's just say, he's making a point.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my goal is to get a green satin onesie!!

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus H Christ, I wish I had not seen this and I'm an atheist.

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    #17

    What?

    What?

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a bit mean to swing at them. Haven't they suffered enough?

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not swing at them, swing for them. At the end of a rope, around the neck.

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when terms like crippled, r******d, Mongolian (Downs syndrome) were perfectly acceptable. I found an OB\GYN. Manual from 1930s which used the scientific term " monster" to refer to children with deformities. In a few decades, a lot of the PC language we use now will be considered insulting. The evolution of language fascinates me

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geesh! The term was "mongoloid" for people with Downs syndrome. A Mongolian is a person living in Mongolia, a landlocked country in East Asia, bordered by Russia to the north and China to the south.

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    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are Shriners. Every penny of this album went to a hospital for children someplace. Don't hate.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a charity project. Right ?

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an excuse to me "I was only at the swingers club to..to...help the crippled children."

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the swingers party - "It's okay dear, we're doing it for the crippled kids!" /S

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing a swingers party with 2 bowls. One for keys and one for donations to children.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess one excuse is as good as another.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abou Ben Adhem is a famous poem by Leigh Hunt. No, not Mike.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blue design looks like a certain emoji

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    #18

    Check These Gals Out

    Check These Gals Out

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they not heard about tarantulas? They nest in banana bunches.

    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg,, I had to learn this song long ago in preschool. It's about a grocery where bananas are out of sale but they do have radish instead. *reads back comment, calls emergency line from therapist*

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one of the right, wasn't she visiting Mars for 2 weeks

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id kill to hear this hahaha

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    The conclusion most reach when it comes to what makes album art bad is the sheer fact of it being not fit for what the album is. It can be too weird, cringe or cursed, plain or uninspired, poorly photographed or crafted, inappropriate for what the album stands for (thematically or content-wise) or, if it doesn’t fit any other criteria, it’s all a matter of taste. And that includes poor taste, but that already alludes to the above.

    #19

    Get Happy, It's Friday

    Get Happy, It's Friday

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! The genetics are strong with this family! I could match the daughters with the mother in a crowd of 10.000!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well duh... they're all dressed the same! :D

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    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you dress your family all the same and make family religious albums together you're weird. And probably in a cult.

    Dane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn....I thought this was Leisure Suit Larry and the Drapes!

    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the music provied by the guy in number 2?

    Aja Gonzales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the girls have amazing posture

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    #20

    That Would Make For A Great Hardcore Album Cover

    That Would Make For A Great Hardcore Album Cover

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Spontaneous Human Combustion leap to mind?

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause this song is so hot, it's on fire

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a huge conch shell under the TV?

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It improves reception on their old tv.

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to comment how this would be an awesome hardcore punk cover art, then I read the title. Well, it's confirmed! :D

    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps my seashell under the TV.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of course everyone has a conch shell under their TV.

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big shell under the tv set, is it a sort of sound amplifier of those times? Like when you hear the ocean putting a shell on your ear

    Lisa in Colorado
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a sea shell under the television?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is twisting in knots with startling grandparents and big TVs.

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    #21

    The Title Says It All

    The Title Says It All

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was curious and did some googling. Apparently this is Pauline Oliveros & Randy Raine-Reusch. You'd never know it from their look but apparently both were into experimental music. Both can be found on Youtube. If you are a Hearts of Space fan, Pauline's stuff has quite the HOS vibe. == "Pauline Oliveros (May 30, 1932 – November 24, 2016) was an American composer, accordionist and a central figure in the development of post-war experimental and electronic music." === "Raine-Reusch has recorded with Pauline Oliveros, Deep Listening Band, Aerosmith, The Cranberries, Yes, Raffi, David Amram, Jon Gibson, Jin Hi Kim, and Henry Kaiser as well with as his own intercultural quartet, ASZA. He has performed with a wide range of artists including: Aerosmith, Robert D**k, Mats Gustafsson, Barry Guy..."

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to hear this. And most of these weird albums

    All Things Vibes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randy's the one asking for help... Child abuse vibes.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't they just help each other? I wouldn't wanna get involved.

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    And that’s pretty much what Bad Record Covers is all about. You've got inappropriate wording, Christian cringe, sponsored albums, trying to be relatable, being too self-aware, just being too much in general, and you don’t even know how funny this one really is. A lot of it is religious, family, or a product of its time. The rest is something that we all wish we could have listened to in order to bring context as to why we’re laughing.

    #22

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So here's the lyrics translated from Dutch: You're not touching my cucumber You stay away from my string bean You're not touching my cucumber You stay away from my string bean Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo! You're not touching my girlfriend You stay away from my boyfriend You're not touching my girlfriend You stay away from my boyfriend Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo! You can't touch my mustache anymore You stay away from my goatee You can't touch my mustache anymore You stay away from my goatee Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala… oo!

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the voice of George Takei when I read that. 😊

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    Mark D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dutch word for cucumber is 'komkommer'. 'Kom' is also the Dutch word for 'come'. Come-come-commer. Hence the many possible puns with this linguistic gift to the Dutch language.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a family website?

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now known as Scissor Sisters.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be exactly what it looks like... right?

    John Leavitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Europeans think Americans are weird!

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    #23

    He Is Over There

    He Is Over There

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you can't find him with those glasses...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe He will find you by just looking for those shirts.

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1970s even the hair was polyester.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda ironic to be wearing a combover when your band is the Royale Heirs. (Plot twist: Heir metal band from the 70s!)

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: is that carpet behind them or concrete. Because I'm freaked out enough, but is it carpet?

    Antonia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them look like they’re about to meet the lord himself

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    #24

    Dudes

    Dudes

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    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is Sex Pistols from Temu

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen anything so aggressively purple. Not even Prince.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this was just Tuesday in the 1980s

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the "Purple People Eater" when we need him?

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the torn jeans trend started.

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Walo Men, We Men's Match, We Music You!

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    Another side of what might make album art bad (or good, depending on how you look at it) is the controversy that it spurs. And there are a lot of examples in history.

    These can include album covers that display explicit nudity and sexuality, takes a taboo spin on religion, glorifies violence or flat out infringes on copyright. Other themes in album cover art that can get flak are politics, tobacco, cultural offense, plagiarism and indecency.

    #25

    Fancy A Brew?

    Fancy A Brew?

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the third album. What did the first two look like? ☕

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine very similar, but with no number on the first and a 2 on the second one. Maybe different background colours. He spent all his budget on the image and wanted to make the most of it. ;-)

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I really like his shirt?

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Stop looking at this list, call a trusted friend and show them where the bad post hurt you. Run, run while you still can!

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    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea Dance 1 & 2 must have been big sellers.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a special tea dance? I only know "I'm a little teapot." I can do the movements too.

    FaceTime Audio
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dennis should hire a different graphic designer.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you please get out of my tea?

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    #26

    The Village People Of The Corn

    The Village People Of The Corn

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy! Hella cursed. Now Idea who they are but they vibe like children of the corn.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like your average religious cult weirdos.

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the title writer think that's a plough?

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine if your parents made you do c**p like this. And when you're little you think they know best and try to please them so you'd try to act all happy about it. Then once you learned independence and critical thinking you'd be mortified.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the boys look like they'd rather be anywhere but there.

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1776-1976?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OK you can put your feet up but don't get your pants dirty."

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, they don't look 200 years old. And they've just begun.

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    #27

    No Mother's Day Is Complete Without A Bit Of Heino

    No Mother's Day Is Complete Without A Bit Of Heino

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here he is on stage with a band called Rammstein. :) heino_ramm...7d-png.jpg heino_rammstein-6555cb6c2427d-png.jpg

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had that album. The eyes still give me the creeps. He later began to wear black sunglasses and is still "rocking" today. ;)

    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one getting a Norman Bates vibe?

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like J.Dahmer mixed with A.Warhol vibes for me

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting vibes of Samuel L. Jackson's favourite word.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was not what I expected 😂 it’s like Pavarotti meets Buble. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSKYEXWN1TM

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the part of Sprockets when we dance.

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    Alice Cooper’s Love It to Death (1971) is one that stirred quite a bit of controversy as the original art featured Cooper himself sticking a finger out of his zipper, making it look like a part of him is exposed, but later versions airbrushed it out.

    Slayer’s Christ Illusion (2006) takes a jab at religion, specifically Christianity by portraying Jesus Christ as a zombie all the while body parts are scattered around the figure.

    There are also more tame cases, like Richard Pryor’s self-titled album from 1968 which featured Pryor himself in the style of a National Geographic cover. He later got 2 letters about it—one from NG suing him for defamation and the other from the Grammy awards nominating the album for best cover.

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    #28

    I've Got Two Words For This 1. Legendary 2. Quartet 3. Trousers

    I've Got Two Words For This 1. Legendary 2. Quartet 3. Trousers

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    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speedbump in Swedish 😁 We also call road exit "utfart" - sounds like out fart

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blåmärke is bruise. Speed bumps on the way to heaven. Yes, well...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first word that popped into my head for those pants was tampons

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they play bell choir music with dem bell bottoms 🔔🔔🔔🔔🕺🕺

    SheHulk
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure some of these are made up! Though "Swedish Dansband" do provide a treasure trove of material, "Farthinder" cannot be real!

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means speed bumps or similar :) So, Speed bumps on the road to Heaven.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this meant to be bilingual, like a mix of swedish and english? I read this as "blue-mark quartet; travel hindrances on the way to heaven."

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    #29

    Too Much Information

    Too Much Information

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something naughty about the title, but I can't put my finger on it.

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some porn soundtrack?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes perfectly with "Rubb and Stubb" below...

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    Imagineer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heatwole? The last name is Heatwole?

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This album builds up to a real climax.

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me or not, a few years ago the italian catholic church published a catechism book which had the title "Open your mouth, I want to fill it". Yes it's referred to a Bible verse but...

    Leigh James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Singing Mennonite Heathole Five Sister Wives

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title would go better with the Kom-Kom-Mertje cover. ;-)

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the happy sister wives synced up!

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    #30

    Gastabud

    Gastabud

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is in the hair on the woman on the right? 😱

    Imma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolls, gnomes and other "folklore-stuff from Sweden" 😅

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what drugs these are and where to find them

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit, I can hear the flute for God sake!!!!!!

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this was a huge hit in Scandinavia

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower right was her expression when they described the album cover to her.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys in the bushes look very creepy.

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    #31

    I'd Love To But I'm Going The Other Way

    I'd Love To But I'm Going The Other Way

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    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could hide a toaster oven in that hair.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could hide a conventional oven in that hair, but I wouldn't recommend it be gas.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the twins from "The Shining" were fundamental Christians

    Dane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this? Some kind of hair-teaser p0rn?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High school band, class of 1966 called, they want their uniforms back.

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the aliens of the week in "Lost In Space".

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    #32

    Just Don't Go Into The Basement

    Just Don't Go Into The Basement

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We used to be 8 but we ated one"

    Stefan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it’s not “At Home With The Mullet Family”?

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gives me that "This family has some deep, dark secrets" vibe. That kid on the left.

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude bottom left is definitely considering going solo!

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He noped out of there the second he turned 18 and went low-contact. He moved to West Hollywood, California and got really into the club scene there. He eventually settled down and opened a hair salon with his roommate where they strongly advised clients against getting a perm.

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    Małgorzata Nowaczyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like from photo album of serial killer

    #33

    A Classic

    A Classic

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to name themselves "Los Wankers", but changed their minds at the last moment.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English-speaking guy at the record-pressing plant: "oh no"

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be known as The Tossah's. Yes, I have posted that comment before

    Dane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guitars and keyboards I get. I want to hear the guy on the end play that sharpie!

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else here an Aussie say wankers in their head? 😂😂

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a wipe clean album sleeve

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    #34

    Moody

    Moody

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly Robert Smith before he joined The Cure

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giving strong "there is no dana, only zuul" vibes lol

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's more of a Harold Ramis than a Rick Moranis, but OK...

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the bodies in the shower curtains wake up

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I never want to wear a rain poncho again.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there was me thinking that no one could outdo Boney M for cheeseiness!

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be their greatest hit, "Permanentno tvoj", somewhere on Youtube. Worth listening...

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww . . . . .

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell the hair spray from here.

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    #35

    Do The Limbo Dance

    Do The Limbo Dance

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was quite big in Germany. He's actually got a really good sense of humour, try his song "Jump in my car": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He realised he had problems with alcohol when his car started talking to him.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Hasselhof was a tireless worker on the set. He took direction, knew his lines, showed up early, worked well with his co-stars, and was great with the film crew. Everything an actor needs to do when he has absolutely no talent.

    All Things Vibes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most 90's vibes album ever!

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he was really at any tropical location when this photo was taken.

    Karen Startz Richardson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'hoff ... wonder if this was during the time where he "starred" in. SpongeBob movie? 🤔

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not bending over backwards to go under his limbo pole

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    #36

    Sweet And Powerful

    Sweet And Powerful

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    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Simmons, eat your heart out.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman 1: I passed up a hemorrhoid commercial for this? Woman 2: I hope this doesn't take long or I'm gonna wet my leotard. Woman 3: Remember, it's just for the money. Woman 4: This is my big break! Man: Don't let it go! Just hold it in for a few more...Damn!

    #37

    One Of My Favourites

    One Of My Favourites

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zip is in the wrong place.

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really liked leather for album covers back in the day didn't they 😁

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Epic https://youtu.be/clg9AziTfI4?si=dcEcR_zeKGYDfEXi

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the sax on the track. (Found it on youtube) 🎷🎵🎶🎵🎷

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping for this one to be here.

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    #38

    Yes, This Really Happened

    Yes, This Really Happened

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can forget the sight of Lionel Blair taking on "Three Men in a Boat" in under two minutes. Now Samantha with the scores..

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rekon he stole his grannys wig

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a mix of Richard Simmons and Chuck Norris.

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the song Fame, but E.T.? Gonna have to google...

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those jazz hands on the left. I can't tell if his fingers are moving.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he’s just taken a cake out of the oven.

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    #39

    Stupid Hats

    Stupid Hats

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lionel Richie's botched clones?

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I only see Lionel Ritchie singing brick house , on my head......ty panda hahahahaha

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    #40

    Evening

    Evening

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that poor girls hair! Looks Marie Antoinette-ish.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of a beehive hairdo. She has a paper-wasp hive hairdo.

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    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm white. But I'm constantly amazed at just how white some people can be. If this is my "culture", I'll be appropriating all day if you don't mind.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the girl advertising sausage rolls?

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks likemy husband's extended family when they come down to funerals from West Virginia

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the middle one have a stack of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls on her head? 😉

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    #41

    Totas

    Totas

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so bad for that era.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ö knows just how bad this look looks

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my brother wore that outfit to prom in 1978.

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    #42

    If You Go Down In The Woods Today, You're Sure Of A Big Surprise

    If You Go Down In The Woods Today, You're Sure Of A Big Surprise

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... the second guy from the left... I think he's dismembered at the torso?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you buy your Cyclops costume off Temu.

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens in the woods, stays in the woods...

    John Leavitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the guy third from the right Kevin Bacon?

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    #43

    I Knew That Barak Obama Portrait Reminded Me Of Something

    I Knew That Barak Obama Portrait Reminded Me Of Something

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    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Homer Simpson disappearing into the hedge.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obama! ❤️ that's who I'd like to see pop out of my hedge!

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man......Camilo Sesto and Obama in the same picture.......WHY FOR GOD SAKE

    All Things Vibes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Camilo Sesto predicted The Simpsons. Not the other way round for the first time in history! Time traveler vibes...

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind went to Bart Simpson...

    #44

    Super Stars

    Super Stars

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to hear this one https://youtu.be/BldDeOZkGhw?si=z148xiMIDUnWbCgW

    #45

    Goodbye My Love, Goodbye

    Goodbye My Love, Goodbye

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a farewell to the latest victim...

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a police artist sketch.

    misfit toy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That random belt on his shoulder

    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's wearing a strait jacket. Looks insane, too.

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not suprised she ran away

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend

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    #46

    Bloody Hipsters

    Bloody Hipsters

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    translated "live today, just pay later"

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the loud, drunk uncle who gets a little too handsy at a family party.

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anybody cares, the title is Dutch and means "Live today, pay tomorrow". Make of that what you will.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to get caught in the wheels and tear. Thank goodness.

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    #47

    Azerbaijan Covers Have Mainly Been Quite Good

    Azerbaijan Covers Have Mainly Been Quite Good

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crowley and Aziraphale have branched out after breaking up.

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Heat Miser and Snow Miser put their rivalry into an album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SGlPnA_iCk

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the left is trying to look satanic, the guy on the right doesn't even have to try.

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire/Ice, yin/yang and the eye of Sauron combined

    #48

    Ideal Camouflage For Hunting Keyboards

    Ideal Camouflage For Hunting Keyboards

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The keyboard in its natural habitat is normally a quiet animal. It does react loudly to touch.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look like gym teachers that found they all played keyboards and decided to start a band.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot stop laughing at this. Lol, it's so absurd. I frickin love it.

    #49

    Saw This In A Charity Shop Earlier

    Saw This In A Charity Shop Earlier

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    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP bought it for shits n giggles haha

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police sketch of the 2 men in a van offering candy to children.

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    #50

    Look Out, Here I Come

    Look Out, Here I Come

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    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that little thing in your head that stops you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah I don't have one of those, so I better stop here.......

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reflection in his sunglasses doesn't make sense to me.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I thought it was a weird eyemask til I zoomed in

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    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a 70's gay porn flick he he

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from my disco DJ days, lol. Hated the song, but it made a great bridge between 2 songs just wouldn't play well together.

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I m a male too......but I happily have sex with you ;)

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    #51

    Lads

    Lads

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their very gaze will make you pregnant

    PFD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to be the backbone of a great rhythm and blues band

    #52

    Do What?

    Do What?

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not terrible ... https://youtu.be/0gfTQ89-tHM?si=-GQ93HyvpiYMi5eq

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    #53

    And Last?

    And Last?

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny: "For the album cover, you have to dress *exactly* like me." The two other guys: "Dammit, Danny! Not again... !"

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle seems to be protecting something from the guy on the left ...

    Jay Scales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who picked those shirts against that background??

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is evident you need A GOOD TAILOR FOR GOD SAKE

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ron. Hold Danny's hair. Perfect!"

    #54

    We All Do Mate

    We All Do Mate

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    Cursed Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as an Italian, this isn't the worst i ever seen

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I poo too, I just don't make records out of it.

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    #55

    Non Stop Disco Dancing

    Non Stop Disco Dancing

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    #56

    Bathroom Music

    Bathroom Music

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbingly, this makes for so much better of an album cover than most. And its from a bathroom salesman's conference.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musicals made for industry conventions are a hoot!

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well naturally if you have the schytts the bathrooms are coming.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to make my own music thank you.

    Sassy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upon Googling it, seems it was only one of many late 60s/early 70s industry musical pieces, which included Citgo, Purina dog food, General Electric, Philadelphia National Bank, Schmidt's Beer, and a "Hamm's beer sales meeting film animated by Hanna-Barbera." Commercials related to the latter are on YouTube, and I just realized The Simpsons spoofed those in a recent episode ("Duff Beer... feelin' no pain"). I learned so much from this post!

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and whats going on in the bathroom exactly?????

    Ken Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, definitely crappy music! (I'll see myself out, thanks.)

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The music is probably funny, but unless you see the skits they're based off of I doubt it would make much sense.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which is more bizarre: The hooded monk standing before four outhouses emblazoned with the names of the gospels. Or the caveman preparing to bash with a club a series of modern-day toilets. (Or are those bidets?)

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    #57

    Sometime, Sometime Soon

    Sometime, Sometime Soon

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something, Something, Darkside.......

    Ken Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, their record contract didn't cover dental.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh come on guys! They're not a gospel group. They're a gospel TEAM! :-D

    Frances Mooney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully I have no family photos saved from this time period....

    Frances Pitchoune
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something Something Dark side, Something Something Complete

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not often you got a polyamorous album cover back in the day.

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    #58

    Camilla Tribute Band?

    Camilla Tribute Band?

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrific life story. Magaly was HIV+ and died at 33; Sophie killed herself at 56. Their music sounds exactly as you'd expect a 1980 Eurovision song to sound.

    Purple light
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le papa pingouin was their Eurovision song. Quite a cute song.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gwyneth Paltrow's lesser known sisters.

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    #59

    More Killer Clowns

    More Killer Clowns

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

    John Leavitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower right, any American or Canadian kid born in the 1940-1950s probably owned this record.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howdy Doody was a very popular tv show that all the kids watched back then

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is why some people are afraid of clowns

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circus Clown Calliope is terrifying

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    #60

    The Happy Three And 2 Miserable Bastards

    The Happy Three And 2 Miserable Bastards

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of them look any kind of happy.

    Sassy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant to say "The Happy Tree(s)"

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which are the happy three, and which the miserable people born out of wedlock?

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's a Christian album from a time when only the happiness of men counted.

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    #61

    I Want To Go To That Party

    I Want To Go To That Party

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    Lex Sandberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Vikingarna is quite famous here in Sweden. But I have never seen this cover before.

    #62

    Bit Too Late For That Request

    Bit Too Late For That Request

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    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dint know Norman Bate's mom played the guitar ....

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me your Gibson Hummingbird guitar.

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I definitely pitty you! you obviously go to the same hairdresser as your wife!!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see Peyton Manning with... a perm? I don't know what that hair style is called

    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the guitar is a dude.

    Brave Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the one with the guitar Ardal O'Hanlon???

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    #63

    Where's My Daddy?

    Where's My Daddy?

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in prison for this criminal record.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not bad! Somewhat Velvet Underground. https://youtu.be/jJJLI28m0dk?si=qG1HNDT69SiEYJ34

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely MUCH better sounding than the album might lead you to believe.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this band at the Teen-Age Fair in 1966. They rocked, and had the first fog machine I'd ever seen.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aphex Twin follow up to 'Come To Daddy'.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s gone to buy some cigarettes.

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    #64

    Signed Copy

    Signed Copy

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    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are a comedy act, this is intentional!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking back, Jeanette Krankie dressing up as a little boy was a bit weird... also, fun fact: my old boss thought "Fandabidozi" was Mr T's catchphrase. That's right, she confused Wee Jimmy Krankie with Mr T. HOW?

    robin miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also no truth to the rumour that Jeanette Krankie later became leader of the Scottish National Party, and Scottish First Minister . . .

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    Gary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are also married

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also allegedly rampant swingers on the celebrity circuit.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's either the largest ventriloquist dummy, or the most embarrased kid.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put an electric guitar in the hands of the one on the left, and suddenly he looks like a rock star. 😎

    Antony Aston
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmhh and there are two sides to The Crankies...

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have this please?

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    #65

    How You Doin' ?

    How You Doin' ?

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Jesus, what an album cover.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made me laugh loudly enough to disturb Bouche. She's coming to get you.

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    Rick O'Shae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least there is some moonshine just in case

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new favorite genre is gospel albums where you know just by looking that one of the sons has a secret.

    Frances Mooney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "squirrels" at first......

    #66

    Hanging Out

    Hanging Out

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    Ken Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The illegitimate children of Earth, Wind & Fire and Kiss.

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    #67

    Taste Of Something

    Taste Of Something

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they tasted a few hits before posing for this album cover.

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the last word has a typo, the last letter should be at the start of the word.

    Quinn
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    2 years ago

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness the title writer didn't do a spoonerism of the album cover

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found the 2011 remaster of this album 😊 https://youtu.be/fl1JNs0_-vs?si=9zUgZorm3SVJAn7Z

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    #68

    I'm Off

    I'm Off

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let the door hit you in the backside on the way out, Craig.

    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the fair warning Craig.....Run everyone !!!!!!!!!!!

    #69

    Lad

    Lad

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Guildo Horn. He is a livng legend and an overall nice guy. :)

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he loves us all. Guildo hat euch lieb! ❤

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    Rena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is intentional - inspired by the 70ties

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His outfit looks like he's wearing one of those Vienetta cake things.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly change the outfit and shave the head, he is quite handsome.

    #70

    I Know It’s Only Rock ‘N Roll But I Like It, Like It

    I Know It’s Only Rock ‘N Roll But I Like It, Like It

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s playing Iron Maiden covers on this album.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that The Singing Nun?

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been playing this guitar and singing all day, and, wow, are my campanas sor!

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    #71

    Fonting Hell!

    Fonting Hell!

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older they get, the grumpier they are!

    Frances Mooney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gem! If the recording is even half as fabulous as the cover art, wardrobe and typography it would be at least a 1.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The printer had an overstock of pink paper... they'll give us a big discount!"

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    #72

    How Far Is It To Hell? I Suppose It Depends Where You Are Starting From

    How Far Is It To Hell? I Suppose It Depends Where You Are Starting From

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    Tim Humphrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not far if you take the Highway

    witchling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narration? And sound effects??? Hmmm. Now I'm intrigued.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/AH6cwjGXixg?si=hi1VwyRpP9MomO-K

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How Far is it to Hell?" With sound effects... ?!

    #73

    Bob And Barbara

    Bob And Barbara

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Jesus didn't think so...

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just snorted coffee out my nose reading your comment.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your home is an execution site?

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    #75

    Lads!

    Lads!

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that same outfit except it was blue and had two little white pom-pom things dangling at the bottom of the neck. Oh, and it was made for a little girl

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I will were under voted but I don't care. You have a lack sense common, like youngters here that wear flip flops with socks and pajamas pants here. I think is trending, but man for God sake you seems an idiot and you go with that to school. Idiotic behaviour. Down vote me if you want, I don't buy that s**t, may be I'm old

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this photo shoot, the global velour famine lasted for three years.

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude kicked granny outta her chair an stole her shoes

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they play five-a-side football at the weekends?

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I can make out pant legs. Are there people inside of the pants? It's just this ugly orange filter. I can't see too well.

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    #76

    Whoa

    Whoa

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, dear... the sound of my childhood... although it looks terrible, the music was pretty good.

    misfit toy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a type of Dala horse? It’s adorable

    #77

    Good Evening

    Good Evening

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is Turkish and means "The Price of our Love". I just don't know what that has to do with doing the splits in a karate outfit.

    #78

    Lots Going On Here

    Lots Going On Here

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey can i put my shirt back on it is a little chilly?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "H. Nieminen and the Travelling Masters"

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! I photobombed your album!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the days before you could crop.

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    #79

    If You Go Down To The Woods Today. You're Sure Of A Big Surprise

    If You Go Down To The Woods Today. You're Sure Of A Big Surprise

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the one on the left in a wheelchair and you have a "Little Britain" sketch

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the album cover is funnier than the entirety of that series.

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If no one else will I'm going to say it. These two look like pedo$

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an alternate universe, they are Simon and Garfunkel.

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Lennie said, ‘I thought you was mad at me, George.’ ”

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    #80

    Napolean Dynamite Cosplay

    Napolean Dynamite Cosplay

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bulgarian Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I want to hear some. The University Of Michigan music program has quite a good reputation.... Well that was quite sad and awful Mexican blandness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvyYupYAOQs

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone watch the 80s version of Miami Vice? That's Tubbs on the left lol

    #81

    Reminds Me Of Someone

    Reminds Me Of Someone

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!!! You can't publish Mica Trofrtaljka without honorary mentioning Saveta Jovanović!!! saveta-655...27e1d0.jpg saveta-6555f0c27e1d0.jpg

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit rich coming from someone with Charlie Chuck as their picture :D

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that just a cheap impression of Divine.

    misfit toy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Newt Gingrich?

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the title is Croatian and means "Three-wheeler". Makes sense...

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's Serbian, and means "three quarters" (from German "viertel" - quarter)

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was just this pic made against her will, or the whole album?

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    #82

    Volume 2?

    Volume 2?

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gah! why do they look like the thing from splice??

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone overdid it at the Olan Mills at the mall.

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    #83

    Solid Gold From Listerine

    Solid Gold From Listerine

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The record itself might not be bad at all.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, The Delfonics, The Four Tops, Gladys Knight & The Pips... I'd buy it.

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gargle sounds of different bands?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a promotional item, if you bought the family size bottle you got a free record or something. I'm sure the music is in better taste than the original flavor of that mouthwash.... ;)

    Michael Braisher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on Ebay! Buy it while I'm still procrastinating!! (And thinking about buying it!)

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    #84

    Dressing Gown Friday

    Dressing Gown Friday

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you knew you were getting your picture taken for an album photo, wouldn't you want to change out of your dressing gown?

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hop-cup??? I hope he doesn't have two background singers for this track.🥴

    #85

    Schytts On My Facebook

    Schytts On My Facebook

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    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's gotta play these underattended off-season flea markets https://youtu.be/M0_Gqw5JNWI?si=b4aaKoQDk66rzRfR

    LALALand
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count again....

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven. Seven! I count seven Shytts.

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    #86

    Conjoined Twins. Joined At The Lapel

    Conjoined Twins. Joined At The Lapel

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Joined at the Lapel"! 😂

    Magpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were hugely popular in the 1980s and sold loads of records. Believe or not, many of their albums have been certified gold and platinum. Their career still continues.

    UnTethered
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an explosives plunger they’re leaning on? I’ll bet this album really blew up.

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    #87

    Only For A Short While I Reckon

    Only For A Short While I Reckon

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice that the listed their going rate to perform.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for long after they do the nightly head count.

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    #88

    Morning All. Here's A 7 Person Quartet

    Morning All. Here's A 7 Person Quartet

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of these religious people seem unable to grasp the meaning of the word "quartet".

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard rumours of people who can't count higher than the number four.

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy album title as well.

    DforDory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are definitely not good at math.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Son, I'm going to introduce you to my hand, it's gonna touch you".

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your hand to yourself, please.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or did everyone who cut an album miss preschool the day they taught you how to count on your fingers and toes?

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    #89

    Bow Tie Klaxon

    Bow Tie Klaxon

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy is still going strong, singing and comedic sketches, at age 71...

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a 70s darts caller.

    #90

    Brothers

    Brothers

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered where the horse's blanket had gone.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they all seem to be looking at different cameras.

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    #91

    Concertina Concert

    Concertina Concert

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    The Fool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This album looks unopened.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that "aleatoric music" is on the nominations for the worst music in the world, that is appropriate.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a minute, I thought it said platonic ensemble. They look like they're going to stay platonic for a long time.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe we'd be able to get together if you'd just put the squeeze-box down for two seconds!

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    #92

    Gloryland Is Overrated I Reckon

    Gloryland Is Overrated I Reckon

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    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like there looking for a "Glory hole" more like it

    #93

    More Outstanding Trousers

    More Outstanding Trousers

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elder cousins graduated in the late '70's. Their graduation photos were just as awful.

    #94

    Something Good Is About To Happen? I'm Not So Sure

    Something Good Is About To Happen? I'm Not So Sure

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song is such an iconic song in the denomination I grew up in. It perpetuated the toxic positivity that people were expected to live out. Either the idea that God only loved you if you were happy, healthy, and wealthy or the flipside of that, that if you only loved God enough you would be happy, healthy, and wealthy. Instead of the hope the song is supposed to offer it is just another cog in the wheel of the distortion of reality.

    Ken Schroeder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...doesn't look like she's looking forward to it...

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're getting a wardrobe consultant?

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    #95

    Good Evening

    Good Evening

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The door was unlocked so I let myself in. No - don't call the cops"

    Diana Lucas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks likes a still from a sketch with Kate McKinnon.

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    #96

    Get In The Van

    Get In The Van

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    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God probably said "No me gusta" and ran away.

    Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God said, "¡Que haya luz!". And there was light.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a loud booming voice: "YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!!"

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Because the normal crusade wasn't enough, we are trying one with Americans this time? *thumbs up*

    RabidChild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least the van has windows...