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A good cook knows that recipes can be often treated as guidelines. However, many a bad cook has a similar line of thinking, just with a vastly different outcome. Now, knowing you are a bad cook is one thing, but a poor craftsperson will blame their tools, up to and including recipes. 

The “I Didn't Have Eggs” online community gathers the bewildering and somewhat infuriating online recipe reviews of people who for some ungodly reason decided to make terrible ingredient substitutions, then went online to rant about the recipe. So get comfortable, upvote the best (or worst) posts, and comment your thoughts below. 

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    While many of these are humorous, except perhaps for the poster of the recipe, the amount of culinary ignorance on display can be a bit frightening if you have a dietary restriction for whatever reason. Some people just do not know that surprise, surprise, eggs are not vegan and will happily serve baked goods to vegans who would be none the wiser. This is, perhaps, why some people will simply refuse to eat anything they have not cooked themselves.

    The same is just as true for religious dietary restrictions. While, for example, the prohibition on pork, found in Judaism and Islam is pretty well known, some might not understand the variety of products that come from a pig that isn’t just meat. Gelatin, for example, which incidentally is often also not vegan, to the despair of a vegan trying to make smores for the first time.

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    #4

    Substitution Poetry!

    Substitution Poetry!

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    ThatG
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Didn’t have lettuce, so threw in some rocks instead. Terrible, chipped a tooth. 1⭐️”

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    While it might seem strange to deviate from a recipe if you are going through the trouble of finding one in the first place, it’s important to remember that in the age of the internet, the recipe might be from an entirely different continent. US recipes will often mention certain name-brand products that one can’t find elsewhere. All cuisine is based on the best utilization of the products that are actually on hand, so any good cook will make substitutions regularly. 

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    No Mention Of Corn In A Mexican Crema Recipe

    No Mention Of Corn In A Mexican Crema Recipe

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    Reading This One Activated My Flight Or Fight Response

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    This is just as true if one has a dietary restriction. Vegans, for example, are no doubt used to regularly modifying recipes and often enjoy good food just as much as everyone else. And as “modern” as some might think it is, there have been vegan substitutions for some items for not just decades, but over a thousand years. For example, “mock duck,” an alternative to duck meat, has existed in China since the 7th century

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    I Haven't Made It Yet 🙄

    I Haven't Made It Yet 🙄

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wayne hasn't made it yet in the world but gives himself three gold stars for being present. But to be fair, the world is hard, so why shouldn't he?

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    Recipe For A London Broil Marinade. There Indeed Is No Pepsi Or Coke

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    Oh Kimica 🤦learn To Understand Directions Please

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    If one considers tofu as a meat substitute and not just a foodstuff in its own right, then “vegan meat” dates back to around 200 BCE, giving it considerably more pedigree than entire recipes and national cuisines. And it’s not just limited to East Asian food, there are ancient Greek sources that describe mock anchovies made from boiled and shredded turnips, mixed with oil and salt. 

    #13

    Yes, Cumin Beef Tastes Like Cumin

    Yes, Cumin Beef Tastes Like Cumin

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    Ripley
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replaced a sugar (molasses) with a salt (soy sauce) and wonders why it's tastes of salt and disappointment.

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    #15

    Thanks For Your Life Story!

    Thanks For Your Life Story!

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    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the internet, I had no idea how many people had main character syndrome. EVERYONE! ATTENTION! JOHN IS ON A DIET. EVERYONE TAKE DOWN YOUR RECEIPIES THAT WILL MAKE HIM GAIN WEIGHT!

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    In fact, while often overlooked, meat alternatives were also quite popular in Medieval Europe, as people who participated in Lent would abstain from meat, eggs, and dairy products. As one can imagine, there was not a vegan section at the grocery store, nor a grocery store in general, so people had to be clever about what they ate over lent, as just bread might get exhaustingly boring quite soon. 

    #16

    Christopher Has Had Enough Of Reading About Other People's Substitutions

    Christopher Has Had Enough Of Reading About Other People's Substitutions

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    Hphizzle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha!!! This is how you counteract the stupid reviews !! Genius.

    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christopher has a point, however slightly embedded in sarcasm it is.

    Gary
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably there is some sort of meme about this because most of these are clearly nonsense

    Kat Hoth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't even the same recipe, just a list of the same number of ingredients.

    Hodge Elmwood
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    6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, you realize this is meant to parody the poor reviews from people who substitute everything, right?

    Ann Coffman
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is thoughtful enough to rate at five stars so not to lower the total rating. Very funny, very. Funny.

    Holly McRell
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I substituted pop rocks for the steak, raisin bran for the potatoes, and some cat litter instead of jalapenos. It was awful!

    Bidango Smith
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn Pops for Potatoes? Corn Pops? ... Like the breakfast cereal???? And Dandelions for Peppers? WTAF????

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why follow a recipe if you're not actually going to follow it!?

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    I’m Not Sure If This Counts But It Made Me Laugh

    I’m Not Sure If This Counts But It Made Me Laugh

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    Danielle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, when you hear Americans say "chocolate pudding' is it just chocolate custard? This is brand new information to me.

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    Milk substitutes are perhaps just as old, though one needs to keep in mind that these aren’t one-to-one with dairy substitutes. One can’t exactly make cheese out of oat milk, for example. However, soy milk and coconut milk have been used in lieu of milk for around a thousand years in India, China, and Southeast Asia. So the “soy” part of an often derided “soy latte” is considerably older than the latte. 

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    Geoffrey Doesn't Like Full English Breakfast

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    This Bourbon Chicken Recipe Review

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    "The Recipe Is Bad Because I Undercooked It" Absolute Savage Response

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    Setting aside dietary restrictions, it’s important to always remember that before readily available refrigeration and containerization technology, in most places recipes and cuisine were built around availability, which is ultimately influenced by everything from geography, weather, and the season, as well as social class. So many world-class cuisines, as we know them today, were built of changes and substitutions. Imagine Italian cuisine before the tomato, or Central and Eastern Europe, before the potato, both of which had to be brought in from the Americas. 

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    #22

    I’m Better At Traditional Chinese Cooking Than The Traditional Chinese Cook

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    Corlissa
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro did Demi just insult traditional Chinese cooking!? Chinese people, RISE UP WITH ME AND COOK IT THE TRADITIONAL WAY!

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    #23

    Why Do You Have This Much Free Time??

    Why Do You Have This Much Free Time??

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    Fat Harry
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do agree with this, though. I have so many recipes bookmarked where the author feels they have to give their life story before actually getting to the recipe.

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    #24

    This Recipe For Thanksgiving Stuffing

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a once and done response, but the sad thing is that people like Daddy-O and some of the others above probably lie awake in the pit of the night with these kinds of online interactions repeating traumatically through their heads.

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    This is all to say that substitution and improvisation is the cornerstone of nearly every delicious thing we have ever eaten. However, there is a fine line between genius and madness, one which is readily visible here. From horrifically misunderstanding basic instructions to a complete lack of knowledge about an ingredient, some of the options by these home cooks baffle the mind. 

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    I Found This Gem On A Caramel Ice Cream Recipe And I Am So Glad I Did

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    Em
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one deserves mockery. They're fully admitting it was their own fault, and providing information many people might not know. Homemade caramel gets really really hot! I make it at least once a year and still manage to forget this on occasion. Can't tell you how many times I've burnt the unholy hell out of my tongue trying to taste the stuff too soon.

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    Things Are Getting Tense In This Banana Bread Recipe's Comments Section

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    Headless Horseman
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I changed everything about the recipe and it was delicious. 5 stars." These comments happen too often 😂

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    These posts are great, because they often also present the recipe itself, or at least excerpts  from it, which allows us to gauge if there was something unclear or poorly written in the recipe itself. Spoiler alert, most of the examples here are so simple and clear, a child could follow them, just not, it seems, the average home cook/netizen. 

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    This Person Added An Unnecessary Egg And Got Mad The Cake Was Ruined

    This Person Added An Unnecessary Egg And Got Mad The Cake Was Ruined

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    HungryPanda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too familiar. I tried cracking an egg on what was aperfect pb&j sndwich. It added nothing. The egg was so runny and the bread got soggy. Need to stop arbitrarily adding eggs to things...

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    #30

    On A Post For A Homemade Peach Cake

    On A Post For A Homemade Peach Cake

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    Everyone makes mistakes, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Similarly, many of us have “bright” ideas that in reality turn out to be utter nonsense. Most of the time, a wise person will note the mistake and move on. These geniuses here, instead, decided to publicly share the nonsense that was going through their heads, no doubt in the belief that they are incredible cooks and could not have made a mistake. And if you want to see other “genius” cooks in action, look no further and check out our other article here

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    #31

    Amber Doesn't Bother To Read, And Gets Schooled By The Recipe's Author

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    On A Recipe For Vegan Peanut Butter Frosting

    On A Recipe For Vegan Peanut Butter Frosting

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again... another example of people not understanding that many times, ingredients are added for what they do chemically to the entire dish rather than for the immediate taste.

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    French Toast. With Tortilla. And Aquafaba. And Cumin

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    Sabs
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitutes an ingredient for beans and wonders why the recipe tastes like beans. People like that make me wonder…

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    #34

    No Substitutions (As Far As We Know) But A Wild Ride

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    Can I Make The Sugar Spread Without Sugar?

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    Just Devastated That Mayonnaise Doesn’t Make Good Frosting. But I Still Ate It

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the recipe writer should have mentioned all of the 3,876,432 other ingredients NOT to use. Would that have made it more clear? Just trying to be helpful.

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    #37

    Translation: It’s A Frittata, You Twit

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg substitute. I use it for baking since one of my coworkers is vegan, but I've tried cooking it up by itself just to see what it's like. Comes out close enough, especially if you're already used to not eating chicken eggs.

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    #38

    Recipe Is Missing Peanut Butter

    Recipe Is Missing Peanut Butter

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    #39

    When Recipes On The Internet Should Know That You’re Prediabetic, And Should Reflect As Much

    When Recipes On The Internet Should Know That You’re Prediabetic, And Should Reflect As Much

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    #40

    So Tasty It Sent My Dog To The Hospital. Definitely The Recipe's Fault. One Star

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    Baking Soda, Baking Powder. Potato Potahto

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned this one the hard way in Home Ec class, where we were required to at least taste everything we made. We encountered baking powder for the first time in a recipe for muffins, and assumed it was an error because we’d never heard of it, and so used baking soda instead. Our muffins didn’t rise, and came out like hard, dry hockey pucks. We all tasted as required then tossed the rest out. We were lucky our teacher recognized our error and explained it to us. I know I never made that mistake again, and I assume my teammates never did, either. That was a good (hard, dry) learning experience!

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    Big Hot Oil Mess

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    Didn't Read Directions, Got Food Poisoning

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    Mavis
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of a successful dinner party, never cook a recipe for the first time. Always serve something you are familiar with and know how to cook properly.

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    #44

    What Happened Here Is Truly A Mystery

    What Happened Here Is Truly A Mystery

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    #45

    I Think They Should Reread Their Review

    I Think They Should Reread Their Review

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    I Didn’t Follow The Directions

    I Didn’t Follow The Directions

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    Hawkmoon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes improvisation leads to miracles. (But more often it leads to disasters as seen above and below).

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    #48

    Cindy Is Not Happy About The Use Of Eggs In Baked Goods

    Cindy Is Not Happy About The Use Of Eggs In Baked Goods

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    #49

    On A Vegan Yorkshire Pudding Recipe

    On A Vegan Yorkshire Pudding Recipe

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    #50

    Recipe Calls For 1 Teaspoon Of Red Chili Paste

    Recipe Calls For 1 Teaspoon Of Red Chili Paste

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get from 1 teaspoon to 2 1/2 cups? And they said that’s all they had on hand so presumably they thought they were supposed to add more! At least next time they’re only going to add a cup

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    #51

    On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!

    On A Recipe For Fish Pie. Love That They Got Called Out On It!

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    #52

    Found One! A Recipe For Bone Broth

    Found One! A Recipe For Bone Broth

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    Betsy Ray
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pages were stuck together. This was part bone broth (aka stock) and part chicken cacciatore. Or trifle.

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    #53

    Used Crisco Instead Of Unsalted Butter 1 Star

    Used Crisco Instead Of Unsalted Butter 1 Star

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear heavens my taste buds are now trying to hide behind the sofa, I'm hoping that I will be able to coax them back by lunchtime

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    #54

    Miranda Isn't Putting Up With Ryan's Bs

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    Kat Hoth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cajun is as much about the flavor as it is about the heat. You don't want the heat to drown the other flavors, but rather enhance then.

    #55

    What The F**k, Kim?

    What The F**k, Kim?

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    #57

    Used Half The Water Required In The Recipe Because My Cake Pan Was Too Small And The Cake Was Dry For Some Reason - 2 Stars

    Used Half The Water Required In The Recipe Because My Cake Pan Was Too Small And The Cake Was Dry For Some Reason - 2 Stars

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or perhaps use the recipe as intended but not that too-small pan for it again? Ah, nevermind.

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    #58

    My Son Started A Fire! 1 Star

    My Son Started A Fire! 1 Star

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    Made A Different Recipe. 4 Stars

    Made A Different Recipe. 4 Stars

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    #60

    The Icing Of Theseus

    The Icing Of Theseus

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many recipes out there which would have perfectly catered to the unfortunate friend's needs....

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    #61

    Real Estate Blog / Recipe Review

    Real Estate Blog / Recipe Review

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such an INDEPENDENT woman who lives, works, and thinks INDEPENDENTLY unless I'm doing the most random things like rating a recipe online, and then take the opportunity to gratuitously insert as many references to my boyfriend that I can possibly get into the character limit for the unrelated topic. Gotcha.

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    #63

    This Recipe Seems To Be A Forum For Mental Giants

    This Recipe Seems To Be A Forum For Mental Giants

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    #64

    It Turns Out That Nearly Doubling The Cook Time Yields Bad Results

    It Turns Out That Nearly Doubling The Cook Time Yields Bad Results

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    Not Sure What Recipe Jeff Was Reading

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    #66

    Jesus. Sugar In A Dessert?

    Jesus. Sugar In A Dessert?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King Arthur providing a friendly, chill Vermont reply. Good on them. I confess I would have been much more snarky since my roots are Philly based, lol.

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    #67

    The *most* Pretentious Comment I’ve Seen (On A Simple American Style Alfredo Sauce)

    The *most* Pretentious Comment I’ve Seen (On A Simple American Style Alfredo Sauce)

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    Question On A Feijoada (Brazilian Bean Stew) Recipe

    Question On A Feijoada (Brazilian Bean Stew) Recipe

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    No Eggs? No Problem

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    Iridian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't follow your recipe, and it's all your fault, you meanie.

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    #70

    All Red Sauces Is The Same, According To Donna M

    All Red Sauces Is The Same, According To Donna M

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gochujang is great! If you like things that are somewhat hot and have a more complex flavor than a traditional vinegar based hot sauce, try it! I like it just spread on a cracker for breakfast.

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    #71

    Didn't Use All The Flour, Turned Out Sticky

    Didn't Use All The Flour, Turned Out Sticky

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    #72

    Recipe For French Onion Soup. Called For Sherry, Not Cherries

    Recipe For French Onion Soup. Called For Sherry, Not Cherries

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    #73

    No Salt In My Seasoned Salt Plz

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as a salt-substitute. The only thing tasting like salt is salt

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    #74

    The Sub Name Is Literally In This Review

    The Sub Name Is Literally In This Review

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    #75

    Why’d You Rate It Then???

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    #76

    On A Recipe For “Less Sweet” Frosting

    On A Recipe For “Less Sweet” Frosting

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    Ripley
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cooked flour frosting is fabulous! It's creamy and quite decadent without being super sweet.

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    #77

    Pie Is Not Cake

    Pie Is Not Cake

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    Headless Horseman
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Nora was able to save the commenters pie as she responded within the hour. On second thought, the pie would probably be dry by then 😂

    #78

    Because We All Know Cheddar Cheese Is The Superior Pairing With White Chocolate

    Because We All Know Cheddar Cheese Is The Superior Pairing With White Chocolate

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    Alex S
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell her to go ahead. Honestly want to be a recipe blogger now just to watch idiots eat gross food they're too stupid to avoid

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    #79

    *lemon* *pound* Cake Is Dense And Sour, And I Didn't Cook It All The Way. Terrible Recipe. One Star

    *lemon* *pound* Cake Is Dense And Sour, And I Didn't Cook It All The Way. Terrible Recipe. One Star

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    #80

    At Least She Asked Before Making It

    At Least She Asked Before Making It

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    #84

    3 Stars For Bad Grammar

    3 Stars For Bad Grammar

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tempurature is how hot you need the oil to fry prawns in a Japanese batter

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    #85

    Okay Mr. Jim Fancypants 🙄

    Okay Mr. Jim Fancypants 🙄

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gochujang Fancypants sounds like he should be Spongebob's friend.

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    #86

    Using Tapioca Flour Then Complaining It’s Too Gummy

    Using Tapioca Flour Then Complaining It’s Too Gummy

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many decent recipes out there on the interweb with substitutions already tested...

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    #87

    Real Mustard Has Mayo

    Real Mustard Has Mayo

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    #88

    "I Did Not Eat This Recipe. One Star."

    "I Did Not Eat This Recipe. One Star."

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    Linden
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the website is prompting people to rate and review and that's why there are these sorts of comments...?

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    #89

    "The Texture Of This Cake Was Horrible. It's Definitely Not Because Of The Extra Cup Of Moisture I Added"

    "The Texture Of This Cake Was Horrible. It's Definitely Not Because Of The Extra Cup Of Moisture I Added"

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