Ah, movie details. We all have a favorite film or two and we just love sharing with our friends all the details hidden throughout them, to show off that we’re real fans. But what about less-than-hidden, in-your-face, really-really-bad movie details?
Well, there’s an entire Reddit community that’s dedicated to sharing those—the worst and crappiest movie details ever. And it’s all for the sake of having a laugh.
These redditors are great at using irony and there’s so much sarcasm and humor on the subreddit, it’s hard to stay afloat sometimes. Scroll down for the crappiest movie details and Bored Panda's interview with one of the subreddit's moderators, upvote the best (worst?) posts, and let us know if you have any similar details to share about your fave films, Pandas.
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The Dark Knight (2008): Despite Being A Murderous Maniac With No Regard For Human Life, The Joker Still Takes Special Precautions To Wear A Mask Around The Vulnerable. This Is Because He Is Not A Fu**ing Idiot
In Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017), Dwayne Johnson's Avatar Did Not Have The Power To Read The Map. This Is Because Paper Beats Rock
The Only Two White Actors In Black Panther Are Martin Freeman, Who Played Bilbo Baggins, And Andy Serkis Who Played Gollum. They're The Tolkien White Guys
Redditor Merari01, one of the subreddit's moderators, told Bored Panda that their top mod "saw an opening in the market" and started up the community in 2017.
"People on reddit love making silly jokes and puns. There's lots of in-jokes and running gags and that makes a good breeding ground for playfully memeing in the context of movies," sub mod Merari01 explained why the sub is as successful as it is. They referenced this post as a great example of the community's playfulness.
The mod also revealed that plenty of internet users get mixed up "all the time," don't notice the sarcasm, and think that the posts on the sub are 100% serious. "It's part of the fun," they said.
The Movie Contagion (2011) Has Often Been Depicted As A Realistic Movie. However, This Is Untrue As The Us Government - In The Film - Has Been Represented As Acting Proactively And Accordingly To The Pandemic Threat
In Pixar’s Up (2009) Carl And Ellie Break Into Their Paradise Falls Savings Jar In Order To Pay For Carl’s Hospital Bill, This Is Actually A Clever Reference To The Fact That The American Healthcare System Is Literal Garbage
In Doctor Strange (2016), Doctor Strange Can Be Seen Defeating His Enemy, An Apple. This Is Because An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
The subreddit was founded just over 3 years ago in July 2017 and it’s still going strong. Since then, the community has grown to over 511k members who eagerly wait for the newest posts that might just make any movie buffs giggle as they hide their faces.
Crappy movie details are one thing, but crappy movies are something altogether different. So, what makes a bad movie, well, bad?
Movies that perform well at the box office, get roaring reviews from critics, and top IMDb lists for the ‘Top 10 [Insert Favorite Genre] Movies of the Year’ don’t automatically make them good. Successful? Sure. Popular? Definitely! Good? It depends.
During The Filming Of Jurassic Park (1993), T-Rex Was Known To Sweat Profusely As It Was His First Major Role In 55 Million Years
In Game Of Thrones Season 8, Daenerys’ Last Words Are “We Break The Wheel Together” Which Spelled Backwards Says “Rehtegot Leehw Eht Kaerb Ew” Which Doesn’t Make Sense Just Like The Rest Of Season 8
Actors In Black And White Movies Were Often Putting Their Lives In Danger During Driving Scenes, As They Weren't Able To Tell If The Traffic Light Was Red Or Green
A small budget and an overly ambitious narrative can wreck a movie even if the director’s intentions were good. Newsweek points out the obvious fact that bad movies have terrible acting. Whether its newbie actors paying their dues or professional stars off their game during a new project, stilted and cringeworthy acting won’t win any praises from the crowd.
Unless they’re going for a ‘so bad it’s good’ sorta vibe. In fact, we tend to love bad movies like ‘The Room’ and ‘Sharknado’ because they make us feel just like film critics.
“These films are humorous because they are incredulously awful and you can’t believe that anyone could produce something that bad and think it’s OK. The other thing is it gives you a sense of superiority and a sense of mastery and competence because if you can recognize why it’s bad, you have expertise in this area of film consumption. It makes you feel like an expert film critic,” Salford senior lecturer in psychology Dr. Adam Galpin told New Statesman.
Mmmm I'm So Hungry
In The Toy Story Movies, Andy's Mom Never Remarries. This Is A Subtle Nod To How Andy And His Mom Were Better Off Without A Stepdad, Just Like How My Mom And I Are Better Off Without Trevor. Stop Dating My Mom Trevor You Stupid Di*k
In Shaun Of The Dead (2004), The Entire Movie Is In Hindi. This Is Because I Pirated It And Downloaded The Wrong Torrent
In Return Of The Jedi (1983) Obi Wan Tells Luke That He Has A Sister, And Luke Correctly Guesses It’s Leia. This Is Because There’s No Other Women In The Original Trilogy So It Was An Easy Guess
Heyyyyy...there was one other woman in the galaxy...you know the one who is in that one scene talking about the death star plans...
Action 🎬
In Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) Rami Malek Was Wearing Fake Teeth Because Letting Him Wear Freddie Mercury's Real Teeth Would Have Been Unethical And Really Messed Up
In Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End (2007), Captain Jack Sparrow Attempts To Pull The Black Pearl All By Himself. This Is Symbolic Of Johnny Depp Carrying The Whole Weight Of The Franchise On His Shoulders, And Was Worn Out By The Time Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Went Into Production
The Lion King (1994) Correctly Predicted The Entire Plot For The Lion King (2019)
In Avengers Endgame: Ant Man Says That The Five Hours He Spent In The Quantum Realm Equated To Five Years In The Real World. This Is Subtle Reference To The Fact That Over The Last Five Years Paul Rudd Has Aged Five Hours
J.k Rowling Confirmed This
In Avengers: Endgame, Rhodes Admits To Nebula He “Wasn’t Always Like This”, Which Is True
In The Film The Neverending Story (1984), If You Watch Closely At Around 1h45m You Can See That It Does Actually End
In Independence Day (1996) The Dog Boomer Survives, Which Makes Him An Ok Boomer
My Biologist Friend Went Nuts During Avengers : Infinity War (2018)
Technically, Thanos is right. I mean, Spiderman has only two arms and two legs. Where are the other two arms and two legs?
Don’t Take Business Advice From A Disney Movie
In Breaking Bad (2008-2013) Walt Jr. Has Trouble Hitting The Brakes. He Is Braking Bad
This Explanatory Scene Was Cut From Batman Begins, After Complaints From Michael Bay That It Contained Too Few Explosions
In The Harry Potter Film Series, The Titles All Include “Harry Potter” This Is A Subtle Nod To The Name Of Harry Potter The Main Character Of The Series
In Men In Black (1997), Will Smith Points To The Flashlight To Signify... Sh*t I Forget Why
In The Dark Knight(2008) Joker Burns A Pile Of Cash, Which Is Illegal In The Us. This Little Detail Implies That Joker Might Be A Bad Person
I think destroying currency is illegal everywhere (if I am not mistaken)
In 127 Hours (2010) James Franco Is Seen Cutting Off His Arm To Free Himself From A Boulder Although In Real Life James Kept His Arm, This Is Because James Franco Is A Coward Who Can't Commit To A Roll
In The Beginning Of Joker (2019) There’s A Familiar Face In The Mirror
In Avengers Endgame, Fat Thor Is The Butt Of Many Jokes, This Is Because Marvel Thinks Survivor’s Guilt And Ptsd Are Funny Subjects
Yes, let's marginalise the legitimate feelings of men for laughs and profit! - For the love all that is good and holy know that this is sarcasm. I do not support belittling other people's mental health.
In Game Of Thrones, S8e4, You Can Clearly See A Starbucks Cup In One Scene. This Is A Subtle Nod To How The Show Runners Literally Don’t Give A Fu*k Anymore
In The Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne Goes On A Lengthy Murder Spree. This Is A Subtle Nod To The Fact I Bought The Wrong Christian Bale Film
In Taylor Swift’s 2015 Song “Blank Space” She Says, “I’ll Be The Actress Starring In Your Bad Dreams.” This Is Foreshadowing To Her Role In Cats (2019), Which Will Give All Its Viewers Nightmares
Wrong!! I thought that song lyric was from "look what you made me do".. Not blank space.
In Star Wars Episode 9, Kylo Ren Receives A Trumpet From ...black Widow? Wait What
In The Great Dictator (1940), Charlie Chaplin Used Two "X" Instead Of Swastika To Avoid Getting Demonetize On Youtube
It's funny how the swastika went from being a symbol of good luck in ancient times to a symbol of racial supremacism, violence and intimidation :/
In The Matrix, A Kid Tells Neo He Has To Realize “There Is No Spoon”. However, If You Look Closely You Can Notice There Is A Spoon In The Scene
And from the Wachowski brothers most recent revelations the spoon is a metaphor for penis.
In Joker (2019), Nobody Laughs At Arthur’s Jokes. This Is Because He Never Says ‘Bazinga’ So The Audience Knows When To Laugh
In The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Trailer You Can See 22 Coins Instead Of Stars In The Paramount Logo. This Is A Subtle Nod To The Fact That This Movie Will Make 22 USD At The Box Office
This Is The Suicide Squad (2016). Notice How Jeffery Epstein Isn’t Part Of The Group
In The Force Awakens, Adam 'Driver' Kills Harrison 'Ford'. This Is A Reference To The Fact I Crashed My Dads Focus
In The Movie The Martian (2015) The Main Character Says "I'm Going To Survive", Within The First 10 Minutes. This Foreshadows That The Main Character Does Infact Survive And He Spoils The Movie For The Viewers. Fu*k You Matt Damon You Spoiling Bit*h
People have been spoiling the story with the opening lines since Shakespeare and everyone loves him. Now, if only the GoT show runners knew that...
The Film 1917, Filmed In 2019, Is Claimed To Have Been A One-Shot Movie. This Is Impossible, As There Were Way Too Many Guns Fired
In Iron Man (2008), Iron Man Is Green Because I Am Colorblind
In the movie "Constantine" Lucifer wears a white suit, but no one else does. This is a reference to his supernatural power as keeping white sleeves clean is the devils work
I'm surprised that there were no: "ThOsE aRe HoRriBlE rEvIeWs. ThEsE PeOpLe ArE iDiOts AnD DoN't KnOw AnYtHiNg AbOuT cInEmA" comments on THIS article!! XD... Let the downvotes come, but I know what I read on another bad Amazon reviews! XD
In the movie "Constantine" Lucifer wears a white suit, but no one else does. This is a reference to his supernatural power as keeping white sleeves clean is the devils work
I'm surprised that there were no: "ThOsE aRe HoRriBlE rEvIeWs. ThEsE PeOpLe ArE iDiOts AnD DoN't KnOw AnYtHiNg AbOuT cInEmA" comments on THIS article!! XD... Let the downvotes come, but I know what I read on another bad Amazon reviews! XD