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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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Colin Timp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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    The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

    But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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    You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

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    One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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    Aunt Riarch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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    Buren
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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    Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

    One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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    “We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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    Susie Elle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

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    Moolia
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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    Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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    N Gregory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Willfully. They are willfully ignorant. They lack empathy and cannot and will not conceive of a scenario outside their own world view and experience. Plus, if it gives them an opportunity to feel superior, that's a key aspect.

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    Linden
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I'm sorry for anyone who has ADHD who has to see nonsense like this. Neurodivergent people have already experienced way too much invalidation in our lives.

    Jessany Trotter
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reckon in came from a Neuro typical jerk too. Alright for Neuro typical people…

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F##K YOU, I have ADHD, and I’ll have you know that if an iceberg looks blue, it’s because it’s made of pure glacial ice!😤😝(I really am ADHD btw)

    Lene
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is like this. So in that way I am very much looking forward to tell her in a few weeks that I've been diagnosed with asperger's. I am nearly 40 years old and my mom talks about autism and adhd as if it's something lazy parents label their kids in order to let them roam free and never teach them how to be polite and a lovable person (my mom hates everybody so to her everybody is unlovable persons). Oh, and when my grandma lived and one of her friends got a severe depression she simply could not understand how her friend got so lazy. Because, you know, "depression is just lazy people trying to get away with being lazy". So.... I never told her about my depressions. She wouldn't even look at my cousin when she got treatment for depression. My grandma was super cool and we all loved her to bits.... but she was also very much an a-hole. Sometimes more an a-hole than a loving old woman. She was super complicated, actually.... ok I'll stop this rant. Lol.

    EpicWolfandSparrow
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow....we might be siblings! Jk, I'm the oldest in my family, but dang, that's pretty uncannily like my life. Are you spying on me?!

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    猫草
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaahhahaa. "abuse stimulants". meanwhile people with ADHD: "have i already taken my meds today? 🤔"

    Niki A
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. My ADHD is not connected to my grades, but rather my thought processes.

    Sar ska
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once worked in a clinical research facility and recorded any unusual experience that subjects had during their stay. During a trial for a stimulant medication we got the usual reports of high energy, increased Pulse, etc. Eventually, a woman came to me like “I’m not sure if this is something to report, but something is different.” I was like “how so?” She explained “well, it’s like…I’m doing things easier, like reading my book. I don’t get bored as fast. I feel calmer. Like somehow things are clearer and make more sense than before.” I clarified with her she felt no increase in energy, jitters, etc, and to myself I was like “oh, hello fellow ADHD person.” I explained my personal experience and how it was similar to hers and encouraged her to get examined for ADHD when the trial ended, since her response to a stimulant is pretty telling for ADD. — Best we can do is encourage and support people and try to normalize and validate peoples experiences.

    Max M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard about people with adhd who took the same amount of drugs as their friends, but had no high, while their friends is tripping.

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have ADHD and it F***S ME UP AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Anyway: i hope this is satire :)

    Pansexual Phoenix
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is all kind of messed up.. 🙄 Ignorance is strong in this one 😑

    Luisa Madrigal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. So, so wrong on so many levels I have ADHD and it is not at all that. It is not made up, it is not fake, it is not for attention. Why do people think that I choose not to focus. Why must people go around and spread stupidity like this online? My gods humanity is idiotic

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my epilepsy is just me fidgeting and apparently faking not remembering my supposed seizures?

    Jeremy Evans
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am offended. I have ADHD inattentive type (formerly know as ADD)

    Rachel Smith
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm married to someone with ADHD and I can tell you how much it affects his day to day life as well as mine, ADHD is not a joke.

    eMpTy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A definite match for definition #3: Definition of sophist 1 : philosopher. 2 capitalized : any of a class of ancient Greek teachers of rhetoric, philosophy, and the art of successful living prominent about the middle of the fifth century b.c. for their adroit subtle and allegedly often specious reasoning. 3 : a captious or fallacious reasoner. (Merriam-Webster)

    Hey!
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This probably pictures what people (doctors, teachers, parents, etc.) thought what ADHAD actually was circa 1970s, and they were all wrong, obviously.

    Alexander Ambrose
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this more I'm like y'all raise money for autism but think we are drug addicts 😒

    Distinguished Gentleman
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that there are people like this disgusts me, this is why there are so many people with low mental health current day

    EJN
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a crock of cr*p!!! This person should be arrested for endangering others who might really believe this.

    Gaybean
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is LITERALLY what my parents thought when my brother got diagnosed with ADHD THREE TIMES and it is SO FRUSTRATING to see my parents being so difficult with him even though he really can’t help not being able to focus.

    RainWingRoyal
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was diagnosed with ADD two years ago, and it's been eye-opening for me about things I've done/experienced my whole life. Now that I'm on meds, my life is way better. ADD and ADHD are very real and very impacted.

    TheReader19
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm confused, aren't these the same people who say vaccines cause ADHD?

    MimSorensson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell you what, fuckfacé, try my life any goddamned fúcking day of the week. I give you three hours before you’re crying for your mommy. This shìt is hard to live with, it takes getting used to - but let’s talk about you; what extreme hardships do YOU have in your life that I can dismiss and belittle? Don’t hold back, you tiresome piece of rancid shìt, tell me everything.

    Daffodil
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I, as a person with adhd but who doesn't use any medicine for it, am faking it to get drugs? Yeah, no. You think this is a fun thing? Something I'd want to fake? No, not at all.

    Seedy Vine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be great if we could simply cure diseases by disbelieving in them, wouldn't it?

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If sex without reproduction is unnatural and a phenomenon less than 100 years old, why is prostitution the "oldest profession"?

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    Anonymous
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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    Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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    So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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    Serial pacifist
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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    In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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    If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because if the DO say they're depressed, they'll come down with a slight case of being jailed or just killed.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secondary sexual characteristic, not much different from a beard. More useful, but harder to style.

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a police officer in the US who touched something in a suspect's car and got a nearly fatal dose of fentanyl poisoning? It was captured by the other officer's bodycam. They had to narcan him twice? Although I do concede that there may be a psychogenic aspect to some poisonings.

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    Asriel Dreemurr
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this batpoop theory was actually true (which it isn’t) you’d think those meds would be a lot cheaper.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong. This is a commonly repeated study on odour/pheromones and genetic compatibility. This does not mean that a particular someone is your soul mate or even sociologically, emotionally, intellectually, etc compatible; just that the two who found each others' odours palatable would have the highest chance of a genetically healthy child.

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    $cagsy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why this is included, it fits the brief, but come on BP, do you really want us to laugh and poke fun at the under pressure mother of an autistic child? Not cool.

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