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"Being a parent is tough." We've all heard it, but realize what it really means only later in life. Either when we grow up or when we have some little ones of our own. We finally understand the sacrifices they make, the sleepless nights, the worrying, the amount of patience that one needs to have to raise a child.

But sometimes parenting can be just absurdly comical. Kids sometimes really do the darndest things. In these situations, you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Bored Panda has scoured the vast sea of parenting content to bring you this list. These parents may not be having the best day, but they may certainly lighten up yours.

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Mom Rage Aside, We Made A Memory, Right? And Had A Laugh

Mom Rage Aside, We Made A Memory, Right? And Had A Laugh

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    A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Stupid

    A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Stupid

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    Yeah, That's What It Translates To In Kid Talk

    Yeah, That's What It Translates To In Kid Talk

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    We named this list "Parenting Failures", but it's more about the realities of being a parent than the failures. It's important to know the difference between rough patches every parent feels and actual parental failure. Ashley Hudson LMFT explains that difference on her blog.

    "Parental failure is when a parent causes significant trauma and/or physical or emotional damage to their child through their parenting style," she writes. "This could be in the form of abuse, neglect, abandonment, and/or when parents are involved in substances or violence that is affecting their parenting."

    #4

    I’m Sorry. They Are Spectacular

    I’m Sorry. They Are Spectacular

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece recently had a huge melt down because her brother gave their mom a high five. Apparently she's the only one who's allowed to do that. :)

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    It’s Always Mom. Dad Is For When Mom Says No

    It’s Always Mom. Dad Is For When Mom Says No

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    David Henry
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rookie mistake; never leave the chance this wide open for a kid to insert some brutality.

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    What most parents mean when they say they think they're failing as parents is just stress and weariness talking. Hudson writes that it's a response to a stressful event, several days, weeks or months. True parental failure has serious long-term repercussions for the child.

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    But Seriously

    But Seriously

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    My Kid Eats The Entire Pint Of Ice Cream And Then Fills It With Water And Freezes It To Make Me Think I Had A Nice Treat To Enjoy At Night

    My Kid Eats The Entire Pint Of Ice Cream And Then Fills It With Water And Freezes It To Make Me Think I Had A Nice Treat To Enjoy At Night

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    #9

    Kid Drew All Over My Mom’s Ralph Lauren Purse

    Kid Drew All Over My Mom’s Ralph Lauren Purse

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    One of the reasons parents feel this way is because they feel too much pressure. Either from the outside or from themselves. Tia Slightham, M Ed. and Parenting Coach writes that parents desperately want to feel they are enough. Not messing up their kids, doing the right things as a parent. But the truth is, according to her, "if you love your kids, you're trying your best and you keep trying to learn," that's enough.

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    #10

    Like Being Unreal Isn't A Full-Time Job Already

    Like Being Unreal Isn't A Full-Time Job Already

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My preteen and I are reading a book series where dragons are the main characters. It gets pretty violent, and since this was the first time we'd read a violent thing together, I tried to reason "Well they ARE dragons, not humans, so it's less of an issue because dragons are naturally going to be violent creatures." My kid side-eyed me and stated "Yeah, but it was written by a human, and the dragons all act and think like humans, so it's REALLY not that different, mom." ... ok... fine, be all logical. it's a really good series and we've both been enjoying them.

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    #11

    My Kids Just Told Me They’ve Been Putting Fruit Stickers Under Our Kitchen Cabinet For Six Years

    My Kids Just Told Me They’ve Been Putting Fruit Stickers Under Our Kitchen Cabinet For Six Years

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    Bro Thought The Toy Was Identical

    Bro Thought The Toy Was Identical

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    Ashley Hudson narrows down the things that might make one feel like a failing parent. Most parents, according to her, feel they have too little patience while disciplining. Others panic when they don't feel control over tantrums, rebellions and defiant behavior. First-time parents have it the worst – they simply haven't had the experience.

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    I Find Parenting Involves A Lot Of Saying “Don’t Laugh, Don’t Laugh” Or “Damn, That Was A Good Try” But Remembering To Keep My “Adult” Face On

    I Find Parenting Involves A Lot Of Saying “Don’t Laugh, Don’t Laugh” Or “Damn, That Was A Good Try” But Remembering To Keep My “Adult” Face On

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    #14

    I Just Didn’t Think It Could Get This Awful

    I Just Didn’t Think It Could Get This Awful

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    I Have No Idea How Mad I Should Be

    I Have No Idea How Mad I Should Be

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    A Certified Positive Discipline Educator and Life Coach for Parents Adrienne Bishop writes that these feelings of failure also stem from the fact that parents have no control over kids. "The fact is, our children have agency, which means they have the ability to make their own choices. No matter what you want your child to do, they ultimately have the final say."

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    My Kid’s End-Of-Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good Kid

    My Kid’s End-Of-Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good Kid

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    #17

    Left The Kid For A Minute

    Left The Kid For A Minute

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    Brett Layton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why on gods green earth would you leave a child unattended in a medical exam room ? I see at least 4 ways the kid could off themselves just from this picture alone.

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    My 8-Year-Old Is Going To Grandma's Place. I Told Him To Dress Nice And Hurry Up Because He's Going To Church With Them. I Didn't See How He Left The House... My Mom Just Sent Me This Pic

    My 8-Year-Old Is Going To Grandma's Place. I Told Him To Dress Nice And Hurry Up Because He's Going To Church With Them. I Didn't See How He Left The House... My Mom Just Sent Me This Pic

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    Bishop writes that when parents think they're failing, they're blaming themselves for their kids' actions. "We try to control our kids’ behavior in order for us to feel better," she claims. "But since it is impossible to control others' behavior, we consistently struggle to feel good, and to not feel like failures, and then as a result we give our power over to our kids and become their victims."

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    #19

    Didn't Get A Picture Of The 25-30 Pounds Of Rice He Evenly Spread All Over The Kitchen Floor The Other Day, But Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

    Didn't Get A Picture Of The 25-30 Pounds Of Rice He Evenly Spread All Over The Kitchen Floor The Other Day, But Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

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    Kobe (she)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that parents exist who do not child lock their cabinets or leave them alone with stuff - and are still surprised with this outcome ...

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    Sounds Normal Enough

    Sounds Normal Enough

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to run away from a toddler and hide the lavender baby lotion on the top shelf of the coat closet after every bath to keep him from eating it all. He has just started not to leave CK any extra lotion off her s hands at 7

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    The educator recommends redirecting thoughts since they are one thing parents can control. Instead of thinking "I have failed my child" or "She will always eat this way" try to think: "I am learning how to help my child make better food choices." Bishop writes: "After I work on changing my thoughts, I can start taking steps to set limits and expectations from a place of acceptance and peace and not blame or overwhelm."

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    #22

    “I Don’t Want Anymore, Dad”

    “I Don’t Want Anymore, Dad”

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    My Wife Had To Write A Not-Sick Note For School

    My Wife Had To Write A Not-Sick Note For School

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but like one time I was horsing around too much one morning w my dad, and he was playfully holding me against the wall, but I told the school he slammed me into the wall and they sent someone to interview him. My stupid a*s almost had him lose custody of us

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    #24

    My 2-Year-Old Son Made A Puzzle For Me

    My 2-Year-Old Son Made A Puzzle For Me

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    Tia Slightham has some simple, down-to-earth recommendations for struggling parents. The first one is to get enough sleep. Try going to bed just a few minutes earlier each night. She writes that without enough sleep it's easier to give in to bad thoughts and frustration. You're truly not you when you're tired.

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    One Of My Adult Kids Left This In The Fridge

    One Of My Adult Kids Left This In The Fridge

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    Secondly, Slightham advises to learn to walk away. Parents can avoid unwanted outbursts of anger and frustration if they try counting to ten. "Learn from your mistakes and next time try your best to walk away before you open your mouth and yell, give empty threats or say something you regret," she writes in her blog.

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    Same Daughter Who Laughed At Idiot Kids On TikTok Cutting Bangs And Crying… Cut Her Bangs Just Now. And Cried. And Cried

    Same Daughter Who Laughed At Idiot Kids On TikTok Cutting Bangs And Crying… Cut Her Bangs Just Now. And Cried. And Cried

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every day is a school day, it's just that some lessons are remembered for ever.

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    Her last tip is to document one good thing you did each day – doesn't matter how small. "Maybe you and your child had an amazing snuggle and book time before bed. You were able to connect during a board game. You kindly asked your child to brush their teeth instead of harping them." Slightham lists all these strategies as examples.

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    #31

    My Wife's Stationary Bike Just Became A Jellybean Dispenser

    My Wife's Stationary Bike Just Became A Jellybean Dispenser

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    My 6-Year-Old Is Mad At Me

    My 6-Year-Old Is Mad At Me

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    Giraffy Window
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh that had some BIG feelings behind it. Hope it's all worked out now!

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    #33

    This Is Your Reminder To Take Your Birth Control

    This Is Your Reminder To Take Your Birth Control

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    Tanja J
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O, come on, cats do that much more often. And kids can learn not to do it. Cats can also learn, but will do it anyway.

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    #34

    We Can Just End This Topic Now... My Kid Just Took The Cake

    We Can Just End This Topic Now... My Kid Just Took The Cake

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    #35

    The Kids Left The Remote On The Heater

    The Kids Left The Remote On The Heater

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    dan martyr
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How high do you have your heating on? If the radiators are glowing it’s time to turn down the thermostat

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    #36

    Consequences Of Oversleeping With A 4-Year-Old In The House

    Consequences Of Oversleeping With A 4-Year-Old In The House

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    Zoey Rayne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 year olds should never be able to touch anything as pointy as those scissors. Lock that s**t up. * remembers horror story about young child cutting off her cat's whiskers; poor kitty was never the same *

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    #37

    Found Out My Son Has Been Stealing And Selling My Pokémon Cards

    Found Out My Son Has Been Stealing And Selling My Pokémon Cards

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    Jo Maxwell
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not okay no matter the age. Also how did he sell them without you noticing?

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    #38

    My 3-Year-Old Daughter Did This Today To My Favorite Thesaurus Which I Held Perfect For Almost 20 Years Since School

    My 3-Year-Old Daughter Did This Today To My Favorite Thesaurus Which I Held Perfect For Almost 20 Years Since School

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    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An Entire Bag Of Cable Ties

    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An Entire Bag Of Cable Ties

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse. At least they didn't zip one extra tight around a part of the anatomy of one or the other.

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    #40

    My Partner's Son Is A Monster

    My Partner's Son Is A Monster

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    #41

    When My Kid Runs Out Of Toilet Paper, She Will Improvise

    When My Kid Runs Out Of Toilet Paper, She Will Improvise

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    #42

    My Child’s Playroom 90 Seconds After I Finished Cleaning It Up

    My Child’s Playroom 90 Seconds After I Finished Cleaning It Up

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    #43

    My Kid Was Driving While We Were Inside And My Other One Looks Out And Says: Dad, The Golf Cart Is Smoking

    My Kid Was Driving While We Were Inside And My Other One Looks Out And Says: Dad, The Golf Cart Is Smoking

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    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without even knowing, what actually happened, this picture just shows a burning golf cart. Could have been a defect. That has nothing to do with bad parenting for now.

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    #44

    My Niece Stole My Sister's Phone, Hoping For A Feed

    My Niece Stole My Sister's Phone, Hoping For A Feed

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    #45

    “Eating The Other Half Is Too Hard” - My Kid

    “Eating The Other Half Is Too Hard” - My Kid

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    Rest In Peace 140 Hz Monitor

    Rest In Peace 140 Hz Monitor

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    Giraffy Window
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's sharpie, you can just use an ethanol alchohol-based hand sanitizer to wipe it off. Worked at a book store where we'd get in orders of deep discount books the sellers thought ought to have a sharpie mark across the covers of. We'd used alchohol based hand santiizer because it was just strong enough to lift the all the ink without seriously drying our hands out like a rubbing alchohol would. Please don't throw out your monitor just because there's marker on it.

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    #47

    Toddler Is Mightier Than The TV

    Toddler Is Mightier Than The TV

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother wanted to join the Power Rangers once and he had this little Power Rangers sword and when the villain was onscreen he repeatedly whacked him and the screen broke. My brother is so powerful in the Power Rangers universe he accidentally destroyed reality.

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    #49

    I Told My 8-Year-Old To Put The Dryer Sheets Where All The Laundry Stuff Goes

    I Told My 8-Year-Old To Put The Dryer Sheets Where All The Laundry Stuff Goes

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    I Love My 7-Year-Old Son, What I Don't Love Is Him Doing This To The Soap For The Past 4 Years

    I Love My 7-Year-Old Son, What I Don't Love Is Him Doing This To The Soap For The Past 4 Years

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    #52

    Parenting Is Crowded Trips To The Bathroom. Who Needs Privacy Anyway?

    Parenting Is Crowded Trips To The Bathroom. Who Needs Privacy Anyway?

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    LuckyL
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to the bathroom. Toddler from outside asks "Mom, are you alone in there?" - Me "yes". Toddler enters the room and tells me "not anymore, now I am here!" (I love her to pieces, that was really smart and I'd still prefer to be alone at times)

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    #53

    My Kids Find It Hilarious To Leave Just One Of Whatever They Were Eating

    My Kids Find It Hilarious To Leave Just One Of Whatever They Were Eating

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    RedFoxx
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make their next meal (or snack) the leftovers. Should break the habit fairy easily.

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    #54

    My 6-Year-Old Kid Decided To Doodle On My New (To Me) Truck. With A Rock

    My 6-Year-Old Kid Decided To Doodle On My New (To Me) Truck. With A Rock

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    My 15-Year-Old Son Decided To Move His Sister's Jeep Behind The Garage To Make Room For Another Vehicle, But He “Forgot” It Had No Brakes. So, This Happened To My Fence

    My 15-Year-Old Son Decided To Move His Sister's Jeep Behind The Garage To Make Room For Another Vehicle, But He “Forgot” It Had No Brakes. So, This Happened To My Fence

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    #56

    I Fell Off The Toilet Last Night Thanks To A Bad Leg Spasm. I Have A Concussion And Had A Minor Brain Bleed. My Son Starts School In Two Days And I Have To Take For His First Day

    I Fell Off The Toilet Last Night Thanks To A Bad Leg Spasm. I Have A Concussion And Had A Minor Brain Bleed. My Son Starts School In Two Days And I Have To Take For His First Day

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    #59

    This Is Why You Don't Let 5-Year-Olds Near Your Phone

    This Is Why You Don't Let 5-Year-Olds Near Your Phone

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    EasyBreezyCataneze
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew was 3 , he put his mother's iPhone in the water. She didn't buy another iPhone again. Uses an Android phone with a cracked screen because you never know

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    #60

    Today Is The First Meetup Of My Son's Toddler Group. We Are Hosting And Out Of 8 Mothers 7 Canceled Like Half An Hour Before It Would Start. My Wife Just Sent Me This Picture

    Today Is The First Meetup Of My Son's Toddler Group. We Are Hosting And Out Of 8 Mothers 7 Canceled Like Half An Hour Before It Would Start. My Wife Just Sent Me This Picture

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    POV: You Finally Sit Down For Lunch After 1.5 Hours Of Trying To Get Your Toddler To Nap. You're Hungry, Shaky Hands Knock The Plate Off The Table. The Crash Wakes The Toddler

    POV: You Finally Sit Down For Lunch After 1.5 Hours Of Trying To Get Your Toddler To Nap. You're Hungry, Shaky Hands Knock The Plate Off The Table. The Crash Wakes The Toddler

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    #62

    I Just Realized My 4-Year-Old Let The Intrusive Thoughts Win

    I Just Realized My 4-Year-Old Let The Intrusive Thoughts Win

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    #63

    My Bag Of Trail Mix After The Wife And Kids Pick Out The Good Stuff

    My Bag Of Trail Mix After The Wife And Kids Pick Out The Good Stuff

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    #64

    My Toddlers Have Bit The Fingers Off Woody And Now He’s Permanently Giving The Finger

    My Toddlers Have Bit The Fingers Off Woody And Now He’s Permanently Giving The Finger

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    #65

    Gave It A Good Effort

    Gave It A Good Effort

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    #66

    Asked Step-Daughter To Fold Her Clean Laundry And She Threw It In The Trash Instead

    Asked Step-Daughter To Fold Her Clean Laundry And She Threw It In The Trash Instead

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    Kobe (she)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her problem - has to go to school in whatever clothes there are left...

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    #67

    My Son Was Fooling Around With The Cooking Spatula When He Lost Control And It Went Flying Across The Room Into My Monitor

    My Son Was Fooling Around With The Cooking Spatula When He Lost Control And It Went Flying Across The Room Into My Monitor

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    #68

    And She Was So Proud Using The Meat Thermometer

    And She Was So Proud Using The Meat Thermometer

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    #69

    Left My Kids Alone For 5 Minutes. They Were Using This “Normally” And This Happened

    Left My Kids Alone For 5 Minutes. They Were Using This “Normally” And This Happened

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    Janina Prado
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one of these as a reward for working at my job for 15 years. When I opened the box, this is exactly how it looked.

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    #70

    My Roku Controller After I Said "No" To My Three-Year-Old

    My Roku Controller After I Said "No" To My Three-Year-Old

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    #71

    Went Out To A Play Center On The Weekend. Asked My Daughter To Go Grab Some Aoli For Our Chips. This Is What She Comes Back With

    Went Out To A Play Center On The Weekend. Asked My Daughter To Go Grab Some Aoli For Our Chips. This Is What She Comes Back With

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    #72

    My Kid Helped Me "Work" On The Car

    My Kid Helped Me "Work" On The Car

    He did some "adjustments" on the radiator, with a screwdriver. It's a good thing I had extra parts, but it was more work than I wanted for the day.

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    #73

    Our Daughter's Snake Got Stuck On Top Of Our Dishwasher. That Was Fun

    Our Daughter's Snake Got Stuck On Top Of Our Dishwasher. That Was Fun

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    Violet Jensen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a snake and my brother left her cage open… why did he even open it?? It took THREE DAYS!! TO FIND HER

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    #74

    The Kids Put My Wife's New Water Bottle In The Dishwasher. Turns Out It's Not Dishwasher-Safe

    The Kids Put My Wife's New Water Bottle In The Dishwasher. Turns Out It's Not Dishwasher-Safe

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    #75

    Toddler Bit Every Apple Slice

    Toddler Bit Every Apple Slice

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother heard someone say that the first bite of the apple is always the best. He ate one bite out of every apple.

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    #76

    Ah, The Joys Of Parenting

    Ah, The Joys Of Parenting

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    Giraffy Window
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft I wouldn't need KIDS to make this happen! I'm a whole grown adult who can dramatically spill all of the things all on my own!

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    #77

    My 3-Year-Old Son Decided To Microwave Our 3DS

    My 3-Year-Old Son Decided To Microwave Our 3DS

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these posts are pretty much parents telling us that a) they have no idea how to baby/child proof their house, b) they have no idea how to train their kids, and c) they probably would have been better off just not having kids.

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    #78

    My 6-Year-Old Begs Me To Play Minecraft With Him And Then Does This The Whole Time To See His Half Of The Screen Better

    My 6-Year-Old Begs Me To Play Minecraft With Him And Then Does This The Whole Time To See His Half Of The Screen Better

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    #79

    My Kid MacGyvered His Way To The Markers... Permanent Markers

    My Kid MacGyvered His Way To The Markers... Permanent Markers

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    #81

    My Kids Bought These Pretzels For Me For My Birthday Yesterday. I Haven't Had A Single One Yet

    My Kids Bought These Pretzels For Me For My Birthday Yesterday. I Haven't Had A Single One Yet

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    #82

    Toddler Is Angry Because His Sister Went To Camp

    Toddler Is Angry Because His Sister Went To Camp

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once accidentally spilled some when I was six. I’m still cleaning them up today…

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    #84

    An Entire Bag Of Cumin That My Toddler Dumped

    An Entire Bag Of Cumin That My Toddler Dumped

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    #85

    My Daughter Stepped In Chewing Gum And Then Sat With Her Shoes On The Car Seat

    My Daughter Stepped In Chewing Gum And Then Sat With Her Shoes On The Car Seat

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    Husband Had Two Jobs: Put Toddler In Car Seat And Hand Him Tablet From Car's Roof. Guess, Which He Forgot?

    Husband Had Two Jobs: Put Toddler In Car Seat And Hand Him Tablet From Car's Roof. Guess, Which He Forgot?

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    #87

    The Way My Toddler Eats A Slice Of Bread Every Night Before Going To Bed Because “He’s Still Hungry”

    The Way My Toddler Eats A Slice Of Bread Every Night Before Going To Bed Because “He’s Still Hungry”

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    #88

    My Kid Put Her Favorite Toy Down A Drainpipe

    My Kid Put Her Favorite Toy Down A Drainpipe

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    Jessica Shookhoff
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those grabber things attached to a 1/2 inch wooden dowel if the grabber isn't long enough. Use duct tape if necessary...

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    #89

    When You Leave The Room To Put Your Little Guy Down For A Nap, And Re-Entering It Makes You Feel Like You've Wandered Into A Landfill

    When You Leave The Room To Put Your Little Guy Down For A Nap, And Re-Entering It Makes You Feel Like You've Wandered Into A Landfill

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    My Son Left His New Stretchy Action Figure On The Arm Of The Couch For About An Hour. When He Picked It Up, It Had Left This Mark. That Was 2 Days Ago, I Think It’s Permanent

    My Son Left His New Stretchy Action Figure On The Arm Of The Couch For About An Hour. When He Picked It Up, It Had Left This Mark. That Was 2 Days Ago, I Think It’s Permanent

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try going over it with a WARM (not hot) iron, with a cloth between the iron and the couch arm.

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    #91

    Not Even The Combined Mind Of Two 11-Year-Olds Could Figure This One Out

    Not Even The Combined Mind Of Two 11-Year-Olds Could Figure This One Out

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, some of those carton designs could defeat a fully-equipped battalion of Seabees.

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    #92

    Son Has A Friend Over, They Go Outside With BB Guns. Five Seconds Later

    Son Has A Friend Over, They Go Outside With BB Guns. Five Seconds Later

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    Ace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think that maybe not letting them have BB guns might have avoided this? But no, guns don't kill (windows), people (kids) kill (windows).

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    #93

    Kid Is Grounded And Spray-Painted The Wall

    Kid Is Grounded And Spray-Painted The Wall

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    #96

    I Ordered These On Amazon For My Kid And They Sent Me Two Left Shoes

    I Ordered These On Amazon For My Kid And They Sent Me Two Left Shoes

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    #97

    While My Family With Young Kids Were Staying At This Airbnb, An Old Man Walked Into The Backyard And Started Draining The Pool

    While My Family With Young Kids Were Staying At This Airbnb, An Old Man Walked Into The Backyard And Started Draining The Pool

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