Damn

Now I'm curious as to how difficult it would be to find a nudist wedding officiant.

That explains why the food’s burnt!

The parent is "limited"in the brain department ;)

Helicopter mum?

I want to work for this boss

Maybe they’re time travelers?

Gotta love people that are so much smarter than everyone else, that they know 5G is "bad", but don't even know what the antennas look like. 🤣

Woooow messed with the wrong store on a bad day, eh, Karen? :D

Probably cold by now too.

Well then I am imaginary staff no.295, the one who is ‘super rude’ and ‘charged way extra’ for a packet of Oreos

Damn 🤣

I'm quietly chuckling a bit at the "food positioning" typo.

I've worked in restaurants for years and I wish people would realize that not only is it inconsiderate, but it's dangerous to let your kid run around a restaurant. I will hurt your kid. That's not a threat. I have a solid 150lbs on your kid and I'm carrying heavy trays with hot food. If that falls on them they can get seriously hurt. So please tell your children not to do things like latch onto my leg like a tweeked out koala bear!

They still should not expect to be served two minutes prior to closing time! At that point, line has already been shut down, the grills are cleaned, and the staff is just performing the final cleaning duties before going home. When I worked in a restaurant we would get into trouble if we weren’t clocked out 15 minutes after closing.

"...and we weren't going to pursue the matter further but since you felt the need to blast us on Yelp we'll be providing this information to the police. Thanks for the review. Love and Luck."

Noooo do not let the first person anywhere near a cat

The universe: Hey leave me out of this!

I love the last line in Chinese: dude, what’s up with slandering people

Did they mean 1/10? Because 11/10 would be amazing!

What in the actual bark would someone be like 'My dog's tooth is broken by this horrid treat! ...I'll break it with a hammer... Because chunks of rock in their belly will better after breaking a tooth!' Your logic is lacking.

Pokeman players??

Tortious interference. Sue them. Especially if they have a history of doing this. Or contact your local news channel and see if they'd be willing to do a story on it.

I had to read this twice to understand this

Templerun (if I'm not completely mistaken) reminds me of school

"No fríes, no chicken strips" Then go to McDonald's or Canes. I worked in bars and restaurants that had more of a Subway type menu and it was insane how many people came in and complained we only had potato chips, not fries.new didn't have deep fries. Those things are expensive and take a lot of time to clean. Most delis we go to don't have fried food but everyone with a toddler wants to go to a bar for French fries.

what is the BBB?

I love that calling someone large is still the default insult for idiots who aren't smart enough to win an argument. I'm plus size, and any time I have any kind of confrontation with anyone, it never stays in the lane of what we're arguing about. And if I'm winning the argument, it immediately devolves to 'well you're a fat b!tch" because it's their only weapon left. I can smell it coming in almost any disagreement because it's the only thing they have left to use when they don't have a proper argument on its own merits.

Sounds like their "allergy" is all in their head. Like that lady who said she gets violently ill when she ingests MSG, then accidently ingests MSG but finds the food delicious right up until she hears about the MSG. Not saying all allergies are like this. But some out there just like to feel special and think faking an allergy is going to accomplish that.

What a complete wanker

I love when they have video evidence showing how fake the review is.

Cute for the "bud" comment.