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We all know the stress of going to get a drastic haircut. A high reward cut requires taking high risks. But what if the stylist cuts off way too much? What if they misinterpret your vision and give you a mullet? What if the trendy bob you asked for ends up being a bowl cut? What’s even worse than the pre-haircut anxiety is the sinking feeling of leaving the salon knowing you’re stuck with an unsalvageable hairdo for the next few months. But what about when animals get bad pet haircuts?

As people, we have the chance to speak up when a haircut starts going awry, but our pets don’t have the same luxury. We drop them off at the groomer, just praying our babies will not return with bad pet haircuts. A great way to prevent terrible haircuts is by bringing in photos of what you want. In the case of animals, however, maybe it’s best to bring in examples of what you don’t want. We’ve gathered photos of some of the worst pet haircuts ever to make you laugh (and maybe to be cautionary tales as well). Below, you can also read our exclusive interview with Jess Rona, Los Angeles' most popular celebrity dog groomer.

Enjoy this list, and when you think you’ve seen it all, check out two other Bored Panda pieces featuring funny pet haircuts here and here.

#1

I Asked For The Can I Speak To Your Manager Haircut. I Almost Peed Myself

I Asked For The Can I Speak To Your Manager Haircut. I Almost Peed Myself

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What Are the Essential Benefits of Pet Grooming?

Haircuts can be extremely emotional experiences for us. According to a survey, one in five American women have burst into tears immediately after leaving a salon. (I may or may not be part of that group…) The Daily Mail also reported that “One in five [women] have been so disappointed they have withheld a tip, one in ten have refused to pay the bill, and one percent have even threatened to sue a salon after a bad haircut.”

Given how concerned we are about our own hair, it’s no surprise that we are particular about our pets’ fur. While it may be tempting to skip a trip to the groomer for fear of a bad animal haircut, Alpha Paw breaks down some of the facts of pet grooming, including its importance for your animal’s health and hygiene.  

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    I Made A Mistake. She Won't Let Me Clip Anymore. Will I Be Arrested?

    I Made A Mistake. She Won't Let Me Clip Anymore. Will I Be Arrested?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you won't be arrested. Institutionalized, sure, but not arrested. If this was a human child CPS would be called to remove them from custody

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    Alpha Paws explains that giving your dog a spa day at the groomer “aerates your dog’s coat, which ensures healthy growth and evenly distributes your dog’s natural oils”. They also are likely to notice things you could accidentally miss. “Your groomer will look over, feel, and check every area of your dog, so they will likely discover any problems. They may discover lumps, skin issues, seeds, infections, or injuries that the owner has missed. Groomers are professionals intent on giving their canine charges the best possible appearance, hygiene, and health.”

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    It’s also important to make sure your dog’s coat doesn’t become matted. It’s not only a really bad pet haircut but matting also traps moisture and can lead to a host of issues, including skin inflammation and infections. So professionals recommend getting your dog to the groomer every 6-8 weeks, depending on the breed and what their fur is like. 

    “If your dog has a short coat, most groomers recommend bathing no more than twice a month, with once a month being optimal. Bathing more often will strip your dog’s skin and coat of essential oils. Dogs with medium to long coats should have a full groom every four to six weeks. A dog with a long coat will benefit from monthly “tidying” to shave off any matting.”

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    This Cat Fully Shaved... Except For Its Face

    This Cat Fully Shaved... Except For Its Face

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    Similarly to human haircuts, there is a wide range in the cost and quality of pet grooming. A $7 haircut from Walmart is not going to yield the same results as a $300 styling at a high-end salon. So naturally, the business of luxury pet grooming was born. High-end pet products have hit the market, and pet spas are becoming increasingly popular. And that’s for the better: fewer animals with bad haircuts!

    One such business marketing to the most glamorous pets is Les Pooch. Based in New York, Les Pooch’s website says they are “dedicated to developing the finest professional dog grooming tools, luxurious fragrances & gentle bathing products”.

    #5

    Y'all. This Is My Cousin's Dog Henry, Who Was Given A Mohawk Haircut From Groomer. We Have Been Laughing For 2 Days

    Y'all. This Is My Cousin's Dog Henry, Who Was Given A Mohawk Haircut From Groomer. We Have Been Laughing For 2 Days

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    "Gave Him A Shave"

    "Gave Him A Shave"

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    The concept of Les Pooch is pretty sweet; they just want the best for our animals and none of that bad pet haircuts business. “Les Pooch was founded on the concept of providing the best care for your best friend. We recognize that your pooch is more than a pet. He or she is a beloved member of your family. That love is not one-sided. Your pooch loves you, too. You can see it in his or her eyes, the crook of the head, the wag of the tail. As the human caregivers for these lovable companions, we want to shower them with affection and show how much we care.”

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    #7

    Had To Have The Vet Shave My Cat To Treat A Skin Issue, And He Looked So Fake No One Believed These Photos Were Real

    Had To Have The Vet Shave My Cat To Treat A Skin Issue, And He Looked So Fake No One Believed These Photos Were Real

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    #9

    I Asked The Groomer To Cut Her Paw Fur Shorter This Time

    I Asked The Groomer To Cut Her Paw Fur Shorter This Time

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    Their website features lines of fragrances, shampoos, and brushes for the world’s most fabulous dogs. Well, the most fabulous and the most affluent. One of the scents available for purchase, Michel VIP Parfums, sells for $4,000 per 4-ounce bottle. Here is the product's eloquent description:

    “A diffusive unisex fragrance with top notes of Mandarin Blossom and Pink Grapefruit, Michel VIP Parfums are the ultimate expression of art. The light, fresh, elegant scent dries down to the perfect accords of Sandalwood, Vetiver and Orris which, when combined with the rare Essence of the Osmanthus flower, creates a soft, warm, and unique harmony. Only once every two years can enough petals of the rare Osmanthus flower be picked and distilled to create this truly distinctive ‘living’ fragrance that soothes the olfactory senses.”

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    #11

    This Dog Looks Like It Is Wearing A Mask

    This Dog Looks Like It Is Wearing A Mask

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    #12

    Just Shaved My Newfoundland. Look At His New Hair Style. What A Dude

    Just Shaved My Newfoundland. Look At His New Hair Style. What A Dude

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    Even celebrities need to take their dogs to groomers too, so it was only a matter of time before their trusted groomers gained a bit of fame as well. After all, celebrity pets should never walk the streets with funny pet haircuts! One of the most popular pet groomers in Hollywood is Jess Rona. Insider published a piece featuring her in 2018, referring to her as “the celebrity dog groomer who makes up to $6,000 a week”. Jess, whose client list includes Katy Perry, Nina Dobrev, and Zooey Deschanel, went viral on Instagram a few years back for featuring dramatic slow-motion videos of her freshly groomed clients. 

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    We reached out to Jess to hear her opinion on why dog grooming is so difficult and why there are so many bad pet haircuts around, and she told us, "It’s actually not difficult when you’re a professional! I think it’s just because most dogs don’t love getting groomed. But if you are a professional like me - you learn how to communicate with dogs through gentle touch and calm energy, I look for behavioral clues to respond to through gentle touch so I am able to communicate with them. If you’re a pet parent, dogs know they can get away with a lot more. So just make sure delicious treats are involved! As well as professional grooming once every month or so."

    #13

    A Lady Posted This On A "DIY Doodle Grooming" FB Page And Said They Think They Messed Up And I Cannot Stop Laughing

    A Lady Posted This On A "DIY Doodle Grooming" FB Page And Said They Think They Messed Up And I Cannot Stop Laughing

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the dog tried to trim their own bangs—-and you know how THAT always goes…

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    #14

    I Picked My Dog Up From The Groomer's And Burst Out Laughing. The Groomer Apparently Didn’t Understand My Request Very Well And Gave Him This Monstrosity Haircut

    I Picked My Dog Up From The Groomer's And Burst Out Laughing. The Groomer Apparently Didn’t Understand My Request Very Well And Gave Him This Monstrosity Haircut

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    I Thought I Was Having A Rough Day. Then I See This Poor Bastard And Know Others Have It Worse

    I Thought I Was Having A Rough Day. Then I See This Poor Bastard And Know Others Have It Worse

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    We also asked Jess about the importance of proper grooming, and she explained that, "Grooming is important for the health and well-being of your pet. Groomers can catch things like skin growths, overgrown nails, dental issues, skin infections, ticks/fleas and matting before they become larger problems that require a vet. Dander and oils build up on your dog’s skin and coat. Getting your dog groomed or even just bathed professionally monthly is best."

    Given how luxurious Jess' treatments are, we asked her if dogs love getting pampered as much as we do. "Yes totally! I know my dogs feel better after they get a bath. They prance around and I know they feel happier and more comfortable in their skin."

    Lastly, Jess just wanted to add that we should be cautious with our pups in the heat. She keeps "seeing [dogs] at flea markets and farmers markets: during the hot summer months". "Please don’t walk your dog on hot asphalt. As a groomer, I see hurt pads from heat, and since dogs are much lower to the ground, they can overheat."

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    #16

    I Feel Like My Dog Looks Way Too Cute. Barber - I Got Chu Fam

    I Feel Like My Dog Looks Way Too Cute. Barber - I Got Chu Fam

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    #17

    Yeah I Don’t Think He Likes The Haircut

    Yeah I Don’t Think He Likes The Haircut

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    #18

    Work Cats Got A Close Crop For The Summer And Now They Look Like They’re In A Community Theater Production Of “Cats”

    Work Cats Got A Close Crop For The Summer And Now They Look Like They’re In A Community Theater Production Of “Cats”

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    Jess’ business is thriving today, with her website listing unique services offered for her furry clients including blueberry facials, argan oil face masks and therapy baths. Dogs can also receive a “splash of color” with a variety of fur dye options including one or multiple colors on a tail, all over color, color designs (leopard, hearts, etc.), nail painting and even earrings, and no animals with bad haircuts to be seen nowhere near! I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty jealous that I can’t make an appointment with Jess now.

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    #19

    I've Been Cutting My Dog's Hair To Look Like A Person

    I've Been Cutting My Dog's Hair To Look Like A Person

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    #20

    My Mom Just Ruined My Dog And She Literally Said "He Wanted To Keep It Long On The Top" I Am Devastated

    My Mom Just Ruined My Dog And She Literally Said "He Wanted To Keep It Long On The Top" I Am Devastated

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    #21

    I Got My Girl Groomed. This Is Not What I Was Expecting. I Can’t Stop Laughing

    I Got My Girl Groomed. This Is Not What I Was Expecting. I Can’t Stop Laughing

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    Another celebrity groomer and author of the best-selling book “DIY Dog Grooming, From Puppy Cuts to Best in Show: Everything You Need to Know, Step by Step” is Jorge Bendersky. Based in New York, Jorge’s client list includes Ralph Lauren and Gisele Bündchen. His rates start at $300 an hour, but he makes house calls and notes that his “clientele is very exclusive”. According to Jorge, “grooming is not a wash and go; it's a luxury”.

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    #22

    My Dad Is Shaving My Dog But He Took A Break At Her Head. Business Up Front, Party In The Back

    My Dad Is Shaving My Dog But He Took A Break At Her Head. Business Up Front, Party In The Back

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    #23

    The Groomer Has My Dog Looking Like He Has A Disease

    The Groomer Has My Dog Looking Like He Has A Disease

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    Public curiosity with extravagant dog grooming and intentionally funny pet haircuts has grown in recent years too. At least two reality competition shows have been produced to provide platforms for the best groomers on the globe. Groomer Has It ran on Animal Planet for 2 seasons from 2008-2009, and more recently, Rebel Wilson's Pooch Perfect was broadcast on the Seven Network in Australia. They both featured skilled groomers competing to demonstrate their expertise and provided excellent publicity for the businesses of the winners.

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    #25

    My Boyfriend Wanted To Cut My Cat's Hair For Once And Totally Failed. It's So Sad But A Little Funny At The Same Time

    My Boyfriend Wanted To Cut My Cat's Hair For Once And Totally Failed. It's So Sad But A Little Funny At The Same Time

    She always looks angry so it is probably not because of the weird hairdo

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    #26

    Mom Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Cut Our Pony's Hair Cause It Couldn't See

    Mom Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Cut Our Pony's Hair Cause It Couldn't See

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    I know that when I have a pet, they will be treated like a member of my family. And while I won’t be able to afford $4,000 cologne for my future pup, I do plan to spoil them with a level of extravagance that does fit into my budget. Just because they’re an animal doesn’t mean they can’t be humiliated by the worst pet haircuts like the animals featured on this list. And if I do accidentally trust the wrong groomer one day, my dog will have every right to burst into tears upon leaving.

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    Have your pets ever had a traumatic experience at the groomer’s? We’d love to hear about it in the comments section, and don’t forget to upvote all of the bad animal haircuts that you feel the most sympathy for!

    #28

    Took My Dog To Get Groomed (Trim And Undercoat Brushed Out) And The People Decided To Shave Him

    Took My Dog To Get Groomed (Trim And Undercoat Brushed Out) And The People Decided To Shave Him

    I thought it was common knowledge to not shave a dog with fur like this? Especially for a dog grooming service. He looks so bald.

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    #31

    Probably The Last Time I'll Be Allowed To Give My Dog A Haircut

    Probably The Last Time I'll Be Allowed To Give My Dog A Haircut

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    #32

    That's Horrible

    That's Horrible

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    Joseph rick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poodles must have the hair between their toes cut. Its vital. All our poodles paws are cut like this. They are water dogs and the fur doesn't fall off like most dogs.

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    #33

    Fluffy Corgi When The Groomer Shaved Her By Mistake

    Fluffy Corgi When The Groomer Shaved Her By Mistake

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    Lori
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should NEVER be pets stripped down like this "by mistake"! Find another groomer!

    PandaCoco
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still looks so cute! Now, let us see the shave but-- I mean back~

    Vicky Z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how you can shave a pet by mistake! Was he sleepwalking while holding a shaver?

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    Kim Bush
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another "mistake".... You can explain your mistake to the judge

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like those typical pet game dogs with big heads.

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    #35

    The Groomer Told Me Not To Laugh At Him. I've Failed

    The Groomer Told Me Not To Laugh At Him. I've Failed

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat had to be shaved for medical reasons when she was young and the vet told me that they can get a complex if you laugh/stare at them. I don’t know if this was the reason she became so shy and nervous around people, but I’m sure it didn’t help.

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    #36

    His Groomer Called Me To Come Get Him Because She Was Done Trying

    His Groomer Called Me To Come Get Him Because She Was Done Trying

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    #37

    My Significant Other Owns A Dog Grooming Facility And This Guy Came In Today. Meet Freddy Fender

    My Significant Other Owns A Dog Grooming Facility And This Guy Came In Today. Meet Freddy Fender

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    #39

    "I Got A Haircut Today. I Am Undecided If I Will Hate My Humom Forever Or Just Until My Hair Grows Back"

    "I Got A Haircut Today. I Am Undecided If I Will Hate My Humom Forever Or Just Until My Hair Grows Back"

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    #40

    I Should Have Known When I Went In, And The Earlier Appointments Were Coming Out All Looking Like This

    I Should Have Known When I Went In, And The Earlier Appointments Were Coming Out All Looking Like This

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    #41

    Vet Recommended Haircut

    Vet Recommended Haircut

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    #42

    "I'm Not Fat It's The Way I'm Sitting"

    "I'm Not Fat It's The Way I'm Sitting"

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    #43

    I Had The Groomer Try A New Clip On My Dog

    I Had The Groomer Try A New Clip On My Dog

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    #44

    My Friend's Husky After The 3rd Time She Had To Be Shaved Down For A Tick. She Refuses To Take The Vet's Treats Now

    My Friend's Husky After The 3rd Time She Had To Be Shaved Down For A Tick. She Refuses To Take The Vet's Treats Now

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    #45

    When You See It

    When You See It

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    #46

    My Poor Dog Came Back From The Groomers Looking Like This

    My Poor Dog Came Back From The Groomers Looking Like This

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    #48

    My Boy Ended Up Freaking Out At The Groomer's And His Trim Ended Up Being A Buzz Cut

    My Boy Ended Up Freaking Out At The Groomer's And His Trim Ended Up Being A Buzz Cut

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a question: why people shave these dogs that normally shed their fur, and therefore do not need shaving? Is it only because they have a skin condition, or is it because the dogs are too hot in a warm climate? This dog looks like it is a Finnish lapphund. (I have one too)

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    #49

    Mom Took Me To Get A Buzz And The Groomer Sent Me Home Lookin Like A Peeled Chicken Nugget

    Mom Took Me To Get A Buzz And The Groomer Sent Me Home Lookin Like A Peeled Chicken Nugget

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    #50

    When That "Play In Pond, Roll In Wood Shavings" Life Is Too Legit To Quit

    When That "Play In Pond, Roll In Wood Shavings" Life Is Too Legit To Quit

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    #51

    Look At What My Boyfriend Did To Our Poor Dog. The Other Dog And The Cat Have Been Moved To A Secret Safe House Until Boyfriend Relinquishes The Clippers

    Look At What My Boyfriend Did To Our Poor Dog. The Other Dog And The Cat Have Been Moved To A Secret Safe House Until Boyfriend Relinquishes The Clippers

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    #52

    I Told The Groomer To Get Creative With My Dog's Hair Style. I Wasn't Expecting This

    I Told The Groomer To Get Creative With My Dog's Hair Style. I Wasn't Expecting This

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever EVER tell any kind of hair stylist to “get creative” with anyone’s hair, be it yours, you children’s, or your pet’s hair! EVER!

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    #53

    Well, I Did Tell The Groomer To “Take About Half Off”

    Well, I Did Tell The Groomer To “Take About Half Off”

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    #56

    The Haircut My Groomer Gave My Dog

    The Haircut My Groomer Gave My Dog

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    #57

    What Did They Do To My Cat

    What Did They Do To My Cat

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    Lyyyy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat has got a cool name! Also in Finnish it means ”snow” so fitting name for a (mostly) white cat. 😁

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    #58

    Mister Isn't Happy That I Have Exposed His Potbelly And Kitty Moobs After His Haircut

    Mister Isn't Happy That I Have Exposed His Potbelly And Kitty Moobs After His Haircut

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    #59

    Sent Home From The Groomer For Being Naughty Halfway Through A Haircut, And This Is What You Get

    Sent Home From The Groomer For Being Naughty Halfway Through A Haircut, And This Is What You Get

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not up to the groomer to punish them with a haircut like this, though.

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    #60

    Friends, Let’s Never Forget The Time I Took My Beautiful American Eskimo For A Well Intentioned 'Nice' Summer Cut. Here Is The 'Before And After' For Your Amusement

    Friends, Let’s Never Forget The Time I Took My Beautiful American Eskimo For A Well Intentioned 'Nice' Summer Cut. Here Is The 'Before And After' For Your Amusement

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    Alias Delfs
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summer cut my a*s go to a vet or breeder first to see that most of the time it’s not necessary!

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    #61

    I Like To Let My Groomer Have Fun With My Goldendoodle Service Dog

    I Like To Let My Groomer Have Fun With My Goldendoodle Service Dog

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    #62

    "You Know A Pan Flute?" "Say No More, Dog"

    "You Know A Pan Flute?" "Say No More, Dog"

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you think you are a Rastafarian doesn't mean you need to force it on your dog.

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    #63

    "This Angle Make My Haircut Look Weird? Just Kidding! Ev-Furry Angle Makes My Haircut Look Weird"

    "This Angle Make My Haircut Look Weird? Just Kidding! Ev-Furry Angle Makes My Haircut Look Weird"

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    #64

    Oh My Poor Pupper! This Is What A Quarantine Fail Looks Like

    Oh My Poor Pupper! This Is What A Quarantine Fail Looks Like

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    #65

    This Is What Happens When You Don’t Let The Groomers Style Your Face

    This Is What Happens When You Don’t Let The Groomers Style Your Face

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    #66

    Why Do You Do This

    Why Do You Do This

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    #67

    My Cat Gets A Lion Haircut Every Summer, And Who Would Have Thought It Could Be This Easy To Acquire A Summer Bod?

    My Cat Gets A Lion Haircut Every Summer, And Who Would Have Thought It Could Be This Easy To Acquire A Summer Bod?

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    #68

    Mother, I Asked You To Cut Me Like A Lion! This Is When The Whole Body Is Shaved Except For The Head, And Not Vice Versa

    Mother, I Asked You To Cut Me Like A Lion! This Is When The Whole Body Is Shaved Except For The Head, And Not Vice Versa

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    #69

    So, Um, Uh... Mom Says I Need A New Groomer

    So, Um, Uh... Mom Says I Need A New Groomer

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I thought that was some kind of lump (like, tumor) on the poor baby’s head!

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    #70

    Got My Dogs Groomed, But The Groomer Called After She Had Began The Second One And Said She Couldn’t Finish. This Is How They Sent My Poor Baby Back Home With Me

    Got My Dogs Groomed, But The Groomer Called After She Had Began The Second One And Said She Couldn’t Finish. This Is How They Sent My Poor Baby Back Home With Me

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    Ember
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a groomer send them back home half done? It doesn’t seem right to me...

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    #71

    Damn They Did Moose All Kinds Of Wrong With This Haircut

    Damn They Did Moose All Kinds Of Wrong With This Haircut

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    #72

    "Dad Said It Looks Like I’m Wearing Socks"

    "Dad Said It Looks Like I’m Wearing Socks"

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    #75

    Dog-Mom Shame Me If You Must. I Must Have Remembered To Recharge My Clippers Before Starting A Haircut. Poor Oscar Looks Like He's Wearing Pants

    Dog-Mom Shame Me If You Must. I Must Have Remembered To Recharge My Clippers Before Starting A Haircut. Poor Oscar Looks Like He's Wearing Pants

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    #76

    Somehow The Groomer Mistook “Wash And Comb Out” And Shaved My Husky/Collie Mix

    Somehow The Groomer Mistook “Wash And Comb Out” And Shaved My Husky/Collie Mix

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FIRE! THAT! GROOMER! Find one who actually likes animals, and still has functioning brain cells.

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    #77

    Sure Am Concerned About His New Haircut

    Sure Am Concerned About His New Haircut

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    #78

    I Don't Have What To Say About That

    I Don't Have What To Say About That

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are no words, unless the was done by a vet for a very good reason.

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    #79

    My Parent's Cat Walked Through A Wax Warmer And Had To Get A Haircut

    My Parent's Cat Walked Through A Wax Warmer And Had To Get A Haircut

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least there was a good reason for the cut, not owner’s vanity or groomer’s “creativity”.

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    #80

    Just A Trim She Says, I’ll Only Cut The Ends She Says

    Just A Trim She Says, I’ll Only Cut The Ends She Says

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    #81

    He Is A Poodle, He Looks Like A Chihuahua Now

    He Is A Poodle, He Looks Like A Chihuahua Now

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    #82

    Still Cute

    Still Cute

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rank amateur cut—-no, CHOP—-for a supposedly professional groomer. Hope they comped the cut before you fired them.

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    #83

    Saw This Cat While Walking Home. I Don't Think He's To Impressed With His Haircut

    Saw This Cat While Walking Home. I Don't Think He's To Impressed With His Haircut

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    Andie Day
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this guy looks pretty cool. Handsome cat and doesn't look at all silly.

    #85

    "I'd Like To Speak To The Manager" - Daisy. We Had A Bad Time At The Groomer's Yesterday

    "I'd Like To Speak To The Manager" - Daisy. We Had A Bad Time At The Groomer's Yesterday

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    #86

    My Sheamus Was Caught In The Same Situation, Here Is A Before And After The "Just A Trim To Clean Him Up"

    My Sheamus Was Caught In The Same Situation, Here Is A Before And After The "Just A Trim To Clean Him Up"

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    Tx jac
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheamus is handsome in both photos ...the eyes beg better in the picture on the right ...lol

    #87

    Don't Ask About His Haircut, Hubby Thought He Could Groom Him

    Don't Ask About His Haircut, Hubby Thought He Could Groom Him

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    #88

    Mom Should Stick To Her Day Job

    Mom Should Stick To Her Day Job

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    #90

    He Looks Pissed

    He Looks Pissed

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    #91

    First And Probably Last Time I Use Clippers On My Dog. I Guess Dog Grooming Is Not My Strong Suit

    First And Probably Last Time I Use Clippers On My Dog. I Guess Dog Grooming Is Not My Strong Suit

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dog who has to get his hair cut. You use an attachment, and run the clippers though their fur the same way it grows. Don’t go against the direction it grows, and don’t come up from underneath, or you’ll cut too much, too short, cut out the undercoat that they actually need, and may even leave abrasions on the dog’s skin. Go slowly, and try to make it feel like you’re petting them or running a comb or brush through their fur. Really works with a dog who likes to be brushed and/or combed.

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    #92

    My Cat Was Not As Happy To Receive The Lion Haircut

    My Cat Was Not As Happy To Receive The Lion Haircut

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the cat is a badly matted stray you rescued off the street or has a skin condition, don’t shave them. GROOM them, ffs—-and I mean brush and comb, not clippers!

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    #93

    What? Is There Something On My Face?

    What? Is There Something On My Face?

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    #94

    Petsmart At It Again

    Petsmart At It Again

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the dog looks happy, and at least the cut came out smooth and not choppy. Though huskies should never be shaved, unless by the vet for a very good reason.

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    #96

    Wilma Woke Up After A Haircut. I Don’t Think I’m Loved Anymore

    Wilma Woke Up After A Haircut. I Don’t Think I’m Loved Anymore

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If looks could kill, you’d be dead, because this cat is looking absolute daggers at you.

    #97

    PSA: If You Need To Shave Your Cat, Pet Clippers And Beard Trimmers Are Not The Same Thing. This Haircut Is To Be Continued... Once The Clippers Deliver

    PSA: If You Need To Shave Your Cat, Pet Clippers And Beard Trimmers Are Not The Same Thing. This Haircut Is To Be Continued... Once The Clippers Deliver

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    Jo Johannsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat fur is so much finer than human hair that hair clippers often tangle and pull out fur.

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    #98

    I Figured I'd Share My Cat's Grooming Fail

    I Figured I'd Share My Cat's Grooming Fail

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    #99

    Help! My Dad Went Crazy And Gave My Dog “A Haircut”. What Can I Do?

    Help! My Dad Went Crazy And Gave My Dog “A Haircut”. What Can I Do?

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    #100

    My Sis Accidentally Got Dye On Our Dog Lassie’s Head While Helping My Mom Dye Her Hair. This Is The Result

    My Sis Accidentally Got Dye On Our Dog Lassie’s Head While Helping My Mom Dye Her Hair. This Is The Result

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take Lassie to the vet. Human hair dyes can contain chemicals that are toxic to dogs.

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    #101

    My Aunt Just Tried To Dye Her Dog's Tail

    My Aunt Just Tried To Dye Her Dog's Tail

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. If you must dye an animal’s hair, have a groomer do it. They have special no -toxic vegetable-based dyes that are meant for animal hair. If your aunt used human hair dye, she needs to take the dog to the vet. Animals can get sick from the chemicals in human hair dyes because they’re toxic to them, regardless of them being non-toxic to humans.

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    #102

    "70's Jumpsuit"

    "70's Jumpsuit"

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    #103

    Look What The Groomer Did To Me This Morning

    Look What The Groomer Did To Me This Morning

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    #104

    When You Go To The Groomers Looking Like A Dog And Leave Looking Like A Coyote

    When You Go To The Groomers Looking Like A Dog And Leave Looking Like A Coyote

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    #106

    So My Brother-In-Law Decided The Cat Needed A Haircut

    So My Brother-In-Law Decided The Cat Needed A Haircut

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    #107

    This Is My Cat Chips. He Got A Bad Haircut

    This Is My Cat Chips. He Got A Bad Haircut

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips is saying “No s**t, Sherlock it’s ‘a bad cut’”.

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    #108

    When You Change Your Hairstyle But You Are Still Not Happy With It. PD Scooby After Letting His Handler Give Him A Trim

    When You Change Your Hairstyle But You Are Still Not Happy With It. PD Scooby After Letting His Handler Give Him A Trim

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    #109

    Cat Went To The Groomer Today, With Some Pretty Interesting Results

    Cat Went To The Groomer Today, With Some Pretty Interesting Results

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    #110

    Tarzan's Groomer Wasn't Available (Family Emergency) So We Decided To Do It Ourselves

    Tarzan's Groomer Wasn't Available (Family Emergency) So We Decided To Do It Ourselves

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    So My Floof Got A Bit Out Of Control And Mama Took Me For A Groom

    So My Floof Got A Bit Out Of Control And Mama Took Me For A Groom

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    #112

    No, I Didn’t Get Stung By A Bee. This Is The Result Of My New Haircut. Not Impressed. Can We Still Be Friends?

    No, I Didn’t Get Stung By A Bee. This Is The Result Of My New Haircut. Not Impressed. Can We Still Be Friends?

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    #114

    "I Feel Naked After A Very Bad Haircut"

    "I Feel Naked After A Very Bad Haircut"

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    #115

    I Need Tips To Grow The Hair Faster

    I Need Tips To Grow The Hair Faster

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    #116

    Had A Pretty Bad Experience With Groomer And She Shaved Her Bald! She’s Not Digging This New Look At All. Hopefully Her Floof Grows Back Soon

    Had A Pretty Bad Experience With Groomer And She Shaved Her Bald! She’s Not Digging This New Look At All. Hopefully Her Floof Grows Back Soon

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    #117

    When The Groomer Gives Up After 10 Min... Mom Takes Over And Nails It

    When The Groomer Gives Up After 10 Min... Mom Takes Over And Nails It

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    HugAMally
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additionally, even without all the fur that accompanies a dog like this, what a beautiful dog!

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    #118

    This Is Trim FYI

    This Is Trim FYI

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    HugAMally
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooo!!! Still beautiful but, just what were they thinking?! Why don't groomers call if they're not sure about instructions? They just do whatever?? I had a woolley Alaskan Malamute and if anyone cut her like that, I'd be far more than pissed! Fortunately I was able to set up a grooming area for our dogs and did it myself.

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    #119

    Why My Pets Hate My Haircuts

    Why My Pets Hate My Haircuts

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If looks could kill, you’d have been dead long ago. They don’t call them “murder mittens” for nothing.

    #120

    I Took My Dog For Grooming. Almost 5 Hours Later I Received A Call To Pick Him Up And This Is What He Looked Like. He Had Random Spots Where His Fur Was Shaved Off

    I Took My Dog For Grooming. Almost 5 Hours Later I Received A Call To Pick Him Up And This Is What He Looked Like. He Had Random Spots Where His Fur Was Shaved Off

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the groomer comped it. Fire them and find a true professional. They’d never ever let a dog go home like this.

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    #121

    Gave My Dog A Bad Haircut And Now He's Super Suspicious Of Me

    Gave My Dog A Bad Haircut And Now He's Super Suspicious Of Me

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is a Chinese Crested. That’s just how they look. Thought you’d put one over on us, didn’t you? FAIL.

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    #123

    Our Dog's First Time Getting A Haircut Since We Adopted Him. My Wife Had To Come To Pick Him Up Because He Was Freaking Out And Scared And They Couldn't Continue

    Our Dog's First Time Getting A Haircut Since We Adopted Him. My Wife Had To Come To Pick Him Up Because He Was Freaking Out And Scared And They Couldn't Continue

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    pbach1
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may want to think about having your vet anesthetize the poor thing to finish the grooming. Looks severely matted.

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    #124

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    #125

    Well, If This Isn't A Total Groom Fail I Don't Know What Is... This Time By A Pro

    Well, If This Isn't A Total Groom Fail I Don't Know What Is... This Time By A Pro

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    #126

    Josh Watched A Youtube Video And Now He Is An Expert Dog Groomer. I Will Rent Out His Services For 200 An Hour

    Josh Watched A Youtube Video And Now He Is An Expert Dog Groomer. I Will Rent Out His Services For 200 An Hour

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Josh will pay ME $200/hour for him to groom my dog? Because he’d have to.

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    #127

    I Feel This Pain

    I Feel This Pain

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    #128

    Wow Great Job

    Wow Great Job

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    #129

    Funny But Adorable

    Funny But Adorable

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    #130

    Are Cat Haircuts Allowed? Oops

    Are Cat Haircuts Allowed? Oops

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