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Blame Hollywood A-listers or ingenuine parents willing to go far to make their kids stand out from the crowd, but unique baby names are getting more and more popular. Usually they are driven by a focus on individuality, with naming conventions thrown out of the window.
The result is Alchemy, Tansy, Kobe or Roch. Or Charmayanne and Antwohnette. What about Sincere and Precise? Yes, these are all baby names, for better or sometimes… worse.
So today we take a look at a couple of Reddit threads (this and this) where people share the most annoying baby names they have heard. Some sound somewhat strange, while others, they claim, they cannot stand at all. Let us know what’s your least favorite baby name in the comments!
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#1
I was told when naming my daughter to say the following sentences out loud:
1) Please stand for the President of the United States, [insert name].
2) Gentlemen, dancing tonight on the main pole here at The Bunny Club, [insert name].
If #2 flows better. .pick another name.
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#3
I met a girl and her name was C’mon. She got pissed when I didn’t pronounce Simone right.
#4
Before my nephew was born, my sister sent me a text asking if I liked the name "Rylar". I sent her a list of questions to ask herself, and if she answered yes to any of them then Rylar would be a fantastic name for her child. The questions were:
1) Is he destined to be a lion tamer and/or magician?
2) Will he not have a last name, like Seal or Prince?
3) Is he going to have an ominous title like "The Terrible" after his name?
4) Is he a character in an RPG?
She named him Lucas.
#5
I saw a girl on the news named Kim Wimberly.
Kimberly Wimberly.
Marla 2 years ago
I feel like when Kimberly Wimberly cleans her room she does it with magic but something goofs up and she has to clean it up the normal way and the children watching at home learn the importance of hard work and not cheating.
Sue Wade-Walters 2 years ago
In high school, I knew a brother and sister named Larry and Sherry. Their last name? Derryberry. I kid you not.
Escapist Panda 2 years ago
I am deeply disappointed that the son was not named Jerry, to better match the rhyming scheme.
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Featherytoad 2 years ago
When I was a kid we had neighbors by the last name of Lamps or Lamp (can't remember which). They named their daughter Tiffany.
SGH 2 years ago
I worked with a guy called Michael Hunt. He refused to be called Mike! I also worked with a guy called Kevin Hunt. The company involved used 1st initial and surnane for email addresses. He insisted that they used khunt@x#$.com the same as everyone else.
Holly Hobby 2 years ago
My name is Holly Hobby. Do you know often I get hung up on or can't get a real reservations 😂🤣
Richard Head 2 years ago
I saw a talk show I woman was named Latrina, I though who's her sister Toiletta?
Bored Batgirl 2 years ago
My daughter's friend's father is named Harold Booty, he goes by Harry. Harry Booty. What were his parents thinking???
Julie Fuller 2 years ago
I knew a girl named Kimberly Wimberly! It wasn’t the name she was born with. Her mom remarried and she was adopted by her stepdad
Janet Graham 2 years ago
Oh, yes. Trying to make 'cute' with a child's name is almost criminal! Candy Mann, Summer Green, Wednesday Church, and so on. Gag!
Marissa Wolff 1 year ago (edited)
I know of some man named Bob Jobs. I actually don't, I'm just making fun of how ridiculously stupid and cringy this chick's name is.
Kathleen R. 2 years ago
It's a married name not a name from birth, but Jack LaLanne's wife's name was Elaine. So for 50 years she was Elaine LaLanne. ( her first and her last name rhyme. )
Anne McKinney 2 years ago
Wait. Her first name might just be Kim. They are assuming her full name is Kimberly. My brothers middle name is Joe--not Joseph. Don't assume.
Anna roberts 2 years ago
3 older brothers, Gary, Terry and Jerry. Oldest brother says how about Sherry? My mom said that's a good drink... he was 42, back in 63, my youngest older brother was 8 yrs. older than me. I think she was just done LOL
Martha Higgins 2 years ago
We have a very talented artist in Maine whose name is Kimber Lee Clark.
Paul Miller 2 years ago
I want to grade school with a Shannon Wimberly, younger sister of Kimberly Wimberly.
Sarah Bell 2 years ago
My dad used to tease me about my sisters name . I was 13 when she was born and I really liked the name Emily. My dad would pick at me and say they were naming her Nikki Nicole . So it could have been Nicole Nicole. I think he was joking because her name is now Emily Nicole but you can never tell with him
Nightshade1972 2 years ago
It's less common as a man's name, but years ago, my parents were members of a gourmet cooking club where one couple (M/F) were both named Kim Andersen. She said it was hilarious when telemarketers would call asking to speak to Kim Andersen. "This is she!" You can practically hear the condescension over the phone line. "No, I meant the *man* of the house!" "Oh, sorry, he's not in right now, but we're still not interested. Bye!" *Click*
Performingyak 2 years ago
Dwayne Pipe attended a nearby school and Wayne Kerr was at my school. People need to think about the first/surname flow.
Dawn Davison Clements 2 years ago
I have a relative who's name is Jack Lack or as my father used to call him Jackie Lackie.
#6
My cousin has 5 children (all in State Custody) their names are: Akevion, Jazaraye, Dametreon, Chelcee, and Kerionnya
Elizreonna Kay is on the way.
PS: We're white.
#7
One of the girls in my daughter kindergarten class is named Quinsy. It’s a disease. There are two Dyxins with the same “unique” spelling and a Chacha, which is what I used to call my vagina growing up.
#8
I worked at a summer camp and this family had 5 kids and 1 on the way but the 3 at my camp were named Integrity, Honesty and Rage. Ironically Rage was the sweet one. But we would always joke about what they would name the next kid. I liked the name Punctual.
#9
There was a girl in my class in Montreal named 'Asthma'. I s**t you not. I was 6 years old and that is my earliest memory of being baffled by humans.
Like, why not call your kid f*****g lymphoma? Hell, why not call your kid meningococcal meningitis?
#10
Ryvar (pronounced River). I'll never understand unique names that come at the expense of atrocious spelling.
#11
I understand there are a lot of different ways to spell Kaitlin, but the spellings that are like Ckaetlyin or KVIIIlyn or some c**p.
#12
I was assisting a photographer during my son's picture day at his elementary school a couple years ago and there was a girl named Areola. All I could think was "why do the parents of this adorable little girl HATE HER??"
#13
I was volunteering at a middle school and a kid comes running up to me and says "My name is King" I thought ok but his middle name was Lucifer. I was speaking with King Lucifer.
Also my wife is a teacher and had students named Mi'Queen and Mi"king. What a time to be alive
#14
There is no such thing as a baby name; the name you give your baby is also going to be their adult professional name. Some parents forget to name their child accordingly.
But to answer your question, I dislike most names that involve some kind of universal virtue. Joy and Hope are acceptable, but Love is pushing it.
VodkaInMySweetTea 2 years ago
Imparting names with significance regarding the character and traits you hope you child will grow into as they get older is a tradition in many cultures that goes back thousands of years. Truth, Wisdom, Temperance, Courage, Noble, Justice, Charity, Constance, Patience, Verity... This is not some stupid new passing fad.
#15
I know someone who is about to name their baby Londyn. Why would you name them a word everybody knows, but not spell it that way? She'll spend her whole life correcting people.
#16
Product/brand names like Porsche, Chanel etc.
#17
The same first letter for all of the sisters and brothers. It's cute when it's two siblings, but if it's three it just seems like a gimmick.
Imagine being the youngest kid, knowing your parents didn't look at you and feel inspired to pick the best name, but were more like "gee, what starts with K that we haven't used up?"
#18
Guys, I was at Disneyland and would hear the most ridiculous children names. These were my favorite:
England and Scotland
Arrow and Quiver
#19
My friend's sister has three children - one girl and two boys. They are called Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae and Brooklyn Blu.
#20
Girl at the gas station was explaining her daughters name to the clerk. She named her daughter "Anesthesia". Spelled exactly like the doctory drug, but pronounced Anastasia like the movie..
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
I once read a document named for a woman named anaemia. At first I thought the mistake happened at our office. No! All IDs were in the name of Anaemia.
#21
Nevaeh.
Serial pacifist 2 years ago
They were also considering Esidarap, but they'll save that for the next one.
#22
Chardonnay.
The parents named her for their favorite wine.
#23
A girl applied at my work the other day with the name Precious.... My inner Phoebe thought, "ok I can't call you that."
#24
I s**t you not I know a co-worker that named her daughter Elizabreth. Its just.....sigh.....I don't know man, yes it is a name but ....but....but...but why? Just why?!!!!!!
#25
I know a couple who named their daughter Khaleesi Danyris (that's how they spell it), but only the wife watches GOT. Guy has no idea.
#27
Basically anything ending in 'ayden'. Things like Zayden and Rayden.
And not sure if it's real, but Traylor sound hilarious.
#28
I saw on Facebook one of the girls that went to my High School named her daughter Danyell. That's how she thought it was spelled apparently. I also live in a province where they don't fail kids anymore and you can get to grade 10 without being literate.
Edit: I guess the education system in Canada just sucks overall.
#29
Recently they made it legal in Poland to name your child whatever you want. So people are coming up with these appalling Polish-spelled versions of English names they know from the movies. The "Brajan" and "Dżesika" generation in coming. (That's Brian and Jessica. It's as if an American named their son "Stanni'suave", I guess.)
#30
Baeby
What do you think ?
Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
I would like to submit Jamie Oliver´s kids´ names: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice, River Rocket.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I was about to mention him! Also, see Bob Geldoff and Paula Yates, the Beckhams, pretty much any celebrity really. Especially Frank Zappa!
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Carla Beck 2 years ago
I knew a woman called Jeffifer. Like Jennifer and Jeff mixed together. Not only is it strange to read, it's so awkward to say out loud.
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Parents probably said „Jennifer, with 2 f’s” when they went to register it.
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Robyn Rob 2 years ago
I work at a middle school. One student’s legal name was Little Carl. So when he was paged over the intercom the students snickered. Always felt badly for that kid. He hated his name. I’d like to think he’s going to change it some day
Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago
OMG!! I have a friend who calls her son Little Carl!!! I think it's just a nickname, but I never hear him called anything else.
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Becky Little 2 years ago
Once had a student named Creamy. That isn't the bad part though. Her last name was Passey.
Aaricia 2 years ago
Poor thing, sounds like a name you would find on p0rnh*b.
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Patti Vance 2 years ago
worked in government job where parents had to list their kids on paperwork prior to interview. one family had pearl, ruby, sapphire, jade, diamond (all girls) and a son, onyx. dad said they were his family jewels.
Shelley McKinney 2 years ago
Think of your kids as people having to live their entire lives with a unique name you choose. Consider the following with honesty when making your short list of names. 1. Imagine them introducing themselves to a prospective employer with this name that may sound cute when a child but not so cute when looking for a job. 2. Consider how often said child will have their name mispronounced, miss-spelled and ridiculed. Do you want to do that to your child? 3. How much do you want to be the butt of articles such as this and people talking behind your back about how silly your child's name is. Some unique names are ok, but all to many are just the but of a joke.
Cristina Speluzzi 2 years ago
That's exactly what I thought when we named our daughter Maria Emilia. I wanted her to be proud of her name and be happy with it at 15 or at 80.
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Steven Bennett 2 years ago
I have an ex named Cherry Blossom; her cousin's name is Aurora Borealis. (Their parents were all flower children.) Neither Cherry Blossom nor Aurora Borealis seem outrageous, and when shortened to Cherry and Aurora they might be uncommon but not unheard of. This article makes those names seem downright boring.
BakedKahuna 2 years ago
Wait until some of those people find out about letters like ä, ö, ü, ê, å, Ø and so on and decide to get fancy with it
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
Or they start spelling their children's names based on traditional IPA: Hi, these are my kids Brændən, ɪˈlɪzəbəθ, and Zækəri. We're expecting little þeodore in June. My hubby's a linguist.
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Mistiekim 2 years ago (edited)
My friend is a principal and she had a list of kid’s parents she had to call. She got to one that was basically Orange Jello. She said it she was corrected to it sounding like this : O’rangejello. The best last name I know of is Batman. Not sure why I’m being downvoted, but ok
Kathleen Pearlman 2 years ago
I have an ancestor whose last name, honest to God, was Batman - Elizabeth Batman. My husband and I met through a Batman comic, so it seems that it was fate.
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James Tartaglione 2 years ago
used to work at a sign shop and had to keep replacing a sign for a doctor who's name was Richard Weiner. could never understand why his sign kept getting stolen
Dancing Armadillo 2 years ago
I knew a girl In high school.. her name was Tremble Hard.. poor girl.
Ron van Rijckevorsel 2 years ago
reminds me of a belgian family, nine kids, 4 letters. Alex (11), Axel (10), Xela (8), Lexa (7), Xael (6), Xeal (5), Exla (3) en Leax (2), Xale(0). They are aiming for 12 kids
Pamela Diehl 2 years ago
Am I the only one who finds this thread extremely offensive? As a public school teacher, I used to get aggravated at names/spellings, until I took the time to realize that for some students, a name may be the one thing that makes them feel special. Take some time to research names and cultures. I am so over these lists of "funny" names posted online.
digitalin 2 years ago
Yeah it's not funny any more. It's just making fun of people who are different. So what if people are making up names and spellings? All names are made up at one point.
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marianne eliza 2 years ago
Before you name your child (or pet), open your front door, step outside, and yell the name at the top of your lungs 3 times as if calling the child home. Do the same at the backdoor. Do you sound ridiculous? Do the neighbors stare? Don't use that name.
Anita Rapp 2 years ago
My mom used to yell out the door for my sister Elise. Neighbors thought she was calling Police, Police!
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Met somebody called Whyvon. Spelled Yvonne. Her parents had never heard the name, so went with it.
Pan Narrans 2 years ago
It's a common Dutch name, but the poor girl would recognise her name if she heard it pronounced the right way. Ie-von-ne
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Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago
We have fairly strict rules so you can't name your child something like Lucifer for example (but apparently "bumblebee" is fine, lol). That aside, with my first child I picked a pretty common and simple name (Casper). Realized that having short, easy names are better for everything (from a parents/teachers/friends perspective at least) Them learning to say their name, naming their stuff, shouting their name at the playground, when their teachers tell their name etc etc. I went even more simple and short with my second and third. Therefore I just don't get super complicated names - do you really want all that extra work? Imagine them having to stand there for every school project or work interview spelling out their name 5 times?
A Jones 2 years ago
I was named after a season I wasn't born in. Birthday announcements are always a surprise to people just learning about me. Although I admit I like my name too much to change it.
Jessica 2 years ago
Lol. I do agree that Spring, Autumn, and Summer are good names. IDK that much about Winter...
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Rens 2 years ago
When I was a carer I once worked with three ladies named Faith, Hope and Charity; I also met Comfort, Blossom, Sapphire Rose, Lavender, Blessing, Beauty and Divine.
Jessica 2 years ago
I am fine with Hope, Charity, and Lavender, but the rest are just too much. I'm fine with Sapphire; also fine with Rose, but the two combined are just so bad.
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embarrassed american 2 years ago
I've known people with some interesting names. Somalia, Semaj (James backwards), Easter (Her middle name and last name started with G so her initials were E.G.G.), Princess, Apple, Jaykub (just why with that spelling?!)... I could go on
Will Cross 2 years ago
Ya know this kind of stuff is so trivial and really shows how shallow some folks can be. Much like language and words, names are unique and at times can sound odd or abnormal to us. Instead of being hateful to people and calling them stupid because you don't relate to something. Why not take a step back and realize that everything from language, words, names, accents, speech, and writing is going to be different and there's nothing wrong with that. No matter how strange something might be to you. It's not the names that are the problem, it's people's closed minds and narrow view of all the different ways of so many things we do as humans that is the real issue. But by all means keep thinking it's a word/name that is ignorant when it's really just you looking for a reason to be judgy and crappy towards another human. =(
similarly 2 years ago
I remember a story I read years and years ago about a guy who, when he was born, his parents hadn't thought of a name yet, so they let his older sister (who I think was about 4) choose his name. And since their last name was "Claus", she chose the obvious. When he was drafted for, I think, The Korean War, he was at his first day of bootcamp and the drill instructor was reading off the names until he got to the Cs and then went deathly quiet. Looked around and barked "All right! Which one of you jokers signed up as "Santa Claus"?
phil blanque 2 years ago
Key and Peele, substitute teacher: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=key+peele+substitute+teacher
SomeGuyinWY 2 years ago
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name? Lance. Poor bastard.
digitalin 2 years ago
I don't know why you're getting down voted; you're right.
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Peta Hurley-Hill 2 years ago
I knew someone who named her child Angel (bad enough in itself) ,but when she was messaging ,telling people what the name was, she kept writing "Angle', because she didn't know how to spell it. Her sister had to take her aside and correct it ,before they put it on the birth certificate.
Samara Morgan 2 years ago
It's scary how all these uneducated people reproduce so easily.
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Allyson Stephenson 2 years ago
Ok... no Lie here. Work as a nurse and I didn't even TRY to say this little girls name. It was Abcde (Phonetically pronounced Ab-see-dee). She was sweet and I just shook my head at the parent and tried to keep my mouth shut. Another woman got mad I didn't pronounce her name correctly... La-a, you pronounce the - (as in say dash)
TheDivineMsM 2 years ago
I know a girl that named her daughters rylie, raelyn and ryan--- like three different versions of the same name.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
My mom worked with two women (not at the same time) both named Aquanetta. Aquanet is/was a brand of hairspray.
Leara Bridges Brown 2 years ago
My brother and his ex named there daughter Arian Rose! Yes I know what the meaning of Arian is. Poor babygirl died when she was 5 mo old. I have her name tattooed on my leg and I wear it proudly! She would have been 14 this year!
ka7ie is mad 2 years ago
if anyone wants a laugh, I work with two little boys named Axl and Pace
NgatiDreadz 2 years ago
Little girls name at my mums kindergarten she taught at was Heiny-Lee would've been Heineken if it were a boy poor girl
NgatiDreadz 2 years ago
Also had twin girls at this kindergarten named indica and sativa
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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago
My mom grew up with some kids, all with the last name Derryberry. They were Mary, Lary, and Bary. This parents must have hated their kids.
Kate Fei 2 years ago
I always found it weird people naming their kids after days/months/seasons. It is funny to me only some of them are being used though - I heard of Monday, Friday and Tuesday, I heard of April, May and June and Summer and Autumn... Not so much the others. Weird, this would never happen in my language.
Karolína T. 2 years ago
I am happy to live here where a list of approved names is available. Here you have it and choose one. So I am protected from parents brain exhalation like "Happy Hole" or "Porky Pig".
Elizabeth Molloy 2 years ago
"How do you spell it?" "Ell, dash, Ay" "Ell, Dee, Ay, Ess ..." "No no! It's a dash" "Err"
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Cecile Visscher 2 years ago
My daughter had a friend called Faily, ok we're Dutch but even the Dutch know that a fail is not a good thing..
Jamilah toenailkilla 2 years ago
There was a girl named Youpromiseme Baker in my school, a starquisha, a sparkle and a twinkle... a friend of a friend also named their baby Neji Sarutobi...
Lynn Cormier 2 years ago
Imagine of if Brad Pitt was the father of Gwyneth Paltrow's child. Apple Pitt.
Lynn Cormier 2 years ago
Imagine if Brad Pitt was the father of Gwyneth Paltrow's child. Apple Pitt.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
Frank Zappa sorted this one out years ago with Dweezil and Moon Unit. Dweezil admittedly isn’t that bad and he’s a great guitarist but Moon Unit is far too hippy 😂
Robin DJW 2 years ago
My kids' father wanted to name the son Tecumseh, and the daughter Sakagawea. We are not native Americans. All I could think about was the pain they would endure at school with these names. No disrespect to the greats who put these names in our history, but I flatly refused and we settled on traditional english names, e.g. Robert and Rachel.
Torsten 2 years ago
A friend told me a story of her kid's first days of school. The kid insisted that a kid in his class was "Purshel Bear". Asking again a few weeks later - nah, he's still called "Purshel Bear". After a while my friend found out that the kid's name was in fact Pierre-Gilbert.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
I'm glad I live in Switzerland so the people with the "weirdest" names I know are Zeke, Jupiter and Atlas (all men). They seem to be pretty happy with their own names, but I bet they wouldn't be if they were called Jeoanthean or something like that.
Pablo Ramos 2 years ago
People who name the girls after old dead white men: Madison, Taylor, Cameron, etc
Jennifer Martinez 2 years ago
In the US (southern states especially) these names are sometimes family names on the mother's side. Maternal names are generally lost when the woman takes her husband's last name. It can be a tribute to the past. Or they can just be "cute."
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Ana Ferreira 2 years ago
Stuff like this is why my country has strict child naming rules, and I used to think they were far too strict, but then I started coming upon the things some people will actually name their children when they can get away with it.
Malinda Washburn 4 months ago
Anyone who gives their twins names that rhyme. I always feel so sorry for them.
Laura Wattles 4 months ago
Saw this kid's name once on an Angel tree (where you can choose a child to buy things for): X_Zavier
Sarah Léon 4 months ago
When my Evil Step-Mother was pregnant with my future little sister, she wanted to give her an Arabic name because she is from Morocco and it was fine, but my father was a real French guy with a real French family name. And when my ESM came with the name Bousaima (Bu-sah-ee-mah) we had a little gulp... it's a sweet name (means "kiss to mummy") but I told her it would be impossible for the girl to find a job with it. I asked what my father wanted and he said "I love the name Sarah". Yes, I know, that's *my* name Dad ! Finally they found an old Berber name that was original an simple to pronounce. Fortunately they were smart enough.
Shylah Harley 1 year ago
A couple at my church camp had three kids: Sabre, Arrow, and Bow. Sabre is a girl. They were very sweet people and the kids seemed to like their names though… also one of my friends has a little brother named Ruger
Monica Pryts 2 years ago
I'm a journalist and sometimes make the parents write the kids' names in my notebook because I'm afraid of getting it wrong. Doing birth announcements and obituaries is also interesting.😂
Mindy Crispi 2 years ago
Ok, funny how someone named Liucija Adomiate felt compelled to write an article about bad baby names lol
Samara Morgan 2 years ago
It's a Latvian name, isn't it? In this case I can laugh at all American common names, because they sound weird for me.
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Kathy Black 2 years ago
As a teacher, I couldn't begin to say all the "uncommon", aka strange, names I heard. However, one was especially difficult for me... and I avoided calling on her as much as possible. Her name was "My Destiny".
Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
Job names become names. FEMININE names, such as Taylor, Saylor, Mason, etc. Just why?
Kimberly Kamphaus 2 years ago
Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae and Brooklyn Blu sound like a Dr Seuss book. Allow me: Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae, and Brooklyn Blu were walking down the avenue. Down the avenue in one left shoe. Just the one? But why not two? But who would get the extra shoe? Ryder Rae or Maisie Moo? What a tragedy to ensue! We've forgotten Brooklyn Blu!
Sarah Bell 2 years ago
Also Sarah is a biblical name so I wonder if you pick the name knowing that it's in the Bible and you are religious to any degree if that has anything to do with the H or not
Katie Schaefer 2 years ago
Knew a girl named Princess. She just gave birth to her first child, Heaven M'Angel.
Feminist Percussionist 2 years ago
My mom was talking to a teacher whose friend was also a teacher, with a student…named Latrine. Apparently they lived in an area with a lot of Latoya, etc. but still! Poor girl, her parents didn’t know.
Elene Rodetis-Ashe 2 years ago
Met a Kebin (Kevin). Thought something was wrong with my hearing at first
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
why do so many names now sound like surnames, not first names? especially American names.
Scott Richards 2 years ago
I have friends that named their children, in order of birth, Brooke, Charlotte, Desmon, Edmund... Cannot wait to see what F word they come up with
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Someone to me: "And how do you spell your name?" ____ Me: "Ell. Eee. Oh."_____ Someone: "That's it?" ____ I felt like I seriously disappointed them by not going for Llaiyo (to be said Leo)
Felice Coles 2 years ago
Teaching Spanish in high school is a good way for students to get future baby names: "I really love the word 'Cincuenta'! It's so pretty!" "You know what sounds exotic? 'Sacapuntas'! That's like an Indian Princess!" (I kid you not).
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
I never liked my middle name, and there for a while I was considering changing it to 'F*****g'. Nobody you know in life ever has to know your middle name, but imagine if you became famous, or if someone was talking about you posthumously, and they said your first and last name with F*****g in between them. You'd sound like a rockstar
Elizabeth 2 years ago
It’s articles like this that make me appreciate my parents' lack of creativity. Older sister’s names are just our parents' middle names, older brother's names were the two most popular choices for boys the year he was born (and also he shares a first name with our dad), and I’m named after one of my mom’s best friends (except mom used 'z' instead of 's' because, in her words, "z looked cooler").
BonnyDK 2 years ago
I once had a student named Toy. Cute little blond boy. He has to be mid 30's now....and I was getting a slew of foreign kids with weird initial names. I got where I would ask them quietly "Is this really how you say your name? How does your mom or dad say it?" Turned out not even close. I would let the class know the real pronunciations. It was the school Secretary when she registered them. Anything she had a hard time with she would give them Initials and tell them "Well here we will call you A.B." That is the actual name she gave Amoglavee. (African) and called a Tongan boy "Tata" (like the slang for boobs) whose real name was pronounced Tafu. And yes I live in Texas....sigh.. Don't even get me started on the Asian kid's names.. some kids had names with 27 letters but were very beautiful when you say them correctly. Or just Long, Dong, or Phat. I know we butchered them.
Indra Servo 2 years ago
all those mispronounced word, how about different pronouncing altogether, like someone named Jaycee but insist to be called Bob
Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
I defriended a guy I used to be in a band with when I found out his daughter was called Tiggy.
JustAnother Soul 2 years ago
The name of a well known royal nanny, so not that unheard of and hardly a good reason to unfriend someone.
Load More Replies... Jayne Kyra 2 years ago
I would like to submit Jamie Oliver´s kids´ names: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice, River Rocket.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I was about to mention him! Also, see Bob Geldoff and Paula Yates, the Beckhams, pretty much any celebrity really. Especially Frank Zappa!
Load More Replies... Carla Beck 2 years ago
I knew a woman called Jeffifer. Like Jennifer and Jeff mixed together. Not only is it strange to read, it's so awkward to say out loud.
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Parents probably said „Jennifer, with 2 f’s” when they went to register it.
Load More Replies... Robyn Rob 2 years ago
I work at a middle school. One student’s legal name was Little Carl. So when he was paged over the intercom the students snickered. Always felt badly for that kid. He hated his name. I’d like to think he’s going to change it some day
Kristin Ingersoll 2 years ago
OMG!! I have a friend who calls her son Little Carl!!! I think it's just a nickname, but I never hear him called anything else.
Load More Replies... Becky Little 2 years ago
Once had a student named Creamy. That isn't the bad part though. Her last name was Passey.
Aaricia 2 years ago
Poor thing, sounds like a name you would find on p0rnh*b.
Load More Replies... Patti Vance 2 years ago
worked in government job where parents had to list their kids on paperwork prior to interview. one family had pearl, ruby, sapphire, jade, diamond (all girls) and a son, onyx. dad said they were his family jewels.
Shelley McKinney 2 years ago
Think of your kids as people having to live their entire lives with a unique name you choose. Consider the following with honesty when making your short list of names. 1. Imagine them introducing themselves to a prospective employer with this name that may sound cute when a child but not so cute when looking for a job. 2. Consider how often said child will have their name mispronounced, miss-spelled and ridiculed. Do you want to do that to your child? 3. How much do you want to be the butt of articles such as this and people talking behind your back about how silly your child's name is. Some unique names are ok, but all to many are just the but of a joke.
Cristina Speluzzi 2 years ago
That's exactly what I thought when we named our daughter Maria Emilia. I wanted her to be proud of her name and be happy with it at 15 or at 80.
Load More Replies... Steven Bennett 2 years ago
I have an ex named Cherry Blossom; her cousin's name is Aurora Borealis. (Their parents were all flower children.) Neither Cherry Blossom nor Aurora Borealis seem outrageous, and when shortened to Cherry and Aurora they might be uncommon but not unheard of. This article makes those names seem downright boring.
BakedKahuna 2 years ago
Wait until some of those people find out about letters like ä, ö, ü, ê, å, Ø and so on and decide to get fancy with it
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
Or they start spelling their children's names based on traditional IPA: Hi, these are my kids Brændən, ɪˈlɪzəbəθ, and Zækəri. We're expecting little þeodore in June. My hubby's a linguist.
Load More Replies... Mistiekim 2 years ago (edited)
My friend is a principal and she had a list of kid’s parents she had to call. She got to one that was basically Orange Jello. She said it she was corrected to it sounding like this : O’rangejello. The best last name I know of is Batman. Not sure why I’m being downvoted, but ok
Kathleen Pearlman 2 years ago
I have an ancestor whose last name, honest to God, was Batman - Elizabeth Batman. My husband and I met through a Batman comic, so it seems that it was fate.
Load More Replies... James Tartaglione 2 years ago
used to work at a sign shop and had to keep replacing a sign for a doctor who's name was Richard Weiner. could never understand why his sign kept getting stolen
Dancing Armadillo 2 years ago
I knew a girl In high school.. her name was Tremble Hard.. poor girl.
Ron van Rijckevorsel 2 years ago
reminds me of a belgian family, nine kids, 4 letters. Alex (11), Axel (10), Xela (8), Lexa (7), Xael (6), Xeal (5), Exla (3) en Leax (2), Xale(0). They are aiming for 12 kids
Pamela Diehl 2 years ago
Am I the only one who finds this thread extremely offensive? As a public school teacher, I used to get aggravated at names/spellings, until I took the time to realize that for some students, a name may be the one thing that makes them feel special. Take some time to research names and cultures. I am so over these lists of "funny" names posted online.
digitalin 2 years ago
Yeah it's not funny any more. It's just making fun of people who are different. So what if people are making up names and spellings? All names are made up at one point.
Load More Replies... marianne eliza 2 years ago
Before you name your child (or pet), open your front door, step outside, and yell the name at the top of your lungs 3 times as if calling the child home. Do the same at the backdoor. Do you sound ridiculous? Do the neighbors stare? Don't use that name.
Anita Rapp 2 years ago
My mom used to yell out the door for my sister Elise. Neighbors thought she was calling Police, Police!
Load More Replies... Michelle Gosney 2 years ago
Met somebody called Whyvon. Spelled Yvonne. Her parents had never heard the name, so went with it.
Pan Narrans 2 years ago
It's a common Dutch name, but the poor girl would recognise her name if she heard it pronounced the right way. Ie-von-ne
Load More Replies... Tigerpacingthecage 2 years ago
We have fairly strict rules so you can't name your child something like Lucifer for example (but apparently "bumblebee" is fine, lol). That aside, with my first child I picked a pretty common and simple name (Casper). Realized that having short, easy names are better for everything (from a parents/teachers/friends perspective at least) Them learning to say their name, naming their stuff, shouting their name at the playground, when their teachers tell their name etc etc. I went even more simple and short with my second and third. Therefore I just don't get super complicated names - do you really want all that extra work? Imagine them having to stand there for every school project or work interview spelling out their name 5 times?
A Jones 2 years ago
I was named after a season I wasn't born in. Birthday announcements are always a surprise to people just learning about me. Although I admit I like my name too much to change it.
Jessica 2 years ago
Lol. I do agree that Spring, Autumn, and Summer are good names. IDK that much about Winter...
Load More Replies... Rens 2 years ago
When I was a carer I once worked with three ladies named Faith, Hope and Charity; I also met Comfort, Blossom, Sapphire Rose, Lavender, Blessing, Beauty and Divine.
Jessica 2 years ago
I am fine with Hope, Charity, and Lavender, but the rest are just too much. I'm fine with Sapphire; also fine with Rose, but the two combined are just so bad.
Load More Replies... embarrassed american 2 years ago
I've known people with some interesting names. Somalia, Semaj (James backwards), Easter (Her middle name and last name started with G so her initials were E.G.G.), Princess, Apple, Jaykub (just why with that spelling?!)... I could go on
Will Cross 2 years ago
Ya know this kind of stuff is so trivial and really shows how shallow some folks can be. Much like language and words, names are unique and at times can sound odd or abnormal to us. Instead of being hateful to people and calling them stupid because you don't relate to something. Why not take a step back and realize that everything from language, words, names, accents, speech, and writing is going to be different and there's nothing wrong with that. No matter how strange something might be to you. It's not the names that are the problem, it's people's closed minds and narrow view of all the different ways of so many things we do as humans that is the real issue. But by all means keep thinking it's a word/name that is ignorant when it's really just you looking for a reason to be judgy and crappy towards another human. =(
similarly 2 years ago
I remember a story I read years and years ago about a guy who, when he was born, his parents hadn't thought of a name yet, so they let his older sister (who I think was about 4) choose his name. And since their last name was "Claus", she chose the obvious. When he was drafted for, I think, The Korean War, he was at his first day of bootcamp and the drill instructor was reading off the names until he got to the Cs and then went deathly quiet. Looked around and barked "All right! Which one of you jokers signed up as "Santa Claus"?
phil blanque 2 years ago
Key and Peele, substitute teacher: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=key+peele+substitute+teacher
SomeGuyinWY 2 years ago
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was O'Boyle. His first name? Lance. Poor bastard.
digitalin 2 years ago
I don't know why you're getting down voted; you're right.
Load More Replies... Peta Hurley-Hill 2 years ago
I knew someone who named her child Angel (bad enough in itself) ,but when she was messaging ,telling people what the name was, she kept writing "Angle', because she didn't know how to spell it. Her sister had to take her aside and correct it ,before they put it on the birth certificate.
Samara Morgan 2 years ago
It's scary how all these uneducated people reproduce so easily.
Load More Replies... Allyson Stephenson 2 years ago
Ok... no Lie here. Work as a nurse and I didn't even TRY to say this little girls name. It was Abcde (Phonetically pronounced Ab-see-dee). She was sweet and I just shook my head at the parent and tried to keep my mouth shut. Another woman got mad I didn't pronounce her name correctly... La-a, you pronounce the - (as in say dash)
TheDivineMsM 2 years ago
I know a girl that named her daughters rylie, raelyn and ryan--- like three different versions of the same name.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
My mom worked with two women (not at the same time) both named Aquanetta. Aquanet is/was a brand of hairspray.
Leara Bridges Brown 2 years ago
My brother and his ex named there daughter Arian Rose! Yes I know what the meaning of Arian is. Poor babygirl died when she was 5 mo old. I have her name tattooed on my leg and I wear it proudly! She would have been 14 this year!
ka7ie is mad 2 years ago
if anyone wants a laugh, I work with two little boys named Axl and Pace
NgatiDreadz 2 years ago
Little girls name at my mums kindergarten she taught at was Heiny-Lee would've been Heineken if it were a boy poor girl
NgatiDreadz 2 years ago
Also had twin girls at this kindergarten named indica and sativa
Load More Replies... Aubrie Allen 2 years ago
My mom grew up with some kids, all with the last name Derryberry. They were Mary, Lary, and Bary. This parents must have hated their kids.
Kate Fei 2 years ago
I always found it weird people naming their kids after days/months/seasons. It is funny to me only some of them are being used though - I heard of Monday, Friday and Tuesday, I heard of April, May and June and Summer and Autumn... Not so much the others. Weird, this would never happen in my language.
Karolína T. 2 years ago
I am happy to live here where a list of approved names is available. Here you have it and choose one. So I am protected from parents brain exhalation like "Happy Hole" or "Porky Pig".
Elizabeth Molloy 2 years ago
"How do you spell it?" "Ell, dash, Ay" "Ell, Dee, Ay, Ess ..." "No no! It's a dash" "Err"
Load More Replies... Cecile Visscher 2 years ago
My daughter had a friend called Faily, ok we're Dutch but even the Dutch know that a fail is not a good thing..
Jamilah toenailkilla 2 years ago
There was a girl named Youpromiseme Baker in my school, a starquisha, a sparkle and a twinkle... a friend of a friend also named their baby Neji Sarutobi...
Lynn Cormier 2 years ago
Imagine of if Brad Pitt was the father of Gwyneth Paltrow's child. Apple Pitt.
Lynn Cormier 2 years ago
Imagine if Brad Pitt was the father of Gwyneth Paltrow's child. Apple Pitt.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
Frank Zappa sorted this one out years ago with Dweezil and Moon Unit. Dweezil admittedly isn’t that bad and he’s a great guitarist but Moon Unit is far too hippy 😂
Robin DJW 2 years ago
My kids' father wanted to name the son Tecumseh, and the daughter Sakagawea. We are not native Americans. All I could think about was the pain they would endure at school with these names. No disrespect to the greats who put these names in our history, but I flatly refused and we settled on traditional english names, e.g. Robert and Rachel.
Torsten 2 years ago
A friend told me a story of her kid's first days of school. The kid insisted that a kid in his class was "Purshel Bear". Asking again a few weeks later - nah, he's still called "Purshel Bear". After a while my friend found out that the kid's name was in fact Pierre-Gilbert.
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
I'm glad I live in Switzerland so the people with the "weirdest" names I know are Zeke, Jupiter and Atlas (all men). They seem to be pretty happy with their own names, but I bet they wouldn't be if they were called Jeoanthean or something like that.
Pablo Ramos 2 years ago
People who name the girls after old dead white men: Madison, Taylor, Cameron, etc
Jennifer Martinez 2 years ago
In the US (southern states especially) these names are sometimes family names on the mother's side. Maternal names are generally lost when the woman takes her husband's last name. It can be a tribute to the past. Or they can just be "cute."
Load More Replies... Ana Ferreira 2 years ago
Stuff like this is why my country has strict child naming rules, and I used to think they were far too strict, but then I started coming upon the things some people will actually name their children when they can get away with it.
Malinda Washburn 4 months ago
Anyone who gives their twins names that rhyme. I always feel so sorry for them.
Laura Wattles 4 months ago
Saw this kid's name once on an Angel tree (where you can choose a child to buy things for): X_Zavier
Sarah Léon 4 months ago
When my Evil Step-Mother was pregnant with my future little sister, she wanted to give her an Arabic name because she is from Morocco and it was fine, but my father was a real French guy with a real French family name. And when my ESM came with the name Bousaima (Bu-sah-ee-mah) we had a little gulp... it's a sweet name (means "kiss to mummy") but I told her it would be impossible for the girl to find a job with it. I asked what my father wanted and he said "I love the name Sarah". Yes, I know, that's *my* name Dad ! Finally they found an old Berber name that was original an simple to pronounce. Fortunately they were smart enough.
Shylah Harley 1 year ago
A couple at my church camp had three kids: Sabre, Arrow, and Bow. Sabre is a girl. They were very sweet people and the kids seemed to like their names though… also one of my friends has a little brother named Ruger
Monica Pryts 2 years ago
I'm a journalist and sometimes make the parents write the kids' names in my notebook because I'm afraid of getting it wrong. Doing birth announcements and obituaries is also interesting.😂
Mindy Crispi 2 years ago
Ok, funny how someone named Liucija Adomiate felt compelled to write an article about bad baby names lol
Samara Morgan 2 years ago
It's a Latvian name, isn't it? In this case I can laugh at all American common names, because they sound weird for me.
Load More Replies... Kathy Black 2 years ago
As a teacher, I couldn't begin to say all the "uncommon", aka strange, names I heard. However, one was especially difficult for me... and I avoided calling on her as much as possible. Her name was "My Destiny".
Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
Job names become names. FEMININE names, such as Taylor, Saylor, Mason, etc. Just why?
Kimberly Kamphaus 2 years ago
Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae and Brooklyn Blu sound like a Dr Seuss book. Allow me: Maisie Moo, Ryder Rae, and Brooklyn Blu were walking down the avenue. Down the avenue in one left shoe. Just the one? But why not two? But who would get the extra shoe? Ryder Rae or Maisie Moo? What a tragedy to ensue! We've forgotten Brooklyn Blu!
Sarah Bell 2 years ago
Also Sarah is a biblical name so I wonder if you pick the name knowing that it's in the Bible and you are religious to any degree if that has anything to do with the H or not
Katie Schaefer 2 years ago
Knew a girl named Princess. She just gave birth to her first child, Heaven M'Angel.
Feminist Percussionist 2 years ago
My mom was talking to a teacher whose friend was also a teacher, with a student…named Latrine. Apparently they lived in an area with a lot of Latoya, etc. but still! Poor girl, her parents didn’t know.
Elene Rodetis-Ashe 2 years ago
Met a Kebin (Kevin). Thought something was wrong with my hearing at first
Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago
why do so many names now sound like surnames, not first names? especially American names.
Scott Richards 2 years ago
I have friends that named their children, in order of birth, Brooke, Charlotte, Desmon, Edmund... Cannot wait to see what F word they come up with
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Someone to me: "And how do you spell your name?" ____ Me: "Ell. Eee. Oh."_____ Someone: "That's it?" ____ I felt like I seriously disappointed them by not going for Llaiyo (to be said Leo)
Felice Coles 2 years ago
Teaching Spanish in high school is a good way for students to get future baby names: "I really love the word 'Cincuenta'! It's so pretty!" "You know what sounds exotic? 'Sacapuntas'! That's like an Indian Princess!" (I kid you not).
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
I never liked my middle name, and there for a while I was considering changing it to 'F*****g'. Nobody you know in life ever has to know your middle name, but imagine if you became famous, or if someone was talking about you posthumously, and they said your first and last name with F*****g in between them. You'd sound like a rockstar
Elizabeth 2 years ago
It’s articles like this that make me appreciate my parents' lack of creativity. Older sister’s names are just our parents' middle names, older brother's names were the two most popular choices for boys the year he was born (and also he shares a first name with our dad), and I’m named after one of my mom’s best friends (except mom used 'z' instead of 's' because, in her words, "z looked cooler").
BonnyDK 2 years ago
I once had a student named Toy. Cute little blond boy. He has to be mid 30's now....and I was getting a slew of foreign kids with weird initial names. I got where I would ask them quietly "Is this really how you say your name? How does your mom or dad say it?" Turned out not even close. I would let the class know the real pronunciations. It was the school Secretary when she registered them. Anything she had a hard time with she would give them Initials and tell them "Well here we will call you A.B." That is the actual name she gave Amoglavee. (African) and called a Tongan boy "Tata" (like the slang for boobs) whose real name was pronounced Tafu. And yes I live in Texas....sigh.. Don't even get me started on the Asian kid's names.. some kids had names with 27 letters but were very beautiful when you say them correctly. Or just Long, Dong, or Phat. I know we butchered them.
Indra Servo 2 years ago
all those mispronounced word, how about different pronouncing altogether, like someone named Jaycee but insist to be called Bob
Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago
I defriended a guy I used to be in a band with when I found out his daughter was called Tiggy.
JustAnother Soul 2 years ago
The name of a well known royal nanny, so not that unheard of and hardly a good reason to unfriend someone.
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