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108 Times Kids Said Something So Absurd It Made Their Parents Laugh (New Pics)

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You never really know where a conversation with a child will take you. Their sheer randomness, brutal honesty, and lack of filters make them say the darndest things, turning the most mundane chats into moments that stick for life. Every parent has had their fair share of silly and perhaps a bit awkward conversations with their kids, and luckily for us, they share them with all of us to laugh at. Scroll down to find a whole list of instances when children with zero filters and unlimited wisdom forced parents into hilarious talks, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that made you giggle the most.

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#1

Tweet about a humorous conversation between parents and kids, involving a child comforting a crying parent in the kitchen.

25points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

😄😄😄😄 seen this number of times. Still find it funny.

1point

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#2

Tweet by Brianne M. Kohl about awkward parents and kids conversation about a girl's name mistaken for "Internet."

20points

Gémeaux jumeaux 2 hours ago

Ha!! Knew a labor & delivery nurse who had great baby name tales, as in Justin Time.

0points

#3

Tweet humorously highlights awkward parents-kids conversations about child safety locks with a curious child response.

20points

#4

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations discussing body comments and sensitivity.

17points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

😄😄😄😄

0points

#5

Parent tweeting about awkward conversation between identical twin kids who argued.

16points

#6

Tweet about humorous awkward parents-kids conversation with a toy dinosaur during a child's meltdown.

16points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

😄😄😄

1point

#7

Tweet about funny kids' activities, illustrating awkward parents-kids conversations with humor.

16points

#8

Tweet about kid naming her brain Jeremy, humorously describing school conversations.

15points

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#9

Tweet about humorous parenting story with a toddler's unique request, related to awkward-parents-kids-conversations.

15points

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#10

Tweet about humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child regarding quitting school.

15points

#11

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation, discussing a humorous incident over a child's meltdown about toast.

15points

#12

Tweet about awkward conversation between parent and child discussing being in the belly, dated Nov 3, 2021.

15points

#13

Text of a humorous story about awkward conversations between parents and kids in a grocery store.

15points

David Houde 2 hours ago (edited)

I would have said the same thing as a kid 🤣

0points

#14

A parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about inheritance and money.

15points

A girl 2 hours ago

That's sad because my mom's wallet means a lot to me. Not for any money, just it's such an homage to who she was. Money meant nothing. Her id, our school pictures, the coupons. It's endearing. Its been in my memory box since 2015

0points

#15

Parent recounting a humorous and awkward conversation with kids during breakfast on social media.

14points

#16

Tweet about a funny awkward conversation between a parent and their child asking about knowing their name.

14points

#17

Tweet showcasing humorous awkward conversation between parent and child about the 1980s.

14points

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#18

A tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations where a mom and her 3-year-old discuss talking gently.

14points

#19

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation involving a game called "doggy style" with kids dressing up their dog.

14points

#20

Tweet humorously depicts awkward parents-kids conversation about a child regretting staying home from school.

14points

#21

A tweet humorously depicting awkward conversations between kids and parents.

14points

#22

Tweet about an awkward parent-kid conversation, discussing a child's concern about starting kindergarten.

14points

#23

Parent shares an awkward conversation about child's Zoom mishap during a shower.

14points

#24

Tweet about an awkward conversation with child expressing love and fear of parent's passing.

13points

#25

Tweet humorously captures awkward parents-kids conversation about misreading time and making a wish.

13points

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#26

Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids regarding speed limits.

13points

BeesEelsAndPups 2 hours ago

Why were you only going 68 in a 65. Speed limits are more of a suggestion than the rule. On a 65 you need to do at least 75 just to keep up with traffic (90 in California).

4points

#27

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation regarding a child's x-ray and their reaction to seeing a skeleton.

13points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

😄😄😄

0points

#28

Tweet about awkward conversation between parent and child involving a mispronunciation of "eucalyptus."

13points

BeesEelsAndPups 2 hours ago

Reminds me of the joke: Doctor is looking at an X-Ray and says, "yep, this is exactly what I was afraid of". The man is scared and asks "what is it doc?" The doctor replies "skeletons"

1point

#29

Parent-child chat on toughness, involving a loose tooth story at camp.

13points

#30

Tweet about a child's candid remark leading to an awkward conversation between parents and kids.

13points

#31

Tweet with a humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child about taking pictures with Santa.

13points

#32

Tweet showing a humorous awkward conversation between a parent and a 3-year-old about playing with dolls.

13points

#33

A parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about wanting a mom in a black suit.

13points

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#34

Tweet about a parent's humorous challenge answering a child's profound question, related to awkward parent-kid conversations.

13points

Sanfransweety 2 hours ago

As of recently, Id agree with authors who say were living in a post truth era

3points

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#35

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation humorously misjudging mom's age related to Titanic history.

13points

#36

Tweet about a kid deciding not to have kids due to the work involved, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

13points

BeesEelsAndPups 2 hours ago

Smart kids

1point

#37

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations during eclipses, gaining 42.1K likes on social media.

13points

#38

A humorous tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation, featuring a child's snack request and witty parental reply.

13points

#39

Tweet about a parent and child conversation over a slightly burnt waffle.

12points

#40

A tweet humorously highlights awkward conversations between parents and kids about imaginary toys in the womb.

12points

#41

Funny twist on phrase "Uh oh Spaghettios" by a child during an awkward parents kids conversation on Twitter.

12points

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#42

Tweet about a child's delayed reaction to hitting her leg, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

12points

#43

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations discussing a child's imaginative story about siblings in a tummy water slide.

12points

#44

Tweet illustrating awkward parents-kids conversations with a child's insightful comment.

12points

#45

Tweet featuring awkward parents kids conversation about a 5-year-old suggesting to "drink daddy's blood."

12points

#46

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation where a 3-year-old requests Alexa to play crying music after being upset.

12points

Brian Droste 1 hour ago

😃😃😃

0points

#47

Tweet from Lucy about an awkward conversation with her daughter involving a classmate's name misunderstanding.

12points

#48

Tweet about an awkward conversation with a child during a meltdown while watching The Great British Baking Show.

12points

#49

Tweet about missing spoons reveals funny kids' confession in awkward parents-kids conversation.

12points

Brian Droste 1 hour ago

Need to start buying plastic spoons for your son to use.

0points

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#50

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations with a humorous story involving a child's eerie statement about the attic.

12points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

That is creepy. Better call the cops and have them check it out just in case.

0points

#51

A parent's tweet about a child's awkward question in public sparks laughter, capturing a humorous kid conversation.

12points

Vesuvius 2 hours ago

That’s one way to self entertain and stay off devices. 😂

0points

#52

Tweet about an awkward parents kids conversation regarding texting a 3-year-old without a phone or reading skills.

12points

#53

Tweet about an awkward conversation between a parent and child mentioning a funeral home address.

12points

#54

Tweet showing an awkward conversation between a parent and kid about where you can poop.

12points

#55

Parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about where music goes after being played, raising a philosophical question.

12points

#56

Tweet sharing awkward parents and kids conversation about daycare and parenting.

12points

#57

Tweet about a daughter's funny twist on a phrase, showcasing humorous parent-child conversations.

11points

Brian Droste 2 hours ago

I have heard of easy peezy but never lemon squeezy.

0points

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#58

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations with a child comparing a baby's size to four rats.

11points

#59

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation regarding tummyache and funny misunderstanding about tummy eggs.

11points

#60

Awkward conversation between a parent and child about fingers imagined as markers, illustrating humorous parental dialogue.

11points

#61

Screenshot of a tweet showcasing awkward parents and kids conversations, with a humorous exchange about dreams.

11points

#62

Tweet exchange about parents and kids having awkward conversations in a store with a Santa's helper mention.

11points

#63

Tweet about a funny parent-child conversation where a child insists on being called a scientist, not a princess.

11points

#64

Tweet showing a humorous conversation between a parent and a child about hair length, highlighting awkward parent-kid exchanges.

11points

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#65

Tweet by a mom about an awkward conversation with her 4-year-old on having a third child.

11points

#66

Humorous tweet about parents and kids conversations, child shouting about bathroom privacy.

11points

#67

Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids, highlighting humorous interaction with a 3-year-old.

11points

Brian Droste 1 hour ago

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0points

#68

Tweet about awkward parents' kids conversations, child asks where poo comes from, followed by a playful question about Tigger.

11points

#69

A humorous conversation about noses between a parent and child, illustrating awkward parents kids conversations.

11points

#70

Child's conversation about "seaweed" CV; humorous awkward parent-kid exchange.

11points

#71

Tweet by Laura Marie about an awkward parent-kid conversation where a child calls cauliflower "colorless broccoli."

11points

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#72

Tweet about awkward conversation with child asking why each day is different, humorous parental frustration noted.

11points

#73

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation involving a niece confusing words while playing.

11points

#74

Tweet about an awkward conversation between parent and kid over tablet viewing habit.

11points

#75

Tweet capturing awkward parents kids conversation with a humorous exchange about growing up and mortality.

11points

#76

Parent and child having an awkward conversation about height and weight.

11points

#77

Awkward parents-kids conversations depicted in a humorous tweet exchange about dating.

11points

#78

A child's innocent question leads to an awkward conversation about gender roles with parents.

11points

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#79

Tweet highlighting an awkward conversation with a kid about the taste and appearance of dinner.

11points

#80

Tweet about an awkward parent-kid conversation discussing "Lundependence Day" misunderstanding.

11points

#81

Awkward conversation between parent and kid about needing a rat exterminator, shared in a humorous tweet.

11points

#82

Tweet showcasing awkward parents kids conversations about a child's misunderstanding of "running nose."

11points

#83

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations: a child asks about peeing in heaven.

10points

#84

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation with a son asking why he couldn't pick his own name.

10points

#85

Tweet about a humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child.

10points

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#86

A tweet about a humorous moment in awkward parents-kids conversations involving an imaginary beer at a make-believe restaurant.

10points

#87

Tweet about an awkward parents-kids conversation with a philosophical question from a 5-year-old.

10points

#88

"Child's superhero play sparks humorous parents-kids conversations about Itchy Man's pretend antics."

10points

#89

Tweet about funny awkward parents-kids conversation involving a child's imaginary house tour.

10points

#90

Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation on dragons and college.

10points

#91

Social media post about awkward conversations between parents and kids, showing child's innocent comment on emotions.

10points

#92

Tweet about awkward conversation with child who dislikes parent's singing.

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#93

Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations, child confused by stories before their birth.

10points

#94

Social media post about awkward parent-kid conversation, highlighting a child's unexpected excitement for a party.

10points

#95

Tweet about a humorous conversation between a parent and child, featuring a child's comment on Hollywood.

10points

#96

Tweet about a humorous conversation between a parent and child on using utensils for chicken wings.

10points

#97

Text from social media post about awkward conversations between a parent and a child discussing activities.

10points

#98

Tweet by Neyo about a funny awkward conversation with his daughter questioning how her skin will regrow.

9points

#99

Tweet about a child's response to accidentally setting off a fire extinguisher, capturing an awkward parent-kid conversation.

9points

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#100

Parent tweeting about an awkward conversation with daughter, sharing a humorous exchange about a friend's birthday party.

9points

#101

Tweet about an awkward parents kids conversation, featuring a child's comment on a tattooed man.

9points

#102

Parent and child having an awkward conversation about writing schoolwork and books.

9points

#103

Text about awkward conversation between parent and kid at a choir performance.

9points

#104

Tweet showing awkward parents kids conversations about existence and screen time.

9points

#105

Tweet humorously depicting awkward parents-kids conversations with a child upset about pre-birth photos.

9points

#106

Tweet about a 4.5-year-old asking awkward questions on having another baby due to cold weather.

9points

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#107

Awkward parent-kid conversation about visiting the graveyard and liking "dead beds" humorously shared online.

7points

#108

Tweet screenshot about a child's naive comment, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

6points

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