You have no doubt had the shame of sending a text with a glaring mistake or the experience of trying to figure out why someone is suddenly texting you about ducks. While human error is inevitable, some of the tools we build for ourselves, like autocorrect, don’t always work as intended.
The “Autocorrect Fails” Facebook group is dedicated to those hilarious moments when your phone’s software decides to change a normal text into something very different. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to double-check your spelling before you comment your thoughts below.
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For ages, people have tried to find ways around the simple fact that most people, professionals included, will repeatedly make spelling mistakes in anything they write. This is why editors, proofreaders, and entire software companies like Grammarly still exist. Let’s face it, often we are in a hurry when we need to write something and the result can be all the hilarity we can see here.
The root of many of these issues, as well as better-publicized examples, comes from the simple problem of the spellchecker or autocorrect having an incomplete list of words. One of the most famous examples of this goes all the way back to at least 2007 when multiple people online noticed that many automated spellcheckers only knew the word "cooperation" when it was spelled without the hyphen.
Sorry
I Think That's A Common Mistake
"Probably"
My daughter was once using speech-to-text for a book report. She said "it was Jeremy's..." and it heard "penis gummies". Glad I checked her homework that day!
Older lists of words would only have “co-operation,” so when certain computers saw this word, they believed that it was simply a mistake. And for some reason, the “nearest” word to this mistake was “Cupertino,” the name of a town in California. The result was various, very official documents containing phrases like "South Asian Association for Regional Cupertino" and "presentation on African-German Cupertino".
Sent Some Texts To My Employees After Setting The Shift To Give Them The Rundown For The Night. I Was In A Hurry To Get Out Of There And Didn't Want To Get Stuck On The Phone. I Wanted To Let Him Know They Would Only Have Six Staff Until 6 Pm. Oops. Anonymous Post Bc Of My Job
This made me laugh. I love that the other worker wanted sex, too.
Sorry
Sadly, I want to hear everything, too. I know I'd regret it, though.
Lol
Don't leave the bloody tampon either that's worse then leaving the light on
To this day, this issue is referred to as the “Cupertino effect” which, simply put, is the often hilarious result of a spellchecker not having a word in its dictionary and making an “interesting” substitution. Other famous examples include Routers publishing an article where the "Muttahida Qaumi Movement" became the "Muttonhead Quail Movement."
Newbie Here! I Sent This To My Husband Yesterday. It Was Early And I Was At Work At Tired. I’m Up At 2 Am To Start Work A 3 Am
Well Done
My Brother Was Trying To Text Me That He Would "Be By In A Minute" But His Phone Had Other Plans
Maybe OP shouldn't invite the brother over anymore.
However, the “Cupertino effect” pales in comparison to the “Scunthorpe problem.” I’ll give you a moment to figure it out, it’s in the name. Long story short, the entire town of Scunthorpe struggled to create AOL accounts using their town's name because the site's filters kept detecting profanity.
Here Is Classic One From The Internet
Watch Out For Those Lizards
Message From The Dog Groomers
I love that they backed up the corrected version with photographic evidence!
This issue is quite persistent, as lists of “banned words” are not static and constantly evolve. At the same time, this means more, unrelated words, like Scunthorpe, end up getting incorrectly flagged. The solution tends to be constant human intervention, something that spellcheck was invented to prevent.
Omg
Fried shrimp would be excellent at a wake. It's all about the finger food.
This Is A Text I Sent To My Daughter Last Year...fail
The Most Awkward Meeting After This
Other famous examples include shiitake mushrooms being misspelled, with a missing “i” and this word being marked as profanity. Fortunately, this particular instance has managed to rectify itself, as more people are familiar with the correct spelling of this Japanese word, as food blogging has taken off.
It Happened Again!!!!
Haha
Lol
Similarly, one Twitter (now X) user from Luxembourg, having just created an account, tweeted (an apt use for the verb) “Finally! A pair of great tits (Parus major) has moved into my birdhouse!” and had their account banned almost instantly. Interestingly, upon review, Twitter support declined to unban the account.
Me Trying To Date....yeah This Is Going Well
My phone also likes to "help". Personally, I call it autowrong.
Angel
Hmmm
However, our text messages tend to not fall under such scrutiny, so spellcheck still insists on ducks ducking all over the place, even when not a single bird is present. As always with fails (spellcheck insists on “failure” but we all know it’s something else,) it really depends on where you are sitting. When it happens to you, it’s a tragedy, but hysterical when it happens to someone else.
Asked My Husband About Dinner Plans. He Had An Interesting Declaration In Response
When You’re Having A Conversation With A Base Supervisor From Another Company About Fitted Sheets And There’s The Most Epic Fail Ever
Had This Glorious Disaster Happen The Other Night When Texting A Friend About My Dog Who Was Terrified Of The Fireworks Going Off Nearby. I Was Talking To Her About How He Wouldn't Take Treats From Me, And He Loves Food
More commonly, it’s not so much that we misspell words, but that we over-rely on predictive text. Often it’s great, allowing us to fill in simple emails in moments, to keep some momentum going when writing certain sentences. But if you get used to it, predictive text becomes a crutch, with the writer simply missing the mistakes or misplaced words it gives and leaving it in the text.
Text From My 10 Yr Old!!! I Laughed Way Too Hard At This!
This Definitely Belongs Here
This Was Rather Embarrassing
Unfortunately, there is at least one instance where an autocorrect mistake ended up causing someone’s death when it changed “nutter” to “mutter” for one Lancashire man. While it’s unclear why this word would be so triggering, it instigated an argument that caused the recipient to attack the sender, leading to the former being stabbed in the heart.
Asking My Daughter To Bring Me Red Licorice To The Hospital
Punctuation Is Important
Lmao
When You Talking To Your Client And Auto Correct Gets In The Way!!
Say What?
Personally, I know nothing about Mr. Springsteen but his music, which I like.
Cool
I Had To Join To Share This Classic Conversation Between My 20 Year Old And Myself This Morning. Apparently The Nightclub Offers Krispy Koreans
Autocorrect Seriously Failed Me Today..... Sent This To My Mom.....should Have Said So You Want To Warn Him My Shoulder Feels Like Someone Socked Me Hard
Gonna Go And Do Some Thugs Now
This is an article that could do without censoring. The fact that you have to pause a second to fill the blanks makes it lose some of it's punch.
I absolutely agree. I heard way worse language in jr high school. Only we didn’t have google then. We had to make a list & make up an excuse to get our parents to drop us off at the public library, where there was an adult dictionary that contained curse words & worty dirds, and then we would write the definition down and share it with our friends 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I miss the old Damn You Auto Correct website. In the early days this type of thing happened a lot. It was also quite a bit less prudish about what it would show.
Oh yes. I remember going to that website only two times. I loved it but I would laugh so hard my entire body would hurt and I'd feel nauseaus. Lol. I got a nice glimpse of that in this article :)
Load More Replies...Mine "corrects" by choosing the closest French word to what I have typed, which can be hilarious at times.
If you speak French you might appreciate how similar the words "to lower" and "to have sex with" are in French. Basically it was a bright day and we were watching a video so I tried to say "[teacher's name] can I lower the blinds." but I actually said "[teacher's name] can I have sex with the blinds." I am very stupid sometimes.
Load More Replies...I love how most of these expose how often some have used dirty words that their autocorrect automatically changed to those instead of the innocent words they’re trying to type 🤣 My phone on the other hand doesn’t autocorrect to dirty words (phew) but unfortunately autocorrects to weird nicknames and made up words an ex and I used when we were dating and I hate it so much. Luckily I’m planning to switch to a new phone soon. Can finally get rid of all those weird words.
I'm not even sure that's how this works... My phone autocorrected something I wrote to my mom (a common phrase like "we have to make sure") into Worcestershire which is a word I definitely haven't used in years. Lol
Load More Replies...And this is why I turn autocorrect and predictive text off. I make enough mistakes without any help! 😂
I was reminded today about the time I used voice and referred to my daughter as a "puddle jumper" and it "typed poodle nympho." My phone at that time warped everything so bad that sometimes I would just send it anyway because it was so funny.
The autocorrect on my phone has gone mad. The words aren't really the problem, it's that it's started to add diacritical marks to every vowel. And I'm only using English, which doesn't have any of them. Thus, autocorrect comes out áütòcórrêct.
Years ago I was sort of seeing this one girl, and we were exchanging more-than-suggestive text messages. At one point she sent me an autocorrected message that said "(slices off my brain)" when it was supposed to say "(slides off my bra)". I couldn't help but laugh my a*s off for a good 5 minutes 😂😂
Why do folks still use autocorrect? I have mine turned off for that reason. It will let me know if something is spelled wrong, and THEN I can check to see how to spell it. Of course, that means when I type something dumb, I can't blame it on autocorrect.....
I was messaging with a friend, telling her about the book I'm writing at the moment, and my idiot phone changed "and if the ritual succeeds he will suffer a fate worse than death" to "he will suffer a fate worse than cows". Anyway I guess I'm writing a book about cows now. The phone sees all. (Seriously, it's brand new as of just a few months ago and it's an expensive model and I could swear the autocorrect on this thing is significantly worse than it was on my last phone).
Do people nit know that they can turn autocorrect off? I'm switching between French and English a lot, and occasionally Aanishinabemowin, so I always do that immediately.
Why do people not read things before they send them? This is just brainless I'm afraid. I only have it on suggestions, never autocorrect, but I check what I'm writing as I go along and reread before sending. Just common sense.
Autocorrect reminds me of young children who don't know the actual word so they substitute it with what they remember. "Mom look at the big f**k on the road!"
Gotta love technology. I'm convinced that the manufacturers do this on purpose to mindf*ck us.
This is an article that could do without censoring. The fact that you have to pause a second to fill the blanks makes it lose some of it's punch.
I absolutely agree. I heard way worse language in jr high school. Only we didn’t have google then. We had to make a list & make up an excuse to get our parents to drop us off at the public library, where there was an adult dictionary that contained curse words & worty dirds, and then we would write the definition down and share it with our friends 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I miss the old Damn You Auto Correct website. In the early days this type of thing happened a lot. It was also quite a bit less prudish about what it would show.
Oh yes. I remember going to that website only two times. I loved it but I would laugh so hard my entire body would hurt and I'd feel nauseaus. Lol. I got a nice glimpse of that in this article :)
Load More Replies...Mine "corrects" by choosing the closest French word to what I have typed, which can be hilarious at times.
If you speak French you might appreciate how similar the words "to lower" and "to have sex with" are in French. Basically it was a bright day and we were watching a video so I tried to say "[teacher's name] can I lower the blinds." but I actually said "[teacher's name] can I have sex with the blinds." I am very stupid sometimes.
Load More Replies...I love how most of these expose how often some have used dirty words that their autocorrect automatically changed to those instead of the innocent words they’re trying to type 🤣 My phone on the other hand doesn’t autocorrect to dirty words (phew) but unfortunately autocorrects to weird nicknames and made up words an ex and I used when we were dating and I hate it so much. Luckily I’m planning to switch to a new phone soon. Can finally get rid of all those weird words.
I'm not even sure that's how this works... My phone autocorrected something I wrote to my mom (a common phrase like "we have to make sure") into Worcestershire which is a word I definitely haven't used in years. Lol
Load More Replies...And this is why I turn autocorrect and predictive text off. I make enough mistakes without any help! 😂
I was reminded today about the time I used voice and referred to my daughter as a "puddle jumper" and it "typed poodle nympho." My phone at that time warped everything so bad that sometimes I would just send it anyway because it was so funny.
The autocorrect on my phone has gone mad. The words aren't really the problem, it's that it's started to add diacritical marks to every vowel. And I'm only using English, which doesn't have any of them. Thus, autocorrect comes out áütòcórrêct.
Years ago I was sort of seeing this one girl, and we were exchanging more-than-suggestive text messages. At one point she sent me an autocorrected message that said "(slices off my brain)" when it was supposed to say "(slides off my bra)". I couldn't help but laugh my a*s off for a good 5 minutes 😂😂
Why do folks still use autocorrect? I have mine turned off for that reason. It will let me know if something is spelled wrong, and THEN I can check to see how to spell it. Of course, that means when I type something dumb, I can't blame it on autocorrect.....
I was messaging with a friend, telling her about the book I'm writing at the moment, and my idiot phone changed "and if the ritual succeeds he will suffer a fate worse than death" to "he will suffer a fate worse than cows". Anyway I guess I'm writing a book about cows now. The phone sees all. (Seriously, it's brand new as of just a few months ago and it's an expensive model and I could swear the autocorrect on this thing is significantly worse than it was on my last phone).
Do people nit know that they can turn autocorrect off? I'm switching between French and English a lot, and occasionally Aanishinabemowin, so I always do that immediately.
Why do people not read things before they send them? This is just brainless I'm afraid. I only have it on suggestions, never autocorrect, but I check what I'm writing as I go along and reread before sending. Just common sense.
Autocorrect reminds me of young children who don't know the actual word so they substitute it with what they remember. "Mom look at the big f**k on the road!"
Gotta love technology. I'm convinced that the manufacturers do this on purpose to mindf*ck us.