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Wintermute
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cparksrun reply
The 2024 presidential election.
In 2016, I thought "There's no way people are stupid enough to vote for THAT guy..."
In 2024, I thought "There's no way people are stupid enough to vote for THAT guy AGAIN..."

Fisher-__- reply
I used to say conspiracy theories were my guilty pleasure. I got a kick out of how silly they were… that was until they became mainstream “common knowledge.” Jeezzus mf’s… those are just supposed to be funny stories for the cover of National Enquirer, not s**t we actually believe. I am no longer tickled by conspiracy theories.

draeth1013 reply
The pandemic. I used to really have trouble suspending disbelief watching apocalypse movies or shows. I used to say people aren't that dumb. People aren't going to behave like that.
I guess in a way I was right. It's actually much worse.

Adventurous-Sir-6962 reply
Whenever people on the internet believe something was intended specifically for THEM, as though there were roughly 3 dozen people on earth and their existence matters as part of every happening and solution. Sometimes this takes the form of "Keanu Reeves" personally trusting them to borrow their money, sometimes that they won 3 million dollars randomly in a lottery they didn't even enter, sometimes that a politician is depending on them personally to share copy pasta or some kind, or drawing some kind of "connection" (ie, looked at 2 different websites) that is supposed to solve a crime hundreds of people have been investigating for decades, or "asking chatGPT" on behalf of another poster as though chatGPT is their own personal secret weapon ... people's inflated sense of personal importance and exceptionality despite living in places where they have first hand knowledge every single day of how many people inhabit the earth. Certainly this cannot just be a survival mechanism, because it certainly isn't promoting survival? How do people believe they are this important ALL the time?

DirectorChick reply
Why is marriage such a terrifying prospect for many men?
roadrunner440x6:It's not terrifying in the least. I find it a silly pointless ritual with no added commitment and a huge waste of money. And then, when it's time to go your separate ways (which statistically is almost a certainty) it is an additional cost and inconvenience. All because society tells us 'that's the way it's supposed to be'? F**K THAT. Save your money and put it towards a house, retirement, or vacationing.












DirectorChick reply
Why is marriage such a terrifying prospect for many men?
roadrunner440x6:It's not terrifying in the least. I find it a silly pointless ritual with no added commitment and a huge waste of money. And then, when it's time to go your separate ways (which statistically is almost a certainty) it is an additional cost and inconvenience. All because society tells us 'that's the way it's supposed to be'? F**K THAT. Save your money and put it towards a house, retirement, or vacationing.
Adventurous-Sir-6962 reply
Whenever people on the internet believe something was intended specifically for THEM, as though there were roughly 3 dozen people on earth and their existence matters as part of every happening and solution. Sometimes this takes the form of "Keanu Reeves" personally trusting them to borrow their money, sometimes that they won 3 million dollars randomly in a lottery they didn't even enter, sometimes that a politician is depending on them personally to share copy pasta or some kind, or drawing some kind of "connection" (ie, looked at 2 different websites) that is supposed to solve a crime hundreds of people have been investigating for decades, or "asking chatGPT" on behalf of another poster as though chatGPT is their own personal secret weapon ... people's inflated sense of personal importance and exceptionality despite living in places where they have first hand knowledge every single day of how many people inhabit the earth. Certainly this cannot just be a survival mechanism, because it certainly isn't promoting survival? How do people believe they are this important ALL the time?

Fisher-__- reply
I used to say conspiracy theories were my guilty pleasure. I got a kick out of how silly they were… that was until they became mainstream “common knowledge.” Jeezzus mf’s… those are just supposed to be funny stories for the cover of National Enquirer, not s**t we actually believe. I am no longer tickled by conspiracy theories.

draeth1013 reply
The pandemic. I used to really have trouble suspending disbelief watching apocalypse movies or shows. I used to say people aren't that dumb. People aren't going to behave like that.
I guess in a way I was right. It's actually much worse.

cparksrun reply
The 2024 presidential election.
In 2016, I thought "There's no way people are stupid enough to vote for THAT guy..."
In 2024, I thought "There's no way people are stupid enough to vote for THAT guy AGAIN..."

