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Wintermute • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

Health Experts Suggest Avoiding These Foods And Products By All Means

I'm starting to think that these articles are getting posted with a bunch of default upvotes, cuz I can't believe that, at the time of writing this, at least 17 whole people in the world were stupid enough to actually upvote this article willingly.

Wintermute • commented on a post 20 hours ago

Health Experts Suggest Avoiding These Foods And Products By All Means

Wintermute • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

40 Times People’s Assumptions About The US Were Proven Wrong When They Got To See It In Real Life

Diverse. It's a lot more expensive to travel outside the U.S. than many Europeans are aware of, especially if you're not on the east or west coast. Most European countries are smaller than the U.S., it's pretty easy to navigate from one to another. Even within my smallish state of Maryland there are a wide variety of things to see and do.

40 Times People’s Assumptions About The US Were Proven Wrong When They Got To See It In Real Life

In terms of size, the US is "different countries" compared to some areas of Europe / parts of Asia. My bus ride from Monaco to France and my train ride from Thailand to Malaysia were both shorter than a bus ride between a couple of nearby cities.

40 Times People’s Assumptions About The US Were Proven Wrong When They Got To See It In Real Life

50 Photos Of Legendary People You Probably Didn’t Know Were Ever Photographed (New Pics)

OK, these are *all* practically official portraits of these people.

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Wintermute • commented on a post 1 day ago

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

That second one, as another commenter pointed out, isn't real. It's an ooooooold joke about two hunters.

Wintermute • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

You're still convinced she is the dumb one when she was absolutely right about getting the owl to a vet urgently?

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

E x e cution. OMG BP.

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

You're still convinced she is the dumb one when she was absolutely right about getting the owl to a vet urgently?

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

E x e cution. OMG BP.

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

I wish people with technical knowledge would stop using abbreviations and acronyms in their stories. "I'm a type 4 RGB Nurse riding in a VHSDVD rig, with an OCD extension. We arrived at a BHS with only two HRs. As you can imagine, it was FUBAR."

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

I made it to 13 and quit. I don't need these stories hanging out in my memory.

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Wintermute • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

The Ultimate Jeopardy Challenge: Ace All These 20 Questions To Secure The Top Spot

Again wrong because I started each word of a book tile with a capital letter. Who compiles these?

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Why does anyone? It's not exclusive to men.

Wintermute • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

"It was your husband!" "Good now die!" "You were going to call me an ambulance!" "Fine, you are an ambulance, Now die"

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

No where does it say this was by a man

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

"It was your husband!" "Good now die!" "You were going to call me an ambulance!" "Fine, you are an ambulance, Now die"

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

No where does it say this was by a man

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Same reasons women do. They are mad or bad.

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Wintermute • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

40 Of The Best Wall Street Memes To Lift Your Spirits During An Economic Downturn (New Pics)

Ouch

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

For the love of f**k, Bored Panda is too scared to even post the word H olo caust. We censor the very thought for the comfort of our advertising overlords. THIS is exactly how we repeat history, and we'll have no one to blame but ourselves.

40 Of The Best Wall Street Memes To Lift Your Spirits During An Economic Downturn (New Pics)

Ouch

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

I disagree. Everything that could result in a H*******t should be immediately compared to the H*******t. It's blatantly disrespectful to take such a tragic moment in history and place it on a pedestal like an untouchable abstraction that we marvel at from afar. It happened, it can happen again, and it's always closer than you think.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Corporate Government: *puts black people in poor ghettos* Sane People: Hey, that's not fair. Corporate Government: You're right. My bad, let's fix that. *puts everyone in ghettos* Sane People: Wait, no. Dumbfucks: Genius business strategy! Let's vote for it again!

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

bUt wERe A meRiTOcraAcY.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

From what I understand, in warfare an upside down flag means a unit is under distress and needs help.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Don't forget their most important tool. They also own the media.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Why do they keep defending billionaires? It's nuts.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

We've been brainwashed by the "you're fired" clown into thinking that staff and jobs are a negative thing. That every employee is a loss to the bottom line. Thing is, it's not our bottom line, and the business should only exist to provide a service and keep people employed.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Well, once CECOT gets too full, (as it will when they start "deporting" American citizens there) what do you think is going to happen? That's when the mass k i l l i n g will start. Just because we aren't there yet doesn't mean we're not swiftly heading in that direction. Happy Genocide Remembrance Day.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

So true. Sometimes I wonder what people thing an economy is for. It's not just to generate wealth. It's to generate safe and abundant living conditions for as many people as possible. Until we can live inside a bank account and eat the money we find there, capitalism for it's own sake won't make any d**n sense at all.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

The sad part is that I hear this mostly from fellow poors. Usually older folks who are bitter that they sacrificed the best years of their lives grinding away for someone else's wealth. The only solace they can find in the injustice is by praising their own "work ethic," so they denigrate anyone who doesn't buy into the same self-sacrificial b******t.

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Wintermute • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

And don't forget his dangerous womanizing. At least according to his mom. HIS OWN MOTHER!

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

And don't forget his dangerous womanizing. At least according to his mom. HIS OWN MOTHER!

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

bUt wERe A meRiTOcraAcY.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

From what I understand, in warfare an upside down flag means a unit is under distress and needs help.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Don't forget their most important tool. They also own the media.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

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Wintermute • commented on a post 20 hours ago

Health Experts Suggest Avoiding These Foods And Products By All Means

Wintermute • commented on a post 1 day ago

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

That second one, as another commenter pointed out, isn't real. It's an ooooooold joke about two hunters.

Wintermute • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

And don't forget his dangerous womanizing. At least according to his mom. HIS OWN MOTHER!

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

bUt wERe A meRiTOcraAcY.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

From what I understand, in warfare an upside down flag means a unit is under distress and needs help.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Don't forget their most important tool. They also own the media.

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Wintermute • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

If You Needed A Laugh Today, These 50 Funny Tweets Might Help

If my true love needs a kidney, she can have both of mine. But it'll be a cold day in hell before anyone gets my folded Ruffles.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

And when they were sued they claimed that no one should have ever assumed that something called Vitamin Water was healthy. And the court$ agreed.

30 Myths That Were Widely Circulated Because Companies Were Good At Lying About Their Products

XD You almost got it, but a good ad would be more implicit. "OUR ice cream is always 100% asbestos-free!"

30 Obsolete Technology Pics To Prove How Much The World Has Moved On And Changed (New Pics)

Back in the days when an OS just ran the computer. No ads, no data harvesting, no network of everything. It had one job, and it did it wonderfully. Such simpler times.

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

“My Stepmom Is Two Hours Older Than Me”: 30 Wild Family Stories That Sound Made Up

As a 40 year old man it too me way too long to try and figure out how she pushed her erectile disfunction onto you. smh

30 Times "The Next Big Thing" Turned Out To Be A Flop

They actually just started those about a year ago in my area. I went to one of them with high hopes. Turns out they're really stupid.

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Times People Took A Pic Of Something Without Fully Realizing Just How Dangerous It Was

crac ked? That's not even a bad word in any sense. Offensively inoffensive, BP.

30 Unhinged Beauty Hacks That Might Actually Work (Even If They Sound Ridiculous)

Well, the list is (currently) called "unhinged" beauty hacks, so I guess it tracks.

Wintermute • upvoted 4 items 21 hours ago

50 Photos Of Legendary People You Probably Didn’t Know Were Ever Photographed (New Pics)

OK, these are *all* practically official portraits of these people.

40 Times People’s Assumptions About The US Were Proven Wrong When They Got To See It In Real Life

Health Experts Suggest Avoiding These Foods And Products By All Means

Wintermute • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

Step two: try to think of WHY you harvest downvotes.

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

I made it to 13 and quit. I don't need these stories hanging out in my memory.

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

You're still convinced she is the dumb one when she was absolutely right about getting the owl to a vet urgently?

40 First Responders Share The Cases That Stuck With Them

That second one, as another commenter pointed out, isn't real. It's an ooooooold joke about two hunters.

50 Permanent Reminders That Bad Choices Hurt Twice (New Pics)

E x e cution. OMG BP.

Wintermute • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

No where does it say this was by a man

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Same reasons women do. They are mad or bad.

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

Why does anyone? It's not exclusive to men.

“Oddly Horrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Might Freak You Out

"It was your husband!" "Good now die!" "You were going to call me an ambulance!" "Fine, you are an ambulance, Now die"

Wintermute • upvoted an item 3 days ago

The Ultimate Jeopardy Challenge: Ace All These 20 Questions To Secure The Top Spot

Again wrong because I started each word of a book tile with a capital letter. Who compiles these?

Wintermute • upvoted an item 1 week ago

40 Of The Best Wall Street Memes To Lift Your Spirits During An Economic Downturn (New Pics)

Ouch

Wintermute • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 “Eat The Rich” Moments That Had This Group Screaming Into The Abyss

Teen Stabs Parents In Argument About God After Dad Wishes Her A "Happy Resurrection Day"

There's another story behind this. Of course violence isn't the answer but having experienced psychological abuse myself, I've a feeling the daughter was also so abused and could no longer think/act rationally.

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