This should be Number One! So true!

All the time!

If it looks abandoned, it's fair game.

It's warm. Duh

Looking over their kingdom

Or using the toilet alone

I bet the cup on the floor is the cat's doing.

Mine is one corner of shredded wall paper. One cat left the curtains alone, went straight up the wall. ( when she was a kitten)

I love the curtains

Me!

hes like night night!

I noticed there are nowhere near enough cat toys.

She wears where’s Waldo/Wally clothes!

Nothing more captivating than a tiny kitten.

I wear pants in summer too

catology! i need that book

Correction: with two friends. And yes, cats r cool

Wait, ... the cat isn't begging for the pizza or trying to get a slice without you noticing or already in the pizza box eating the pizza? (Maybe I have a weird cat)

The cat would usually be on the empty plate ;)

Same with my cat. There are (allegedly) cats that love water and bathing but I never had one of those

Love this one!

Downward cat!

ugh- my cat literally hung himself playing in my pre-lit tree... we were able to cut him out but it was close- damn curiosity!

Me too.

That's where every toy ends up. Also many, many not-toys.

I love the streamers on the bike. I had those too.

My cat Violet is doing exactly that (and keeping an eye on the squirrels, birds and wood mice!)

Love the table cloth!!

Wait! You'll need the cat's signature of approval first.

My cat is so very polite! He waits till I am waking up and then head buts me, and purrs.

this is super me

If I fits, I sits.

60 cats, and I've never had one do this. However, my first paraded a sanitary napkin around a meeting with about 30 people. Thankfully, unused. He was proud of it: Look what I killed!

The locals are keen to say hello!

matching scarves!

I can't plank. It's, er, the cat's fault. Yeah, that's it!

If they are the same size and both are socks: that's a match in my house :D

*cat*What are u doing hooman!?

RIP your beverage

yeeeaaaaaaahhh, my friends cat jumped in the pumpkin, burned herself with the candle, yelped, knocked her (inside the pumpkin) down the stairs, crashed into a random guy, yelped again, climbed out (and put out the fire O.O) and ATE part of the pumpkin...... great halloween.