‘Fesshole’: 30 Times People Confessed Their Darkest And Most Uncomfortable Secrets (New Tweets)
Admitting the truth, no matter how nuanced and uncomfortable it might be, can set you free. That’s the point of a confession—you lighten your psychological burden and get rid of a ton of anxiety by spilling the tea about whatever it is that’s been making you feel stressed or guilty (or both!).
That’s where the popular ‘Fesshole’ Twitter account comes in. It styles itself as a place where you can anonymously confess your sins, whether they’re serious or silly. We’ve collected some of the best recent tweets, as featured by the account, to pique your interest, Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and if you suddenly feel the urge to confess, we know the perfect place for you to do so…
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There's no shame in accepting help when we need it! Everyone relies on others for support sometimes. You're still taking care of your family.
Created in June 2018 by Rob Manuel, the ‘Fesshole’ social media project has since grown absolutely massive. The account has over 952k followers on Twitter, with another 23k people following the project’s Facebook page.
What’s more, ‘Fesshole’ has become such a phenomenon that the founder has published a book, ‘The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously,’ featuring some of people’s most hilarious posts over the years. From deep and dark secrets to the “most outrageously funny faux pas,” there’s a bit of everything to keep everyone entertained.
This is healthy! Smell has a way of wrapping memories in sweetness.
The entire project has grown tremendously over the past five years. So much so that Manuel, the founder, is even hosting ‘Fesshole’ shows in the United Kingdom. Clearly, people enjoy sharing their innermost thoughts and hearing about others’ sins.
In fact, with ‘Fesshole,’ you get served a broad range of relatable thoughts and emotions. On one side of this metaphorical platter, you have some of the darker aspects of humankind—the things that we’ve at least thought of doing. On the other side, you have lighthearted, comical content that helps balance everything out.
Bored Panda recently spoke about the importance of confessions with Andrea Bonior, Ph.D., the host of the mental health advice podcast ‘Baggage Check’ and the bestselling author of ‘Detox Your Thoughts.’ She shed some light on why confessions make us all feel better and what we can do to be a tad kinder to others, even if we might feel inclined to judge them from the get-go.
My bffs mom was given a small plant by her bestie while said bestie was dying of breast cancer. Mom took care of it for years, including moving. Took a decade until Mom realized it was a fake plant. LOL, bestie got a good heaven laugh from that one. EDIT: mom does not have a green thumb and dead bestie for sure did it as a joke.
"The idea of confessing in order to absolve yourself of something has been around, likely, since the beginning of time, and has of course been incorporated into many religious traditions,” the mental health expert told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
“By admitting to something we are doing, it can help us feel less alone with the secret—and more accepted, even among strangers, rather than imagining that we would be cast aside and rejected because of our secret," Dr. Bonior said.
"It helps validate that we are still acceptable as human beings, and haven't driven everyone away. It also just typically helps to put words to our own experiences and feelings, and to have someone bear witness to something difficult—which is part of why therapy can be so helpful,” she explained to us.
Wish I was you. You're brilliant. Feel bad for your assistant tho, how crushing for them.
Yeah that must suck, but hopefully they get payed a lot too!
Load More Replies...actually it did, although the details differed a little - https://www.cnn.com/2013/01/17/business/us-outsource-job-china/index.html
Load More Replies...So how much is the person paid for doing your 100k per year job? That is the problem with capitalism in a nutshell!
What happens when the management team calls you in for a meeting saying 'due to budget demands, we can no longer afford an assistant for you'. Then you are in a world of sh*t.
That's when you go looking for an equally clueless company. And yes, they are out there.
Load More Replies...Questioning this. I've never heard of a job that lets you hire someone else to help with your job. If they thought they needed two people to do the work, they would hire two people.
plenty of jobs, especially high ranking ones, allow you to hire an assistant
Load More Replies...Well, I‘m sure you are managing what your assistant does. That‘s working, no?
Integrity is what we do when no one is watching. You may get away with theft, but that doesn’t make it right, and it is sad how many people are liking this. If my parent or child was doing this, I would be disgusted.
Admittedly this isn't my wheelhouse, but is it not considered fraud for him to be hired and paid to do a job, passing the work off as his own, but him not actually doing the work? Couldn't the company sue him.for the money they paid him when he wasn't doing what he was hired to do?
This doesn't make you clever, it makes you an a$$hole & a thief.
There was a Peanuts strip with this idea, only the guy was outsourcing to India. At least I think it was Peanuts?
it did happen - https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/01/16/169528579/outsourced-employee-sends-own-job-to-china-surfs-web
Load More Replies...A friend of mine hosted a big party where people was allowed to bring their dogs. Thoughtful, she put a big bowl of dog treats out. Less well thought through was her choice of placement, the general snack table. When I saw it people had been eating most of it...one guy asked for a refill...
Dr. Bonior noted that making immediate judgments about others is “very natural,” but we have to keep one thing in mind: we have to understand that our initial perceptions of what people are like might be wrong. Or they might be distorted or incomplete. There’s usually a larger picture to be aware of, there are different sides to each story.
Worked for a company that if you had a personal odour problem they sent you home with toiletries to get washed I only saw it happen once but if it was me I'd never come back as it would be soooooo embarrassing
"By recognizing that we only have one side of every story, and that we can't automatically assume that we'd behave a certain way in a situation we've never been in, we help remember that although we might have a knee-jerk reaction, we shouldn't necessarily let it inform our behavior," the expert said.
"It also might be helpful to think of times in our life when we had our perspective widened because we didn't realize until we were in a situation just how we would behave. Finally, we can recognize that even when someone HAS made a choice we don't agree with, our reactions are often most helpful if we can meet them where they are, and try to understand what led to their decision, and gain some insight from it, rather than automatically condemning them and pushing them away."
Here at Bored Panda, we are huge fans of ‘Fesshole.’ If you’re in the mood for some more spicy and witty confessions, check out our earlier features about the project here, here, here, and here.
Meanwhile, we’d love to hear your thoughts on the tweets in this list. Which ones got your attention the most? Have you ever anonymously confessed to something online? Drop by the comment section and share your opinions and experiences with all the other Pandas.
Note that it even says on the description that it can provide inaccurate information. Also any sources it puts in documents are not correct (it can't accurately write footnotes/bibliographies), it has built in biases, and you can manipulate it to lie and post links to things like pirate sources. At least it doesn't seem to encourage suicide, unlike that situation in Belgium with the Chai chatbot.
Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
Load More Replies...I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
Yes, of course we do. We are well aware of how BP works.
Load More Replies...i was kicked out of a private school because i would not fit in with the other kids from wealthy families and had some pretty bad run-ins with the teachers. half a year after i was visiting another school close nearby my old one, i went to hang out with some friends that already had their drivers license and we just drove around and thought about what to to. one of them had some spraypaint in their trunk and we decided that it would be a really good idea to write some nasty words on the walls of said private school. i wrote some nasty words and a friend of mine wrote even nastier things but just for fun. we did not think that there would be someone that get punished for that as it was in the middle of the night and it was the 90s so no cameras or hired guards. we learned years later that they punished a guy we knew for the whole thing, he was dismissed from school and his parents had to pay a lot of money. we never apologized.
It's not too late to come clean. It could mean something to the accused and the parents. But it would take courage.
Load More Replies...Editors: Many of these are not confessions. If everyone knows it, it's not a confession.
I'm a twin, parents can tell us apart. So could bosses, teachers, girlfriends. First!
I'm an identical twin, and we were very much identical. I find it hard to believe that a parent would not have figured out which one was which by almost five. It's sad, really.
Load More Replies...None of these are real secrets or anything like I expected. Boring.
Hmmmm. Shouldn't you be on the post about scammers?
Load More Replies...Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
Load More Replies...I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
Yes, of course we do. We are well aware of how BP works.
Load More Replies...i was kicked out of a private school because i would not fit in with the other kids from wealthy families and had some pretty bad run-ins with the teachers. half a year after i was visiting another school close nearby my old one, i went to hang out with some friends that already had their drivers license and we just drove around and thought about what to to. one of them had some spraypaint in their trunk and we decided that it would be a really good idea to write some nasty words on the walls of said private school. i wrote some nasty words and a friend of mine wrote even nastier things but just for fun. we did not think that there would be someone that get punished for that as it was in the middle of the night and it was the 90s so no cameras or hired guards. we learned years later that they punished a guy we knew for the whole thing, he was dismissed from school and his parents had to pay a lot of money. we never apologized.
It's not too late to come clean. It could mean something to the accused and the parents. But it would take courage.
Load More Replies...Editors: Many of these are not confessions. If everyone knows it, it's not a confession.
I'm a twin, parents can tell us apart. So could bosses, teachers, girlfriends. First!
I'm an identical twin, and we were very much identical. I find it hard to believe that a parent would not have figured out which one was which by almost five. It's sad, really.
Load More Replies...None of these are real secrets or anything like I expected. Boring.
Hmmmm. Shouldn't you be on the post about scammers?
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