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Dicks By Mail: Anonymous Service Lets You Send A Bag Of Edible Dicks To Your Enemies
If sending your enemies a load of horse poo is too extreme, you can now also send them a bag of sweet, tasty gummy dicks, along with a bold-type message encouraging them to go ahead and eat that bag of dicks.
This innovative, important and invaluable service is provided by dicksbymail.com. $15 plus shipping will earn you the right to send a bag of sugary dicks to the enemy (or friend) of your choice. The site also has a friendly reminder about their service: “It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.“
More info: dicksbymail.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: laughingsquid)
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oogert 9 years ago
people like my boss, friends, and grandmother would get a kick out of receiving this in the mail, but i could see how it might upset others
iamadisneyprincess 9 years ago
I don't think its so bad at least you get a bag of gummy d***s.
oogert 9 years ago
people like my boss, friends, and grandmother would get a kick out of receiving this in the mail, but i could see how it might upset others
iamadisneyprincess 9 years ago
I don't think its so bad at least you get a bag of gummy d***s.
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