Call it ICQ, she won't even understand what you are saying.

Yeah that's a Wilford Brimley thing. Lots of people do it.

My grandmother once told me a long sad story about a friend of hers who had cancer of the sarcophagus. She meant oesophagus and it was really hard not to laugh.

i also call picnics for vignig, hahaha

Keep a pillow at your desk to scream into

there used to be 'party' lines that had multiple numbers connected to the same line.

CTM's 😂

I feel the same about that. I don't really care for that kind of show and for me it's all CSI: whatever.

An ex-colleague of mine always called The Simpsons "antisocial-tv". I think she never really understood the caricaturing character of the show.

Leslie Nielsen was a comedy genius.

I agree with your Mum. Celebrity Jungle it is 😂

Someone with that user name on Twitter shouldn't be allowed to complain about other people.

Sometimes when i spend like 3 or 4 days of Vacations my texts between me and my mom are "dinner" and "ok"

don't get it...

Call him what you like, he is still orange

He's smart enough to know that it doesn't really matter 😂

My mom had a friend that said "sangwich."

She was just ahead of her time and used you as Alexa.

Well, imagine what would happen if she found out that there's also a Ben & Jerry's !

There's a song from 1977 with that title

Scottish by any chance? If so, I bloody love you guys and your speech!!

I've never heard that in the south. Maybe "bowel" with a long "o."

Oh no, I always called it Kentucky frying chicken.

Maybe you eard it wrong

a what ?

That's the name of the brother isn't it? I think the sequel was called rodrick [something]

I can't see her saying that.

Get a sense of humor. You'll live longer.