Microsoft word often causes me to push slowly away from the desk and leave the office for a few minutes until my fury subsides

OMG. This is so disrespectful.

All that just so you can be ignored because you damn well know the boss’ niece or nephew or whatever will get it.

Always wondered. Maybe because setting up an account gives them permission to collect and share your data?

There really is no need for this debauchery

Well, he's obviously disabled... in the driving skills, social awareness, and good citizen departments.

Horrible

That is disgusting.

Why isn’t this higher?

Oh I hate this to the ends of my toes

But... you do! :)

This makes me so sad and so angry

Oh hell, this is a regular issue in my damn office. Also on a related note, there is a damn toilet bush located conveniently next to the toilet bowl for good reason. Sodding well use it!! ARRGGHH.

And if you leave at 12.00 without even having seen anyone you get a bill for "not showing up" On the other hand if you go out to investigate what's happening a nurse starts yelling at you to stay in that room because you're interfering with the routine and that's why it's no wonder they are running behind.

F*****g hell, how much does it take for a grown person to try and not ruin other people's day or night ?

Yikes...

I would have called the usher and have her thrown out.

Only in 'Murica. :(

Yeah don't do this. This is exactly what that girl who crashed and killed her sister was doing.

oh, hell no. #GroundsForDivorce

Makes me wanna screamento

Yup. Time to give up.

I love this installation

Well, as a child I have had more delicate "stuff" caught in my pant's zipper.

Parking level Advanced.

To make you buy new ones :-)

like when your phone flashes about your battery running out...

damn that pisses me off

That's nuts

I think you broke physics.

I would say the photo taken in Hungary, but we don't have this nice looking subways... But the douchebag...he's definitely from Hungary.

They should be reported. Good God!

let's be honest: you have to be reeeeeeally slow to achieve that

When this happens I used to check the zipper is tight enough because from the pulling it can be lose. If it happens I used tighten it if it helps or change the zipper if I could.

as a human being, people who would do this

Glad I'm not the only one. Told cops "Uh yeah she died so...."

Bystander gives zero f***s

"When will we ever learn?"

Because you should never try to dry your hands with wet hands.

This reminded me all the paper cuts I used to have when I worked in a library! Small cuts-Big pain! I cringed a bit even when I thought of those days, soap burns, dirt burns, gravy burns, ouch ouch ouch all day long.

This is terrible! Handicapped should be front row!

I hate 1.5 steps

Ignore mode on. Slooooowly....

"Unlike Me"

Get a different keychain. :P

If everyone was pushing the button while passing by, they would remove it just to stop being bother.

easy enough to get rid of her gone-5b76a...7288e1.jpg

Maybe the the UPS guy can't read

Gosh this gets me every time. I go straight for the knife now to open it.

you peel it horizontally..

I just use my nail or a knife to open these. I have a losing streak with these bad boys. Lol

I stab it with a knife. More effective, also incredibly satisfying!

I think you're meant to peel it sideways, it's a lot easier that way.

I thought I was the only one who had problems with this

today with this HORRIBLE tasting orange juice it worked. that one time it worked

Capitalist plot! i don't know how or why they do it! but it is some sort of capitalist plot; maybe just to drive us insane.