dolphins are the best in every way

awwwww<3

cute

even bugs are not excluded from unwanted sexual advances? man, this world is tough for female across every species.

Clever. I should give it a go.

That's the ultimat alternative to "not to night I have a headache"

I feel you, sister

can i try this? creepy guy approaches you in a bar, and then you die

If you get bitten by a New Yorker, do you eventually turn into one?

Well there you go, this an now officially my spirit animal.

DRAMATICALLY

Dang, now I know what to do....

#themtoo

Thanks for the tip, dragonflies! :)

will remeber that in a couple years (pubertyyyyyyyyyyyy)

Lol!

They would make amazing actors

WHY THE BOTTOM THINGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in humans, even a dead person gets raped

I'm gonna use this in my life.

Maybe that's what women in the workplace should do...

I got this far and realised the - There, That’s a thing you know now is on every photo which is fecking annoying and condescending

Wow

Guess that gives new perspective to laying there like a corpse :/

i dont know. dont think that would work for humans in this society

Ah Texas. You never disappoint.

note to self: maybe skip NY if you ever got to visit America in the future?

My wife said I can do the same thing.

What? I will have to google this one.

It's called "Schnuddelhong" (literally snot chicken) in Luxembourg.

My grandmother told me never to be mean to a crow. They'll remember you.

aww~

Well, someone should herd little children. Maybe we can employee them in school. That'd be fun.

thats why she is the queen

Ya mon

What bats? I see a bunch of adorable cottonball piglets! ^^

That's understandable, after all, they are cats

I'm shifting to Iceland right now

there is video on youtube showing a candle flame barely moving when any other bird would just extinguish the flame its a must see video (at work cant link you guys)

We had a guinea pig that would do this

king julian had a conspiracy about the new york giants..........

I wouldn't want to live in a shared flat with sloths. Lock themselves in the bathroom for hours and then clog the toilet with their gigantic turds.

Squirrels and Cougars: Saving the world one food item at a time.

And it's beautiful, too.

"Endless cycle of farting" Magnificent...

This does not sound realistic...zookeepers would know that.

How do I get this job?

they really are robbers!!!

someone should make sex toys for ferrets, it will save the species