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Welcome to the land of the weird and the beautiful—the ancient sceptred isles, where people drink their beer by the pints, celebrate mysterious Bank Holidays that occur several times a year, and toss their trash out the first time they see a bin. Bins are holy there and the chance to do so comes very rarely, if ever.

But according to Jessica Rose, an American who’s been living in great Blighty for the past few decades, the list doesn’t end there.

Recently, Jessica listed all the “weird as hell things” Brits do in a thread that amassed 64.8K likes and went viral with people praising how spot-on it is. Let’s get ready for the quaint and quirky ride in the land of Britons.

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    Bored Panda reached out to the author of this viral thread, Jessica Rose, a woman in her 30s who works in the technology industry. After 10 years, Jessica still lives in Birmingham, UK and says that she really likes most things about life in the UK.

    When asked what British things Jessica really likes, she said that as an American, she finds the National Health Service “mind-bogglingly amazing.”

    “I also really love the public transport here. And almost everything about Birmingham. Am I allowed to mention it's the best city in the UK? I don't think there's much I dislike about living here, some things are just still weird after 10 years.”

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called courtesy. No harm in being polite, and it brightens the drivers day to know he is appreciated. Happy drivers are less likely to hit the curb

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    But that doesn’t mean that Jessica doesn’t miss the American way of living. “It seems like a silly thing to miss, but as my days get really busy, I miss shops being open as late as they are in the states,” she told us.

    Jessica also believes that “a lot of the misconceptions of and stereotypes about the British mistakenly group all of the UK into a homogeneous lump while the UK is really a massively diverse group of people across our 4 countries (N. Ireland, Scotland, Wales and England).”

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    Gëë Bëë
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah many beaches in the north are mostly pebbles and yes......you will be mugged by seagulls for your watch, keys, wallet and finally your chips and there is nothing you can do about it and nobody can help.

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    This is the case with the famous English breakfast. “For example, people from outside the UK often think of the English breakfast as something singularly British, while overlooking the (far superior) Scottish fryups,” Jessica said.

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    Andy Mutch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, oh please, cure us of that one! (Not that you're much good at picking rulers,)

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is in the smell and sticking to your shoes intensity. Dpg poop is extremely disgusting. Horse poop not so much.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We go to the counter and let them know what is wrong. We very rarely have to ask for it to be corrected as the person behind the counter usually offers to fix it and offer options.

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    Jessica didn't expect her Twitter thread to go as viral as it did. “I half hoped a few people would see it as I was quite proud of the phrase 'sugared houseplants.' I hope folks liked it!”

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    Daniel Marsh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "After you." "No, after you." "No, dammit, I SAID AFTER YOU." "Look you little f***face, I said after you!!!"

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    T Simmons
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hot water supply comes from a tank in the loft, which could be contaminated. It was UK law to keep hot and cold separate to keep drinking water (cold) clean. now its just tradition.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the old-fashioned SWEET shops have some of the best sweets out there, tbh

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    Periwinkle
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, This is an irish thing, Also a British thing but we will slam dunk you if you don't complete your round in ireland.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classical music played by classically trained musicians. Outdoor , elegance at its finest

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    Gëë Bëë
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually introduced during the war when water could be cut off or there were many shortages. Filling up a bowl uses half the amount of your sink. People just carried on using them as saving water is always a good idea. Remember our tap water is our drinking water too.

    Rissie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also not English, I know we Dutchies use it too. I also find it protects your sink and it's easier to replace a plastic bowl than to replace the whole sink. Which by Dutch standards still doesn't happen anyway. I have one my parents used 40 years ago....

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    Auli Riot
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. It's so you can put dirty dishes in the basin, (tub) and then lift the whole lot out if you need to use the sink for something else.

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a plastic tub helps protect your glassware and crockery from chipping in the old stoneware sinks, and helps protect the sink from being scratched or chipped by the cutlery or heavy cast iron pans (especially for the old-style enamelled sinks). Having a tub also means that you can drain veggies or rinse plates without contaminating the washing up.

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a UK thing, that's an EU thing. You lift the bowl out so you have one bowl soapy one clean without wasting the space 24/7 on having two bowls; or use only one bowl then half the volume (faster, less wasteful). Also you can still drain other things (say, wash some veg) while the plates are soaking. There's endless reasons --- none of them apply if you live in a US mansion with acres of kitchen; all of them apply if you live in an economically-sized space anywhere on earth.

    natie marie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also if you fill your sink and now a bowl, then how can you run the tap to rinse the plates without somewhere for the excess water to go?

    Katinka Min
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with this in Germany. You do this, so you can pour out soup or tea etc if you only have one sink.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I can pre-rinse exceptionally dirty dishes to the side of the bowl and it goes just down the drain. If I fill the whole sink and find one pot or pan had still water in it, I'd have to walk to the bathroom to get rid of the water. Much more practical with the bowl

    Lizzie Ellen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also prevents breakages of glasses and crockery from being accidentally hit on the side of the sink.

    Tim Fountain
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you finish with the bowl of water you can use it to water the plants. Waste not, want not....

    Sue Grigg
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American and have always used plastic tubs to do dishes in the sink, my mom and grandma did too. In fact, I'm not sure I know anyone who doesn't use a tub in their sink.

    Kai
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also means you can take the water anywhere else to clean. Like clean floors or windows etc..

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with a single sink and no dishwasher can attest to, it's so you can rinse the dish as soon as it's been washed and put it in the rack. Saves time and doesn't dilute the water anymore.

    GFSTaylor
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if a dish or pan has been left with water in it to soak, you can still pour the dirty water away into the sink, then put it in the bowl to wash. British houses, especially newer ones, are small. A lot of people only have a single sink - no second sink, even a half-sized one.

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    Johnjo McNeill
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than when you need to quickly use the sink for any reason and it’s full of dishes. Just lift the basin out and you have a clear sink

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My British husband insists we have one in our sink too. Believe me, it does not keep the sink any cleaner, as you still have to empty the bowl when the water gets dirty. I empty the bowl entirely, rinse it, rinse the sink, and clean out the sink strainer (no garbage disposal, but I’m working on it). My husband empties the bowl, then floats it, unrinsed, empty, and buoyant, on top of the dirty water going down the drain. I usually don’t know he’s done this until there’s dried up bits of yuck glued to both the bowl and the sink—-and I have to use gritty cleanser to clean them off. Thing is, he’s so great in so many other ways, and I’m no angel, so I don’t bitch about it—-you have to pick your battles wisely when you’re married, unless you actually enjoy arguing every single day (then you really should see a therapist about that). Regardless, this would not happen if we were just using the sink As. A. Sink.

    Dave P
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? Washing basins in sinks in the US are very common, every home goods store sells them, at least where I live. It might be a regional thing

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can empty any cold tea down the plug hole without dirtying the water.

    Kristine Phillips
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a container to wash my dishes. I only have one sink, not a doubled sink.

    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly for hygienic reason. Even if I cleaned my sink with vinegar cleaner or so I'd find it gross to wash my dishes in the sink without a washing Bowl. Brrrrrrr!

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, now I'm officially convinced I am not really American. B/c once again: We did this. Many people do/did. Saves water.

    Gillian Copsey
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, to not waste boiled water and to keep the heat in, and sometimes your plug might have got lost or not fit properly

    Jan Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where do you throw the cold tea/coffee or other leftover fluids?

    Chris Malme
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Kinder to the crockery. 2. Water stays hotter for longer. 3. If you have a sinkful of dishes, and you need the sink in a hurry, it is easy to lift them out as one, and the put them back afterwards.

    Jon Varley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does my head in this one - I see a tub in the sink, it's immediately removed. Never understood why my compatriots thought it a good idea.

    Javiera Gotelli
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called being responsible with natural resources, unlike people in the U.S...

    Carole Deem
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this now in the states. I get charged for water going down the drain. Plants outside don't care.

    Eithne Griffiths
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in an old house with a HUGE stone kitchen sink.I use a plastic washing up bowl otherwise it would take at least 5 mins to fill the sink.

    Mark Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also means not dipping your hand into manky old dish water to pull the plug out.

    Kathy Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a great idea, and I do it myself. Uses less water.

    Rah Soft
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the left over water( in the washing up bowl) can on the garden in the summer

    Diane Harrison
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it makes sense,, say your bowl was full of dishes and you needed to peel spuds or wash a greasy dish,, you take bowl of dishes out in the bowl,simple.

    Eileen Nicholson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better and more verstile than the plain sink. We don't have the room in our Brit kitchens for three sinks and two sluices with a one of those food-eater thingies added to them all. Scrape your palte into the compost, rinse it in the sink then wash it in the hot soweapuy water in the bowl then lightly rinse the soap off in the sink again. You still have a bowl of hot soapy water and when you've finnished with that, you can swill the step and the path with it.

    Sandra Givens
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those of us who live with a single bowl sink may use a dishpan (that's what we call them in the U.S.) for our soapy wash water so the rinse water can flow into the sink itself and doesn't dilute it.

    Michelle Rutherford
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We normally only have one sink, not one & a half like you guys. So if we need to our away a bit of tea, it gets poured into the sink rather than the bowl.

    Ronni Buntain
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother was 100% American, never even considered a trip to Britain, and she used a washing up tub. I think it was from the struggle days, to save water and soap?

    Lisa Jones
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of that in the US, too, but perhaps only common among older generations, now.

    Geoff Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Scotland, I saw people wash their dishes, then place them in the drying rack without rinsing them.

    Lily Swag
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I think sinks are disgusting. I clean mine out with Comet and a good scrub brush a couple of times a week, but they are still dirty. As dirty as your toilet, some say. Would you wash dishes in the toilet? I have a great little tub by Joseph Joseph that has a little drain in the bottom- it's perfect.

    Tabitha L
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, serious question. Are these single sinks or double sinks? I have a double sink. Dirty goes on one side. Then add water the other side (not full, just deep enough). Then wash.

    Remi Flynne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea - it's not as common as this person is suggesting. It was a previous generation ago. Most people I know have dishwashers.

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    THOR
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because none wants to look at the half full-spagetti bowl while getting some water

    Alyssa Wakefield
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Never knew it was a thing until I read this post. That’s what sinks are for.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two types of people, those who put the milk in tea last and those who are wrong ;)

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