Fahrenheit 451, coming soon, to a Florida school near you!

Cannot have these kids learning stuff at school.

Again, WTAF?

First name Lucy, second name Lastic.

WTAF?

That's not right. If schools were that paranoid about it, they should have issued each student separate devices. Another thing that concerned me with online classrooms is students who were already vulnerable and bullied at school had their personal space exposed to their bullies and that eliminated their safe, private space.

Now. It has gone too far now.

"So, why do you want the job as school security guard?" " I like to watch boys pee. " "Perfect! You are hired!"

Wont be a problem when Florida is underwater.

Yum yum, deep fried cholesterol for lunch.

Oh heavens, not holding pinkies. Next thing you know, they might hold hands or even *gasp* hug! What has this world come to.

They don’t have ‘active shooter’ drills in Australia. Just saying.

Losing

Perfect for a school shooter. Seriously, all these metal detectors, bag searches, and shooter drills to keep the kids safe but then pen them all here in one location.

Now the kids can eat expired chips AND weird cheese powder that no other country allows.

upvote if being patronized is one of your least favorite things 😾👇

I can't see the name Chesapeake without mis-reading it as "cheapskate"

Now they are selling bullet proof shields that go in kids backpacks. Seriously ... USA now stands for united states of assault !

Uhhh, I thought the creator of the art owns it unless they're a slave...

Dare a girl be on her period...

That looks utterly gross.

The fact that our schools are holding fundraisers for basic needs says a lot about our country as a whole.

The director of school nutrition does not want children to have nutrition.

crimes were committed

Pdf files must be having the time of their lives

To be fair, fines are for hanging out in the bathrooms, not for 'taking too long.'

'I don't s**t often. But when I do, I make the journey worth it.' - My cousin, that has a condition that results in a lot of constipation.

Isn't that illegal?

Where are these cameras?

I agree with not letting people stand around and talk for too long because that always pissed me off, but filming kids in the bathroom issssss not great

WTF?!?! CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOM?? Data protection laws? child pron production is illegal regardless of how it is made or who produces it - this would be instant criminal charges against whoever thought this up, and data protection applies to children as well... moreover, fine who? You can't fine someone for having to go to the loo, espoecially not children. I'd have an absolute field day with this one...

We called these restrooms because teachers. taught us that there is a difference..

Cameras is way to far

My a*s. They’re not getting a penny from any parent with any sense.

I think the headline here is that THERE ARE BLOODY CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOM!!!

Highly recommended read: US philosopher Henry David Thoreau’s essay «On Disobedience». Recommended view: «The Wild One», starring a young Marlon Brando. From the movie’s script: “But … what do you rebel against?” — “What do you have to offer?” Both works are “eternal” classics of U.S. American culture, very very valuable. And then there are wonderful persons like Rosa Parks and Angela Davis. What I hope to get across here is, that “America” as you call it (does that also apply to my buddy and neighbour from Peru?) has so much to offer to be proud of. Just don’t hang around at the loo. There are so many nicer places to go.—But then again: what’s worse than being hated by a German? Being loved by a German. Trust me, it’s such a horrible experience.

Better get your lactose intolerance in check and skip taco Tuesdays and mystery meat Wednesdays.

Is there at least a tipping option?

So is a headache with a nosebleed considered an emergency or nah, just have to wait for the aneurysm to take hold???

And if you're deaf, they'll give you an audio book.

Our school district used to give food away to the homeless until someone claimed to have gotten a tummy ache and sued.

Gads I had to read that twice even though it was pointed right out! Must be past bedtime.

At least its consistent with the state of the toilets.

New Zealand is there (yay!) but badly misshapen.

Yeah, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

get a stick we have to modify the school board

I have literally had nightmares about being forced to use a public toilet with that exact layout.

I don't understand how this is seen as ok. Don't kids deserve privacy?

Only you can stop this silliness!

"The budget's been really tight lately, there is not enough food for everyone. We improvised, okay?"

At least they get passes; where I teach in the UK we are told to absolutely never let students go to the toilet during class unless they have a medical condition 🤷‍♀️