I feel like my hearing seems to go when I have a mask on...either that or I lip read way more than I realise and my hearing has stayed the same :P

Haha way to go, mom!

Starting from the pictures to the writings, every bit of this is an absolute gem!

Says the f****r who's never had an orgasm

The one study that said it was about the link between autism and the digestive system. It also says in the paper further studies are needed to prove the link between vaccines and autism which never happened. The guy who wrote it wanted to sell his vaccine which was shady.

That's what you get when you lose a lot of time on school shooter drills. Time that should have been used to educate.

Love the fact that planes can't fly over land

In today's episode of The World's Dumbest

Too bad they can't read...these ones are the copy-paste- share gurus...

well now we know the Virgin Mary was just the Vaccinated Mary

Wait until this guy hears that the phone he posted this on wasn't grown on a tree

this is why tiktok is such a huge success.

And then everybody clapped

who's putting their pants on

Now I'm not a scientist but I assume he's confusing pressure with gravity

All because your mum made you eat the broccoli....

A mammal is an animal that gives birth to living, warm blooded offspring which it nurtures with milk. Did your child came out of the void as s lizard, craving for the sould of the unholy?

It's called Physics. P-H-Y-S...why tf do I even try

And the creator is an example of the effect of hitting your head at a young age.

#thingsthatneverhappened

This is a garbage in-garbage out. You can read nothing but trash and be as ignorant as when you started. Depends on your material.

Who are these people?

What?

No, but it technically could be viewed as an attempt by nature to get rid of an unwanted creature.

Only if you got the live virus vaccine. Which few people can get. So don't worry.

Dolphins can also be brutal, bullying rapists, so... pick your doula carefully!

And then they [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE FBI'S MEMETIC HAZARD DIVISION. IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS COMMENT, REFER YOURSELF AND ANY FAMILY MEMBERS TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY DELAY. THANK YOU.] TL;DR, don't let dolphin assist you with birth. They're nasty motherf*ckers. Seriously.

Okay, so this was so ridiculous, it had to be a novel, right? So, I Googled him and this is what I found. https://www.deseret.com/1996/2/9/19224104/russian-father-of-sea-births-faces-charges

I heard about this - they then knitted her booties and gave her a baby shower.

How dumb. Not to mention, blood from childbirth in the ocean would draw a whole lot of undesirable visitors.

And this is how mermaids were born

But check with your health insurance first if those particular dolphins are preferred providers.

Because I know if I'm in active labour and a gang of dolphins push away my team I'll be totally relaxed and not screening GTFOH

Googled it. It’s actually a thing—dolphin assisted birth!! We are too dumb to have made it this far

Sounds wonderful....afterall we DID come from the ocean originally.

this person has never seen casual geographic on yt.

...and after being born, the baby and dolphins and people were all gobbled up by sharks

Well at least they let her keep her bikini on to protect her modesty

babies can't be born underwater they will drown when they make their first cry which is also their first breath

Or, as the dolphins called it "Hors d'oeuvre".

There are actual people who people pay for this service... when heavily pregnant they go swim near dolphins in the hope that they can give birth in the sea like this.... (no promises of no pain or magic or any of that but it's still a bit.... new agey) To be honest the amount of blood that comes out, I'd be worried about sharks coming to join the party!!