I feel like my hearing seems to go when I have a mask on...either that or I lip read way more than I realise and my hearing has stayed the same :P

Haha way to go, mom!

Starting from the pictures to the writings, every bit of this is an absolute gem!

Says the f****r who's never had an orgasm

The one study that said it was about the link between autism and the digestive system. It also says in the paper further studies are needed to prove the link between vaccines and autism which never happened. The guy who wrote it wanted to sell his vaccine which was shady.

That's what you get when you lose a lot of time on school shooter drills. Time that should have been used to educate.

Love the fact that planes can't fly over land

In today's episode of The World's Dumbest

Too bad they can't read...these ones are the copy-paste- share gurus...

well now we know the Virgin Mary was just the Vaccinated Mary

Wait until this guy hears that the phone he posted this on wasn't grown on a tree

this is why tiktok is such a huge success.

And then everybody clapped

who's putting their pants on

Now I'm not a scientist but I assume he's confusing pressure with gravity

All because your mum made you eat the broccoli....

A mammal is an animal that gives birth to living, warm blooded offspring which it nurtures with milk. Did your child came out of the void as s lizard, craving for the sould of the unholy?

It's called Physics. P-H-Y-S...why tf do I even try

And the creator is an example of the effect of hitting your head at a young age.

#thingsthatneverhappened

I remember, I was that band-aid, and I too clapped

"Right after that the president invited me to dinner"

Some people create joy wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

"had to yell at THEY'RE parents".........genius.

I'll take "horse puckey" for $500, Alex.

Did they yell at you, trying to explain the proper use of contractions?

"everyone clapped" is code for "I have a really low self image and nobody listens to me in real life and I feel undervalued as a human being."

Rewrite: everyone slapped... some sense into me.

He skipped over the part where he was being escorted out of the store…then the clapping started.

any straight-thinking person would 1) not do that and 2) get the f***ing vaccine

*their

And then he realizes that the kid already got the vaccine soooooo…

Their

Good God

Of the things that never happened, this one didn't happen the most.

Maybe this happened. West Virginia has grocery stores.

It's because you yelled that they are parents. Everyone clapped because they were so proud of you for realising that.

I wouldn’t take any advice from someone who can’t spell “their’…

Their, not they’re, moron!

And no one called the cops for disturbing the peace? The world is in trouble.

*their... Your inability to comprehend basic grammar reveals your inability to comprehend even the most basic of science, as well.

Not true

This has to be in Texas

They are parents?

Clapping on handcuffs counts...

The band-aid kid was also a parent(s). Bravo.

They were clapping because you stopped.

they are being sarcastic idiot

Ever notice how people always get applause at the end? I think we need to investigate *that* phenomenon. Every time someone talks about how they disciplined silly maskers or vaxxers in public, it always mysteriously ends in applause. You think they'd change up the lie a little. Lol. This is how deluded they are. They truly think they are Iron Man out there saving the world.

Oh no! They've been hit so hard that they've begun hallucinating-

*their 😬

Liar liar bums on fire

Open handed, repeated, strikes to the face are not claps, even though they sound similar.