I love this one!

Brilliant. Now if we could just add this to some kind of curriculum for young people…

wow that’s actually pretty smart

Imagine if the rest of the lights were accidently turned on

Ay Caramba!!!

Wow

(Info before the comment: Where I from, people at evening/night has a reflecting badge on a string from their pocket so cars can see pedestrians.) At my doctors office there was a sign: "Don't wear reflectors, there is always a need for organ donors." 😲 I thought that was really clever.

Don't buy your human from a breeder. Adopt.

I never thought about it like this, that's clever!!

I mean probably 1 of my favs so far

Wouldn't he have a hard time wearing glasses with 1 ear?

I need to see how hairy the man is!

This! When I was in Belize when I was about 13, we went out snorkeling one day. We were told that there were more than likely be nurse sharks, and possibly some other species. I had gotten my period the day before, and didn't really think about it until we were on the boat going out to the place. All. Of a sudden I remembered that sharks can smell a drop of blood up to 500 meters away. I was terrified! I was convinced all the sharks of all kinds were all going to swarm around trying to find the source and attack. When we goy there I refused to get off the boat, which isn't like me, as I am quite adventurous. My mom asked what was up, and I told her. She tried to tell me I would be fine, but I was convinced. Then the guides got involved, thinking I was just genuinely scared,but I still would not get in and they didn't understand why I was convinced I would be attacked. My mom then informed the 3 guides and a random elderly woman and her hard of hearing husband who stayed in the boat "she is in her period and thinks the blood will attract the sharks". Well, one guide acted like he was suddenly busy, another guide looked uncomfortable and was trying to awkwardly come up with what to say, but the third guide was very nice and explained I would be fine. He went into how his wife and daughters (come to find out he had 5) snorkeled and dove and swam all the time, even on their periods, and have never been attacked or swarmed by sharks. The elderly lady then was explaining very loudly what was happening to her hard of hearing husband, who kept asking her "what!?say again?!" Well, 13 year old me was so mortified that even if I still was convinced I would be attacked, I got in that water just to save the embarrassment. Well, the sharks did not swarm or attack me, and I ended up enjoying the snorkeling very much, but then did not want to get back in the boat due to the fact that everyone has now heard the story and it was the topic of conversation the boat ride home.

Okay, that’s creative

I don’t think I’ve ever had yet urge to steal a billboard except for now

I work from home three days a week, my outfit doesn’t change from this…

I want it

Now I really don't want sushi.

I remember quitting for a bit and then had a cone and omg I had to have a shower and just sit and eat like a teenage stoner. It was amazing

Sadly I can vouch that this is true. :(

My autism kid turns 36 in a couple of weeks. Docs wanted to put him in an institution when he was barely 3 ("He'll never talk, never show affection, never be able to function in society..."). Luckily for him, I told them where to shove their brainless advice and raised him myself. Can't shut him up now, still have to check before giving him a hug, but I get one, and he's on his way home from his daily trip to the mall right now (using his bus pass and route info like a boss). Sometimes getting to them early isn't always enough, just GET to them.

As a preschool teacher this gets to me every time a child clearly needs help (whether ASD or another neurodivergence) but parents don't want to label them, or don't think they should do anything until they start school because they think things might 'get better'. I always say (either to myself or to them, depending on the parent) 'they need help now! Supports need to be in place before they start school, so they can handle it better!'

This made my heart stop. I highly suspect I might have autism, or at least some type of neurodivergence, and my friend all pointed it out to me last year, and I can’t stop thinking of it since. It all kinda make sense, but I’m afraid to say anything to my parents cus they WILL just brush me of like my mom did with my trans-ness, and gah. Whenever I forger about it stop stressing, BOOM, some sort of reminder of wha I think and how stupid I am for thinking that, cus my sibling has ADHD and my parents got her diagnosed when she was 2, surely they would’ve known something if I was off? I mean, they always mentioned I was weird but I’m just a bit more silly funny then average. Hbdfjehbcedhjbcedjchdbejhcbejhbchekdbckhsdbskchdbbhekd.

I wasn't diagnosed as autistic until adulthood. I was never unreachable, it's that I was constantly misunderstood, misinterpreted, and invalidated based on neuro-normative standards. Even without diagnosis there could be closeness with family, if they were understanding and accepting.

Exactly. As someone with Autism, Its hard to apologise

Diagnosed 2 months ago at 44. A lifetime of depression, anxiety and illness before that.

So hard

Heartbreaking

Oh no, trees in nature. The horror!

If I saw this at first I'd think there'd been an accident

Bob the builder can fix it

Hahaha, this is so smart!

What about the fake cinnamon smell in the air vents? (I'm looking at you Walmart - every F-ing year)

Your name. Love this movie.

This reminds me so much of the episode of Futurama where they make beer inside Bender

Forensic science is about punctuation?

Harsh. But not as harsh as a new employee (around 18-20 y.o.) saying "What is this, a 3D print of a save icon?" when looking at a floppy.

"I'll have the khao soi, please."

Now that's shiny!

That was blunt..

That's brilliant

Omg, amazing memories of Clarks....always got my school shoes from there.

Yesss

So good even ants will make a detour..

That is disturbing.

Great name for a brewing company

Wait that is really cool I would rent a car from there

That's a 4.000 $ watch....

No prices for the "Friends" furniture?

Loving the lid in the tree, still hating marmite

KFC has seriously gone downhill here in the States.

I love IKEA way too much