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While nobody can accurately predict the future, that never stops folks from trying. Making a calculated guess—the more calculated, the better—increases the chances, but there’s still a non-zero chance of it being wrong. But, boy, is it particularly satisfying to hit the bull’s eye with a prediction!

Online, this phenomenon is appropriately called aging like wine. It pertains to posting something about the future and turning out to be right about it. In fact, there’s a whole group dedicated to celebrating this phenomenon called r/agedlikewine.

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    So, r/agedlikewine is a subreddit that’s all about “things that have stood the test of time”. This includes everything from social media posts to newspaper excerpts to news headlines to videos speculating about stuff.

    The subreddit was created at the end of 2018, and as of this listicle, the subreddit has nearly 195,000 members.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meme was likely made because COVID started in China at the start of December 2019 and was confirmed and reported spreading by the end of December 2019

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    Everything that ends up being true in the end—one, two, five, whatever—years later, ends up on this subreddit. And everything that turns out to be false or worse—redonkulously wrong—gets thrown into r/agedlikemilk.

    This subreddit is the genetic antithesis of r/agedlikewine. And, it seems, it’s celebrated even more as it’s home to 1.2 million members, despite being created just three months before its wine counterpart.

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    Guess I Got What I Asked For

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    Kise Miarse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean . . . Even without covid, it's a lot more considerate to just cover your face when you're sick. You know?

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    To give you a taste of what sort of content constitutes as quality wine-grade post, try some of these on for size:

    Someone predicted that Netflix will crack down on shared accounts. Someone predicted that Chris Rock will get a handful of Will Smith. Someone predicted that video games will cost $70. That last one was actually from The Simpsons, which is a whole other story when it comes to predictions.

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    Mobile Phones Predicted In 1963

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    Maul!
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though we still can’t, given the sizes of woman’s pant pockets. 😂

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a documentary about how the US ended up this way. It's called, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

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    The most hilariously notorious example of aging like wine is more or less the entirety of The Simpsons. If you’ve been a fan of the show for long enough, you’ll know just how many things it has managed to predict across its 34 (as of this article) seasons.

    It predicted at least two US presidents, The Higgs boson, murder hornets, the horse meat scandal, smart watches, the Capitol riots, and a bunch more. Either that, or someone was taking notes.

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    Popular Mechanics Magazine In March 1912 Hypothesizing That Raising Atmospheric Co2 May Considerably Increase Temperature "In A Few Centuries"

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    When Your Old Funny Tweet Turns Out To Be Prophecy…

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    How Right You Were, Marge

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the cost of "optional" DLCs that aren't all that optional.

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    Some might argue that The Simpsons predictions are more likely off-hand gags that coincidentally came true, or examples of human nature patterns that were referenced as a joke.

    Some of these examples might just be designed to feel like predictions, but in reality rely on people’s confirmation bias rather than what the show’s writers actually meant.

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    Aged Like Italian Wine?

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    LastButNotLeast
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a perverted, not an Italian... I'm sick of all these people that think being and Italian means being perverted, mafia's associated, or ignorant... Sick of all...

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    #17

    A Couple Years Later And Here We Are, Like A Fine Bourbon

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What most upset me was the change in pacing. You went from taking at least a few episodes to get from one kingdom to the next then being able to teleport instantly from one scene to the next. Without direct source material, those guys were lost and pathetic.

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    Collider discussed this, providing the example taken from a Simpsons episode from 1995—the one with Lisa’s wedding. It’s said to have predicted smart watches. However, if we go back 30 years prior, we see wrist communicators being used in the Get Smart comedy series. Same goes with a video telephone featured in Back To The Future Part II from 1989, just 6 years prior.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, dammit, hanging up on someone in the old days was much more enjoyable.

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    The whole future prediction kinda sorta ties in with the chemistry of being right. As being right about stuff can be addictive. The reason why we enjoy it is because the brain rewards us for doing that. Hence, some people flat out refuse to accept reality.

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    Whenever a person argues with someone, the brain floods the body with the good stuff—adrenaline, dopamine, all that jazz—which makes them feel great, dominant, nearly invincible. And the desire to replicate this feeling pushes folks to fight more next time.

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    I Made A Prediction For Climbing In The Olympics Several Years Ago That Finally Came True

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    Trish
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be live action foosball. Tie their arms together, and see how interesting soccer gets.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the masks were spot on. Just not for the reason to avoid face recognition technology. 😏

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty much every class I took where different recitation sections went to the same lecture session at two different unis

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even need a mask. A good eyebrow pencil and filler will suffice. Plenty of videos showing how to apply geometric designs that baffle facial recognition. But then, skin tones darker than pasty seem to thwart these machines.

    Cassie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody just wear a Ferris Beuller mask so the computer can repeat, "Beuller, Beuller" every time somebody walks in.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny how the same people that were talking about wearing face masks to trick facial recognition went on to bang on about how wearing a mask is so bad for you and makes you sick during lockdown

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those silicone masks that look somewhat believable! Making the person unrecognizable! I believe they're going to become so popular it will completely make all government cameras obsolete!

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    Amidst all the discussions of the two extremes—wine and milk, aging in their own way—there’s also another take on it: aging like anything else that’s more appropriate.

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    There’s a humorous New Yorker Daily Shout titled Things I Am Actually Aging Like, Instead of a Fine Wine, which gives wittily spot-on explanations of what the authors Lana Schwartz and Karl Spurzem age like that I find all too relatable.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robert Pattinson IS a really good actor. We couldn't realise at first because he was in a ridiculous saga.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not prophetic. Chicken markets have been breeding new strains of influenza for a century. Bats were the surprise.

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    In it, they explain that their aging is actually more akin to “that three-dollar wine from Trader Joe’s” as it’s “growing more acidic by the day.” Or “the New York City subway system” as folks should “expect delays on nights and weekends.” Or my personal favorite, aging like “the ocean: salty and containing microscopic bits of plastic.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally watching this episode tonight, what are the chances

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop making up new celebrities and giving them stupid names. I can't keep up, y'all. *cries in millennial*

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    This Cartoon Was Drawn In 1912, 1 Year Before The Creation Of The Federal Reserve

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of all the farms, businesses and private citizens being able to afford houses that wouldn't exist if it weren't for the Fed. It sure cut down on the massive number of bank runs and panics.

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    If you didn’t get your fill of aged wine or posts that aged like wine, there’s more where that came from, brought to you by Bored Panda. But before you do that, be sure to hit that upvote button on the article and the submissions you enjoyed the most. And why not give the comment section a good raid with witty commentary, suggestions on what else aged like wine, or speculations as to why it’s wine and not other drinks that get better with age?

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to Christian Eriksen for surviving a heart attack and coming back as a warrior!

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    T0t@lly-f!ne!
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh pretty solid guess. She was getting older. Not really a prediction and more common sense. RIP Betty Edit: holy s**t upvotes

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